FFXIV Shadowbringers

......nidhogg likes minfillia?????

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>pay to skip the story
>more weekly lockouts
>fucked economy
>event cosmetics you'll never get
meh, not even the eyecandy can save this game, I haven't seen good slutwear since the early times of the game

hahaha, nice try april fool's day

How does the line strategy work for o9s?

>EIGHT-MAN RAID THAT IS A TOTAL MYSTERY
But it's obviously FF8 themed. Why are you fags in such denial.

It has to be better than stormblood to be worthwhile. And that is almost impossible because all SB had for me was 2 classes.

Yeah faggot who wouldn't stop trying to ERP with me a year back. Nice dude until I guess he got way too fucking attached to me. Kept bringing up how suicidal he was whenever I told him he was making me feel weird.

Ended up having to ghost him and move servers. People like that won't change and never do it.

melees at A use arm's length and kill each other
tanks and heals attack the orb at B and get pushed off to A by the ranged at C. the ranged at C and D kill each other with their flames

everybody wins and it can't fail

>Uldah staring:
>Lolorito
>Teledji's upper part
>Teledji's lower part

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Look at the chat for explanation

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GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT ALPHY

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Literally the only thing pointing to FF8 is the name "Eden" and that is a reference to the Garden of Eden, the exact same thing the new eight-man is referencing, you are delusional

A-Alisaie bros?!

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It's Eden, yes, but it could have a ton of original fights like Coil and Alex had. They each only had like one fanservice fight per tier, and even then it was tasteful fanservice like Ratfinx being a Lugae reference instead of just being straight up Dr. Lugae.

He didn't use enough Reverse Gas to be Lugae.

You say it's an april fools joke but they're 100% going to release it in Japan.

what is the best mount in the game and why is it korpokkur kolossus

>Gangan

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Thanks for spoon feeding a retard like me.

>Literally the only thing pointing to FF8 is the name
>gunblade
>seifer af armor

He has the same hairstyle, and the adds are Edge's parents. Like I said, it's a reference that still keeps him as his own entity instead of just being a copypaste.

Living Liquid was literally a FF5 palette swap.

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Is Estinien a CHAR?

In other words, they took something from an old game and put a new spin on it, rather than just taking from old game and calling it a day.

who the fuck uses berserker in ffv

>half hour queue for MSQ roulette as DPS

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>wants attention
lel
really though what draws these people to mmos? Is it that they have nothing to do? If so, I'd figure an mmo would be the worst game for it. There hasn't been an mmo in nearly twenty years that's actually allowed the player to progress outside of stupid timegating bullshit where you log in for an hour a week, do your dungeon, then log out.

>make a reference to it with Living Liquid
>then the actual fire monster shows up in a dungeon

Why not? It's a perfectly fine job with great equipment. FF5 is super easy anyway.

>Not reusing every model you can
It's also an S rank in The Lochs.

>tfw Sunrise won't make a Gangan adaptation
It's not fair bros

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Do people even do MSQ roulette after they changed it?

it's a massive amount of exp well worth the trouble of browsing Yea Forums while the cutscenes are playing

I watch netflix while doing it

can someone show me the kinkiest outfits FFXIV has to offer? I feel like I've seen 3 and that's it, the black bikini, the metal breastplate with a thong, and some random swimswear.

You'll have more luck asking in the /vg/ thread.

Finally went back to Hyur after years of being Lalafell and it feels weird, I feel like something is off about my character.

That depends on the eight-man being intrinsically tied to the Gunbreaker job to continue the references but the Nier raid being a thing at all suggests against that desu

Equip Axes lets you unga-bunga as higher-accuracy jobs like Ninja, Samurai or Knight

i just found out its trany awareness day

Oh rah for all the faggots and trannies that'll probably kill themselves later this year.

...April fools?

every day is tranny awareness day on Yea Forums

I'm not gonna forgive them, splitting the smallest playerbase in half isn't the right choice.
Sure, the servers melt at the beginning of the expansion but when the game is dead as dicks 99% of the time, splitting your playerbase is just stupid.

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I tried talking to this dude and it was just insufferable. It pretty much boiled down to I wanted to kill myself because I find that there's no meaning in life.

As someone who lost a friend to suicide, I left the party before I could tear this guy a new assholes.

So Yea Forums, on a scale of 1 - 100, how bad will they fuck up jobs?

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>Frog is upset because it's going to be contained together with other frogs
And nothing of value is going to be lost.

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>Not underflowing their magic stat then equipping the axe that does aoe damage and scales off of magic.
It's like you aren't even trying to have fun.

I think somewhere around a 10-15 out of 100 personally. They can't possibly fuck MCH any harder than it already is, and Blufever's image shows them with a chainsaw and drill so they're gonna incorporate more tools somehow. SMN is getting Phoenix, DRK is getting a rework, WHM is getting a rework, and waaaay back somebody claimed jobs in general were gonna get pruning and front-loading so the early-game isn't atrocious.

>They can't possibly fuck MCH any harder than it already is
It's funny that you underestimate SE's incompetence.

>MCH is getting a drill and chainsaw
I need to see this for myself

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wohh...

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Wait this is the leak? That's it?

>Someone actually gave gold to virtue signal and for the OP to say
>EDIT: THANK YOU FOR GOLD!

that pic was posted before the latest fanfest so sort of

the only thing I dont get is the anime stripper in the bottom left corner
I thought it was a reference to dancer but dancer is on the other side, so??

Where were new egis confirmed for summoner

we'll find out when they show us the new job abilities

They might release info soon.

>Can't tell if I should allow myself to be excited for Shadowbringers or not

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if the latest patch is an indicator, i'll temper my expectations

>when they show us the new job abilities
When is this? I figured they would show it at the last fan fest but that was nothing but advertisement.

last time was in may during their european press tour

>All will be decided in May, when we learn how hard SE has fucked the jobs over
Not sure if I should dread it or feel hyped for the coming of May.

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dancer can use performance like bard can that lets them pole dance

It was May for SB.

I just want to know if I should bother preordering it so May can't come soon enough.

It's looking like a a self contained expansion like heavensward.

For a while I wasn't worried because they couldn't fist SCH any harder then HW -> SB but then Yoshi said in an interview he still thinks its the strongest thing since 20% balance
Life is suffering

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Reference to the viera Dancer in the AF performing for the fatto cattos I think, since it's close to Jabba the Hutt

I dislike how our motives for going there can be summed up as "G'raha is a fucking faggot who won't cough up the Scions and will inevitably get us killed by soulcalling us at the worst possible moment"

Give me shota bunny boys or give me death!

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It sounded like to me they needed a cop out reason for going there, because they couldn't juggle the Garlean shit and Ascian shit together, even though they did it pretty well in Heavensward And I didn't particularly like Heavensward

>Teledji's upper and lower body listed as separate characters

I didn't even realize that holy shit

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>It sounded like to me they needed a cop out reason for going there
Not really a cop-out when it alludes to the Warrior of Darkness' world from way back desu, and we've had the Void as a very good reason why a shard falling to either godly affinity is a bad bad thing

He specifically mentioned the Fairy as to why also. I'm worried.

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Gathering isn't bright ing in the gil, what's the best way to level my crafters?

cringe and bluepilled

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In fairness I totally get why, since the fairy is basically Regen to whoever it's closest to, compared to WHM and AST that has to actually cast it.

did they datamine what theyll have us do in the ff15 event? its probably some gay shit like going fishing with noctis, goddamn that's such a stupid quirk they decided to give him

I'm very disappointed by how all the key story moments shown in the trailer ended up having the impact of a wet fart.
>Huge confrontation with the Empire in Ghimlyt Dark
Alliance fended them off flawlessly with no one of importance dying
>Fight with Elidizenos
lol you got soul called in the middle of it and got rescued by Estinien who has been demoted to walking plot device status
>Light Calamity
It's not actually happening on the Source, we're just doing Hydaelyns job for her in the First.
It's like they wanted to disappoint everyone in the most thorough fucking way possible, I swear they did it intentionally.

its a odd feeling, most mmos i look forward to new ablitys and stuff but with XIV alot of classes feel perfectly fine and i dont know what they'd do for shit like War/Bard/Sam/Rdm

Switch from Male Elezen to FemRoe yay or nay?

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Rewards will be bought with MGP.

this but ironically unironically

I'm just trying to enjoy SB as much as possible before they ruin everything I've come to love in ShB

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So does anyone play on PS4? How does it actually run?
If something I've seen winds up being a double April Fool's and is actually real, a PS4 Pro just became something I actually want.

nay

Lots of people do. It runs fine. Free trial up to level 35 and free base game with Twitch Prime.

>and got rescued by Estinien who has been demoted to walking plot device status
What the hell else is he supposed to do, his entire station is obsolete now that the Dragonsong War is over and Nidhogg's eyes are destroyed

Yay, so long as you don't end up one of the billions of futa femroe RPers

I've no need for the trial since I've had an account from back in ARR.
I'm just curious how it looks and compares to PC in general.

>male to female
race is irrelevant, all females of all races are better than all males of all races

SAM was a mistake

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Better facial hair when, Yea Forums?

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>femroe
>female

>So does anyone play on PS4? How does it actually run?
I had the game on PS Pro and during hunts or when there was a lot of players, it'd slow down quite a bit.

>being too much of a repressed homosexual to find appeal in a handsome woman

never ever despite it being shown that they are more than capable of doing it right there.

It looks worse but runs totally fine. You may have some problems when there are a shitload of players around but it works fine in raids. All of the content in the game has been cleared on console.

>Haha here's our super cool thing that isn't real fooled ya, huh!

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What did they mean by this?

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I don't give a fuck about RP and I fucking hate trap/futa fagotry. Both of them along with feet fags belong in a ditch.

so gay for not liking "women" with no curves and man faces

If you can't afford $10 then you shouldn't be wasting your time on a MMO.

Fucking based. I bet some faggot actually went and bought her one but its the thought that counts.

we know theres fates at least

Ask for nudes then post here. Is this happening rn?

I should read the PF more often.

>with no curves
Nigger what femroes are the uncontested mommyest of all the races, put a bag over their head if you have to

How long until the update that turns all the patch stuff into cutscenesn?

the thing that makes a female a female is a lack of a penis and presence of a vagina, so sure if you're on balmung they might not be female

Shadowbringers in very early July, if it turns out that's actually a thing

wait is this related to that user that posted that tranny log

>mommyest
elezen
femroes don't even have hips

Some fates then a Garuda trial.

It's an MMO, there is a 0% chance the kawaii catgirl you're speaking to has a vagina on the other end of the screen

its kinda reminded me of when lyse revealed herself. hopefully its not a sign of how the plot will be like in ShB but i have my doubts

The only female voices I've heard from this game came from female elezen, but it certainly wasn't every female elezen

i play a "kawaii catgirl" and have a vagina, and so does my girlfriend
but ok

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Mutilated penis != vagina

have you considered female elzen

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>Be on Japanese server
>Japanese YouTuber does a public show in Limsa
>Everyone is sitting around politely, giving him space and watching him
>Crash the show and start interfering
>Other English players do the same
>People tried reporting us, but nothing happened and by the end, the show was ruined by people spamming emotes and dancing on him

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In an mmo, there's actually a fair chance the girl avatar is played by a girl.

fagit

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Yeah, but your pic isn't helping your case

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nasty

pls link the youtuber's channel

>hehe women don't exist because i'm obsessed with trannies

mate out of all elezen, modded no less you pick that one

>being so hung up on the tranny meme you don't want to consider having mindblowing, pelvis-disintegrating, vice-crushing amazon sex with a roegadyn

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What trannylog?

There are no girls on the internet.

I was considering it until you posted that abomination.

fem highlander is basically fem roe but less mannish

Where else here a tranny?

Japanese players and servers sound so nice, I hear their housing wards are actually populated and people greet each other as friendly neighbors.

Good looking fem roes don't exi-

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What armor?

LIKE IF YOU ARE A CAT BARA CHAD

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-st

correct

Just another reason why japanese culture is superior.

the ala mhigan fending set, I'm pretty sure.

>YouTuber
who cares

Queer.

you, enough to respond

OH BOY, cant wait til May when they announce the job changes and WHM gets secret of the lily 3.
It gives a 5% chance on an aero crit to reduce assizes' cool down by 2%

Dabbing for Likes!

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Who's /tater/ here?

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Yea Forums.txt

Max-height roe but I have fun whenever I get a full party of lalafell, it's like leading a field-trip.

>if it turns out that's actually a thing
wait so it was never confirmed? i've been holding out on resubbing because someone told me that was coming

in awe of this unit

Rate my gf's Mooncat!

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Haha! That does indeed sound like a fun change WHM brother! I myself, cannot wait for Darker Arts.

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I recall it being something Blufever claimed but my memory on that specific bit of info is hazy

Wait, what are they doing? Are they turning MSQ content into just cutscenes?

Rate my leylines.

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Thick eyebrows/10

Looks like shit

looks dirty

Kill yourself Meowie.

Ah yes, a free 5 potency increase to everything you do, so you have no excuse but to push that button every single time you push another button.

i heard that the patch stuff, like with that purple lady after you finish ARR, will all be turned into cutscenes so you can reach stuff like Heavensward faster

BLMs have the best memes.

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Post some good fem highlanders so I can grow my collection.

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Jesus that would be amazing, those hundred or so quests between ARR and HW are where I imagine a lot of new players quit at.

Judging by your picture I think highlanders are still genderlocked.

Jet Li glamour when?

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>highlanders genderlocked at any point
you blew it

Oh I have no problem with that. The content between ARR and HW is hot garbage and almost put me off the game.

Don't @ me if you don't have a good fem highlander to post.

Come on dude.

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They don't exist.

>poopnose
>thick eyebrows
your girlfriend is fucking gay

all "good" highlanders look the same

that's where i left off before my sub ended. i just moved to Revanent's Toll, how long before i can start HW? is there a youtube video that shows all of them so i can get an idea? i dont wanna waste my mone on those quests

They were though

same with all the other races, there's one face good by default and all the others you have to do a lot of tweaking to to get something good out of it

On top of being racist, you're also wrong.

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>2 more years

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all 4 fem aura faces are good

>tfw made that a long while back
Lalai still a qt π

They were tho

>racist against fantasy characters
Yikes...

1.0 isnt the same game.

ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Seventh_Astral_Era_Quests
100 quests. You just finished 2.1. You barely even started.

>"female" tancred

>Suddenly Like! feature
It's that time of the year...

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You should probably post a good looking highlander to prove him wrong.

Not Face 4 with the bug eyes

Really disappointing compared to last year honestly.

How about you get fucking good shitter?

I am posting good ones. I wish other people would post some too. My collection is still too small.

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Like if you like Hildibrand quests.

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>No script captcha doesn't work on the like feature
No way fag, can't believe that people actually have to deal with this every time they post.

Why do these Highlander avatarfags show up at the same time every god damn night? What's wrong with you niggers? Go to /xivg/ if you want to attention whore.

where is dislike?

You know, I didn't think anyone could fuck up the Basic Bitch miqo'te look, but your girlfriend managed to do just that. Congrats to her.

>redditbrand
No thanks

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always femroes, elezens or highlanders, the ugly races who need constant validation

Highlanders and roes are bigger attention whores than the cat and lizard faggots.

I like how it actually had a trial to do like the ARR ones did.

>aura trannies seething because femroes are more of a woman than they'll ever be

the bigger attention-whores are the people that bring up trannies every other sentence desu

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Looks like Marlon from The Walking Dead Final Season.

t. ranny

Will Highlanders ever get real eyebrows?

nice mullet

p. redictable

when will estinien be uncucked in the msq

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Not bad. Added to the collection.

As soon as it becomes relevant to have a dragoon involved

Who's Ranny?
Why do you keep accusing people of being Ranny?

what is it about ff14 that causes everybody to become a tranny.
no other compilation of code has such a hormone alter effecting.
atleast 70% of cactuar players are some sort of fucked up pansexual trans retard

NOOOOO STOP GIVING THOSE OTHER RACES ATTENTION REEEEEEEEEE
No one cares about your diamond dozen au ra/cat, tranny

>Aether

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I don't know who that is
BUSINESS IN THE FRONT PARTY IN THE BACK

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cats and lizard players never post their characters, seek validation more about your character

Even if you posted a cat or lizard in this thread I'd still tell you to skullcap yourself with a shotgun. Go to /xivg/ if you want people to praise your faggot character.

yikes

Ah, now here is a nice one. Saved.

That's what happens when you play as chose a female avatar in multiplayer games.

Rate

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fuck off

Ala Mhiggers deserve to get gassed.

You're alright, though.

sounds like /xivg/ is the better of the two threads if they'll actually talk about the game

can you xiv general fags fuck off with your facebook tier avatar posting back to your containment board thanks lol

You never know what you're going to find!

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>cats and lizard players never post their characters
The absolute level of delusion on display here. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised considering it's a person who thinks chopping his dick off will make him a real girl.

Funny because nobody's posting cats or lizards. It's just shemales begging for attention.

no /xivg/ just want to suck catboy dicks

>cats and lizard players never post their characters

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Then fuck off there, tranny

Yea Forums loves to screech about /xivg/ but it really is better than the average Yea Forums xiv thread. For one, you don't get absolute asspain like when people post their toons. They just talk about something else.

Yeah of course you think that way considering you're from there. You should go back.

Is this actually true? I was thinking about transferring to cactuar.

post feet

>cats and lizard players never post their characters

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>go to the actual thread, we're busy being a shithole
hmmmmm

on Yea Forums? almost never, its always the femroes, highlanders or elezens

People only posted their highlanders because I asked them to, tranny. I curate good fem highlanders.

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xiv's feet look like shit though

So you wouldn't have a problem going back then?

oky it turns out i'm either twoards the end of 2.2 or just starting 2.3, can't really remember what i did last aside from moving to the Toll. how long would it take for me to rush through everything so i can get to HW?

i'd be going there for the first time but keep leaning on that "you have to go back" crutch

I remember one time I posted a pic of a femroe npc and some autist started spergging out thinking I was avatarfagging.

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never
ever

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>he doesn't use the mod

>i-it's so much better there guys!
>I mean i've never been but seriously
Cringe

because all the lizard/cat players in this thread would get called out for being /xivg/ avatarfags

Nice job derailing the thread niggers.

cactuar is probably the worst server
it has all the drama and clique faggotry of the worst of the worst but none of the actual talent or good players.
Basically a giant community of retards who pretend its a raid server when its actually just about crying about the price of hrt in novice network

>It's mobile trash
FUCK YOU SQUARE ENIX FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I HATE YOU GO TO HELL DIE

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user, please calm down

>noooo stop posting character's that's tranny erp balmung /xivg/ degeneracy
>must be better over there then if they don't sperg out about characters in the game
>wow fresh off the boat huh you should go back
this is the last (You) you will receive from me

This is literally the first time I've seen anyone talk shit about cactuar.

>blush
your gf has the cosmetic sense of either a 10 year old, or a boy

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Mad because you didn't think of thick eyebrows first I bet

Could be worse you could be from Zalera.

your gf is a boy

You're only useful for shitposting trannies nigga, nobody actual likes you.

zalera third only to fairie and siren on subhumans.
t. cactard

Aw man I didn't see THAT one coming, you got me

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>Estinien saves you
>carries your ass all the way back to Ishgard rather than the closer Ala Mhigo because Ishgardians love you that much
Based city state full of based people.

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it's honestly ok to be gay but you should be honest with yourself at least

I don't remember any exact timings, but it definitely seems like a mountain to climb at this point. Just focus on going a patch at a time, no need to push yourself and burn out. Heavensward isn't going anywhere.

Arhat fending from kugane castle and Ala Mhigo.if i remember correctly. It was a dungeon drop.

It's legitimately touching that Ishgard still treats you the best out of all the city-states.

You do know you can emulate phones and their apps right ?

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elezens and xaela are the only decent people in this game

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Posting cute lala for likes!

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Theres a cunt in my FC who cries about not being able to afford next month's bill and then buys the fucking fat cat mount. It's beyond me.

>horsefuckers
>decent

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more than your race of prostitutes

Its a typical female maneuver to pretend to be in financial straits and then "indirectly" beggar for kindness(monetary goods)

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exactly. It says a lot about everyone else.

how many times does my post need to have "trannies" in it to farm upvotes from you dipshits for the april fool's

A lot of retards are just that bad with money. Take, for example, the men who can't afford rent but give their money to findom mistresses or twitch thots.

buy me an ultima figure

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>i-i find them attractive so they must be prostitutes!!!
ok horsefucker

yeah you're right, thanks

i know a guy who does this and he's well, a guy
you'd have to be a faggot to think it's exclusively a female trait

I don't find cats attractive

oh, a homosexual i see

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post time stamped feet and well talk

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fuck male vieras

I just don't live in 2015 anymore, au ra are better

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somebody post cute elezen

please do not reply to me, homosexual. i do not consent.

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i cant believe this is one of the only threads left to talk about video games

I hate video games and I hate you.

this is the power of april fool's

The fuck is wrong with Asians

>Decide to check out any changes to NPC dialogue after 4.56
>Stop by Fortemps manor
>Everyone welcomes you "home"

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They've been doing that way before 4.56.

I'd post myself but I am on console and suck at picture taking

I haven't been there in ages. Still a good feeling though.

I'm not.

wrong thread piratenigger

Gaius did nothing wrong

Why is Wind-up Succubus the best minion?

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>possibility of a third job that's yet unannounced
Literally not in a million years.

Trusting an Ascian and fucking around with Allagan bullshit were both pretty fucking stupid

That's not the Baby Raptor.
Look at this beautiful angel.

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>Kill millions
>Yeah...sorry
based indeed

>Kill millions
>Gaius
Stop skipping cutscenes.

because she gets on my shoulder unlike scathach

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Started in Stormblood huh?

Just like BLU mid-patch was never ever, eh?

>limited jobs
>limited races
>literally finished the trailer two days before fanfest
>b-but they'll totally surprise us with a third job guys!

That's neither Wind-up Kain nor Wind-up Estinien.

>bullshit completely unrelated to the fact that it happened
I accept your concession

silence woman

>Haurchefant shellters you from the Lalajews and give his lives to protect you
>Aymeric holds a comfy dinner for you and would ride shotgun with you if he could
>Estinien has a comfy adventure with you and watches over you like some shadow eminence
Ishgard GC when ?

gaius pls stop posting, we know about the secret camps

You're actually, legitimately, fucking stupid if you think the trend of cutting corners is suddenly going to stop to give you a surprise third job.

That's not wind up sadu

You can't be sexy if you have a literal potato body.

Worst part about MMOs IMO is that they'll go away.

If I like a game, I can go replay it. That will never be the case with an MMO. Either the game dies, or a zombie PS persists that can't recapture the soul the original community had.

So fellers, who is ready for the EU playerbase to die tomorrow?

>need gardening for it
fuck it

bruh I think you mean Ishgard otome game when

This game has been cutting corners since ARR's launch and I've been pleasantly surprised enough by things like Mahjong, BLU, Alphascape, and the story managing to redeem itself after 4.0 and 4.1 that I sincerely can't be bothered with pessimism regarding the game. It's too much work to try and set myself up to be disappointed.

The ass is fat

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ok

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I want to FUCK a lalafell!

Nice🐽

this is your healer tonight

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But I'm the healer and I only play elf

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Here's my alt-ezen

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show bobs plz

>horsefucker
no thanks

me on the right

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with the lot of you and whoever requested you post those

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i like the skin/eye colour combo but what the hell with the hair

post bepis
don't be mad they are size queens

I play healer because every time I see a healer not dpsing or using Excog at all if they are a SCH I die a little inside.

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looks like a manlier asahi

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I remember around 3.3 or 3.4 during HW, people posted the stats weight of every job, so you could check the weight of every piece of gear on stuff like Ariyala.

How come this didn't happen for Stormblood?
Did they kept it for themselves/their FC only?
Or nobody bothered to make the calculus/do the tests?

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Pic related is what I was going for and it's currently the closest match

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soon

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You can find things like this via the Balance discord. I know SAM/MNK has a sheet that's regularly updated for endgame gear that you can compare theoretical DPS output with

why can't I still not lewd m'naago

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you could do it better as a cat (not a shitpost either)
i like it though i guess

Can anyone translate this for me?

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>What could have been.
Why did the omega AND tome gear have to look so shit.

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>Check out the rest of the drawings
>Those fucking nipples

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90s Viera are kino

male characters and because they are lazy

Looking forward to what Soken has cooked up for Shad. SB is nice and all but the Asian themes get tiring after a while.

Also hoping for some cool IX and III remixes.

youtube.com/watch?v=QCXzyt7Wu_o

link?

The correct answer is that they dont want the game to look like some shitty Korean mmo

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=73465862

That was like getting fucking whiplash

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they want the game to be 99% asscape instead
yoshi is just a faggot and doesn't want us to dress like villains

Instead it just looks shitty.

jesus christ it was super hot until the goddamn nipple towers emerged

when I started emulating games I found a translation for the NES FFIII and it was the first final fantasy game I played and beat. holy fuck am I a faggot for saying this but I teared up during crystal tower and I'm really looking forward to what they do with shad

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The tome is hit or miss honestly. Aiming and Striking are really good, maiming and fending are okayish, and the rest are nothing special. Agreed in that the raid gear is a near complete miss. Caster is the only good one and only because it's not black robe #325

I really don't get the issue with the Crystarium.

Like, who cares when they came up with the area? It's still brand new in the game.
And not just this game, but any game. Who gives a shit if we saw something that looked vaguely like it more than ten years ago?

I don't know what I expected to be honest

Straight up I think the people complaining about it are actively looking for things to complain about. Using an area and designs that were just an Xbox tech-demo from over a decade ago is pretty clever if you ask me; if that tech-demo had never been posted anywhere nobody would be any the wiser and they'd be lauding it as a completely new area.

Stat weights are a terrible approach to gearing because they're a rough approximation at a particular item level that doesn't work for any other item level. They weren't accurate. What people do now is simulations.

kurenai art is hard to find ok

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Jesus what the fuck

Oh, I didn't know that.
The more you know I guess.

>blaming the SAM and not the shitty tank who's lowest on aggro meters

When will fishing be worth leveling?

Like this post if you like your men big, hairy and soft

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in 5.0 or 5.1 when new fisher only aethersands are introduced.

It's the least boring dol to level.

>this guy went from making good art to making almost hyper fat and girly guys
what a waste

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If I play with a DRG as a SCH, should I keep my Chain Stratagem until the DRG use their Battle Litany?
Like, since CS has a 120sec CD and BL has a 180sec CD, shouldn't it be better if I used my CS as soon as its up? Or it's better to wait and stack it with Battle Litany?

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This pic would be perfect if it had a white carpet to match the drapes.

If you pug it doesn't matter. Just use it off CD and not stupidly like when boss is about to transition phase.

use shit on cooldown dammit, stop delaying them

Burn abilities off-cooldown, don't hold them unless you lose the up-time due to phase transitions, then you can hold them till youre able to use the full duration.

Damn look at those tiddies.

3.0 DRK FUCKING NOW

Ishgard GC when?

reminder it's not murder if it's a lala, lalas aren't people

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I'll take either but I want the Ishgard themed gear that it would give. Plus hanging out with my squadron in a comfy barracks while its snowing would be a fine way to get my low level jobs caught up.

FINAL FANTASY XVI HAS STARTED FULL DEVELOPMENT

SE RESTRUCTURED THEIR 11 BUSINESS DIVISIONS IN 4 DEVELOPMENT DIVISIONS

YOSHIDA IN CHARGE OF DEVELOPMENT DIVISION 3, MADE UP OF BUSINESS DIVISION 5 AKA FFXIV DEVS

jp.square-enix.com/recruit/career/contents/3dbd/

>"Based on the former 5th Business Division, the newly launched 3rd Development Headquarters has launched a new core project following" FINAL FANTASY XIV ", and has begun to challenge the next generation. This project has already finished its initial development, has finished developing its development environment, and is now shifting to a full-scale large-scale development phase.
>The new project is looking for developers who will give the world "fun", "fun" and "surprise" together. We are looking forward to your application for the challenge to the world market!

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Be strong user, you can wait it out.

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yawn

Airship being used to tease it is a nice idea, maybe a full high-fantasy game like the older ones?

that is ff14 concept art just used as a banner

I'm aware. Magitek or contemporary settings don't usually use the airships though, that's more of a fantasy idea.

Thick furry thighs

I guess we're gonna lose Yoship after all

>MADE UP OF BUSINESS DIVISION 5 AKA FFXIV DEVS
inb4 ShB get the 3.0 to 3.1 drought situation again.

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Lalas are the least normie race around. Au Ra and Cats the most normie but Xaela have the bonus of xaela trannies.. such as yourself.

i dont really think stuff will really start rolling on this for another 3 to 4 years

day of the fryer soon

What if I want to mash a fem lala as a male roe?

>Implying

If yoshida cracks (which he won't) there's no way they're adding this shit onto the expansion. You'll get slapped together female hroths and male viera's.

...april fools!

it's ok if you eat her afterward

>ARR/SB
>fishing is nice and laid back
>gives you plenty of time to chat with friends
>don't have to run in circles for hours
>requires more thought than other gathers (by virtue of requiring one second of thought as opposed to 0)
>only down side is not being guaranteed to get what you're after

>SB
>spear fishing introduced
>literally the worst of both worlds

why did they do this

He's been in charge of BD3 (formerly Chuck's, I mean, BD5) for years though and they've done projects that aren't FFXIV. Judging from the scale of recruitment I'd say they aren's shutting down XIV, it's just a different project.

Gaius van Baelsar? More like Gaius van Ballsack.

so.. where do you stand, Yea Forums?

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what are we even looking at

very shy

Omega deserves better than being a smart speaker.

wheres the option for not a balmung/mateus faggot

I wish I knew how to erp or was horny enough

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The sad part is you’re right. But let me dream of lion ladies with actual effort put into them, user.

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Your fortune will determine if your favourite job gets nerfed or buffed or neither

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Please tell my fortune for SCH

here goes nothing user!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

BROS XIV IS FINISHED.
YOSHIDA WORKING ON A NEW GAME.

jp.square-enix.com/recruit/career/contents/3dbd/

gematsu.com/2019/04/final-fantasy-vii-remake-project-lead-now-co-director-naoki-yoshida-division-developing-large-scale-next-gen-project

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Hell yeah!
Maybe they learned their lessons with SB and decided to buff SCH instead of nerfing it to the ground like in 4.0

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Shut the fuck up.

Dude, SCH is currently the best healer in the game

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>BROS XIV IS FINISHED.
>YOSHIDA WORKING ON A NEW GAME.

It's April 1st, it's a joke.

So was it in HW.
But then 4.0 fucked it up so bad they had to buff it back up and literally add a new skill to its set (Miasma2) which didn't happen since ARR.

SOME

P1
>R: I will pull the enemies over.
>L&E&H: ok/got it
P2
>R: The enemies will move over here, please wait for a moment.
>H&L: Got it/!
P3
>R: I will go get the treasure chest! Please wait!!
P4
>L: WOOF
>It's a doggy kind of feel (not really sure how to translate this one, and I don't get the joke either.)

April 1st is the start of the JP fiscal year. These are official job postings.

eh, all they did is make the shield cost too much mp and removed miasma 2 which they readded

Where's the femroe? You shouldn't take screenshots with some ugly man blocking half the screen if you're trying to show something else user

I swear to fuck if shadowbringers flops I'll suicide. I can't take any more of this bullshit.💔

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APRIL FOOLS

Miasma 2 singlehandedly turned Scholar into a DPS in dungeons.

I really wish extreme clears would count as more than 1 towards the mentor achievements

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What mods are you using user? I want my femroe to look that realistic

>YOSHIDA WORKING ON A NEW GAME.
See

It probably wont because retard don't even care of its flaws, but it will flop in my heart that's for sure
Literally fucking nothing, the expansion

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Like this post if female vieras alone is based and redpilled

i know that name, phoenix niggas rise up

>Literally fucking nothing, the expansion
It's funny because I was saying Heavensward looked like a big patch than an expansion way back when it was coming out and nobody took me seriously. Well looks like I get the last laugh.

I wish I get extreme in mentor roulette but I guess JP people are too smart to queue old extreme in DF now.

by the leve NPC so i can watch and save trading cards without getting bothered

Woah, no wonder I couldn't get it, thank you user.
Their comics are usually self explanatory enough that even if I don't understand Japanese I get the joke but I guess this time it's some meme or in-joke.

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like this post if you think we need manly male vieras

how do I dislike a post?

Actually, it simply turned SCH from being completely useless in dungeon compared to the other healer to actually fucking useful (but still not as strong as HW SCH in dungeon).
Seriously, I still wonder what the fuck were they thinking.

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GET READY TO FRY

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=JnfP9qKAbk8

Like this post if you want to pound Alphinaud's boypussy.

I'm just trying to do my part by telling everyone in those extreme runs to stop queuing and to look for unsynced parties instead. Who knows if people just do it on purpose though

like this post if you think we need cute little shota vieras

youtu.be/JnfP9qKAbk8

>playing eScape to chicken tendies being cooked
heh

What job do you play?
What new additions do you want in ShB?
What do you think you'll actually get?

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>You were adopted

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Yeah makes me wonder what the fuck they were thinking with SCH there, dungeons were a fucking nightmare and I hated running out of MP after every pull while not even doing any damage

The joke is literally how the tank is like a dog.

>What job do you play?
Monk
>What new additions do you want in ShB?
Stuff that adds onto the current playstyle rather than changing it drastically
>What do you think you'll actually get?
A shitty overhaul that makes it worthless again on top of being unga bunga 1-2-3 like it was in HW but this time without fracture so I"ll want to kill myself for playing it even more

When will they release more info on classes/demo?

>You were adopted
>Ha...ha...ha

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More like the joke is that the tank was telling the party members to wait like a dog, heck the lala even sprouts dog ears at the end on top of barking.

2nd half of May

Like this post if you think we need werecats in

>he doesn't know

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>????????

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May

Holy shit. They outdid themselves.

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to the top you go good gentlesir!

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No he’s a quattruple vageena

you're both shit, we need viera boys the size of au ra ladies

You keep posting this, and you're just as unattractive every time.