Spend $69.99 on a fleshlight

>spend $69.99 on a fleshlight
>over 3 years later and it's still just as fun to use every time
>spend $59.99 on a video game and $29.99 on the dlc
>fun for a week or two and then never touch it again
why can't video games be more like fleshlights?

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fuck off tohru

>using a fleshlight for more than a month
disgusting

Wash it you filthy nigger

>get a boyfriend for free
>Over 3 years later and it's still just as fun to use every time

>get a fleshlight
>realize it feels nothing at all like fucking a real woman, and in fact just feels like a weird more inconvenient way to fap
>give fleshlight to my virgin friend
>go back to fapping regularly

not everyone looks cute in women's cloths, mate.

I paid for a fleshlight and I've used it 3 times or something. It sucks and you have to wash it everytime. If that's what pussy feels like you ain't missing shit.

what game was it?

But that's gay you nasty faggot

>>fun for a week or two and then never touch it again
>why can't video games be more like fleshlights?
Because you have ADHD. If you enjoyed a game the first time through, you'll enjoy it again the second time through unless you have a mental condition.

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Sorry nibba but if I spend nearly $180 on a bad dragon flashlight I'm hitting it as often as possible.
>exclusively doing either

Bet you didnt even try warming it up before use. Pathetic.

You're playing the wrong videogames.

That's a complete lie. It gets boring on the second playthrough. Doesn't matter what game.

What kind of fleshlight is still good after three years?

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i hope you got the texas tornado user

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Kek I did this to an emo boy before. Straight up told him I only wanted to fuck his ass and cum inside whenever I wanted and he said ok.

ur mum

I'm a black man and I hate faggots and white supremacists you are 1 and the same.

Gay

Shut up nigger

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Why do you care who i love and fuck

Get your small dick cracker ass faggot ass out a here. Go rape your dog some more white supremacist bitch.

I want to fuck that rabbit!

Cause you for e LGBT bullshit on my people. Using me people as a crutch to further your own white supremacist agenda.

furries get out
reeeeeeeeee

Sorry nigger this is MAGA country, better luck next time.

Do you have a single fact to back that up
additionally
>being this mad

You don't buy good games, that's why.

I'm sure you didn't buy just the first fleshlight you saw at the store, you probably picked a very good one.

Do the same with video games and voilà.

>try a shit ton of different sex toys
>always go back to the hand because I give amazing handjobs
If I was a cute girl I'd be rich

>literal nigger ebonics because he's too mad to think straight

MOFUGGIN BIX NOOD GIBS ME DAT GLOCK MOFUKKA CRAKKA ASS

Underrated

but I do do that with games
I don't have much fun replaying even my favorite video games

>get a gf for free
>years later, still never compliments or initiates intimacy, nearly always rejects me

>pirate games for free
>they don't reject me
OP BTFO.

>spending 70 dollars on a flashlight
>when you can use me for free instead
????

I made it Yea Forumsros I'm finally able to fucking shop for a quality doll, I can't fucking wait to dress her up in the most frilliest shit and proceed to fuck her 24/7

Why should I fuck a gross fat dude instead of a piece of silicon or my hand?

>sharing fleshlights with your bros
h-hot

You crackers have negative birthrate and are going extinct. Keep crying cracker peace is coming to the world soon when you are extinct.

>It gets boring on the second playthrough. Doesn't matter what game.
You probably didn't enjoy it the first time then.

Anybody know a good USB warmer?
I picked one up off Amazon and it’s too small for my onahole and it’s way slower than the guides said they should be.

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I don't expect a nigger understand math but you subhumans are behind the Chinese, the arabs, the indians, and the spics. All of those races hate you and none of them have white guilt. When the white bois are done protecting you there will be a comeback of good ole' lynchings.

Keep it up negroid, your days are numbered.

USB is like 2 watts max. You're not going to use that as a heater LMAO.