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what is the point of this thread?

>tfw spent like half a minute looking at the fence because the arrow was pointing at it
I'm not the only one r-right

>mfw nintendies will still defend this

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you're not

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i don't understand, what are you talking about

enjoy your ban faggot

thats cute you think bans do anything

i did the exact same thing lmao

Don't act like you dont know tendies get BTFO

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Reminder that not all console war fags are ironic, some people like him really are that retarded

OP continues his 3 Year Long meltdown because - right out of the gate - the Nintendo Switch is one of the successful gaming systems of all time.

Keep crying OP. You've no idea how sweet your tears are.

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Alright, I give up. I have no idea what nu Yea Forums zoomers are trying to post anymore.

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Mad at facts. I owned a switch.

I saw the light and now I'm based PS4/PC. Aren't you even a little dissapointed in yourself for still owning a switch?

Switch
>Can play at full resolution if docked
>Can opt to lower graphics and go portable

PS4/Xbox
>Can play at full resolution
>Cannot trade graphics to go portable

I mean.....

Its just that one autistic mentally ill Nintendo hater. He cries about Nintendo on here every hour of every day rather than having any kind of life.

XD NINTSOIS BLOWN TGHEN AIUCAHS; AOIAUTN ASOIDUHN ASDLHJAKLS;LK;HLIUH

>saw the light
did you get in a car crash or what happened?

No and neither are the yellow wojak posting flame war retards. The difference between them and you is that they're joking, while you only tell you self that you are. This is the highlight of your day.

>Switch
>Can play at full resolution

You mean sub-PS3 tier resolutions. In 2019. Oh my.

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I have TWO PS4s. A lunch version and Pro. Neither are even plugged in anymore. I play my Xbox and PC sparingly.

Meanwhile, my Switch goes everywhere with me and is my most played device by a mile. Considering how successful the system is, it seems I'm not the only one.

>that filename
are you 14 years old or something

I'm not joking, I'm quite serious when I say that you should dump your failure of a console and get something better. You can't keep playing Bing Bing Wahoo and Zeldor forever user.

April 2019

Yea Forums is STILL utterly fucking TRAUMATISED by the success of the Switch.

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>bing bing wahoo
my fucking sides

I honestly don’t care. I have my switch for portability and exclusives and my PS4 for the graphic intensive games.

>My switch goes everywhere with me

Cringe and bluepilled. Imagine being this much of a social reject that you cant leave your console at home and socialize with girls. Oh well Blacked needs a audience after all.

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>dump your failure of a console

Oh my.

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It’s fucking Eric dude

No I know you're serious. You really are this stupid. However you did lie a lot in your story.

imagine having to leave your console at home

>nintendo doesn't focus on competitively impressive graphics
BREAKING NEWS, WATER IS WET AND THE SKY IS BLUE

I'm married with two kids you silly little boy. I mostly just play my Switch around the house - which is a Godsend - I even have an extra dock for convenience. Or I'll take it on business trips with me.

I don't think I can ever go back to traditional consoles. That era is dead. Get used to it incel.

>sales, the only argument I use to justify my failure of a console

Yiiiiiikes. Hows your exclusive lineup going? Oh wait, its "COMING SOON. TM"

You can't honestly tell me that the switch hasnt had a major drought for a while now.

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you're a cuck

they both look like shit

>Yiiiiiiikes.
welcome to the website, how do you like it so far?

Its quite manageable, you know not being a NEET or having asspergers needing constant stimulation from vidya.

>You can't honestly tell me that the switch hasnt had a major drought for a while now.

Thats all in your warped mind. Where you constantly move the goalposts and pretend to yourself "n-no! Those games don't count! REEEEEEEEEEE!"

Fucking end your life you pathetic loser.

how stupid are you where you cant even do the alt code for ™

Not even counting what’s already been released btw

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>implying neets leave their house
are you even trying to make sense?

>I'm married

Send your wife my condolences. I pity her.

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kys my man

>Metroid Prime 4
OH NONONONONONO

>Yoshi games cause flame wars now

Okay seriously what the fuck? Why does nobody make these threads about games that actually make Nintendo fans seethe? New Paper Mario games have been raping my mind for years and I've never seen a single console war thread with Color Splash Paper Jam or Sticker Star, even though those games actually DO make me seethe.

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portable has a much smaller screen.
dpi on the switch is a lot higher.

imagine arguing with other people anonymously on the internet about which bingbingbox has more exclusives than the other
meanwhile i've already double-dipped on Duck Game and i'll be getting it again when it comes out on switch in a month

Seething

COMING SOON. TM

Thanks for proving my point.

this

>small res picture
>artifacts on the left
>some on the right
>both look like a blurry fucking mess because of it
nice bait OP.

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It just got smash a few months ago, Travis Strikes Back, Tetris 99, Chocoholic Mystery Dungeon, Dragon Marked for Death and now Yoshi

Inb4 "I personally don't like those games so they don't count". Kek.

My wife is a big vidya fan too. She loves DMC. But we've both been having a blast this weekend with co-op in Yoshi on Switch.

Feels good playing every game we want on any system we want. And I have to say, I'll always buy Nintendo, because they're the best.

Whats it like being a jealous incel?

its called shitposting you colossal moron

nu Yea Forums zoomers use that word like they have tourette's

720p stretched on dock and 490p on handheld

>every single game for a console that is ever planned needs to be released as soon as the console is ready
ok™

I'm aware, but why not do it better?

>"S-see all the obscure titles I picked up, i-its so worth it trust meeee"

Are you guys even trying?

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>6/20 best selling games in 2018 were nintendo switch exclusives
>sales dont count
>tons of exclusives coming soon
>COMING SOON. TM

i would tell you youre terrible at this but here i am still replying lmao

because Yea Forums as a board is creatively bankrupt and has been for years

How many of those arent exclusives that were out since its first year? I'll wait.

>Implying your lineup isnt lackluster without the hyped releases you guys claim to have but are still waiting to come out

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™

>Any of those
>Obscure

TETRIS. TETRIS.

so what makes the ps4 better then?

KYS fag.

I didn't buy my Switch until xmas 2018. The fucking library is amazimg and blows nearly every other console line up in history out of the fucking water.
Just how damaged are you?

>tetris is the exclusive of the year
the absolute state of tendies

>my wife is a big vidya fan too

No she isnt, she pretends to like it because thats all you ever do, meanwhile she slips away to bang other guys when she gets some time away from you. You admitted it yourself that you carry your switch wherever you go, no respectful woman would want to be seen with a beta like you.

>Claiming Tetris as one of your big hit titles.

My sides.

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god im glad i dont have this line of thinking about women

all of them except for BOTW and mario kart lmao

Its not relying on launch exclusives to carry it.

>Unironically seething he can't play Tetris battle royale

Maybe one day, kiddo

>wife
nice try buddy

Yeah it's relying on Fifa, cod and GTA to carry it instead.

>No she isnt, she pretends to like it because thats all you ever do

I met my wife through out mutual love for vidya.

Its embarrassing that you're such a pathetic baby that you would desperately try to insult my wife.

Its even more pathetic that you would actually think your infantile rant would annoy me.

You're just a silly little boy who will never know the warm wetness of a pussy. And the fact that you're so jealous of Nintendo only highlights how much of a fucking baby you are.

Thanks for the chuckles though.

Acting like you aren't viewed by 90% of women as a loser.

>"h-hey girls, I carry my s-switch with me everywhere I go"

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>Bragging about battle royal anything.

Yep you guys have lost it

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Jesus Christ, this the only board on Yea Forums where people would question someone mentioning they had wife.

>it's not possible! It must be a lie!

This will blow you're mind OP; Yoshi's Crafted World is a fun video game. Good luck proving me wrong.

Having to replay the same level five times for shitty collectables while getting ear raped by god awful OST doesn't sound fun. Such a step down from Wolly World.

come, dont dry up now, say more retarded shit, im still bored

Funny enough literally all of the most hardcore austists I ever met have all been married.
The biggest Yea Forumsustist was a 47 year old married diesel technician with a kid in college he started with sailor moon and just never stopped watching anime.
He collected tapes, DVDs, Blu-ray, figures, accessories and clothes his guests room was completely packed with anime stuff
Apparently his wife was just happy he’s watching anime instead of drinking himself to death

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i thought you liked COD and FIFA?

>met my wife through mutual love for vidya

Landwhale maybe, or some other descriptive term for a woman with low self esteem. Like I said, no reasonable and respectable woman would ever be caught with someone that brings their games console with them wherever they go, it screams social reject, it screams I can't make conversations with people so I awkwardly stay in a corner with my vidya games

I repeat again, 90% of women would find you revolting and I wouldnt be surprised if she's getting thundersmacked by gigachad whenever you're away.

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lmao you don't know many women do you? I suspect you'll die a virgin. Oh well.

i figure this guy met his wife before the switch came out lmao

Stop being 14 you retard.
There’s woman who like video games, guns and cars who can keep a petite figure.
You’re just too far up your own ass to find them

>you dont know many women do you

Coming from the guy who thinks women don't him revolting for bringing his games console wherever he goes.

Keep digging the hole deeper.

but my wife brings hers too

It's okay when Nintendo does it

>women don't him
how does he do it?

>T-THESE 1% OF WO-WOMEN E-EXISTS

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I didn't know they released their game on the PS1

imagine being so retareded that you download the same image 4 times lmao

I am. I wanted a traditional HD Nintendo console to see their games in HD......then we get the switch and it is a hybrid piece of shit

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Don't think* Fucked myself on the typo

Why is nintendo even bothering with UE4

sadly the only time youll get fucked in your life

Oh ho ho good one boy that one was a real knee slapper. Pat yourself on the back you sure earned it user.

Nintendies will eat anything up, fucking hell

thanks man, you were a great inspiration to me

I feel stupid for trying to see what the difference is where the red arrow is pointing.

Here's a fact that many of the bedroom dwelling tweens on Yea Forums cannot accept.

The astonishing success of the Switch is symptomatic of a paradigm shift - the people WANT to play games has changed.

That black box plugged into your TV is now DEAD. The future of gaming is now fluid, its cloud, its devices you can dock and pick up and take anywhere with you. I said 2 years ago that Nintendo were ahead of the curve and I got laughed at.

But you know what? I KNEW I was right.

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NOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIT

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NINTENDO DOMINATING JAPAN
NINTENDO DOMINATING AMERICA
YEAR-ON-YEAR SWITCH SALES DEMOLISHING PS4 BY MORE THAN 20%
6 ( S I X ) OF THE TOP 20 BEST SELLING GAMES OF 2018 WERE SWITCH EXCLUSIVES

>it-its ok! Sony sold 300k more in Istanbul!

LMFAO you really can't handle it, can you?

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>(4)
incredible

based thread

All that seethe.

Yet Sony still dominating THE WORLD baby.

#Sonydomination #Sonyopoly #4ThePlayers

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FUCKING DELETE THIS! MOOOOOOODS!

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i feel like this thread is just three dudes samefagging, whats going on

L O L

You need to kill yourself ACFag. Everyday you have to wake up in a world where the Switch is one of the most successful consoles in history and home to some of the most acclaimed games ever made.

The mental anguish has clearly broken you.

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AAAAAAAAA FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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now post ps4/xbox docked vs portable