Why do girls like Bowser so much?

Why do girls like Bowser so much?

Ask any girl what her favorite Mario character is and half the time it'll be bowser.

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>girls

I highly doubt that. But that's kind of a hot thought.

Male here. Bowser is arguably the best vidya character.

How many Mario character do most girls actually know the name of?

They want his BKC

you realize mario is one of the most popular vidya franchises among women right

like, unironically

What did Bowser mean by this?
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Girl here, I want him to stuff his fucking big dragonnigger dick in my pussy.

his great dance moves!

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hot

>one of the most popular video game franchises is also one of the most popular among half the population
Thanks for enlightening us, Sherlock.

>girls
no, it's gay bara fans who like bowser, like this guy

He owns multiple castles dude.
FUCKING CASTLES

are you purposely being dense right now?

girls of Yea Forums, be honest:

would you suck browser's gross lizard dick?

Dense how, retard?

Yes, I love dragon cock, tiger cock, and most importantly nigger cock. If it's small, girly, and white then it ain't right!

whore

>lizard dick
I googled that and I felt judged.

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Women don't typically spend time worrying about the trivia of game franchises. Weird that you're being so aggressive out of nowhere.

My sister always picks Bowser in Mario Kart.

my sister always used to pick wario in brawl because she liked to fart on me

Reminds them of a big black man

Does it flare? Does it have a knot?
Asking for my brother haha....

spiked knot

I asked my sister and she said Peach.
I asked my GF and she said Bowsette.
I asked my mom and she told me to do housework instead.
So that's a 0/3.

Based suicidal male neet porn addicted shitposter

>girls
Gay bara lovers aren't girls.

Based

I love bowser!

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Here's the real truth:
>Mariofags
Tryhards/attention whores (they think they're stars, like Mario).
>Luigifags
Betas who identify with the loser brother.
>Peachfags
Female? Casual player. Male? Feminine gay guy.
>Bowserfags
Do they use Jr. as well? Contrarian. Probably posts "did nothing wrong" memes. If not, masculine gay guy.
>Wariofags
Fatties and other slobs who identify with him.
>Waluigifags
Attention whores who identify with him.
>Toadfags/Yoshifags
Manchildren obsessed with cute things. Probably play Kirby.
>DK/Diddyfag
DKC sperg, probably doesn't even like Mario games.
>Daisyfags
Male? Pure waifufag. Female? Somebody else picked Peach first.
>Rosalinafags
Varies. Do they care about Lumas too? Gay. If not, mommyfag.
>ANY minion character (Goombas, Koopas, etc)
Contrarian.

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No. I'd fuck his slit and force his still internal penises to cum inside his ruined cloaca.

100% female and definitely not a gay barafag here
I want to suffocate in his meaty armpits

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would you agree that at least 50% of your gender also want that?

it depends slit maybe but turtle dicks are fucking weird

Of course

well case closed, thank you, miss.

pretty sure you're just a cynical faggot

Bowser is cute!

Except when he's drawn off-model!

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what if im a girl and i dont even want to fuck bowser

You might require therapy to correct this.

>implying only girls like bowser

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impossible

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