Let's just hope this doesn't happen again

user, you have caught the gay.
Only fire and electricity can cure it.

What I want for this year is for all the boards that are tangentially related to get merged

Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /mlp/, and /m/ get merged into /ps/ -Picture shows
/biz/, Yea Forums, /his/,and /sci/ get merged into /smart/ - Smart Guys
/ck/, /k/, /po/, the vidya boards, /g/, etc. Get merged into /hob/ - hobbies
/lgbt/, /hm/, /y/, /u/, /fit/, /trash/, and /pol/ get merged into /homo/ -Unrelenting Homoeroticism

I want total anarchy

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Don't use Yotsuba for your lewd posts.

Me too user,guess we gay now

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/hob/ doesn't sound that bad honestly.

Here's your April Fools Joke for this year.

>Everyone has limited moderation powers, but they are fueled by making posts
>5 posts = one usage of Ban (1 hour)
>10 posts = one usage of permaban (affected user is out of the event)
>25 posts = one usage of threadban (bans entire thread for 1 hour, including yourself if you posted in it)
>50 posts = one usage of perma thread ban (entire thread is out of the event)

The idea is that you have to post to earn charges to use bans but doing so puts you at risk of being banned yourself

Each ban gets you a point, each permaban gets you 5, you unlock certain perks at certain point thresholds
>10 points = can post with janitor capcode
>20 points = can post with mod capcode
>25 points = one usage of unban
>40 points = can edit other people's posts (costs 5 ban charges)
>50 points = can embed youtube or images in post (costs 25 ban charges)
>100 points = can change the board title (costs 50 ban charges, will persist for a week after event ends)
>250 points = can post with Hiro's capcode

I’m sorry that I’m so lewd sometimes! I’m just so addicted to cock stink. I love the smell of big, sweaty dick so much! My mind goes all fuzzy whenever I catch a whiff of it, and it’s all I can think of for weeks. So once again, so sorry! My useless, slutty brain just defaults to cock, I guess.

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Are you sure you are not simply just massive faggots? I don't feel anything at all.

It's been a year already?

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boner's gone now thanks

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the fucking madmen.

Why would you feel anything for fat neckberads pretending to be sluts?

Nah im just horny on main

This shit was lame as fuck. I hate you weebs.

>he doesn't know

>Nearly everyone will be perma'd by the end of the event
Doesn't sound half bad honestly.

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Just pretend you're talking with anime girls (boys) and everything will be fine.

>someone typed this
come on bro you're better than this

You could also not be a mongoloid and not erp, specially with discord rejects.

This is so fucking stupid that it’s amazing.

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can't beat the cock user, sorry.

>this is someones son

Most likely single mother children desu.

I’m really not. I turn into a drooling whore whenever I see a fat dick.

Maybe I ought to be punished for being such a loose slut.

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Don't worry,my dads are gay too!

I hope it doesn't happen again. I was on two different discords flirting with people nonstop. Someone ended up with some lewds I took of me in green stripe panties holding a sign that said "will fuck for points" for them. I was intoxicated as fuck and horny as shit. It's still embarrassing to me.

sounds fun actually

Are you gonna post the fucking pictures or not

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come on user you have to post the pic now

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko

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How long until we look at that faggot down the barrel of a gun?

I don't have it. I don't keep lewds. Some user might have it, I dunno. If the event happens again I'm sure I'll see my ass plastered on here as a meme or something.

why haven't you offed yourself yet?

As a former peep I'm just glad I got to see what it was like to be a chad for once.

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Too lazy.

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at least you admit it

Jokes on you, I already gay ERP'd with someone from Yea Forums today.

Just go to /trash/ for this kinda stuff.
seriously, why didn't one thread open for that in april 1st? was it because mods took a very hands off approach?

sneed.

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I'M GONNA BRAP SO HARD TOMORROW

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based.
April fools fags are retarded.

i liked the board merges
/mlpol/ was hilarious
/cock/ was comfy

>/biz/, Yea Forums, /his/,and /sci/ get merged into /smart/ - Smart Guys
>/biz/
>smart guys
but yeah anarchy would be bess

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No.
Go away.

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is this the same pasta from Yea Forums

>1 friend

>musk fetish
gib mail or discord

...

Yeah, I hope this year we get another "game" that's even more gay and fun to play!

based dicc sniffer

>/mlpol/ was hilarious
Should honestly be the default state for both boards. Horsefuckers get to post their porn somewhere other than /trash/, and all the 2016 election transplants/personal army threads got chased off by horse pussy so it was a return to old /pol/ which I miss

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30 MORE MINUTES BOYS

It's 8:30.

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BRAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

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EST you fgt

I will never not be mad about getting cucked out of watching Samurai Jack with /cock/ even if the show turned to shit later.

OC ARMAGEDDON

Every previous image hash has been put on a temp block list and will lead to a ban if posted; the only way to post images is to either google something and hope it's never been posted before or crack open your favorite art program and start making OC.

RAMBLING SHITPOSTER SPREAD IT'S SPORES

Oh no, your text box has been mushroomized and the controls to type messages will be randomized every 10 minuets. Can you figure out how to shitpost before the controls change again?

Something about so many sissies surrendering themselves is hot as fuck.

so the only way to win is not to post?

more than half of them are 100% not good looking irl

>old /pol/
c-can't corner the dorner
Fuck phoneposters, boomers, normalfags and faggots I want my fun place to shitpost about current events back

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I hope gookmoot puts a like/dislike buttom on every thread and whoever clicks it gets an insta-ban.

Jus t go sagepost in /3/ to farm points.

That sounds good, 90% of the board would vanish

15 MINUTES BOYOS

I suspect the April Fools joke has something to do with my adblocker barring me from the yellow boards. The prank better not have me be unable to access the site.

Did last years start right on the money?

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THANOS QUEST

TRIPS CHOOSES IF THANOS GOT A GEM OR HAVE A GEM TAKEN.

IF HE GETS 5 GEMS, HE SNAPS AND HALF OF THE BOARD IS ERASED AND BANNED.

moot did the exact same thing with Yea Forums

>Tomokofag lives in AZ with me

He could be in a lot of places

OPEN BORDERS
Every single post is ran through a google translate before appearing in the thread.

WAKE UP user, YOU WE'RE HAVING A BAD DREAM
Everything is reset to how it was back on October 2003

>Every single post is ran through a google translate before appearing in the thread.
>not bing translate

*were* SHIT

bros... i'm scared...

It's tomorrow, so what is it?