Are you fucked?!
Are you fucked?!
Leo Richardson
Christopher Young
>the golf ball from golf with friends
I just gotta dodge it for 12 strokes
Justin Martinez
>city from Cities Skyline
uym?
Michael Hall
>Agent 47
ha...
Christopher Perez
>dante
fuck
Evan Reyes
I think Yuri Lowell could probably get me. Especially mine (which is high level)
Chase Morgan
>Yukidoh Satoru
Like he's ever getting out of the loop
Christopher Bell
>Adam Jensen
Fuck.
Brody Martin
>Trigger
My ass is grass.
Jonathan Williams
lol just get a huge electro magnet above your door
Alexander Jenkins
Fortnig banana?
Levi Stewart
I think most vidya main characters could hunt down and kill your average user.
But yeah, I'm right fucked if Dante is trying to kill me.
Christian Hughes
say your prayers.
Julian Harris
At least I can outrun her ;-;
Luis Evans
>Blaze
>in an F-18
Welp, I'm dead.
Robert Robinson
>Level 200 DS3 character with FUGS
Kevin Peterson
>Club penguin (if you count it)
Not much
>Hero and General (if you don’t count Club Penguin)
A lot
Jacob Reed
>Z piece from Tetris
I mean once it's on the ground long enough I'm good.
Jordan Nguyen
I was playing FF5, but only got a few minutes past the point where you unlock the first set of jobs. So pretty good odds as long as I can get a gun
Jason Myers
Honkers is chasing me in her swimsuit. I think I run to her instead of away
Connor Ortiz
Dante => totally fucked
Andrew Flores
>Dante
words cannot describe how fucked i am
Bentley Ward
>minecraft steve
NOOO
NOT THE WINDOW NOOO
NOOO STOP THAT’S MY COMPUTER
MY DOG NOOO
AAAA
Jonathan Martinez
>my soulrend trickster on PoE
dat nigga doesn't even need to chase me.
Jeremiah Evans
>the girl from va11 ha11a
I think I'll be fine.
Angel Gray
Who is the Main character of Europa Universalis 4?
Parker Ross
>El Presidente
Im ok, he is usually too busy trying to win those damn rigged elections
Juan Lewis
>Kirby
Okay i'll just spend my life savings on cake for him.
Xavier Lopez
I'm scared bros...
Alexander Smith
>Kazuma Kiryu
Jaxson Foster
>Agent 8
I think I'm good
Mason Cooper
>low level Joker
It's not the shadow realm or whatever so he's just a high schooler, I should be fine.
Mason Williams
I don't think so
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Dante, The Legendary Devil Hunter
Might as well fucking kill myself.
Jaxson Cooper
A Terrorist or Counter Terrorist.
I am pretty sure I have a chance in those gunfights.
Ian Richardson
I think i'm fucked
James Sullivan
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Josiah Watson
I don't know what the hell I did to become his target. Is he gonna try and kill me or fuck me?
Sebastian Walker
>Claude from GTA3
Guess so、could just hide inside an unenterable building tho
Parker Thomas
She's the most powerful DOA fighter though
Grayson Stewart
CAN'T HUNT ME DOWN IF YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KAEDE
James Johnson
>RED from Pokemon Red
I'll be fine.
I have no pogeymans so he can't battle me.
Easton Walker
>XIV character
Yeah pretty fucked.
Ayden Hughes
I was playing Super Robot Wars, so I believe in the courage of whoever is hunting me down to not kill me.
Ethan Price
Probably will fuck you, he looks like he enjoys the taste of semen almost as much as he does onions. Why were you "playing" this though?
Lincoln Bennett
>Morgan Yu
There's not much I can do besides tossing out everything that isn't bolted to the floor and hoping that he isnt carrying a recycler charge.
Kayden Martinez
>Luna Aigis
Pros: I can definitely fend off a 15 year old girl
Cons: I probably can't fend off a 15 year old girl with psychic powers and a shield thats almost as big as she is.
Brandon Reyes
>Big Boss
At least I'll never see it coming.
Carter Kelly
>ebf5
>5 main characters
oh FUCK
Lincoln Mitchell
>Luck Mode Alucard
So all I have to do is poke him? I survive and he gets to keep his starting gear.
Bentley Perez
to say that im fucked would be an understatement
Nicholas Johnson
Whose the main character of Total War Warhammer 2?
Owen Lopez
Pretty fucked
Charles Cook
>Wolf from Super Smash
I'm ready
Asher Rogers
>Big Boss
It was nice knowing you all.
Colton Walker
>Doomguy
completely fucked
Ethan Reyes
Frank West.
Eh...Not really. I can just shoot him.
Landon Ramirez
rats
Brayden Brooks
>The I tetrimino is hunting me down
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zachary Walker
>Talion
Nathaniel Myers
tee hee, silly! that would be skull kid from the legend of zelda franchise! get your facts straight before i rip off your dick and eat it as i force you to watch!
Owen Wilson
>Nina from 20XX
All I gotta do it stand on the ice and I'm fine.
Easton Davis
i'm not a cute girl so i'm dead
Jordan Collins
Use a gun and make sure you are at least 10 feet away from him
Jack Price
Black female soldier from bf5.
Im fine, shes died fighting the nazis.
Evan Cooper
>Kardinal Lucius from Anno 1404
So like 2 billion people want me dead for heresy. Super.
Jayden Hall
There's nowhere I can hide.
Caleb Foster
>Doomslayer
uh
Ryan Morgan
I DONT LIKE THIS GAME
William Lewis
Still upset about this
Connor Brown
>Jason Frudnick from BMZ
Unless he's not using the tank and only using the level 0 peashooter, completely fucked.
Landon Sullivan
>mfw
i'll pat her on the head and punt the bitch into next year with the force of one thousand suns. or, we will chat over some tea. it could go either way but if that fishing rod comes out i better prep for anal
Aaron Walker
>Lea from CrossCode
I will be fine
By the way, i just got to the Sapphire area, how close to the ending i am?
Connor Lopez
Sekiro... For fucks sake he literally can't die.
Kayden Barnes
>engineer from RoR2
i might have a chance of surviving if he doesn't have any items, otherwise i am fucked.
Juan Cruz
not a furry but i wouldnt mind being beat up by isabelle while being called a bad doggy desu
i mean wouldnt that be funny haha
Nathaniel Martin
FUCK
Connor Cox
If you have a gun and a decent amount of distance, I think you have a chance here. Just watch out for his flare gun if he has one.
Henry Lewis
Eve Online is a good game if you are over 90IQ
Jose Mitchell
>n-no! isabelle please! stop licking me! not there!
why live?
Chase Howard
not a furry but I'd sure like to fuck that dog
Eli Wright
thanks chiaki
Elijah Ortiz
how do you stop the power rangers
William Jackson
>Isabelle finally corners you
>"You've been a b-bad doggy, h-haven't you?"
>Isabelle kicks your legs
>her little paws feel like small pillows and don't really do anything
>you willingly fall down just to make her happy
>"P-pathetic, haha... "
Oliver Russell
What's that screaming I hear outside my wi-
Bentley Green
Maybe she'll kill me by sitting on my face
Mason Myers
that's hot
Joseph Williams
-ndows 7 desktop? Oh yeah, I forgot to turn of RPCS3. No wonder my fan is acting like crazy.
Alexander Cooper
>ROB
well the irl accessory is pretty small so I could probably just whack it with a baseball bat or something to unfuck myself
Adam Russell
At least Id die instantly
Ayden Butler
>The Kingdom of Portugal is after me
Xavier Sanders
>Marathon Durandal's officer
Well I'm fucked
Levi Powell
>the fucking ETS driver
Jose Morris
>A2
Fuck you, I'm human, there's nothing you can do to me and even if you can, how's that glory to mankind treating you now, being able to order you, can I ask for some reverse rape when I least expect it?
Juan Ramirez
For days straight, you hear a subtle breathing sound from a mask. At night and at day, no matter where you look, you can't find it, and it follows you. You can't sleep, can't do anything, and no one else knows why a little sound is such a big deal. In a few days, by the time the mental and physical exhaustion get to you, it will know. The end will be swift but unmerciful.
Carson Ward
>Jiren
Fuck
Xavier Mitchell
he is a pretty badass dude , shit
William Campbell
Cutesy Yoshi is chasing me. Oh noes
Charles Hill
yeah but what if it's the life-sized, laser-shooting, gyro-comboing, nair-spamming smash iteration?
Nicholas Butler
>Emily Kaldwin
fine if it's low chaos, absolutely fucked if high chaos
Hunter Long
>Garry's mod
Fuck me
Jackson Perry
I might be able to reason with him.
Thomas Lopez
well I'll just get side-b'd into oblivion then
Isaac Morales
>FEH
Trust nobody, not even your self insert.
Jeremiah Martin
>Rance
Not sure if I'd be glad or terrified that I'm not a femanon
Jonathan Reed
Dude, there is no stopping Dante
I'd be so fucked
Mason Williams
>William from Nioh
I'm probably fucked, but I think he might be a little confused when it comes to finding me. I don't think he'll take appearing in the future very well
Nicholas Jenkins
He's covered wars user, you're fucked.
Thomas Baker
> the Artificer from risk of rain 2
Not the best odds
Jonathan Butler
WHO THE FUCK PUT A BOUNTY ON ME
David Ross
Alright I'll see you guys on the other side now.
Jason Jenkins
>The gentleman from Monaco
I don't think I'm the only one getting fucked here.
Austin Bennett
my character from grim dawn
shit, nigga's got like 5 summons and a slowing aura, I'm fucked
Liam Bell
Kate Walker from Syberia.
I think I'm fine.
Luis Hill
he can't escape the zone so it's okay
Levi Gray
>Majima Goro
OH NONONONO Yea ForumsROS HELP ME OUT
Jordan Martinez
>Kazuma Kiryu
Well, at least i'll survive, because KIRYU KAZUMA HAS NEVER KILLED ANYONE
Jaxon Mitchell
I last played Smash Ultimate, which doesn't really have a main character unless you count Kirby in WoL, in which case I guess I'm fucked.
Noah Flores
>sekiro
hold me bros, i dont wanna get impaled by a katana
Jayden Phillips
>implying isabelle is the main character of anything
Typical NL zoomer
Blake Davis
it's survival of the fittest then eat or be eaten motherfucker see you on the next cycle
Nicholas Martin
>Darklit Planets set
Well, fuck.
Ethan Anderson
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME
Chase Jenkins
I'd let her crush me with [K] HEAVY if that makes her feel better
Jeremiah Martin
>level 52 Gaige
Yeah I'm completely fucked. She doesn't even need to shoot directly at me
Parker Roberts
>xcom2 commander
If he has access to the avenger and can deploy my op as fuck squad then I am for sure fucked beyond comprehension
Jack Powell
idk.
Jack Ortiz
>my MMO character
Im dead.
Gavin Cox
>bouncingbutt.gif
John Reed
Mehmed II
Eli Robinson
>Skyrim
Oh no what ever will I do?
Adrian James
>Spyro the dragon from Spyro 2 with only the underwater swimming upgrade
It'd be like killing a fire breathing opossum
Jacob Martin
>Sora
I would be fucked 9 ways to Sunday if he actually wanted to hurt me but if I just smile and say hello he'd make me a friend.
Aaron Clark
Is there even a main character in Siege?
Carson Bell
>the kobold I made in skyrim
r.i.p. my dick.
Adam Gonzalez
Landon Rogers
Does Kirby count as the main character of Smash Ultimate?
Isaac Lopez
Bayonetta. I honestly don't mind if she catches me.
Grayson Rivera
>Sora from KH
The fuck is that twink gonna do? I'll fuck his bussy real good.
Jordan Robinson
the roblox guy
Wyatt Morris
>Baba from Baba is You
>Baba is Melt
>Me is Hot
Checkmate motherfucker
Dylan Young
I can handle Venom Snake
You did good by trusting him, user
Jaxson Sanders
who did you play as
Oliver Cook
DMC5
God i hope Nero hunts me down and fucks me real good
Charles Martin
He'll unlock your ass
Elijah Rogers
>max guns, max celerity toreador kindred
oh I'm fucked
at least there's a good chance I won't even know that I've been killed
Justin Reyes
Nigga say goodbye to walkinng again
Bentley Miller
>that el goblino from subnautica
eh, could be worse
Carson Barnes
Dark eldar from soulstorm
Fuck im so dead atleast my degeneracy will impress them
Carson King
This time, my keyblade will unlock his keyhole.
Luke Wilson
>zed from league of legends
It's over
Jack Carter
Bayek of siwa, yes he is a single minded fellow, I'm dead.
Jonathan Jones
Kill yourself, its better than majima will do to you summer child
Jaxon Cook
should i be worried?
Camden Turner
>Donkey Kong
>At Jungle Beat power levels
I'm dead the moment he gets a hang of the controls.
Dylan Adams
>literal god hunting me
Fuck me
Blake Brown
your petty gun can't handle magic, user
Henry Rodriguez
>the whole party from Drakensang: the dark eye
Shit
Not if you have qt sis.
Sebastian Sullivan
>Isaac from the Binding of Isaac
i'm not the most athletic fuck but I could probably punt a small child
David Hall
Depends on if he trys to abuse iframes, if he does that you will win
Parker Sanchez
That depends are u asian?
Aaron Myers
Far cry new dawn. Guess it's over for me.
Julian Evans
I don’t know if there’s anyway of being more fucked
Jaxon Morris
Random Vampire Brujah
Enjoy getting staked and burned, bitch, too bad you don't have fortitude.
Charles Roberts
X and Zero.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Jose Hill
Marie Rose will kill millions as usual
Mason Garcia
>Dickhead VC or GI from RS2
Couldn't be that bad. But it would be disastrous if it was just me in autist mode.
Andrew Fisher
>Joe from Viewtiful Joe
At least he'll stop to speak with me before attacking, so maybe I can convince him not to attack.
Jacob Mitchell
>Finds you
>Sends a guy from the army just to shoot you
Cooper Price
-deltarune
Classic fools luck that I have there
William Robinson
>engineer from Factorio
I'll be dead in about 50 hours
Jayden Davis
Would the “main character” of borderlands 2 just be whoever you picked to play as? Because if Zer0 is after me I’m fucked
Easton Flores
>*fires homing poison brimstone laser*
your survival is really dependent on luck
Ian Scott
Honk Honk.
Colton Carter
If Donald and Goofy are with him you're fucked.
Owen Long
>a woomy
Spray her with water. Ez win
Charles Stewart
a army of undead pirates
>im dead
Ethan Anderson
Yeah kratos will rape me to death
Nicholas Cook
>fucking E.Y.E.
I could try and reason with him.
Isaac Reyes
>it's just the pretender to the Portuguese throne
Easton Lewis
>paragon broshep
He won't kill me, r-right?
Brayden Johnson
>Ghost Recon Wildlands
uh oh
Ayden Allen
I'd be more afraid of the Ironclad
Jayden Flores
>American Truck Simulator
Jose Sanchez
Not very fucked. The last game I played was Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
Venom Snake seems like a reasonable guy who doesn't kill people unless it's really necessary.
If we only go by the cutscenes, I cannot remember a single time (except Shining Lights Even In Death) where he kills people. Not even Huey or Skullface.
Camden Lewis
>Augustus Caesar of Civ 5
How fucked am I?
Nathaniel Parker
Adam Jensen.
He never actually found any of the illuminati, right..?
Thomas Sanders
I am not sure if I am screwed or not.
Jordan Peterson
I'm fine with being possessed but lease don't donate my money to Lulu
Elijah Mitchell
got lucky this time
Dominic Roberts
No he dies in two hits and deals barely any dmg
Logan Martinez
>Yoshi
Ha ha?
William Anderson
lmao me too but nah hes gonna fucking destroy us
Bentley Parker
Just got platinum in the Rondo+SOTN collection. How fucked am I?
Jeremiah Bell
PUT A GRENADE UP THEIR SHOPPAS
Lincoln Murphy
>Sonic Adventure 2, Hero story
So am I being hunted by all three, or just the last one I played as?
Regardless I'm pretty sure I'm fucked.
Alexander Richardson
Adrian Jones
>Just beat Shantae and the Pirate's Curse last night
I don't know if should be scared or aroused? pls send help guyss she knocking on my door!
Ethan Torres
Mid-game jack from Bioshock
Austin Mitchell
>Dante
I'm not the only one in here that can is hunted by him, however I can make pizzas
Well unless you're dead as well he can't really hurt you
Joshua Morris
>CJ
time to bend over and kiss my ass goodbye.
Hunter Butler
>that can is hunted by him
The fuck did I just write, I meant to say that I'm not the only one being hunted down by him
Jaxon Allen
no and not a female either
Nathan Clark
well im fucked
Cameron Rivera
Pretty goddamn fucked and I've been going non-lethal so I'm probably gonna get stuck with some fate worse than death
I'll gladly help you out while I wait for Corvo to run whatever errands he has to do to bring about my horrible doom
Nathan Rivera
>little bug trying to stab me with tiny, tiny nail
>turns into a fucking VOID GOD and deletes me from existence or feeds me to the VOID
Hilariously safe for a while and then I'm fucked.
Justin Lopez
Sekiro
he's shit, he'll need 100 tries to kill me
Charles Walker
at least you wont die
Anthony Martinez
Yuri Lowell.
It's ok, he wouldn't kill me if I'm innocent.
Christopher Brooks
I mean caustic is after me, but his dumb ass is gunna have to find some weapons first.
Adrian Thompson
>Link from Ocarina of Time
Bury me with my weebshit
Josiah Cox
So you got those 3 bucks after all to buy minecraft ? Good for your
Julian Rivera
Warrior of Light is an unstoppable god beast.
But I'll probably be fine. In a fair fight, WoL would utterly destroy me, but in most instances he's pretty incompetent. More than likely, I'd get away scott free. In the worst case, he'd catch up to me and one of his allies would give me a stern talking to before letting me go on my way.
Jayden Russell
>"I'm sorry Mr. user Anonymous, your sons legs are shattered beyond recognition, so are his arms. His teeth are lodged somewhere in his stomach, and he'll need major surgery if he wants to breathe on his own again."
"Whatever it takes doc."
>"You should probably let me finish. He's also suffered massive head trauma and it is very unlikely that he'll wake up again. And even if he does he won't be the same, he's suffered far too much brain damage."
"At least he didn't die."
Nolan Morris
Bullshit. Kiryu may shatter bones and liquefy internal organs, but he also has a healing field around him that makes it so everyone he beats up just has slight bruises afterwards.
Ethan Gonzalez
>Escape from Tarkov
Oh, no problem, just have to FUCKING ambush him with a FUCKING automatic FUCKING pistol the second he looks away from me FUCK.
Aiden Turner
>Baba is You
What feats does Baba have?
Luis Mitchell
Well shit
Ian Cook
>kiryu is actually like the pyro
>everyone seems fine after he's done
>everyone else is too scared to bring up the graveyards of bodies he's leaving behind
Ethan Collins
>Batman
Henry Wood
>water
user please, there's only one way to defeat them for good.
Jayden Stewart
>Chocobo Black Mage
I'm fucked.
Asher Wood
>air raider from EDF 5
Lucas Gomez
Reality manipulation
Huge Cock
James Thomas
Just put on some John Cage-type music and she won't be able to do shit.
John Murphy
>subnautica
He’s a resourceful motherfucker but I can’t hear him behind my landlocked state. The chapped lips alone would probably kill him
Josiah Allen
>Sekiro
FUCK
Adrian Diaz
>user is you
>go commit several serious crimes
>baba is you
>walk away as police arrest user
That's the tamest thing I could think of. Baba's abilities are actually pretty fucking terrifying.
Henry Fisher
Rebecca Chambers Resident Evil zero
There is also the other guy (shit I forgot his name)
If it's just rebecca, well it could be worser...
also, what kind of fucked are you talking about?
Logan Harris
>Panacota Fugo
Blake Barnes
The other guy (Billy) was in military. He would rape your ass!
Henry Cox
I am beyond fucked & will be turned from Valhalla's gates for not dying with honor
Colton Gutierrez
>Sekiro
well, fuck.
Hudson Miller
Hmm I wonder what the last three games I played where and if I could stand a chance
>Sekiro
Nope not a hope but still human
>URF Aurelion Sol
By sheer size alone I'm dead nevermind the stars hurling towards me
>Torchlight 2 mage
Just shoot him lmao
Jayden Ramirez
>Dante
Maybe if I order a ton of pizzas for him he won't kill me
Tyler Russell
BC it's a trashy fmv game. It has it's moments.
Anthony James
>All these people saying Dante
Isn't Nero the main character of DMCV, or have you all been playing 1-3?
Either way, Nero I can handle. He's dead weight.
Camden Hernandez
>Hollow Knight
A lot of it depends on how big the bugs actually are. Though, even if they are small, Void Magic can't be pleasant.
Jackson Nguyen
I'm fucked, it's Karl Fairburne from the Sniper Elite series.
Caleb Allen
DMC5 has three main playable characters, you retard.
Jaxson Young
>sekiro
yeah i'm proper fucked. my only chance is to kidnap the divine heir and inject myself with his blood so that the two of us are trapped in a resurrection stalemate
Cameron Nguyen
> Dante
Well, I'm fucked, but hopefully he could style before I completely die.
Carter Morris
>Gum from Jet Set Radio
Please do catch me
Christopher Flores
>SCREEEEEEEhuff huff huff huff huff huff HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
Oliver Gomez
>dante
I guess I'm screwed
Ayden White
Very based my friend
Isaiah Smith
>engineer from factorio
i'm dead
Matthew Bailey
I know that, that's why I said just Rebecca (and cause I controlled her, when I died)
Either way, maybe I can convince him to gangrape Rebecca with me
Jonathan Kelly
Doomguy. I'm absolutely fucked.
Christopher Bell
>Persona 3 protag
Uh... It depends. Would it be him from the start of the game, or the end of the game? Because if its the start I'd be fucked because I wouldn't stand a chance against a Persona, but if its the end, then I'm good because he literally dies, so he can't hunt me down anyways.
Jonathan Wilson
parry him with your forearm until he quits
Jacob Gomez
>some random dude driving one of these
As long as I don't go outside I'm fine
Lucas Wright
>Lucas
If he's high on shrooms, I'm done
William Jones
Well, if eldritch horrors cant stop Samus. What chance do I have?
Cooper Moore
>Joker with Satanael
It was a good run.
Angel Brown
>I don't know if should be scared or aroused?
That depends on how you like whips.
Jordan Moore
Who is the main character of Splatoon? A random Squid Kid? I guess I'll end up rather messy....
Colton Phillips
>Diablo 2
Not leaving town any time soon, so I should be fine.
Austin Diaz
>Kiryu
That's okay.
Just ask if you can compensate any other way and that you're REALLY NOT INTO FIGHTING.
Talking should work. Maybe you end up not biting dust.
He's a reasonable and pure-hearted guy and likes some weird fucking extra minigame like Cardgames, fishing or something.
That might even be the reason he's hunting you.
Andrew Martinez
>Nero
Well if I'm luck I'll just break my neck with a wrestling move.
Jayden Lopez
Tetris Block .
???
Nicholas Perez
>play stellars
>as a genocidal interstellar hivemind
I'm fucked, and so is our entire planet
Sebastian Lopez
WAHOO
I'M THE BEST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Assuming he's in a kart, I'm probably fucked
Benjamin Robinson
>Lord Warden
Poor guy is a man out of time.
Aiden White
>my assistant from ss13
Yeah i'm probably fine, I spent most of my round in medbay and became retarded from reading a book.
Eli Baker
Not sure what to expect :^)
Grayson Richardson
>sonic and tails with all 7 chaos emeralds
fuck
Brayden Rivera
>mercenary from ror2
very likely
Jonathan Rogers
Her name is literally the Huntress.
Bros, when you wake up, find me
Angel Phillips
>Yakuza Kiwami
Ryan Hill
FFFFFFUUUUUUUCK!
I dead I'm fucking dead
Zachary Walker
>sekiro
well im fucked, except if a shitter from Yea Forums is controlling him, in that case it's easy, kek.