Here’s your blade for tonight
Here’s your blade for tonight
Okay
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Based
CUM TO PAPA!
>Sir, here's that japanese humour scene you ordered
What if I want my blade to look like this?
fuck off with your gay shit
>tfw no red hair gf
god damn it I JUST finished jerking off and now I’m hard again
good fucking taste
fuck waifufags and fuck weebs
based witcher poster
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
waifufags SEETHING
>*follows nose*
No thanks, I've already got one (two).
*Forever
I'd rather have another one
March yourself back to resetera
give me some cool vidya swords that arent overrated normie tier shit mentioned in every "X COOLEST VIDEOGAME SWORDS"
Imagine watching Pyra get fucked by superior BLACK men.