Do you like Palutena?
Do you like Palutena?
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Anyone who says they haven't jerked it to this slut is a liar.
Anyone who says they wouldn't do literally anything to fuck her for real is a liar.
>tfw no vanilla doujins about Palutena choosing to marry a mortal over being a goddess
I love Nonko.
She's pretty fun to play as, yeah.
You know if you want me to use your throat as my personal onahole you can just tell me.
Very.
>don't see the appeal to her initially
>try jerking off to her
>end up almost ripping my dick off
There genuinely has to be some divine power at work here.
yes
Excuse me, you're posting my wife.
Yea
She looks like she fucks children
Who is Nonko?
No. I'm not a bloody pagan.
Daily reminder that this is show the people of Athens came to be:
>The Athenian story is that Hephaestus tried to rape Athena, she resists him and in the
struggle he ejaculates on her thigh. Athena wipes the semen away with wool, which
she throws to the ground, thus impregnating the Gaia. When the baby is born Athena
receives the baby and charges the daughters of an earlier King, half man half snake
Kekrops with his care.
I love cute user!
I love you
Yeah, Pitt's mom is pretty cool.
Too soon man
Shes so heavy!
Palutena - Petite Edition
>Anyone who says they wouldn't do literally anything to fuck her for real is a liar.
Are you implying that us, as GAMERS, would stoop so low as to do anything? Such as killing our own family, or destroying our game collection, or unironically supporting a company that produces 20tickrate matchmaking multiplayer, or RESPECTING WOMEN?
You are joking.
This. In the end, any future doujins is just mainly going to be her fucking pit.
While you're not wrong, I've not jerked to a vanilla version of her. Does it count if she was slightly different?
Gawd you're hot
Very cute picture
She treats Pit so poorly and it upsets me
She lets him play with her tits and cum inside her so of course he doesn't mind
that explains why she only wears one sock, the other one was used to wipe off the jizz.
The objective truth
>He thinks Zelda isn't FBI-tier
That thread was legendary
With Viridi having the second home menu, and the fun that was pretty much every other god I feel like Palutena was just okay
>being there for this
the people that imitated him afterwards trying to convince us he didn’t jack himself to death lmao
I like Palutena, but why did you post some whore?
>that manjaw
Absolutely disgusting
Yes, she's an excellent fighter in smash and has a neat design.
no wendy
If we are talking about original Kid Icarus/Brawl Palutena then yes.
If we talk about Uprising's/le mommymilkies Palutena with a terrible voice then no.
She's extremely busted in smash ultimate. She has a ranged attack for most spots around her. Shes got something for everything. Oh, and just slap on a counter/reflector because why not. Pic unrelated, though ike is busted too, just not as bad
>Kid Icarus/Brawl Palutena
you mean the one with literally 0 personality that 90% of people didn't know actually existed?
>8 times
>dies
Hell I once went for 12 times after spending 4 weeks in army and I wasn't even my prime libido back then. Some people are weak
surprised there hasn't been any nintendo 3ds qr hentai of her yet
FBI tier
Exactly, the actual goddess that gives commands to Pit without useless babble, looks elegant yet imposing and has this mother figure feel to her.
Compare that to the useless idiot that gets mindcontrolled(? and tries to be likeable but fails horribly at it every single time.
Uprising was a mistake and the only good things about it were Viridi and Medusa.
fukkin saved
>My post made it
Always a good feeling.
>thinking players could ignore the giant MOMMY
>tfw no diaper edit
Actual cringe
>no personality outside of "giant"
my point still stands, KI:U actually made Palutena a character and that's why people like her. Brawl Palu is literally a cardboard cutout
She looks adorable and hilarious!
Wendy isn't a child, she's one of those diminutive koopa species.
>the actual goddess that gives commands to Pit without useless babble, looks elegant yet imposing and has this mother figure feel to her.
>literally making up shit so you can try to be a pretend boomer over what is quite literally the Mario 1 Peach of Kid Icarus
user you're embarrassing yourself
>tfw no messy diaper edit
name a cuter couple
Wendy is a koopa. Which is an animal.
FBI tier.
Pit x Dark Pit
That one human woman Pit was courting. But Palutena put and end to that. A mountain just "happen" to fall on her. Poor Pit. Palutena was comforting him for months after that horrible accident.
Honestly for some ungodly reason I'm not as attracted to Palutena as everyone else, I think she's adorable, but I don't want her to be defiled by a penis if that makes any sense
>literally making up shit so you can try to be a pretend boomer over what is quite literally the Mario 1 Peach of Kid Icarus
I'll give you the Peach part since I can't deny that she was a damsel-in-distress back then, but you're the one embarassing yourself if you think pre-Uprising Palutena wasn't superior to Uprising Palutena in literally every aspect.
Palutena x Tyrone
>Palutena wasn't superior to Uprising Palutena in literally every aspect.
>the non character who is literally there to signify you finished the game and serves literally 0 purpose
user you're retarded in literally every aspect
Odds are if by some shenanigans (likely Hades being a giant dick and forcing it on her) she is stuck with you for a full 24 hours, and Pit doesn't cockblock you because MUH WAIFU IS PURE FUCK YOU, she would spend the entire time leaving you her broken mess of a toy to enjoy. Riding your dick and making it large enough to satisfy her, sucking you off with her soft goddess lips, giving your by then huge cock a titfuck with her huge soft milky breasts, making you eat her out, and going through with every lewd fantasy and/or sick fetish you have or ever had, as she makes you cum over and over with no time to rest or even catch your breath. Milking you for all you are worth, and then going on even after as she drains you of your seed, your resistance and will for anything but to worship and pleasure the goddess that is before you. After so many hours, leaving you so drained and unfit for manhood she finishes by turning you slowly, sensually and lewdly into a hugely stacked MILFy woman with massive tits, huge soft voluptuous curves and with both dick-sucking lips and an arousing, MILFy voice along-side such long flowing hair by the time she turns your dick and balls into a deep, puffy slit and womanhood. Fingering it, and eating you out to make your body thrash, squirm and MOAN to cry her name out over and over as the final minutes pass. At the end putting you in only a bra, panties and barely covering clothes, before returning you to the mortal world to deal with your new gender, appearance and self.
Just left wondering what even happened as Palutena ensures the rest of your life is spent lusting over guys and being fucked nonstop until a lewd mother and more. All as she enjoys watching you in her realm eating popcorn like you are her new favorite soap opera to watch.
Pit x Bayonetta
god I hate Palu porn that gives her literal beach balls, why do porn artists keep doing that...
based
I can see her doing this kind of shit though. Keeping literally every other female away from Pit no matter how ridiculous the scheme is.
literally my fetish
SOURCE THAT SHIT
W-Who would want something like that hahaha
Exactly
And what purpose does Palutena serve in Uprising beyond standing there looking cute, doing SOMETHING when the plot demands it and giving us some more really fucking nice porn of her?
Jesus Christ man, fuck Uprising Palutena and fuck Sakurai, i'm gonna jack off to her now just to prove my anger to her and that game.
exactly how many pit bayo pics do you think there are
not nearly enough
my man
>have a thing for games where the story heavily involves a dominant female / submissive male team
>mfw Kid Icarus Uprising and The Witch and the Hundred Knight
I love them both so much. Both are about good boys who care for nothing more than doing whatever their mistress tells them and it's the fucking best.
I like my pal Lou Tena
>Bayonetta and Sheik merely "okay"
artist name?
Did you play Near A Tomato?
This is the best picture of them. It gets me every time.
>Another female human shows an interest in Pit
>Palutena pulls out a list of ways she could deal with them
>It goes on beyond the horizon
>Some of them have numbers next to them to indicate the amount of times she used them
>Sure, sending them a warning or outright murder would be easier
>But accidents are easier to for Pit to handle
sure
I remember this thread
Who would win?
literally just search pit and bayonetta on any booru
i dunno artist
PaluulaP has the advantage of four diamond hard nipples and two shields, but her crossed eyes would make it hard to hit anettena and her lack of a torso.
Yes, 2B and 9S interactions are great. Drakengard 3 is also a great example, Zero and Mikhails relationship is entertaining and cute in a fucked up kind of way.
Go ask the /aco/ thread
I want Palutena to give me a nursing handjob
it seems like this is the only good fat image of palu. i wish there were more like it
If the artist weren't dead, he'd probably draw more
>he will never make part 2 of that Hilda comic
it hurts
Is Witch and the Hundred Knight good? I like the dominant thing too but only if it has great gameplay like Uprising.
Medusa
You are so fucking autistic.
Medusa stealing and corrupting Pit away from Palutena
and thank god for that
Be honest.
Would you be part of Palutena’s army? Not be Pit, but simply one of the many soldiers/centurions she has. You would be expected to be as devout as Pit, but you obviously wouldn’t get special treatment.
Imagine what that realistically means, including the combat risks to your life. You would of course gain all the benefits her army likely gets - food and a home in Skyworld, combat abilities and the power of flight etc., and likely the opportunity to meet her or see her, although obviously not every day.
Would you? Essentially, would you genuinely make Lady Palutena your lifes meaning if you could?
I seriously would and have genuinely thought about it.
>Hilda comic
Don't remind me
It’s rough around the edges and I would not recommend it for the gameplay which is rather repetitive. Some bosses are pretty fun though.
The draw is really the characters, story and music.
>thinking Rosalina is shit waifu
Daisy down two
Wii fit up 2
And I'm ok.
Just realised that's male robin
I dont like her.................... I LOVE HER
The centurions probably get top tier human puss
bikini dlc when
Switch Daisy and Rosa and it's bretty good
cute
I want to watch Palutena expand her breasts and ass!
Me too! I want them to be huge!
Same to be completely truthful.
>twice the titty and extra thicc
Obviously the left
Fuck off waifufags, none of you even cared about Palutena before Uprising.
Fake fans like you deserve to be gassed, fuck all of you.
These guys get it, why can't you be like them? I'm glad someone on this site knows what we are talking about. Glad my message came across.
boobs too big, I wanna see her outfit slide right off!
You didn't care before Uprising either because there was nobody for you to be contrarian against
>partially visible labia
i like her but i dont like /ss/
Stop replying to yourself
>I don't like /ss/
even worse when they give them huge dicks
I feel you. I like size difference with larger, fully-figured women that take charge during sex, but I hate that they're fucking a kid.
The huge dick part would be okay, good even, if it wasn't a child. Let them be a short high schooler/college student or a futa.
Imagine being this vanilla
completely agree with you, minus the futa part
amen
she suits my /ss/ fetish
Hey, just because I don't like /ss/ doesn't mean I'm not somewhat degenerate. I'm into the lower end of Hyper.
that doujin ending should've been canon
I'll do it if I get a Mimicutie gf
>tfw almost no doujins at all
>have to rely on going to sankaku and jacking off to single pictures rather than actual completed works
Fucking gooks, do your job.
i have masturbated furiously to this image at least 3 times. weird considering i just usually go to fat chicks. she has some divine powers
what the trannie is doing in this
The colors make me think her pussy tastes like spearmint
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>sheik in eh
Allow me to enlighten you, user.
What kind of build do you think she's sporting underneath those clothes? How tight do you think those toned abs of hers are, how flexible her body is? And yet her body is extremely sensitive because she's had no time to release any of that sexual pressure built up over years and years.
This.
I love my goddess Palutena, but as part of that love I know that she was built for shota cock. I am too old and therefore unworthy.
>CSR