Tfw Yea Forums introduced me to this guy

Arlo a year or 2 ago
>Man the Switch is literally the perfect console, anyone being critical is just incapable of joy or fun
Arlo now
>WHY ARENT THEY MAKING THE GAMES I WANT

>make a youtube channel with a puppet
>literally could be done without the puppet at all and that has nothing to do with the content

Why?

Why are you all complaining about a man who makes videos for children?

That puppet made me realize that other people's opinions on games and shit really don't matter. I mean, people are actually dissecting Cookie Monster's retarded cousin's opinions on things when they could just enjoy what they enjoy

Because we're all children in the eyes of God. Also because bitching about things I don't like is all I know how to do at this point anymore.

I like it desu

I never bothered even clicking on the guy's videos because I felt like he's a knock off cookie monster since he used blue.

>FUCK KIRBY, FUCK MARIO AND LUIGI AND FUCK METROID

I wonder why people hate this puppet?

>claims to be a nintendo channel
>only a fan of pikmin and paper mario

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>E3 2019, Nintendo announces they have bought Valve and are making HL3, Portal 3 and Heavy is in Smash
>PIKMIN PIKMIN PIKMIN WHERE'S PIKMIN AND PAPER MARIO PIKMIN PIKMIN

>Grover suddenly doesn't exist
Faggot.

he is just mad chad kirby keeps getting games while virgin olimar is still in limbo

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>watermark is literally right there
>completely different font compared to the real game

how did this retarded picture even catch on.

>Watching a nigga with a fucking puppet
>He reviews nintendo shit
Holy shit, it makes sense

more like:
arlo 2 years ago:
>REE WHY IS NINTENDO PUTTING OUT SHITTY GAMES UNDER BELOVED IPs AND THEN SAYING IF IT DOESNT SELL WELL THEY WILL CANCEL ALL FUTURE GAMES

He has a nose so I associate the design better with the noseless one

>he unironically though Hey Pikmin needed to do well to save the franchise

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His problem is he spouts shit out of his puppet ass on games and topics he knows nothing about
Its a shame his puppetering skills are wasted on something like vidya reviews

So this guy is a full-time Nintendo youtuber now, right? It's been two years since the Switch released, why hasn't he taken the time to play more than two of their franchises?
Why does he think that Mario Tennis was supposed to be a minigame collection?

Remember when he didn't realise Dragon Quest was a popular RPG?

>he didn't realise Dragon Quest was a popular RPG?
could you blame him? it always bombs westside.

I miss when Mario Tennis was a JRPG.

This. I think any Video Game fan at some point in their life that being a fanboy over a company is cringy as shit. He is a huge Nintendo'drone. He made unironically sad videos about Reggie and Iwata leaving Nintendo, makes happy video's when Nintendo is doing well, who gives a shit about how the company is doing.

Then again, about 80% or more of Yea Forums also shares this mindset. Its just that they also prefer to be contrarians and hate on Arlo because 'lol puppets are gay' rather than 'his views are really stupid' because then they'll remember those are also their own views.

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I don't mind that the guy uses a puppet, but jesus fucking christ do something with your voice. I'm not saying he should go with some kind of over-the-top cartoon voice, but his normal voice sounds 100 times creepier than your average person. It's jarring with or without the puppet.

This guy needs to see a theater teacher and take some vocal lessons. I bet his takes aren't horrible, I just can't stand his voice. It sounds like halitosis smells.

>I bet his takes aren't horrible
the problem is they are.

I only saw a single video of his ever and thought the puppet thing was a cute idea. Are his opinions really that retarded?

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>could you blame him? it always bombs westside.

Yes, DQ8, DQ9 and DQ11 all sold over a million in the west. Arlo just seems like he's unaware of every series until after the latest entry has been announced.

I would rather a franchise die while it's still in its prime than have it milked and become a husk of its former self, desu

That's how I felt. But then I watched more of his videos and his voice is horrible even by youtube standards

>all sold over a million in the west.

you missed my point user. according to SE that is still a bomb

>ships only 100,000 copies worldwide
>doesn't ship it to every console worldwide even though it's multiplat
>releases an inferior version worldwide with a worse soundtrack to troll the handful of tranny faggots who enjoy Dragon Quest
>Squeenix: "Hmmm, why didn't it sell 1mil copies? It must be because the west hates it. Oh well, time to peddle more Final Faggotry 7!!!"

Thats not his real voice user.

I saw a video of him at some convention and hes just a 30 year old bearded guy with a chad voice talking about his kids. It unironically ruined the whole channel for me, but made me think higher of him when i realized hes just a dude trying to entertain his kids.

Watch the video, if you dare

youtu.be/OUel9VVQAWQ

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M-my life is a lie

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>this is the man that caused all this butthurt on Yea Forums
What a boomer

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I mean Iwata died of cancer, making a tribute video to him is understandable. But I don't get all the sad tributes to Reggie, the guy just retired but from the online reaction you'd think he died or something.

money

>I'm usually very against the whole "reeee childish thing bad act your age" mentality but childish things are bad, act your age.

Top kek.

Yea Forums just hates Arlo because he unironically enjoys things and that confuses and infuriates you.

>Constantly shills for Nintendo
>Doesn't understand Kirby

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Based

>Why?
Puppet's clearly the "gimmick" that helps him stand out.

What the fuck? His regular voice is way better. The puppet's voice is a conscious choice? It entertains his kids?

I take acting very seriously and I am buttmad.

>tfw in a plot twist Arlo is actually the adult and Yea Forums are the man-children who bought his shtick

Yeah, it's one of the few kinds of monetizable videos you can still make after adpocalypse and Nintendo's legal bullshits

I don't really know why I ever watched him in the first place, but I stopped watching him after his thoughts on Joker being in Smash. He included a clip of himself reacting to the announcement.

>Huh? What's this?
>Oh, Persona? I don't care about Persona.
>Huh? He's in Smash?
>OH WOW WOW GOSH BASED BASED PERSONA IN SMASH JOKER IN SMASH

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>it sucks on purpose

don't you have a flesh wound you need to dilate

>"Oh another Kirby game."
>"This Kirby game is not worth the money."
>"They're announcing another Kirby game?"
>"Man Kirby gets all the love."

Makes you wonder, huh?

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I mean he's a Nintendo fanboy, and literally his first Kirby game was Star Allies. How the fuck is that even possible?

I'm a big Nintendo fan, but he's the kind of Nintendo fan that I hate that exists in a Nintendo bubble and only plays and cares about games that are in Nintendo consoles. Like they don't even do console war stuff, they are genuinely unaware of any games that aren't on Nintendo consoles. My point is I don't respect anyone that hasn't played God Hand

If you ever want to succeed at anything in life don't come here

What makes you think he plays Nintendo games?

>make a video shitting on Color Splash even though dozens of people did that anf it isn't an orginal though
>get propped up by thirsty Paper Mario fags and gains a following
>turns out he doesn't know shit about video games aside from like 2 franchises and always spouts awful opinions about games he has never played nor understands

Simply epic.

ecelebs go in

Not that guy, but I get your point. However you are being an ass when you say "Kirby gets everything" when it was just mentioned it was his 25th anniversary.

>We hate that he's a fanboy who loves everything Nintendo makes but we also hate that he's not a good fanboy because he doesn't always love everything Nintendo makes.

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He's not actually a Nintendo fanboy. If you look at his channel you'd see that before he gained the Nintendo Audience he was more courting the hipster gamer crowd reviewing stuff like The Plan and Antichamber, while making videos defending walking simulators

He's a Nintendo fanboy, but ignored a significant portion of their better games (good Kirby games, even recent stuff like Robobot). I don't think he even played things like Advance Wars. Did he even play Earthbound?

It makes no sense. It's like being an XBOX fanboy and not playing Halo.

Sounds like Yea Forums desu

It's not that he doesn't love them it's just that seemingly he's never even played a single entry of most Nintendo series until after he made his Nintendo review channel. Like the sole reason he's even played a single Kirby or Donkey Kong game is because he got sent a review copy.

>watching his games award video because fuck it
>Persona 5 announcement
>He sighs, completely bored
>Turns out it's Joker in Smash
>He suddenly flips out with manshrieks and giddy gasps

Smash and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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