I am still surprised Kanna design managed to pass ESRB as E-rated.
Also, Blaster Master thread.
I am still surprised Kanna design managed to pass ESRB as E-rated
James Hill
Easton Russell
Nintendo knows since Splat and Arms that ass sells
Jacob Gomez
I haven't played it yet but you don't actually see much of her rack in the game itself do you? Wouldn't be a problem with ESRB in that case.
Henry Cruz
Kanna is literally the best girl ever that's why.
Jayden Cooper
Well. Remember there is possibility that game gonna get DLC with Kanna as playable character.
Levi Scott
Splatoon 2 and Arms are rated E-10+
Jonathan Barnes
I think DLCs aren't accounted for during the rating process or are rated separately.
Brayden Cox
Is this the Kanna thread?
Grayson Nelson
Kanna IS literally made for wholesome hugs
Jason Perry
Any actual info about that wholesome Kanna fanfic?
Adam Lee
>Mighty Gunvolt Burst was E rated
>game is completely tame except that every time you boot it up, the splash image before the title screen shows the angel girl's bare ass
Meanwhile DMCV gets censored.
Elijah Miller
Kanna is made for a lot more than just hugs user.
Daniel Murphy
why is kanna so cute bros
Joseph Morgan
Tender kissing and cuddles, too.
Owen Thompson
Wagecucking in the cage, I do believe that sample pastebin was the only thing he's made currently.
Carson Reyes
>blaatant cleavage
>E-rated.
the fuck. why is the esrb so useless
Camden Bell
I WANT TO WATER HER
Matthew Bennett
Need more hug images user's.
Hunter Bailey
Because most people either ignore or straight up don't know she's kind of a ditzy cunt in the game.
Anthony Ward
Food doesn't affect the ESRB ratings.
Bentley Sanders
It's almost like those who censor their titty monsters are using ESRB as a scapegoat for their own short coming or something.
Nathan Young
Kanna IS for handholding, cuddling, caressing and wholesome lovemaking. She is a pure plant girl.
William Carter
Thomas Foster
Cooper Barnes
what the fuck is that thing
who approved that design
Henry Peterson
>Omegal Labyrinth Z gets the OK from ESRB as-is
>Sony gets cold feet
Bentley Sanchez
kanna in a wedding dress when
Tyler Thomas
God did
Brayden Flores
Kanna In wedding dress smiling at wiever as her future husband This is a good inspiration for great Kanna art
Asher Fisher
Reminder that Bullying Kanna is the ultimate sin.
Jordan Murphy
Now i really want to see this
Logan Sullivan
big tits WOAAAAH
Charles Anderson
Parker Fisher
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
John Clark
>ywn get tearfully embraced by Kanna
Isaac Murphy
I downloaded the Blaster Master Zero 1 demo for Switch. Does anyone know if progress carries over to the full game? I don't want to get to far and have to start over.
Josiah Watson
my heart is erect
James King
It's beautiful, good for soul
Luke Cruz
Can cure suicidal depression.
Leo Walker
Anyone who's bullying kanna to the point of tears wouldn't be alive as they'd be savagely beaten to death with a 9 iron Driver Nephi style by her very angry boyfriend.
Benjamin Thomas
If it could cure my MDD i would stuff my face into those melons for all time.
Josiah Reyes
Those ropes around her boobs look a lot like how shibari looks when girls are tied up under clothes.
Jayden Roberts
Do you think Kanna would be weirded out by people staring at her?
Hudson Rodriguez
>literally wearing bondage gear
>E
wtf
Nathan Ortiz
Big, round, healthy and scrumptious Melon's.
Jose Price
>"user! where have you been? you've been gone for,like,ever! C`mere~"
Adam Bell
She's probably a social retard who feels no shame, but is also pure and eager to interact with anyone who isn't her butlerbot
Jordan Jackson
So big boobs must mean it isn't kid friendly? If you played the actual game there's only like 3 Sprite images of kanna in the whole game and one of them just covers the head and shoulders. Heck, why didn't you mention Eve since she has big breasts too and they are shown more prominently than Kanna in the game.
Nothing in the game is sexualized enough to warrant a higher esrb rating.
Isaac Peterson
>So big boobs must mean it isn't kid friendly?
according to sony, yes
Michael Morris
I think it's good she doesn't feel shame, meaning she wont feel the anxiety and social pressure the rest of us have on a daily basis.
Chase Campbell
huh
if she is more sciency, why does she have an MA? someone draw her doing labcoat stuff! now!
David Smith
Shut up about plants and post robots
Henry Howard
Huge melons
Justin Ward
In all honesty I'm surprised if that really is the case since that is body shaming and despite what many of us keep hearing, there do exist woman with naturally large breasts.
Caleb Edwards
I fucking hate her kitty decades and her cat oriented gimmicks in game.
Jeremiah Morales
fuck you, it's cute
Luke Jones
i bet none of you faggots are bold enough to get a potted plant, draw kanna's face on the pot, and hotglue it
Caleb Hughes
Is there even anything that says Eve likes cats or is it just a thing with her design?
Juan Ortiz
Eve is cute and i do like her but she just doesn't stack up to Kanna for me.
Easton Ward
Why does this thread read like a dev's desperate attempt to market his game by amassing poor waifu art of his literally who? It looks like an mspaint creation.
Alexander Robinson
Someone edit this image of her with kanna sized melons?
Luis Jones
Worked on me. I spend 20 dollars to get both games.
Kayden Lewis
Eve is boring, generic and worst girl to Kanna.
James Harris
Well she isn’t nude and doesn’t say anything suggestive
Daniel James
why isn't there one of her getting watered?
like, a ton
and her boobs grow and grow, because plants plus water equals grow.
Adam Lee
do it you bitches
do it for her
Jack Brown
Too much water can drown a plant user.
Benjamin Green
Hotglue it to what?
John Lee
goddamnit stop posting jpgs
Kevin Ross
That's churazy, man. I like it.
Xavier Sullivan
Control your autism.
Julian Powell
She isn't a fricken cactus unless someone is willing to draw desert theme kanna
Cooper Cox
To be fair, titty monster Eve is really hot.
Levi Perez
Knowing kanna she probably unironically just wants a banana
Asher Cox
Anyone want to RP as Kanna for me on F-list?
I am ready to do literally anything you want
Mason Johnson
>rp
Big yikes.
Nah Eve is generic and boring, literally every blonde haired anime girl. Kanna is unique in personality and appearance.
Brandon Lewis
So is half her suit flesh colored or is her root tail in the suit too or is the brown parts her skin?
Mason Stewart
fag
Bentley Price
>f-list
Can you be not gay? No, obviously not.
Gavin White
That's a good question, I assume the tail is inside the suit and the fleshytan is just part of the suit colorscheme while her actual body is green.
Jaxson Hughes
What really helps with Kanna's character is her robot butler who helps make her more than just an alien titty plant waifu
Grayson Stewart
What if everything under her head is just a water balloon suit and inside it is just a crap ton of roots that act as her muscular and skeletal system?
Dylan Garcia
i want to fuck moth_user!
i want to hear him squeal as i penetrate his shit-coated pucker!
Ryder Stewart
I think it's simply that while she does have large tits, she doesn't do or say anything sexual in the game at all. The nearest thing is when you show up when she's being watered by Kenwood and she gets kinda embarrassed.
Levi Hernandez
I want Kanna to hold my hand and tell me everything's gonna be ok
Nathaniel Morales
For some reason I can't make a new thread on /aco/, reply to any current threads and I don't even have an update button. If someone wanted to make a new Kanna thread there that'd be awesome because it apparently isn't happening for me
Luke Allen
i'm playing the first one and don't understand what's so good about it, seems really fucking easy and soundtrack is repetitive
Jeremiah Thompson
Any news on the japanese artists?
Blake Hernandez
I was having this problem eariler as well. i just installed 4chanX and everything seemed to work fine after that.
Zachary Johnson
I wish you faggots would stop with this shit.
Yes, she's great but you've made her into the next Bowsette already. When you run things into the ground like this so quickly people are turned off.
Blake Mitchell
But how do you have tender love time if Kanna is just a mass of roots? You shouldn't overthink it like that.
Wyatt Wright
remember not to rush or overly pressure wholesome writefag, he's doing a 30+ page story for us
Ian Lewis
I've never understood the Bowsette connection, that was banned because at its peak there were multiple Bowsette/super crown threads at a time. The Kanna threads have always been confined to one thread with maybe a second Blaster Master thread up. Who cares?
Hudson Howard
Yeah and his wagecucking in the cage certainly isn't speeding things up either. But that sample was wholesome as heck.
Brandon Clark
What does Kanna's liquid melon product taste like?
Adam Walker
ESRB ratings for digital only games are decided automatically by a vague questionnaire and not reviewed by humans
Dylan Bailey
Kanna could do tentacle porn with you
Luis Foster
So where is the paizuri?
Lucas Bennett
Either Tropical punch or Melon bubble tea. Either way it's the nectar of the Gods.
John Brown
Do you have a link to the sample?
Gavin Phillips
Hiding from view.
Here you go nigger.
pastebin.com
Xavier Walker
What the hell is melon bubble tea and where do you get it?
Nathaniel Nguyen
He's probably referring to watermelon boba tea
Daniel Watson
Ethan Fisher
Where do I get that and see if it's worthy to say that's what Kanna's liquid Melon produce would taste like?
Lincoln Martin
Who honestly cares about the rating system besides mother's that think about the kids?
Julian Butler
Here's a recipe you can follow.
blog.bubbleteasupply.biz
Henry King
Wyatt Roberts
Why can't Kanna be real?
Michael Cooper
ESRB actually cares little about cleavage, man. Most cleavage censoring is eaith to make CERO ratings or to avoid potential issues with soccer moms and SJWs.
Dylan Morris
Can pollen get her pregnant?
Daniel Davis
Because when we die we get to spend the rest of eternity with Kanna.
Christian Adams
James King
Love me some melons
Leo Wood
Me too.
Isaac Jenkins
The plants in the pot will, but Kanna herself was genetically engineered to only procreate with human seed as a safeguard against any unwanted pregnancies that would hinder her ability as a pilot.
Asher Ortiz
wtf i want to fuck a plant now
Justin Thompson
Welcome to the club.
Logan Sanchez
It would be double standards to shame her for her body
Josiah Reed
Matthew Rivera
It's like a trap for SJWs
David Sullivan
Best Girl
Jason Rogers
she's voluptuous but she's not overtly sexualized
thicc kindergarten teachers everywhere would be out of a job
Nolan Hill
Super Best girl*
Kevin Young
I do love when a vidya chick I think is cool gets tons of fanart. The game's barely a couple weeks old
Tyler Cox
THICC watermelons
Julian Jenkins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T KANNA BE REAL?! SHE'S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT GIRL WHO WILL ALWAYS SPEND TIME WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU EMOTIONAL ATTENTION. FUCK THIS EMPTY HELLSCAPE REALITY.
Adrian Lopez
We truly live in the worst timeline.
William Carter
Lincoln Phillips
IT'S NOT FAIR, GIVE ME ONE FUCKING REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T FRONTFLIP OFF A BUILDING AND SEE IF THE AFTERLIFE IS REAL SO KANNA CAN BE REAL. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
Jack Evans
better keep this thread alive
David Sullivan
Because if you do that, Kanna will cry!
Charles Jackson
No, that would be Tae.
Jayden Butler
One day, we will live to see plant girls like Kanna be real, and they will be completely enamored with you by virtue of being their caretaker.
Jackson Young
reminder to kannafags
Tyler Martinez
Cute
Mason Jenkins
Thanks for the reminder.
Parker Baker
>want to talk about the actual game
>get called a faggot while people spam more kanna porn
And that's why I just discarded this game as complete and irredeemable shit.
Bentley Ross
Please kill this thread, ACfag
Cooper White
There was an actual Blaster Master thread the other day, it was nice.
Caleb Wilson
Gabriel White
I hope they do a physical with both games like they did for gunvolt.
Adam Price
But the game is good. Dont disregard the game as bad just because some people enjoy a certain character. And no one is stopping you from talking about the game, feel free.
Nolan Sanchez
Yeah as if people don't want to fuck Hollow Knight characters. Get over yourself moron.
Jack Gray
Whipped this up pretty quick.
Brody Turner
Christopher Barnes
>Game is bad because of annoying fans
I never understood this mentality.
Luis Allen
Nice.
Aaron Cox
Isn't 50 shades of grey about bdsm? How does that relate to a wholesome melonfic?
Aiden Richardson
Christopher Taylor
I need to know a release date for the full thing
Julian King
Jason Martinez
We sadly dont know. Writefag's been busy wagecucking but hopefully we'll be updated soon.
Xavier Bennett
money i want money, do you agree?
Hunter Allen
Plant tits aside is the game itself good?
Aiden Ward
Yes it is
Adam James
>Sure, idk. I was going by the context of pic.
Thomas Wright
This is actually now my fetish, post more
Luke Rogers
Kanna is an airhead that is relevant for only a few scenes of dialog during her fight, quest and golden ending. The people who say Eve is generic havnt played the game. She goes through hell to save Jason during the best ending.
Angel Brown
Yeah, especially when there's never a short supply of annoying people
Gavin Moore
>blonde haired anine girl isn't generic
Already exist's everywhere but Kanna does not.
Jacob Anderson
Leo Brown
Hope that day comes soon.
Ryan Jones
Blake Rogers
Not bad art But Eve wants to take a hammer to Kanna!
Christian Brooks
It won't work. Kannas tits are too powerful.
Levi Morris
Luis Turner
Amazing!
Ethan Sanchez
source?
Grayson Carter
Brody Nguyen
Bruh that image sketch looks awful.
Parker Clark
You do better then.
Asher White
Learn to shade in properly you fucking subhuman.
Anthony Richardson
There's been plenty of E rated games with girls with big tits or some shit. Namely in this case, is because the plant is just a one sec NPC so the entire game isn't dictated by her presence. I worry about how even sjws don't even address this while pervs feel the need to question the games rating because of the female body.
Asher Williams
if you heard of this magical game called Smash Bros, Bayo and Snake neither raise the rating of the game based on playable status of any kind.
Mason Gomez
She has quite the... melons.
Ryan Gonzalez
Never had interest in this series but this plant has made me discover my love for fishnet bras
Angel Evans
meanwhile CERO says a Tharja trophy, Corrin's Thighs, a Mythra sticker, and peach's goofy underwear need to be censored otherwise the rating gets bumped.
Nolan Robinson
Why exactly do we care about this? Nintendo used to act like Modern Sony does now, so I don't understand why anyone should care? Just ignore Sony until they backpedel or something if ya'll care so much.
Or stick to PC like a non idiot would do.
Wyatt Morris
To TEEN rating. That's the only issue because it's not the fucking body, it's the poses themselves. You're comparing a fucking sprite with a 3D model with multiple, exploitable angles.
Honestly I bet that's why Sakurai removed them all because he got triggered about the censoring of his work.
Landon Gutierrez
the tharja trophy and mythra sticker didn't have dynamic poses. the mythra sticker is a literal 2d sprite. CERO still censored them in the same game they okayed Bayonetta.
Charles Flores
Eventually it'll bite them in the ass.
Angel Jenkins
A: I never said anythng about dynamic poses autism. Stop saying shit that was never stated
B: Doesn't counteract the exploitable angles argument. Which is why it was removes.
FFS the model doesn't have big ass tits, so it's clearly not about how fat some body part is, just how much you can see it. Remember when that FE cross over game had a girl in a bride outfit get censor because of the cleavage? Instead of actually removing the cleavage, they just painted it white. Guess what makes it ok for the plant girl's tits to be ignored? She's painted green.
It's like an algarism for these companies, if it's skin colored, it's censored at this point.
Jayden Roberts
I wish I could bite Kanna's ass, or playful nibble.
Josiah Perry
>Her own head as test bed for plants
Ohhhhhhhhh so that's actually pot of plant
Jace Wood
>B: Doesn't counteract the exploitable angles argument. Which is why it was removes.
oh yes all those exploitable angles the mythra sticker has. just admit CERO is a retarded censorship board who can't even stay consistent about what they want, rather than trying to cover for them like some idiotic shill.
Jackson Cruz
I had to look this up because I had no idea what you keep going on about and... why the fuck are you going on about this? She's just wearing leggings. I thought you were implying this was removed or some shit like the tharja model. What are you calling this a censor for?
Carter Sanders
Wouldn't it be funny if she were in smash? haha
Bentley James
greenmatters.com
>Milk Sales Drop by More Than $1 Billion as Plant-Based Alternatives Take Off
The future is sooner than we thought bros.
Robert Hernandez
Sòy milk is bad for you though user.
Landon Jenkins
Are all plant based milks onions ?
Sebastian Lee
Nope, there's almond milk which is pretty good but expensive as fuck and takes a lot of water to make.
Easton Nguyen
this was a list of things in Smash Bros that got censored because they'd raise the rating, despite them all being incredibly inoffensive and mundane. because you brought up smash as an example of things that got through without raising the rating, it seemed relevant.
Xavier Hill
The comparison was the E rating. The plant tits, in a 2D form isn't exploitable like the Peach and Tharja examples, and in 2D form, apparently leggings is called censorship now. What the fuck is the compassion here? None of this shit is relevant to the original statement, TITS = must need a higher rating. But the game is fine with Samus' tits, Shulks abs, Bayo's everything, and Snake's guns. All of what was relevent to the argument, has gotten through with no changing of the series standard E rating since the beginning, besides Melee because E-10 wasn't a thing at the time. I hate 4channel posters, they are fucking inbreds.
Jeremiah Perez
>TITS=must need a higher rating
gee, you'd sure look stupid if they'd censored some cleavage to keep the rating down then wouldn't you. since you've repeatedly claimed this had nothing to do with what you're talking about.
Also of course adding leggings is censorship, why wouldn't it be? if the previous design was deemed offensive and the new one was okayed because it was less provocative i can't imagine what else you'd call it.
Brody Lee
Oh, so that's how the original look. I didn't know the leggings was added one after the fact.
Then it proves my point that it only matters when it's skin colored. Green tits is ok, but not white/black skin. Just like how green blood is ok, but not red blood. So no, I'm not wrong, and anyone crying over why melon girl gets no T/M rating retarded shit is because of that exploit in the rating system.
Ian Hall
CERO's rating system is stupid. Look at the spirits in Smash ultimate and see how many ladies have their tits barely contained while others are covered.