Fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong, but is Dota 2 the greatest strategy game ever released?
Fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong, but is Dota 2 the greatest strategy game ever released?
Austin Wood
Jack Harris
bend over
Adam Nelson
can I fuck you in the ass anyway?
Wyatt Davis
Are you the cake? If so, sure.
Samuel Smith
DAYUM SHAWTY GOT SUK FAT CAKE. LEMME HOLLA AT U REAL QUICK BABY! LIKE GODDDAMN DAYYYYYYUUUUM GURL.
Ryan Peterson
>is Dota 2 the greatest strategy game ever released?
Yes. Reminder that AI currently can't touch real teams in Dota but can easily shit stomp pros in Starcraft. That's because Dota takes actual strategy and isn't mindless gookclicking.
Joseph Sullivan
Prepare your anus because even chess is a better strategy game than dota 2
Christian Wood
Dota is a moba, and is the best moba ever released. For the whole "isometric sort of strategic online game", is also the best. The thing about dota is that it's online is far ahead than most other things in the industry. It's competitive scene was created by sheer will and has some of the largest prizepools in the whole esports without it's publisher pumping money on it.
I've been playing since maybe ten years now and it was a wonderful ride to see how a fun custom map turned into the beast it is now.
Parker Myers
>Dota, A MOBA
>where you control one unit that is powerful enough to kill groups of other units without being touched
>where you can't control any troops as they just mindlessly walk towards their inevitable doom
>where all gold is only used to upgrade your shiny ass and not to improve troop type or strength
>strategy
Get those pants off
Luis Taylor
>click click click
>abilities
>run away
>click click click
>abilities
>run away
Real strategic friend.
Isaac King
what are you talkign about, OpenAI shits on pros all day in dota
Robert Cooper
You couldn't be more wrong OP. I hope you're a girl.
David Campbell
>Fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong, but-
>Makes intentionally incorrect statement
Adam Green
Why are you guys so bent on proving OP wrong? You do realize he's probably a guy... right? Do you swing... that way?
Jaxon Rodriguez
The strategy is shifted towards other things like time/gold and items/spell/level synergy. Also the brainpower required is divided by 5 and if one player is retarded it can fuck up your whole game. Dota 2 is an incredibly complex game with mechanics that are really counter-intuitive for RTS players. The thing is that if you are good are RTS you can have a great time controling heroes with summons/mind control like chen/lycan.
In RTS games you control many units, but those units are really simple compared to any hero in dota, not even heros in wc3 came close to their counterparts in dota, and that was back in the day when dota was still evolving. Nowadays every hero has turned into an overlycomplex blob with uncountable synergies and situational effects that you need to know if you want to overcome the enemy team because their heros also have another set of situational effects and synergies on their heroes, the items they buy and between their teammates.
Josiah Reed
seems like he wants to be fucked in the ass
what do you do?
Dominic Bell
feminine boys are welcomed
Leo Hernandez
I am aware that he's a guy and I want him to bend over.
Daniel Johnson
why would he post a picture of a woman(female) if he was a guy?
Liam Sanders
Dota 2 is a masterpiece.
Gavin White
A hole's a hole
John Baker
give him the (dis)satisfaction
Carson Collins
You do realize you're replying to OP, right? Too bad you're not getting any of this, because I was never wrong in the first place.
Connor Flores
gl arguing against this
Robert Morales
>OpenAI shits on pros all day in dota
It lost all its games versus pro teams last TI. I don't know what you were watching but it wasn't Dota my guy.
Henry Cooper
>is Dota 2 the greatest strategy game ever released?
*checkmates your path*
Robert Cooper
So lube or no lube?
Jaxon Lopez
you realize theres no going back now right?
this kind of post only makes us harder, OP
Thomas Peterson
don't resist, you little slut
Jace Martinez
Gross ankle, would not fuck
Isaac Thomas
I just wanted to give you my love.
Henry Nelson
>he doesn't exlusively play broodmother
Jose Ortiz
Get ready for the gangbang, faggot
Gavin Robinson
You better moan like an anime girl.
Hunter Wood
A deal's a deal OP. Show us your ass already.
Joshua Powell
There is nothing wrong with fucking a dude to prove a point.
Justin Anderson
*helixes your path*
Blake Russell
I call first.
Hunter Bell
You can fuck me too if you want.
Jackson Reyes
Lying fagit
Jordan Nguyen
>posts a solved game
fucking retards
Hunter Lopez
Get in line, jerkoff.
Asher Sullivan
Spread those cheeks!
Evan Martin
“Solved” is only relative to your ability to solve it quicker than your opponent while accounting for their created variance. Sorry, sweaty, you’re not “solving” chess across a 10 minute cumulative game.
Xavier Martinez
unironically it is but Yea Forums will never understand that because they don't play multiplayer games and make posts like this
Wyatt Smith
There is objectively nothing wrong with being a faggot
Anthony Roberts
Uhum, post boipucci
Thomas Collins
*copies your every move*
Woah good game that is
Hudson Morgan
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Aaron Rogers
Giv OL cake wife now
Josiah Walker
>t. little White cracka
The BBC (Big Black Checkmate) is coming fo' yo' ass, son
Jeremiah Roberts
saaaaaage
William Young
I want an OL cafe wife to love
Robert Hernandez
Do you even realize how pathetic and cringey it is to anime-post. I mean like, thats literally right down next to trip-posting. Like go ahead you fucking faggot and throw on the trip code and just fast-forward through the next 6 years of you being on this bbs. You fuck.
Elijah Gutierrez
Of fucking course only Yea Forums would be gay enough to turn a thread with a cake girl in the OP into a gay ERP chat.
Asher Gray
it's not even a good MOBA. RNG makes for a shit game, and removes skill as a factor from a game.
Xavier Morris
I did my best to cakepost but Yea Forums is too gay
Lucas Bailey
You now realize that OP intentionally said something wrong so you would fuck him in the ass.
Zachary Sullivan
He said dota not dark souls
Gabriel Harris
Kek
Nolan Evans
I need some good incest mother/son doujin, please help
Mason Bennett
Mama Tama
James Martinez
Post more Kuruminha and maybe I'll post some.
Angel Garcia
Fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong, but Super Monkey Ball 2 is the greatest MMO ever made.
Anthony Evans
You're not wrong.
Kevin Hill
but it's not an mmo...
what's your angle here?
Colton Gutierrez
POST MORE OL
Noah Perez
Oh, it's not? Silly me.
Asher Robinson
guess you were wrong then huh
Brayden Butler
Im coming over from League and Im having a hell of a time adapting. Ive had success playing Lina and Dragon Knight but im getting dabbled on more often then not.
James Ward
post more sexy office girls
Jason Green
I would not recommend Lina for a starting player.
Luis Bell
Where do you live op?
Logan Lee
i wonder how their soft feet smells like
Ian Nguyen
How much makeup, plastic surgery and photoshop is that?
Joshua Phillips
>fellow OL chads
fucking based the lot of you
Matthew Lopez
thats a japanese girl user, not a korean npc
Wyatt Young
Those are Japs, weebcel
Thomas Reyes
its almost like every race has both pretty and ugly people!
Charles Price
Your bug race is the ugliest and the only "good" looking ones are those who spends thousands of dollars for plastic surgeries and Photoshop.
Cope harder, weebcel.
Levi Williams
Based.
Jason Johnson
who cares user, my dick moves when i look at them thats what matters
Oliver Williams
That's not true though sheboons are the ugliest. Asians though really aren't much better on average
Jaxon Barnes
autistic /pol/sperg
Julian Sullivan
any good jav recommendations bro?
Adrian Garcia
that's why i want to fuck him in the ass
>insert penis
>they start groaning and leaking pre-cum
i want to experience this
Samuel Bennett
korean
Cameron Harris
me want
Jason Wright
asians calling anyone sperg/autistic is the equivalent of blacks calling someone black
Eli Clark
And the equivalent of you calling someone else an incel.
Dylan Bennett
what makes you think me and the other user are asians you faggot?
Dylan Richardson
Cope.
Hunter Morris
Epic buzzword, tryhard. Your /pol/pals are surely impressed with you here today. Doubt your folks are.
Joshua Reyes
>greatest
Dylan Long
god i wish i were a sexy OL