Sony and Epic are finished

i wanna play this game but i have friends and family on steam and don't wanna ruin my image

what do?

This is how the battlestationfags look like.

Create another account that your friends don't know of

>hard science fiction

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I don't know how anyone faps in their chair. I have to be in my bed and under the blanket.

i kinda want all my games in one account... fuck this is tough

>explore a vast galaxy
read: copy pasted levels
>filled with wacky scumbags
did Randy Pitchfork wrote this?

Family share your old account with your new account.

where did snoy go wrong bros

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>sodom,slayer, venom
Delete this is to relatable

Based

this

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I wonder how much it'll cost. I'll buy in if it's not like $60

>Strategic lens flares kindly provided by sony

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>Strategic lens flares kindly provided by sony

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Definitely gonna watch the scenes when they're uploaded to pornhub or something.

You are so naive OP. I could give you a list of how many western erotic """games""" there are that are on constant alpha with updates only dripping to milk stupid fucks like you out of their money. I mean, I could even give you a list of overly succesful crowdfunding games getting all the money they needed and then never getting it done. Think about it, if regular people of the industry have problems getting their games to not break, you are gonna trust a patreon based """company""" to do so?

Just mod your games with porn animations like everyone else and don't get jewed out of your cash.

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>cuckshit shilling

>$13USD

kickstarter.com/projects/990500595/subverse

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whats the silver box under the crt tv?

Or, you know, buy actually good hentai games that are actually finished.
Crazy

Kinda missed the point there, chief.

It's simple, stop being poor. It's just 15 dollars.

nvm i think its a ps2 slim on some set top box

take a closer look at the image.

unironically the most satisfying way to shit

That seems reasonable. I refuse to kickstart anything though so I'll just buy in on release. It'll probably be something like $15-20 from that price I'd guess.

I give this game about 12 hours before angry SJWs get Gaben to censor it.

>mfw nude shitter and nude fapper

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SNOY BTFO

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its on steam for a week now

kickstarter.com/projects/990500595/subverse

>lily
>hottest
>sounds like 45yo granny

god fucking damn it dude

>sjws
hi uncle bill

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name 5 made in the west
explain it to me then, partner
I have the money, but I wouldn't use it on a scam that will never be released

bottom-left corner, sonybro.

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Okay in offline mode

They're being very unclear about a lot of the stuff in the game and it's irritating
porn categories shouldn't be a secret

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Okay but is there any gay content, the sfm community is sorely lacking gay shit.

they can see my recently played game tho right?

>implying I would let this be permanently on my steam profile

sorry but no. they should have been an independent install

Any recs? Something with sexy women and no disgusting shit like bestiality, monsters or tentacles?

you can hide your whole library and playing in offline mode won't count hours.

do people unironically play light porn games?

>wasting money on voice actors in a porn game

This. It's how I play all my steam porn

can I ironically play them?

>monsters or tentacles?
But those are great

>mfw steam has to make an incognito mode just for this game

lel

She looks bored.

if it's got p0n0s in vag00 it's hardcore user

>play light porn games?
is that the same as softcore?

its on kickstarter for like €10 for key

Yea. I played ALL the Rance games afterall

>made in the west
Haha.

she's used to it since age 13

my point exactly

The last porn game I played was MGQ. That was in 2011. Where has the time gone...

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Fucking this. Her voice is too old.

I do the latter but then again I also live alone and always take my daily shower after I shit.

Catering to Americans too much instead of just making shit for Japs which the right audience will like anyway regardless of where they're from.

You tell me.

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they're waiting to see which group of degenerates ponies up the most cash before they make a firm decision

>no loli
Literally who gives a fuck.

Me on the left.

Are they allowed to use Sony's name like that

I'm more curious about what's in that yellow vial.

all they need to do is put a [Do you want NTR ( aka Cuckholdry aka Your partners will have affairs without your knowing or consent) yes or no]
then they make everyone happy
that's it

Moving their office to California is a starting point, there’s probably some stuff before that though.

The most pathetic thing about this image is the monitor.

look at them pretending there's some actual artistic merit to this

People don't care about "spoilers" they want to know if the game gets their dicks hard

Yeah and you're right in this case. But to be fair while FOW's stuff isn't as quality as the cash they get, they still do deliver, at least.
One day I'll do my own lewd game and I swear I won't artificially lengthen it's dev, it's just bullshit and give the genre a terrible reputation.

A few more pounds and she'd be perfect.

Garbage like this almost makes me want to support the epic game store. Almost.

it's not cucking unless they know.

It's okay, they meant to write Snoy, it's a mistake.

How does Steam having garbage detract from your enjoyment?

Moons even admit Snoy is an American company now.

they're using Heroes of the Storm UI, I don't think FOW cares

Use privacy settings to block the games you’re playing

>titties bad

>Waifu simulator
Wants NTR. Now look faggots NTR is great when you specifically go looking for it but was this game advertised in anyway as an NTR game? If not they need to fuck off. Reverse NTR is hot

I don't blame them for making things the way they want, but I want a clear and concise answer for this. It determines whether people will buy it or not, I'm not talking the kickstarters - they want to sell this.

If you actually watched all the sfm from the ppl making this game, you would know there is no way this game only has light porn, at least there will be some monster rape/gangbang

this is you

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Do you not have a separate Steam account for lewd games? all my Senran, VNs, lewds are in a different account.

It doesn't, thats why I said almost. I'm just trying to understand why anyone would want
>Faggotfriend is now playing porn game
to pop up all the time.

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Why do NTR faggots have to ruin everything.

I just go watch porn and then move on with my day. I dont understand the obsession with tits and softcore porn every 5 minutes of your life.

You can't hide from God, degenerate

like?

> I dont understand the obsession with tits
niggawat

you can disable popups

So I should block all notification I might want to see just so I don't see a small group of people who really want me to know they're going to jack off?

NTR. They always draw the male character as ugly fuck or old men.

that because you are a woman or ur testosterone levels are dangerously low . Any healthy man thinks about sex all the time is just biologi we have to reproduce

>want me to know they're going to jack off

it's to your imagination what they will do

Yes, it's called Fair Use and Parody Act

>he doesn't insert as the Dirty Old Bastard

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>Favorite alien waifus
>waifus
>s

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>self insert
cringe

blame normalfags
qt girls = waifus

From my experience porn games are consistently better than "normal" games and AA2 is my GOTD.

It's not YouTube so Snoy can't abuse copyright since it obviously falls under fair use and parody. I would love for them to try and make a case so they can be BTFO in a court of law might even get them in deep shit if previous abuses are brought to light and the public eye.

man looking at those pics I can't help but feel disappointed. I hope there's at least one character with huge tits. And I mean huge.

Well, keep buying porn games on Steam then. It's make Gaben happy.

they know their audience

>caring about NTR in the games where you play as the guy fucking shitton of random whores
i don't even see them as a NPCs, just another hole to fill

You don't need to hide from something that doesn't exists.

poppers

vanillafags are crybabies

a shitpost for the history books

[X] Hard to believe

>not pretending to be an exhibitionist

>everyone who doesn't like your shitty fetish being shoved into everything is vanilla
amazing cope

Why are you friends on steam with people you don't like?

if you don't aspire to be like this man then you're a normie/failed normie and should leave Yea Forums

Can i edit a girl?
Unless Squid get released they look sameface.

Testosterone is not linked with sex drive, retard. Too much masturbation makes a man impotent.

>enters a thread knowing what sort of degenerates it has and complains about it
nice

Do you just stop being friends with people because they do one thing that you don't like?

I shit nude and squat on a seating toilet, beat that

Yes, the plural of waifu is waifus, and?

I wasn't the one whining. Keep your autism under control next time

Not really. I did a few no-fap-month and when i wanted to fap was difficult to get hard. Doesnt happen in reverse.

>NTR game

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Maybe they prefer porn games over porn videos.
You shouldn't be judging how people like to masturbate.

Is this razorfist?

Moving to Commiefornia while at the same time abandoning and fucking over all the Japanese devs.

>Never would happen on console
Imagine being this retarded.

No, but if you actually liked them you'd be glad steam told you they're jacking off because then you'd be able to laugh at them or message them something boner-deflating for the luls

>Makes an man impotent
I've been masturbating usually an average twice a week since puberty. That was 20 years ago and can still pop an erection without so much as a second thought. Nice old wife's tale ya got there

>he doesn't know

How can i get a 3d gf like that?

California move.

Some of the most insufferable liberal scum on the planet and the fact that everyone bends over backwards for them globally pisses people off to no end, this was merely an extension of that. Nobody fucking likes California.

Mirror is the best porn game I've played on Steam. I jerked off to the dark elf about 3 times.

How is Cali communist you fucking retard.

naked shit is how GOD intended us to do it, anything else is a sin

are you saying you DON'T take all your clothes off when going tot he bathroom?

>playing weeb games in offline mode
>accidentally start Steam while game was minimized and forgot about it
>quickly shut down PC, hope nothing happened
>couple of days later, hanging out with friends
>one of them pulls out his laptop to show us some cool indie game he bought
>front page of steam
>"the fuck is this?"
>full-blown pink and purple anime girl covering entire screen
>One of your friends has recently played...Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 / 超次次元ゲイム ネプテューヌRe;Birth1 / 超次次元遊戲戰機少女重生1

Yeah no thanks, I'll be pirating this.

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I mean, it's literally only 1 character that her shtick is "being a mad scientist who experiments on her creations (with sex)". It's not like they're hiding it either. I despise NTR but that doesn't mean i'm gonna shit on the game because of 1 character having sex with beasts she creates to test them, you can barely even call NTR at that point
>inb4 FOW shill

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>visible clit
never would I have imagined that steam would look like this 15 years ago

I really like the robot girl.

Highest tax in USA

>caring about what other people think of you in your free time

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communists do not tax labor

Yes they do, Alex Jones told me they do they also eat babies

Stop posting my picture.

Just make an alt account for porn and anime tiddies.

shit policy either way.

>Stop watching porn and go watch porn instead.

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I use a loli fuckdoll I imported from china, much better than masturbating desu senpai.

Based.
Sony is finished this time.

As long as it's not all vanilla or dogs I guess I'l pirate it.

>I mean, it's literally only 1 character that her shtick is "being a mad scientist who experiments on her creations (with sex)
well, yes and no, from what's been posted all of them can have sex with alien beasts but that's with your say so - apparently it happens through some talent tree or something
>It's not like they're hiding it either.
They kinda are though if they're not giving yes, no, or any valid explanation

>Too much masturbation makes a man impotent.
Can confirm. You won't have a problem masturbating but the day you get laid you won't have the drive necessary to fuck the real woman you have in front of you because she won't have a cute anime girl body or brazzers look you have gotten yourself used to.

Not my fault that real woman pig can't compete.

You jumped into the porn addiction trap yourself, of course it's your fault.

Looks like the first quality 3D porn game ever made.

And I'm glad, seething roastie.

>One of your friends has recently played...Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 / 超次次元ゲイム ネプテューヌRe;Birth1 / 超次次元遊戲戰機少女重生1

would be promoted to best friend

>well, yes and no, from what's been posted all of them can have sex with alien beasts but that's with your say so - apparently it happens through some talent tree or something
If it happens from a talent tree, it means it should be optional, so no reason to flip out then.
>They kinda are though if they're not giving yes, no, or any valid explanation
I was mostly talking about the Lily girl. Pic related from their kickstarter page. "Just do yourself a favor and don't visit her lab uninvited while she's running "endurance" tests on her latest creations"

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Imagine outsourcing everything to some liberal basedboys with a phd in gender studies in a time where public relations are key to selling your console.

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Are those fucking poppers next to his mouse?

Character design don't strike me as interesting or good waifubait, too much detail and lack of focus.

>Can confirm, I have trouble separating fantasy from reality so everyone else does too.
Good to know no fuck off.

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Enjoy your mid-30s suicide.

omg bOOBIES!! UPVOTE MY FELLOW KEKISTANIS, SJWS BTFO! I saw a TIDDY!

>what do
youtube.com/watch?v=NLTYkPIglfI

Truth hurts uh?

>Make a Dranei/Succubus
>Remove hooves and give eyepatch
>"Nah, its cool Blizzard, totally not a Dranei now"

Well, I don't want Lily fucking aliens - so if that's the case I won't buy the game. But, when asked about it there was no answer. When people bring up the "space waifu" part of the marketing people are either taking that seriously or thinking it's a joke. So, I can't do anything about her fucking aliens or is it a joke?

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I used to do that as a kid, always assumed I was weird

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *POP*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *POP*

Is this another shitty vn?

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So are they still using those hilariously unsexy voice actresses? I still can't watch any of Studio FOW's videos because the voicework kills my boner so hard.

She's having sex with a white guy. Of course she's bored.

/thread

Nope, Schmup/RPG with porn elements

>I can't search
kickstarter.com/projects/990500595/subverse/

>early access
JUST

>Poppers have also been historically used forsexual encounters, initially within thegay community.
Because of course they have
I'm surrounded by fags

I actually want to play it

Lay off the pot and go take a shower Taylor.

Yes and no, combat is TBS, interaction seems to be like an VN.

No, it's easy. Ditch your retarded idea to have all your games on one account. Wew, wasn't so hard, was it?

The game looks awesome they had a kickstarter for it

Stop using the gullibility and horniess of Yea Forums-users and the Epic/Steam debate to shill your shit looking game

I'll never understand who the fuck plays porn games. Just watch porn and fap or something instead of playing mediocre porn games.

Isn't California conservative? I'm pretty sure it is.

why are you here then?

You're not intelligent enough to understand.

Because we live in hope, hope that one day there will be some better-than-mediocre porn games.

I hope they add an option to disable cuck scenes

Build up.

gosh golly gee I wonder what the alien is a thinly-veiled stand-in for? Dropped.

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HOLY FUCK BASED
i wishlisted it

what???

Animals, obviously.
Kinda hot desu.

>Just watch porn and fap
That's boring as fuck. People enjoy other things in porn outside of the porn itself, how is this so hard to understand?

How much porn do you guys need?
It's unsettling.

It's not every 5 minutes of your life. Getting this game does not mean fapping to it every hour of the day.

But I love it when china daddy datamines me and sells my info then lies about it to my face, he's so naughty ;p

Do you really have to ask this? On the internet?

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS MOM TELL SONY TO STOP THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE TO TOUCH MY PENUS TO THE ANIME GAMES MOM THIS IS WRONG WHY IS ANIME PORN CENSORED ON THIS MACHINE MAKE IT STOOOOOOP I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PORN SITE FOR PORN MOM MAKE THEM SELL IT TO ME HERE MAKE IT STOP OR I'LL GO TO A PORNO WEBSITE FOR PORN REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Imagine being this much of a horny loser.

>A female cyborg performs fellatio on a bald man who wears panties on his head A stunning femme fatale engages in passionate consensual sex with a human male whilst her giant knockers bounce sensually up and down in front of the camera A psychotic pirate queen dominates a poor smuggler by grinding her buttocks on his crotch whilst gripping his member with her cute heart-shaped tail Whilst walking past the Laboratory, the player can hear sexually suggestive moans coming from within as a bipedal alien stud called Bulgetto pleasures your Chief Science Officer. There is nothing you can do about this, so don't even try. An enigmatic alien known only as Chodestool will engage in doggystyle copulation with various crew members if you forget to feed him A stoned engineer called Dallick proudly lets his tiny penis hang loose as he parades around your ship in a lurid display of free-spirited expression An enemy faction called the FuccBotts employs spaceships that are shaped like fluorescent dildos in order to ram and destroy their opponents. These FuccBots are considered extremely dangerous. The FuccBotts can also deploy ground troops who are robotic soldiers equipped with large sex toys in place of their arms. They will use these sex toys to hit you over the head. Approach with caution. A crazed German man moans suggestive words as part of a track on the game's soundtrack. We could not stop him in time. If you are sensitive to any of the above topics we strongly advise caution before playing this game.

Meme loving fucks.

People can do other things besides masturbation.

oh dear

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lel

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>Bulgetto.
Hahaha.

>more shovelware
>not these guys again
they def lurk here

Steam does that too, goy.

>people falling this bait
Sasuga.

They know their audience. They know they can sell garbage by saying the right things.

>StudioFOW

It'll be 75% monsters. Rest will be obnoxious male grunting as the obviously white VA pretends to be a black dude.

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where are the big boobed alien catgirl waifus?

They don't.

>forced ntr
>forced bestiality
>forced interracial

enjoy your 300K kickstarter game backers

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>Well, I don't want Lily fucking aliens
Then don't romance her you tard. She is the designated bestiality character.
>So, I can't do anything about her fucking aliens or is it a joke?
It's literally part of her character you mong. She is a mad scientist. She creates aliens. She tests them by having sex with them to measure their endurance. You know this fact since they mention it multiple times. Yet you still whine
I'm not even a fucking NTRfag nor a Bestialityfag, but vanillafags always whining about every fetish they don't like is getting tiring

Man, it's so easy to fleece idiots. Just dangle a par of tits in front of them.

Damn that still is hot as fuck
Shame about the flares
I doubt the game will be any good

People with porn addictions are generally drawn to variety rather than quantity. It's the deviant affliction.

>She creates aliens.
There is something wrong with this statement.

>you
>your
Fucking cuckshit, I swear.

INCASE IS A GOD

>twice a week
That's little league stuff right there. The average make masturbates at least once a day.

Why is this getting shilled so hard?

I'll never understand people who play video games. Just watch movies or read books instead of playing mediocre video games

Phonesposting?

>forced interracial
but there is no black man

because fuck sony

oooh poor kid...

Just have sex.

Link?

.

no other upcoming porn games

Why do the funding goals add boring shit like xenos and room customization but not actual waifus?

To get money from dumdums, duh.

I'm calling the fbi on you both.

>implying mutts aren't datamining and selling your info left and right
>implying you even care about any of this and aren't just shitposting about muh chinks because this is the newfag /pol/ thing now

It's a Tiefling. Tieflings have been a thing before WoW.

>its another "you have to get hit or fail missions to unlock porn scenes" episode

They better dont do that shit

cringe

sorry but I stick to my supperior animu hentais

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Any webms of the cutscenes yet?

I want to romance her, I don't want her fucking anything else. I thought it was a harem game built around waifus, that's what the trailer implies

>There are no good girls in Subverse. Well, not until you train them, anyway. These are the baddest babes in the galaxy complete with exceptional combat potential and drop-dead gorgeous looks. Earn their loyalty and get some other exceptional benefits in the process. Like sex
A fucking space game I wanted a House Party or a Honey Select game.

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Why It always has to be sinister shit like ntr or rape?
I want a nice, cozy xenophilia game, I want a neat, heartwarming interspecies romance. Is that so much to ask for?

not against the idea but i'd rather play good games with good gameplay, and just watch porn for porn.

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is it actual porn or just ecchi teasing blue-ball garbage

lol a movie game. zero gameplay.

>play mirror
>get cai yun and martha's ""bad"" end
I can't fap to feels

So that's why sony name's on it

Subverse will be a 18+ mass effect, not an interactive porn game.

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>rotated lens flare

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Anyone know what kind desk he has? or anything similar. Looks like a dam good desk.

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>keeping your clothes on while you shit and piss
enjoy your shitty and pissy smelling clothes

hm user...

I'm literally always naked when at home and on the PC. None of you other guys do that? Nothing is as comfy as being nude

>studio FOW

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There's nothing wrong with this game. Its currently on Kickstarter and, despite being an Adult game, looks to be actually high quality (or at least attempting to be).

If you want the game (and it will be uncensored on Steam), go to Kickstarter and pledge so we can get as much content as possible/stretch goals.

The only downside and objectionable thing is that there seems to be some content that is right now only included in high value packages and that's not okay - someone needs to contact them about that. Having to pay 100GBP for an exclusive pet or 175GBP for the "exclusive studio 69 DLC" isn't okay - fuck that. Its one thing if those are included in the pledge, but they're better be available for other backers later on a la carte.

actually sounds kinda cool. hope its a good game.

Holy shill

Fucking with Tali?

There's some "porn" if I remember right. But it's just another shitty match 3 game overall but with nudes. Not a bad game per say but very flash game type of shit.

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Majority of Kickstarters never reach their promised goals

>paying for porn games

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Oh yeah, criticizing one of their pledges is totally shilling. Goddamn kids.

put down a towel at least

It's on the picture

Why release it on fucking steam? I don't want to even risk going public about being a degenerate fucker who plays porn games.

I may have played it, but it being on steam means I have zero interest.

worked for ASSFAGGOTS

Yes in general but also StudioFOW needs all the shilling and shekels they can get as they were BTFO'd off Patreon and they're fairly based.

Please remember friends. Never ever pay for porn, there are at least 50 other ways to aquire what you need without giving a dime, don't let them grab you by the sack.

You better hope that one of those backers uploads the exclusive DLC for download when it's out

Because it's gross? I'd have to take a shower every time I went to the toilet, I don't want even the tiniest particle of shit or piss in the place I sleep.

Staying in a bed with freshly changed sheets, wearing freshly cleaned clothes right after I took a bath, THAT'S comfy.

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Not everyone is as poor as you.

based

Who the fuck takes a shower after every shit?
Do you not know how to wipe?

they already reached their goals on kickstarter you can stop sperging about everyone being a shill underage
come again when the game is actually released on steam

Its not NTR jesus fucking christ.

Are you Howard Hughes?

It's not about being poor friend. If you want to support an artist, by all means go ahead, but you shouldn't get a product because there are no other means when there clearly are. Make better use of that money, invest or something I don't know. I promise you will not regret it.

Normally I forget about games I want, so I'll just add them to my steam wishlist so I get emailed when its on sale or when it launches on steam. How the fuck am I going to remember this game when it comes out? Some of my coworkers are my steam friends, I can't put this shit on my wishlist.

>can't bone an eldritch monstrosity
dropped

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>Well, I don't want Lily fucking aliens
>he said while in a thread about something made by StudioFOW
pic related

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Don't reply to me plebian.

now is the time to whine incessantly about it to FOW while their in the planning stages

better jump to it

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there's more time before the kickstarter ends

That's how the sex dreams happen.

>Marlboro reds
holy based

So TF2 scout is gonna pop up and watch me fap with a creepy gmod grin right? No scout no buy.

>Do you not know how to wipe?

No amount of smearing shit on your butt is gonna make it go away completely unless you have a bidet or take a shower.
I obviously don't have to take a shower after every shit because I don't stay nude in my room, but don't invite me to yours if you do.

Hubba hubba.

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meant for

I'm sure they will. However, the mere presence of it listed as it is means people won't back the project now. If they said "These backers get those items a month advance of everyone else, but everyone else gets them later" or " You can buy studio 69 for $10 when its out" people will be understanding.

However, given this is FOW who are used to getting paid stupid amounts of money to draw/render porn for people's kinks, they may think "175 quid is really totally worth it for something exclusive to only big money backers", which needs tobe fucking quashed immediately.

Fine then. You are free to exercise whatever free will you believe yourself to have.

So after you're done on the toilet you have shit streaks left on your ass and transfer them into your underwear?
Nasty.

I just won't buy the game, not like there aren't alternatives that tell you what is definitely in it
but I will still talk mad shit about it so, meh

Is that Gabe when he was less fat?

See this is why I hate video games, because it appeals to the male fantasy

>as they were BTFO'd off Patreon
what really. why? I thought patreon allows porn

there is but their main 100k goal is reached
just fuck off already

oy vey, that was the plan all along i see.

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>early access this summer
>early access

What the FUCK.

Looks like John Romero's bedroom

>they won't ask for MORE MONEY
really?

this game looks pretty good actually, if there's mod support I'm really interested

ummm sonykeks?

Is the controversy the lens flair?

Look at the stretch goal list. There are significant feature improvements between the baseline goal and all the things to be unlocked.

Not the guy you are replying to but unless you have an immaculate diet and shit like a rabbit there's gonna be shit particles left behind no matter how much you wipe with dry paper. There's literally no arguing. Go ahead and wipe your ass with dry paper then stick your hand on your asshole and take a huge whiff. It's gonna smell like shit regardless you fucking retard.

Why even live?

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Patreon are being a bunch of cunts recently and I think studioFOW dabbled into just too much rape to allow the snowflakes to descend with the banhammer

>but I will still talk mad shit about it so, meh
for what purpose though? Surely you have better things to do than complain in a thread about a game you don't care about and that you don't intend to play.
Oh well this is Yea Forums after all, we don't play games, we just get mad at them

I feel disgusting if I don't wash my ass with soap and water after I shit.

>THEY KEEP BACKING THE GAME AND GIVING THEM MORE MONEY
what are you going to do about it FAGGOT

The only good space opera porn game in the market

>girls who aren't my lovers are having sex with aliens and monster
>this is NTR!
wew, this is your mind on vanilla.

Mate if you are worried about shit "particles" then you're just naive as fuck.
That keyboard you're typing on right now has more bacteria on it than your toilet seat.

me on the left

I do

No wonder some people smell and look like shit, good grief..

>Steam is not base-

So, what kind of "animations" has FOW Studios done that makes them so infamous?

lol wut?
someone else told you they got stretch goals so other backers are probably spreading the word for them, it's not unlikely but you're acting like a douche when it's more than possible for that

I'll fap to every single scene in the game even if they don't make me hard and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

this is a particularly nice photo

wut in the fuck is that?

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I at the very least want a fucking barrier between my ass and the shit I sit on which was the argument from the very start. Sitting nude all over your house is fucking disgusting you fucking animals.

mila with a dog

imagine not removing your clothes to shit
subhuman

>this triggers the far-left insane person

Maybe yours, brown-pants. I use disinfectant on both my toilet seat and my keyboard once a week. I also wash my hands whenever I go into my room (bathroom is right before it), before and after I fap, and also whenever I've touched money. (Which I use very little of nowadays, I stick mostly to card which I know is clean since it's mine.)

You type on your keyboard with your bare fingers.
Although you sound autistic enough to always have gloves on or something.
lmao

>Shit once a day around the same time like a normal person with a quality diet
>Just shower after each shit since it's always before work

What kind of fucking disgusting retard doesn't have regular shits around the same time every day?

Can NTR fans fuck off from my NTR games?

Autism. No wonder you've never been with a woman.

How about no?

Sitting nude around the house is disgusting. There's literally no arguing with this fact you dipshit. That's the argument here.

People who don't take off their clothes to shit are the same kind of people who never wash after they shit, only wipe with dry toilet paper. You faggots need to fucking rinse your assholes.

You don't shit with your fingers. And hopefully you wash your hands more often than you take a shower.

I'm far left and this looks great, kill yourself lol.
Also, the women are able to have sex with characters that aren't the protagonist, so to you this is 'cuckshit' to get mad about.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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You are two steps of living in a bubble.

>lube
>naked
yikes, hard to imagine someone faps like that

You are mentally ill dude. Paranoid about some fucking shit atoms flying around the air.

>probably
I sure if you put in more effort you will stop all the shills, including the backers who paid for it
what are you even doing in this thread
neck yourself

kek'd

holy hell you're hostile

>looks great
Low standards.

I'm an anarchist and I also like this. Where this stupid meme of a prude leftists came from?

Lily and the robot girl will be my wives. Also nice that the MC is a fit and handsome guy.

The only mentally ill people are the ones that spend all their time nude and sit their sweaty asses on all their chairs and sofas and think that's normal.

>Also, the women are able to have sex with characters that aren't the protagonist, so to you this is 'cuckshit' to get mad about.
They're not even characters, they're monsters/aliens. So this barely even qualifies as fucking NTR/cuckshit in the first place.
But self-insertfags will always whine that not every character in a porn game worships the self-insertfag's dick Literal autism

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Is that another Oats Studio short?

Imagine if you ever had to go outside into the wild and survive for a day
You'd die within the hour

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The question is who took the picture.

This desu senpai

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>Where this stupid meme of a prude leftists came from?
California. They dislike anything with remotely good looking women because it's "sexist" and "objectifying"

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w-what?

>filled with the hottest babes

Aww man. I wish someone would make a faggot version. Isn't SFManski still part of Studio FOW?

The only time you should NOT be naked at home is when frying bacon

>being this butt-blasted about your imaginary gf having imaginary affairs

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>Never heard the phrase "shit, shower, shave"

I thought It was a joke/overused meme of this board.

>Isn't SFManski still part of Studio FOW?

Yeah but all the work he does for them is straight stuff. They let him do that one gay video with Chris Redfield for them but that was it.

>implying any of the people defending being nude 24/7 has ever heard of the word "shower"

>"""early access"""

So little homo stuff is criminal.

>over at friend's place
>have to shit
>shout through bathroom door
>"hey john uh... don't come in here but, is it okay if I take a shower?"
>"what the fuck? no it isn't, get out of there you freak"
>"no really I... I'll shower now, I have to"
>john kicks the door down to find you squatting in the shower washing your shit smeared ass
>"DUDE GET OUT, FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK"
>you run out of his house dripping wet with a brown ass

It is overplayed somewhat, but it's still a very big issue. The biggest example being Sony who moved their Playstation headquarters to California, and right after that they started censoring anything mildly lewd, even in 3rd party games or M-rated games

based Asuka

>>"hey john uh... don't come in here but, is it okay if I take a shower?"
>>"what the fuck? no it isn't, get out of there you freak"
Sounds like a pity friend m8. He never liked you to begin with.

>California.

Silicon Valley isn't the whole state of California. There are 40 million people in California and the majority of them either like tits as much as the next guy or don't give a shit.

Are you writing fanfiction of some user?
This thread is going places.

>implying I don't enjoy the pain that my master bacon lovingly inflicts on me

Sex negative feminism. But heathen leftism is as bad as non heathen leftism.

>taking showers is weird
maybe in stinkyville

Very nice for a pic of a gas station sign

It is a meme. California is the size of Japan, complaining about San Francisco/Silicon Valley is like complaining about Tokyo or Osaka

It's pretty fucking weird to be over at some colleague's place for a get-together and suddenly take a shower at his place, yes.

Not that you would know, bubble autist

The funny thing is that Nintendo got kinda relaxed with suggesstive stuff.

No it's fucking not dude. If you're already shitting at a "colleague's" house then asking to take a quick shower shouldn't be a big deal. No one just goes to an acquaintance's house and blows up the bathroom. Should be shitting once a day at a regular time anyway you fucking retard.

I wank and shit in the nude.

California as a whole is quite conservative. People focus too much on San Francisco.

>ooh damn she lookin goo-
>WHAT THE FUCK TURN BACK TURN BACK

>censor flares by Snoy
ok I’m dead kek

She has certain charm.

still would

Sad thing is I've literally done this so many times that I'm pro at not getting detected.

I have the hairiest asshole known to man. I've never once been able to take a clean shit in my life. Its either I have to use wipes or take a shower because if I just use toilet paper, I'm going to be wiping my asshole for 45 mins till its bleeding and it still won't even be clean.

The trick is not to take a shower. Its to either:

A. turn on the bathtub faucet just gently enough that it can't be heard outside the bathroom and scrub your asshole with the water

or

B. stick your ass in the sink and scrub your asshole with the water.

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Top tier spider-waifu

>buying a porn game on steam
That way all your steam friends know when you are jerking off

>user is out on a date his mother arranged for him, worried her son might still be a virgin at 40
>girl is clearly uncomfortable but tries to endure the evening while he constantly applies hand sanitizer before grabbing each new chicken wing
>he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom, realizes he has to take a shit
>a few mins later emerges from the men's restroom butt-naked and walks into the kitchen, grabbing one of the pull-out faucets and starts taking a shower
>chefs and apprentices scream in terror and run out of the kitchen
>girl joins them in evacuating the building
>police arrive and arrest bubble autist user

>manchester
Oi guvna, do you have the loicense for this.

That is normal though, you are low IQ and mentally Ill, see a specialist.

>I have the hairiest asshole known to man.
Fuck the pain is real. Never feel comfortable shitting in public places because the dry ass stiff paper never makes me feel clean at all.

>sluts acting like sluts

>Woooooooow what the fuck????

go get a real girlfriend you pathetic fucks, fantasy land is for being able to fuck sluts with no consequences.

>That is normal though
Nope

Why is your ass sweaty when you are at home?
>come home from work
>take a shower
>stay nude or maybe in underwear only, be comfy around house
>sleep naked

Anything else is idiocy

>not having a second account for all your porn games

Alternatively

>not jerking off with your steam friends

>thread about an interesting porn game with various fetishes devolves into a debate about why should/shouldn't take a shower after you take a shit
Never change Yea Forums, never change

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>any time any girl has sex with anyone or anything else, you're getting cucked

imagine living your life like this

>user is out on a date his mother arranged for him, worried her son might still be a virgin at 40
>arrives naked because that's most comfortable for him
>girl screams and calls authorities
>police arrives and arrest nudist user

Wow I can play the shitposting game too.

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It's okay to take a shower after a shit. But the moment you become obsessed with poo atoms and have to take a shower after every single shit you become some autistic weirdo Sheldon.

>hey bro mind if i shit and shower after?
>"wtf why shower?"
>dude we're gonna be doing LAN all night, i dont want swamp ass
>"whatever fag, dont leave shit in my shower"

shit friends m8

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Except yours makes no sense and mine does.
I never said I walk around naked in public. I just take my clothes off at home.

/r9k/ was a mistake

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Not really, aslong as you shower so you dont leave shit stains everywhere

My mom used to be naked all the time while i lived with them

>Why is your ass sweaty when you are at home?
Ever live in a place with shitty A/C and crappy humid summers? I mean it's pretty common to be sweaty in large portions of the world during HOT SEASONS. Even worse when combined with a smaller apartment and gas powered dryer and oven. Try drying clothes and cooking dinner at the same time when both are in the kitchen and running at the same time without sweating or getting damp in some places.

Probably think your shit doesn't stink either.

There are more people in cities. And even if blacks and hispanics disapprove of gays they'll back any left leaning policy anyway.

It's a given that faggots who don't rinse their assholes after taking a shit are subhuman neanderthals

And I never said I take a shower after going to the public restroom in public. I just take a shower at home.

Show me word for word the post that mentioned even 1% of the bullshit you pulled out of your ass.

What do you do out on a camping trip?

>he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom, realizes he has to take a shit
Hmm sounds like a shitty diet user. Quit being an irregular retard.

>he's cool with sharing his sluts (aka his property) as long as they are not real
Are you admitting that you're a cuckold?

>My mom used to be naked all the time while i lived with them

Like I fucking said. Not normal.

Did you know that when you walk around public there are lots of poo atoms flying into your face everywhere?
You can't avoid them user. It's safer inside of a hermetically sealed plastic bubble for you. Quick!

women wanting to be nude in their own home is the most normal shit

It's a given people are gonna stink to high heaven on camping trips unless there is a river/stream nearby to wash up a little. If they're there long enough you just get used to each others' stink. This is a well known fact. Quit being ignorant just for the sake of being ignorant.

Nice projection fag. He just said that sluts are always gonna slut it up. Doesn't make you a cuck if you get cheated on, nigger

I've had an issue with my ass being itchy and having some shit residue when I'm at work. Holy fuck I think I know why now.

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thats hot
i used to fantasize about my mom walking around naked, giving me an awkward boner which she would notice and i think you see where this is going

If you can't get your arse clean in a few wipes and one wet wipe then something is wrong with your body and/or digestions.

taking a shower is really easy if you're already naked also you don't need to wash your hair each time so you dry really fast when you just wash your bottom half just use a towel real quick it's 10x better than using TP anyways since you clean everything off

Do you have a hairy ass? That only makes it worse. Once you get into a nice regimen you'll never feel unclean again since your daily shits will be tied to your daily shower time.

After reading every post in this thread, my question is: what's the issue here?

yeah the amount of hair on my asshole is a serious fucking problem

>he thinks showering removes every last fecal particle
heh...

Can't you consult with a dermathologist?

It removes a hell of a lot more than just dry paper. No arguing with that.

There is none, it's just retards throwing a tantrum because a fictional women is having sex with a monster and they think it's cuckholding for some fucking reason

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L O L
O
L

Shave your asshole troglodyte.

>he still persists with the "they're sluts" excuse
>not enslaving them all for your own
>along all of that he actually believes that he isn't a cuck

That shower autist sounds like he's never owned a pet in his life
He'd freak out if he had to live with a dog or cat knowing what they do

meant for

dont you barbars have bidet

How?

I live with a dog and 3 cats what the fuck are the animals supposed to do? if you're naked then the animals don't give a shit

how do i do that without it itching like a bitch

if the game is decent

With a razor, duh.

You're right user, we should all lick our assholes instead of showering.

>communism is when you have taxes

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So you are autistic about poo atoms on your butt if you don't shower for 30 mins after every poo but live with a dog and 3 cats?

M8
You're literally breathing in entire poo particles right now. With every breath.

Do you actually know what cuckholding is or are you just spouting the latest meme buzzwords from r*ddit?

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what if this game turns out to be good?

we might have altered the timeline to a time where porn games with actual gameplay become popular

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And here I thought I had to pull them out individually with a tweezer.

Is it better to shave or wax asshole hairs?

If you don't go naked at home you don't know the meaning of true comfy and freedom.

Only newfags can't see the appeal of monster sex. They will switch sides with enough time.

keep shaving so it will never itch

>not maintaining multiple wives just like Allah and his Holy Prophet Muhammad intended

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Are you expecting them to know what Socialism really is? All their knowledge comes from Pewdiepie, memes and clckbait videos.

>Still no response

Nude fags BTFO

Literally no one in america has fucking bidets in there house.

I have this attached to the toilet in my room though. It replaces the need for me to take a shower or wipes, plus i just spray away any shit stains in have in my toilet so it keeps it extra clean.

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>Playing sex games

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i just despise sitting naked on my couch/chairs

>that pic

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oh no I don't give a shit about that I guess I'm not autistic shower guy but I do spend time naked and just wash after poos cause why not I wish I owned a bidet that would be cool

Based

So go underwear only then. That's acceptable too.
But anything more is bad. Either nude or underwear only.

too much work

maybe if i actually start caring about getting laid

>A stunning femme fatale engages in passionate consensual sex with a human male whilst her giant knockers bounce sensually up and down in front of the camera
this sounds quite tasteful

*tips*

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>americans won't clean their assholes with soap and water after taking a shit, or shave themso they don't look disgusting
>but will happily cut their children's dicks for "hygiene" and "aesthetics"

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>Isn't California conservative?

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I enjoy the smell of my nutsack
It has a really distinct nutsack smell.

Just saying. Anyone else?

You easily relate to the ugly fuck, fatso.

It's hairy right on the asshole.
I'm not saying I go around smelling like shit, I've tried to wipe very well but it's just persisted for years and makes me very uncomfortable. Not to mention my taint and balls also get itchy.

I wonder (((why))) that is

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this actually looks really good wtf and what a coincidence I'm watching TOS right now

Same. I wonder if those are the pheromones that make girls crazy cock slaves.

So how do I shop for bidets in America? What should I look for?

you shave your ass?

literally approach howard hughes level