2019 Vidya April Fool's

Platinum Games went all out on this year's April Fools, a game where you play as Kenichi Sato, the CEO of Platinum Games in a mech bodysuit, fighting against other Video Game Companies' CEO's.

youtube.com/watch?v=VBYriGd2Xrk

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Damn this actually looks good too. Fate should be doing theirs soon right? It’s april in Japan.

Senran's got flat while Mirai and Ryobi got tits by absorbing all of Murasaki's boob energy from her.

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Revue Starlight Homerun Derby

If you guys play CMO3D2, you can download the plugin for the game here
kisskiss.tv/kiss/april2019/

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>when he tries to speak english
heh

They are. Right now.
fate-go.jp/fgoquest/

holy fuck anyone remember Kohime musou?
feels like a lifetime ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=MFnmeEkCGzY

It's an actual RPG game that will only work for today
Bandori's is my favorite since best girl became God. Tomoe became Bruce Lee and teamed up with a terrorist from Hanazonaland to take out Robo Michelle, Yukina became a fairy mascot(complete with voice change) and Ran became a magical girl, Kasumi became Sherlock Holmes, Hagumi's her Watson with Aya becoming Moriarty. Lisa and Sayo are part of the Cookie kingdom while Saya is part of the Bread Kingdom and both are at war. And all this is just an excuse so Moca can be lazy and eat more bread. I love it.
Oh and the beat map became full of Moca clips so Perfects now play a soundbyte of Moca saying "pan". It's perfect.

>that ass exhaust

>feels like a lifetime ago.
The franchise is still alive and well in japan. They got a new game from Wu perspective last year.

I loved those girls, it'd be awesome if they remade it with more depth.

So far Runescape surprisingly has a really bizarre game event

a while back they released a livestock element to the farming skill, where you can raise cows chickens etc. Well for April Fools, when you kill human NPCs like townspeople or guards you get the game devs as an ingame drop. You can then add them as livestock to your farm.

So now we're breeding game devs apparently. There's another aspect to it thats even more absurd. Usually every ingame day your farm gets visited by a NPC interested in buying one specific type of animal. Since this is April Fools we dont have a npc to buy the humans - so instead people are feeding them to their pet trolls. Trolls in Runescape are named after the first thing they eat, so players often time feed their pet trolls really expensive or rare items - deleting them from the game for bragging rights. Feeding the game devs to your pet troll gives you farming currency,

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youtube.com/watch?v=9n4JAhskw0k

Bruce Lee is god?

if the collab in OP isn't a joke then Shchara can really make one (even if it's just a spin-off) have good gameplay

oh and there's a list of the game devs and you can collect them like pokemon.

So people are trading them for each other

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No Moca became God, Tomoe is Bruce Lee complete with ATATATA

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that's a pretty next level April fool's joke

>Ran became a magical girl
Please post a picture. I need to see this.

But you said best girl became god, and Tomoe is best girl.

This hurts a lot:
>twitter.com/vooksdotnet/status/1112339594652073984

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Battle Cats releasing a new game on next gen consoles or something.

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Post bruce lee.

Who are the party members? Do we have to wait 2 years for them to release the English version?

It's not as impressive as it sounds. Remember this is Moca so she was lazy and just had everyone in jumpsuits with placards around their necks. Yukina's VA is doing a higher pitched super energetic voice as the fairy
I respect your view and believe we both got a good deal out of this as Tomoe does a really good ATATATA.

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yes, he is game of death

twitter.com/platinumgames/status/1112519332557258752

>Yukina's VA is doing a higher pitched super energetic voice as the fairy
I hope this gets subbed so we don't have to wait a year for the EN version.

Forgive me for posting a Twitter link but this is the only way to give you ATATA
twitter.com/Almaqt314/status/1112429606282223616?fbclid=IwAR2QmuH4Ex8EzQJKgK82BBllzpkqYs2fjpmG-DaR7W6gmyUnRmn-55nVXNM

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>Cable management the game
>1231 hours played

huehue

where is the site for the revue game?

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I also ask this, to know if we're about to experience Christopher Robin's Wild Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo here.

user...

It's weird finding out that Arc Sys were the ones who made Battletoads

Here's Illusion's April Fool's

illusion.jp/index2.html?0329adgrt

too bad things like this will become a reality in the future

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should have been a girl in a bikini strapped in.

not sure if you have ever seen a thicc girl in a bikini strapped into vr, but it is hot as FUCK. there's something about them being vulnerable but still cyberpunk and cool. it's great

I can imagine
it'd be pretty comfortable for girls to be playing in VR wearing a bikini

my ex had never touched vr before and she hated exercising, but i got her to try out beat saber in a bikini. i swear she was never hotter than that hour man. it was insane. she wasn't fat, just thicc in the right places with a +3 points when she had that glow from exerting herself. i really should have snuck a camera on her.

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Princess Connect April Fool's

pakatube.umamusume.jp/
youtube.com/watch?v=siQozZ0JID4
watch until the end it's really funny

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did you try molesting her while she was playing?
like massaging her tits and stuff?

>puri tube
reminds me of
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlXkj-RO-M

i did after each song. during the songs she was too busy running full speed into walls and desks. one of my fondest memories of her, however, is coming up behind her during the song selection and holding her side. she like held my hands to her side with her arms, and i kissed her while she had the headset on. no idea why it was so hot, but it was SUCH a hot/cute moment. it felt like ghost in the shell shit

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hahaha
having nice memories of exes is a great thing

that's true, memories are the only thing keeping me warm at night as i wade through the nonsense that is north american online dating! well, memories and Yea Forums

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Ahahahahahah

game.capcom.com/cfn/sfv/aprilfool/2019/shooting

>they actually got cuter when flat
what?

>thicc
thicc isn't a real word. just say it like it is. they're fat.

2uhu has some new competition (the music was actually alright)

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Been wanting to play Koihime for a while now. Thinking of DLing it.

This looks really useful

Code me, brother.

epic prank bro!
youtube.com/watch?v=IvvJ5FTcf68

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The only one I really like is the one that focuses on Wu
Too bad historical events don't change that much :(

holy shit I think it's real

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this better be real

yep

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user. as someone that lives in houston, maybe i have been forced into understanding the differences between sticc, athletic, normal, thicc, chubby, fat, and obese.

sticc:
thin as FUCK, can see ribs without her sucking her air in. no boobs, no ass unless they're legit model tier.

athletic:
now athletic girls can run the gambit from normal to chubby, but they're not sticc. athletic means plump thighs/arms, but not flabby. it's difficult to describe, but you know them when you see them. also, abs + tone. likewise with a toned ass. it's really more of a descriptor than a category, but still.

normal:
this is your normal girl from 2004. boobs, ass, whatever. the differentiation is she will have a non-toned tummy, but it's not bulgey. she won't have thunder thighs, and her arms will be thin. also, no double chin.

chubby:
normal girl, but more weight. She can still be attractive, but she likely has closer to a double chin, and her belly sticks out. Also, love handles, thunder thighs, fatty arms. this is where skindentation LIVES. this is the new standard in Texas, if not a rarity compared to fat.

thicc:
chubby girl, but curves in all the right places. the definition of "more cushion for the pushin," she'll be stacked with a nice ass. They're basically really hot pillows.

fat:
chubby, but even heavier. starting to become more and more gross.

obese:
the balloons you see around walmart

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whoa, this was awesome for how simple it is
felt exactly like the kind of games I loved playing on Newgrounds back in the day

>crowdfunding
dammit so they're just thinking about it

I hate these kind of jokes, the ones that mock what people actually want

what a fucking joke.
there's no such thing as "thicc." you're either chubby or you're fat. as for "sticc" that literally anorexia tier.
these words reek of reddit tier "make the world a giant hugbox don't insult anyone ever no bad feelings"

are you actually retarded? it's for differentiating hot girls from chubby girls and fat girls. it's the opposite of hug box shit.

if every chubby girl is also thicc, then the words become meaningless

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>beating it without continues gets you a boss fight with akuma
great

The word is meaningless to begin with.
And it can't be the opposite of hug box shit when the entire idea is, and I must stress the fact that you just admitted this yourself, to avoid telling fat girls that they're fat, which would of course offend them.
Basically what it all boils down to is you're a retard. Don't even bother replying to me again.

Capcom let you sign up to be a zombie with different rarities given to each zombie.
I rolled Dog Zombie which has a 5% chance of being rolled. Can't imagine what a 3 star rarity is
game.capcom.com/CapcomDev1/aprilfool2019/en/
Post results.

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i'm a fence boy

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you're cute, schizo user

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Kek

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>Bison stage
is this level even beatable

Bison stage is EASY MODO.
B Shot is OP

give it a few tries, after my first run it was easy to do the whole thing without dying

nothing special

just pick B-shots or whatever it's called and POW (I don't even know what it does but it's probably good)

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>Can't imagine what a 3 star rarity is

Bow down nigga

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;_;

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5% my ass.

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/r/games shut down for trans rights
reddit.com/r/Games/comments/b7ubwm/rgames_is_closed_for_april_fools_find_out_why_in

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Hell yeah

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You can apply the zombie again with different browser and also in incognito window.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI

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>shutting down for a social cause on April fools day
are they trollin or do they really not get that it makes their cause look like a joke

Oooh I got a cool one that isn't here yet

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haha, how embarassing

>That bootyhole exhaust
>That engrish
A work of art

>tfw got this dumb guy too

How the fuck did you do that

You mean Akuma stage, right?

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second try

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hell yeah

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Capcom just made a funny little thing advertising the bloody palace update twitter.com/dev1_official/status/1112511776686407680?s=09

Also some fans on Twitter are talking as if the girls from the second stage play are also in the game

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holy crap guys check CNN

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you's give you a sound now

thicc is thinner than chubby you dumbass. Git gud.

plant dude

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Welp

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WHEN IS UMA GAME

ONE YEAR IN PREREGISTRATION
ITS FUCKING DEAD

What the fuck. Is the joke Uma Musume is still happening?

it's probably never coming out
the anime has been over for such a long time now
it's weird that it was supposed to be a game first before an anime

Fuckers will regret not making me a based zombie

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I guess im the reciever

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no I just really found the bit at the end really funny

twitter.com/FightingExLayer/status/1112544052543516673?s=19

Fighting EX Layer mobile

Kek

This is epic

Harden up nincel.

Well, I'll be damned. Congrats you lucky bastards

Don't be a soft cunt.

Dokkan is adding in Butoden units with pixel art and everything.

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Guess I'm a luckchad

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lol

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the granblue fantasy wiki went all out

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Nothing personal kid

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>See the "Like" button on here
>about to rage
>realize it's April's Fools
You got me Nishimura. You'll never be forgiven for splitting Yea Forums though.

Pretty based zombie to end up as

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>Resident Evil
>believable action scene
Finding work might be more difficult than I thought.

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Nice

Excuse me? how the fuck did I miss this?

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holy shit

There's a ton of edits to character pictures too

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>Sexy anime game
The abrupt simplicity of this is magical.

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>Fighting infested ships
It always frightening how easy one become infested in R-Type.
>R-type Delta
>The R-9 you save in Stage 4
>Comes back bydo infested with 2 other ships.

are these real?