Have you ever bought a game with your dick?

Have you ever bought a game with your dick?

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Skullgirls desu

Too light colored.

You bring shame to her ass.

Nah, it's too thick to type in the credit card numbers with it.

she wears fake tan, retard

Hers is TOO fat to actually look sexy

>Buying gaymes
??

Yes and Gundam Breaker 3 was a great decision.

Not bad user, not bad.

Shantae and the Pirates Curse for Rottytops

Cringe

How do you jerk off to Gundams?

>Fake tan meme

keep telling yourself that, cumslut.

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How is it cringe?

Yes

on DLsite

I tried to but they don't accept dicks as payment

With your dick.

All these companies marketing:
>4k
>60fps
>streaming services

>meanwhile, solely buy my games based on how cute the girls are and whether or not it makes my pee pee hard

These companies have got it all wrong.

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>jerks off with his dick

don't you mean with your hands?

>he doesnt jerk his hand off with his dicks

so many times bro
so many time

i love nu-steam

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I tried but it was very hard holding the disc with my balls

Dragon's Crown

No regrets..

I'm a huge pervert yet I've only done so about two or three times.

Guys I posted the same thread again lol, going to get some sick replies lol

Bayonetta 1 and 2 on the Wii U. I was disappointed

It's the same thread, idioto

Many times. Mario Tennis Aces recently for Pauline.

No it's like 5 people who do nothing all day but try and get bait threads going by posting anime chicks that are brown and saying if you think this is attractive you think black people in real life are attractive. Its been going on for 3 days

Beyond Good and Evil, and boy did it backfire on me. I can't play for more than five minutes without having to go have a wank, Jade is just 2sexy4me.

NIER AUTOMATA

stayed for the 26 endings

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>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!

Can't be the only one?

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God I fucking hate anime.

>policing this shithole for free

I wish I was inbetween those cheeks

have sex

I haven't even played it because i don't have an xbox, but I bought a copy because ours had Hitomi on the cover art.

>being a nigga

Arcana Heart - sucked
King of fighters (Kula, Mai) - Fun
Nier automato - very fun
Onechanbara and xblades - meh
Lollipop Chainsaw - meh
Splatterhouse ps3 (dem jen nudes) - fun
MK9 I think - ok
Bayonetta - very fun
Queen of Fighters Mugen (was free but, old YouTube had tons of vids on it)
I once stole this kid's copy of DBZBT3 I didn't like and kept jerking off to Videl, 18 and Zangya, came on the disc and left it on his kitchen table under a paper

bought the game, xbox and modchip with my dick

Rumble Roses and Red Ninja on PS2, both were garbage...

personally gameplay>cuties>rest

fuck off Ireland

let me fix that for you

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>4k
Don't care
>60fps
this is good
>streaming services
I hope stadia crashes and burns. fuck streaming services

Those skirt physics are all I remember about red ninja.. and a wire or something as a weapon?

darker

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Tomb Raider Legends. Don't regret it at all.

Was a pretty decent game actually

Always

Every now and then yeah

I recognize that butt.

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No? Why would I jerk off to a fucking 60 dollar video game when there’s free porn on the internet

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based assman

It feels better when you control the camera and character, and place it in lewd positions.