Smash Headcanons Thread; been a while since we had one of these. Be as cute, lewd, funny, whatever, as you want.
Smash Headcanons Thread; been a while since we had one of these. Be as cute, lewd, funny, whatever, as you want
Luke Green
Brody Turner
It’s dead Jim; move on.
Tyler Allen
>Toon Link thinks K. Rool is some kind of Pirate King, King of the Pirates you might say
>No one has the heart to tell him K. Rool is a villain, except for Donkey Kong and Diddy...who can only speak monkey
>K. Rool likes the admiration enough that he just lets Toon Link believe what he wants
>Over time, K. Rool is almost caught by Toon Link about to do something bad, like tormenting another fighter in the mansion
>He finds himself unable to just forget about the kid, and instead stops what he's about to do and makes an excuse of some kind
>Over time, K. Rool finds himself outright liking Toon Link sincerely
>"He's a pretty good kid." is the only explanation he gives to Ridley when asked
>Ridley stops asking eventually, but always remembers
>starts eavesdrops on their conversations
>Learns about how Toon Link’s sister was kidnapped by the Helmaroc King
>The next day, Ridley is flying around above the mansion, screeching bloody murder, with a little girl in his claws
>Somehow managed to kidnap Link’s sister
>Glued feathers to his body haphazardly just to go the extra mile
>To Ridley's surprise, a cannonball strikes him right in the jaw, dropping him from the sky like a rock
>Thankfully Aryll was okay
>K. Rool played dumb when Ridley interrogated him about it
>Ridley accuses K. Rool of having gone soft the next time the villains are meeting.
>K. Rool has to denounce any affection Toon Link in order to prevent getting gutted by Ridley and Ganondorf.
>Little does he know, Toon Link is listening the whole time.
>"What do I care about that brat? He's just a dumb kid that thinks I'm a hero so I just let him think it! If he didn't kiss the ground beneath my feet, I wouldn't give him the time of day!"
>Toon Link slowly walks away form the door, holding back his sobs so the villains don't all hear him
>First thing he does when he gets to his room is tear up all the pictures of him and K. Rool he took with his Picto Box.
Colton Jones
Just post the inkling link shit already
Daniel Sanders
>Robin and Inkling Girl
>Linkling
Based retard.
Aaron Hernandez
bump
Joshua Campbell
>Ridley actually reads the Bible.
>He only read it once just to know just what to say to piss Simon off, asking about where Dinosaurs fall into the Bible, why God gave humans insane sex drives but can’t use them before marriage, ect. Ect.
>Sneaks into Simon’s room to watch porn.
>The sound of Ridley being pleasured has woken Simon up way more times than he wants to admit.
>Ridley hosts weekly bonfires consisting of all the Bibles that he was able to collect and burn.
>Reads one of them before tossing it into the bonfire.
>Simon flips his shit and goes nuclear on him, slamming his face into the bonfire pit in a attempt to melt it.
Christopher Williams
Jack Miller
>Ridley declares that he is going to say the N-word.
>About half of the Smashers never sworn or heard a swear word assume he’s going to say Nintendo, and shrug off him saying “Nigger”.
>Ridley has to give a fucking history presentation just to explain why they should be offended.
>Gets sidetracked with questions about shouldn’t the word nigger offend him to since he’s a colored person and has to go into a spiel about color theory.
>Eventually rage quits and storms off, leaving behind a text book of curse words and what they mean.
>Due to several Smashers finding how the word sound funny, they decide to start using them affectionately with each other with laughter.
>For the faintest of moments, Ridley wishes he wasn’t in Smash Brothers.
Chase Barnes
Ridley Hijinx never get old.
>Joker's first day at the smash house basically has him hiding behind everything and getting info of the people around him(especially the older women).
>usually the first to go to bed for some reason
>three days later while at dinner Ridley breaks down and starts begging Samus for forgiveness.
>everyone assumes he's just doing this as a cruel joke, but it seems genuine.
>Joker just has a smug look on his face as he puts his arm around Samus.
>"Yeah, I did that. Hey you wanna go out sometime? I make a damn good coffee."
>Joker thought he destroyed Ridley's temple, but in actuality Ridley's temple is so powerful it can't be destroyed, so to fuck with Joker he made a dummy temple to make Joker think he redeemed Ridley
>later that day Ridley plots how he can further mislead the other fighters and that dumbass Joker
Luis Moore
>Joker is invited to the mansion
>He thinks he's going to be the resident pretty boy that all the girls swoon over
>It turns out he's about the dozenth pretty boy harem protagonist to join the roster
>Within a week, he's already started to blend in with the other anime characters
>Within two weeks, he's already being called Marth by mistake
Ayden Sanders
>Chrom gets to fuck femRobin whenever he wants
>No joke, literally whenever
>When she's going to her room to sleep for the night Chrom follows her inside for a nightly fucking
>When she's in battle, Chrom tackles her into a ditch and fucks her until they are defeated
>When She starts looking at Lucina with full smile, he pulls her into a nearby closet and fucks her loud enough for the manor to hear
>During any meeting or get together (usually dinner) her robes fall a bit revealing her shoulder
>Chrom comes up behind her and fucks her in front of the other fighters
>Despite this, Robin keeps trying to move on with talking to the other fighters, until it's no use anymore
>Chrom not giving a shit the entire time
>Chrom bending over Robin on the middle table while she screams about how they're definitely going to make Lucina this time
>in front of Lucina
>while she bangs her head against the wall, everybody turns to look at Simon who seems completely unfazed by this blatant display of debauched carnal lust
>"They have been united in holy matrimony in front of Our Lord Almighty and are attempting to conceive a child as our Lord intended, there is no sin commited," he says matter-of-factly.
>meanwhile Chrom is blowing his load inside Robin's womb
Jaxson Richardson
Richter, Simon, Bayo, Luigi and Pac-Man form a Scooby team of ghost hunters and go on spooky escapades in the moments between smashing.
Luke Powell
this one always makes me laugh
Jose Myers
>Fucking in front of children, even for procreation
>Not a sin
Justin Sullivan
me in the fucking fourth panel
Jayden Flores
Dedede is kind of a shy outcast due to not being comfortable with outsiders from his home planet, some of it stemming from the fact that he's constantly a punching bag for aliens
David Lopez
kino
Christian Clark
Snake has an innate fear of talking with people and only moves around the manor in his cardboard box, even though everyone already knows it's him
Angel Taylor
>Even though he believes K. Rool saw him only as a sniveling admirer, Toon Link can't bring himself to rat him out
>Instead he just ignores K. Rool and does anything possible to avoid him
>K. Rool never puts together the pieces and has no idea why Toon Link's attitude changed so drastically
>The day after he finds the scraps of the pictures when he was going into Toon Link's room to look for him
>K. Rool stayed in his room the rest of the night
>Villains used this heartbreak as a means to strike and kidnap Toon Link.
>They have done research on how to turn Toon Link into a trophy and crush it to permanently kill him.
>King K Rool overhears the ploy and has to make a decision; his friendship with Ridley, or his friendship with Toon Link.
>Later, at Donkey Kong’s banana herd that King K Rool raided earlier, DK and Diddy look on in awe as the two see King K Rool and his Kremlins returning all the stolen bananas.
>“I need some help...”
>Back at the villains, they tied up Toon Link with tons of chains and aim their Darkest Cannon, the Dark Cannon from Subspace at Toon Link, ready to destroy him and his trophy.
>A cannonball smacks the cannon and knocks it out, causing it to miss and nearly hit Ridley.
>The villains scowl as Toon Link looks on in disbelief and awe as a rise of cheering from kremlins and Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong screeching while beating their chests rises.
>”Sorry boys, but this old pirate is calling in for a mutiny!”
Caleb Gonzalez
This is literally just Treasure Planet.
Not that I'm complaining, Treasure Planet was rad as fuck.
Jace Lewis
bump
Jackson Ortiz
Reminds me of an greentext I wrote a while back:
>Mario has always been considered one of the most stand up people there is being pure hearted, accepting, kind and all around cool guy that all the heroes love. Except for Diddy.
>One day Diddy tells all the Smasher's about Mario's dark past
>Mario used to have a pet gorilla (who was none other then DK's own grandfather) and how he would abuse the shit out of him, locking him in a cage for hours and beat him
>Maruio too this day is still a little skittish around Diddy and DK
>Everyone is shocked, even the villains. DK himself is indifferent about Mario but the two are far from friends
>Mario is also ashamed about his past and his treatment of animals, especially now since some of his greatest friends like Yoshi are animals
>Decides to take sensitivity training, DK begrudgingly has to be there with him despite him just wanting to eat banana's all day
>Mario and DK slowly become better friends with every class
>K. Rool tries to sabotage the growing friendship but it's not working, he asks Ridley for some help
>Ridley goes to Mario and says he wants to give him some advice and help him with his animal sensitivity
>Mario at first doesn't trust him but Ridley manages to guilt trip him by saying "Ah I see, Is it because I'm a dinosaur. I understand. I guess humans and dinosaurs can't truly ever be friends. I apologize, I'll hang out with that Yoshi fella instead".
>Ridley tells Mario about the history of the treatment of primates on Earth
>Ridley tells him that a good way to build better friendships is through fun nicknames they can give each other. Ridley tells him about a very popular nickname for primates
>One morning in the cafeteria where most of the Smasher's are eating breakfast Mario see's DK and wants to say hi to his new friend
>Aloud where everyone can hear him Mario says:
>"Hello Porch Monkey!"