Bethesda you fucking cocksuckers, I better be getting something out of play testing this garbage

Bethesda you fucking cocksuckers, I better be getting something out of play testing this garbage

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You're getting the opportunity to play test it. If you don't think that's good enough, just stop playing it.

WHAT EMULATORS WORK REE

I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITHOUT BUYING A 1000 DOLLAR FONE

It's actually decent as a mobile game. Hey wall and time gates are a little steep but the dungeon crawling is fun in short bursts

>this is what they've been spending time making as opposed to Elder Scrolls VI
Why do they insist on taking their sweet fucking time with this game?

Presumably so they avoid the calamitous falling-down-the-stairs montage that was 76's release and subsequent issues.

What they've actually been working on is Starfield, you dumbo.

This is just a B-team side project.

How bad can they fuck up the next game? Like, not too much, right?

Nigger I don't give two shits and a popsicle about Starfield. Someone please explain to me the logic behind not releasing a best selling franchise game in favour of a completely new game. Like what the fuck man.

76 is turning into another Tortanic.
A game that Yea Forums shits on relentlessly but goes on to make a huge profit.

Probably not much - I don't think they're going to accidentally dox everyone who requested a refund from them a second time.

PC release when?

Accidentally?

Yeah, 30 second bursts

What the fuck are the 3 colored bars for?

Blue is Magicka, red is Health, and green is Stamina, I'm guessing.

If they did it on purpose, it was a hell of a power move.

What a faggot.

The fucking chests need to be changed. Open one of each, trash unwanted silver shits, reduce the timers. Fuck you Todd for tricking me into signing up for this after E3 and for downloading this to my phone

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Its copy and pasted from skyrim, retard.

You can actually play it

I have the app installed but every time I try to play it tells me that access is limited and to turn notifications on for when they let me play

Seems really fuckin dumb if you ask me

>logic behind not releasing a best selling franchise game in favour of a completely new game
They don't want to compete with daddy Zenimax's ESO market

>oh hey Blades is early access now
>literally got an S10 that day
>cool I've give it a play
>um actually just leave it installed and we'll invite you sometime maybe :^)
>see articale about absolute bottom of the barrel p2w mechanics on the chests
>uninstalled, dropped forever

>WAAAH GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR PLAYING VIDEOGAMES!
Pathetic.

Is that still around?

Yeah the chests are pretty ridiculous to open. 1st tier chest is 5 seconds to open, 2nd tier chest skyrockets to 3 hours. I understand that mobile games are designed to be cash grabs but Bethesda is going for gold on scummy tactics

Better game coming though bep bep

The only mobile game I ever kinda enjoyed.

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I loved Infinity Blade. I was hoping Bethesda would just copy paste its gameplay for this game.

>Someone please explain to me the logic behind not releasing a best selling franchise game in favour of a completely new game
Keeps your developers from burning out on said IP/concept, and from said IP becoming stale/stagnant.

Its good to take a break from things every once in a while, that applies to game development as well.