Extremely short

>extremely short
>no dungeons, only 2/3 platforming sections and the boss fight
>half the transformations are gimmicks or only used 2/3 times
>useless transformation powerups
>story is basically non-existent and irrelevant
>main hub is tiny and nothing is connected
>heavily downgraded movement options/game mechanics
>less content/collectibles
>hilariously easy to break with the powerups

This game was "ok" but god it's such a massive letdown and downgrade from Pirate's Curse
It's so... barebones and simplistic.
This is like playing Risky's Revenge all over again. A downgrade from the previous game but with nicer visuals, I guess.

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I want to suck Shantae's penis

As a Shantae fan, I will admit that the game feels rushed out to meet expectations from fans (as most games do). If it wasn't a kickstarter project, we could've gotten more content (aside the DLC).

DLC is junk too, it's basically all "play the game again but with an alt costume"
It's like they put all the money into the visuals and presentation of the game and forgot to actually spend time on game and level design.

Shantae is a mediocre series that relies on sex appeal and is basically a western Senran Kagura, except even more pathetic because the fans will tell you the games are actually good.

Which is why I hope they don't use kickstarter
for their games anymore.

>alt costume

I was disappointed that it was just running through the levels again, but I did like a couple of the other modes. Ninja, MSF and Risky mode were pretty fun.

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But I wanna FUCK Shantae tho

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we need to run more girls through the mermaid factory

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Shantae looked too loli in HGH. She was perfect in PC

I didn't like the chibi artstyle of hers in HGH.

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They didn't really chibi her, it's more like they've slowly started turning Shantae into a caricature of herself.

We all do.

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Really though, how the fuck do you go from this to that?

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2/3 means two thirds you fucking moron. Stop doing that shit. Just use a hyphen.

Yeah it was kind of disappointing, especially after playing pirate's curse. Hopefully they do better this time

they basically said, ok guys Pirates curse was a hit, so lets throw it all away and make some mediocre crap.

I liked the extra modes so I'm happy.

The game also has a fuckton of backtracking, and while I'm fine with stuff like coming back later with a new powerup to reach a previously unreachable spot, the game is pumped to the brim with this shit.
Like how the bat sonar is useful in one single fucking room in the entire game. It really had a ton of pointless padding like this to inflate a bit the game's mediocre length.

I want to ____ Shantae and _____ her _____.

cosplay as
wear
panties

>implying Shantae wears panties

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I was very disappointed to learn that the levels weren't remixed or anything. Made it a slog to run through. There should have at least been a new level for each mode.

bend over
fuck
senseless

yeah, she wears a red g-string

Not red, but otherwise right on the mark.

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okay, I'll fix my cosplay to be better

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You better show it off for us.

>Just use a hyphen.
2-3 means nothing you fucking moron. Stop doing that shit. Just use an en dash.

support
buy
games

I'm planning to move out soon and I'm going to start trying to get a more feminine body.

I also thought this game was kind of nda ass.

It was Kickstarter game, also i have the feeling that they wanted newbies to get introduced to the franchise, also they focused more on graphics than anything else.

tie down
tickle
belly button

t. going to florida for illegal street needles

huh?

It was more a soft reboot of the franchise than anything.
It doesn't even follow up on anything from Pirate's Curse.

date
fuck
friends and Risky

Yeah, the story was basically non existent, i just hope that Wayforward made lots of money with 1/2 Hero so they can bring a decent Shantae game with the next entry.

hug
touch
hair

how u even played the games nigger?

Don't use kickstarter to excuse wayforward's mismanagement. The game made twice it's original goal. Any other project could've done a lot more with that money(hollow knight is hand drawn and has much more content despite not even making 100k on kickstarter I think). WF made a kickstarter 100% reliant on stretch goals which I'm pretty sure the website itself tells you to not do.

>introduce new character
>it's irrelevant
Such a huge waste

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I agree, even more so after having just recently finished Pirate's Curse before I bought it. I got a really good deal though and wasn't gonna grumble at getting the Ultimate Day One Edition brand new on Switch for £20.

Harpy best transformation.

Seems like all that dev time went to the art direction.

>Summa Cum Laude
>some cum load
what did they mean by this

Heck hollow knight straight up turned one of their stretch goals into a straight up sequel come on

what part of shantae do i need to rub to make my wishes come true?

The penis part.

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ears

>That animation from Peachypop

Unironically Pirate's Curse looked like it had a bigger budget than HGH considering it was all sprites

Peachypop does animations now? I thought they just traced existing ones.

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>>no dungeons
This was the biggest red flag for this game and one of the reasons why Risky's Revenge was crap.

WayForward?
More like WaifuWard, amirite?

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Is the "complete edition" worth 30 buckos?

No, it's on sale on Switch right now for $20
I don't know how much it cost back when the game launched but it certainly doesn't feel like a game that should cost more than $20

I want Shantae to poop on my chest

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Left is dobson tier anime wannabe shit
Right actually has its own style

t.Yea Forums

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we need Pirate's Curse 2

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Noted. Thanks.

Which smash dlc slot do you think she is?
I'd say she's next with a reveal trailer along a trailer for her new game

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i bet she does big healthy dumps.

no

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torture
pop
eyes

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The difference is "before" here is actually well drawn, while OG Shantae is not.

seriously fuck off falseflagger faggot I'm so fucking tired of you retards trying to ruin our fanbase because you're jealous she actually has support and new games coming
I swear if I ever see any of you irl I'll punch your throat and make you beg for mercy, you're a worthless autist and someone needs to put you in your place

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The fucking dryad dance kills this game. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give you a dance in level fucking 2 that makes you invulnerable to anything as long as you want, plus be able to produce fruits that heal yourself? The entire rest of the game becomes using the dryad whenever an enemy attacks to become invulnerable, then switching back once their attack animation finishes and hit them 1-2 times. Repeat ad infinitum until the enemy dies. It's so tedious.

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what? I never used that shit and the game was still a breeze. There's so much shit that breaks the game

I would say the Friends to the End is the best part of the game. However I do believe that all the Kickstarter stretch goals must have bogged down the standard game.

Stop comparing portrait art to sprite art you retard.

why bother making a decent game when you can do something cheap and quick, add fapbait and make virgins desperate to give you free money?

Rim
Eat
Poop

WF does it, so we can't we?

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wow it's quite literally Amazing

3 is best, and no I don't Shantae is getting in smash, I just like the pic

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>wf made the PC art look worse so people wouldn't notice the very clear downgrade between games

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They did it for the sake of the gameplay. Literally how is anyone supposed to focus on playing when they're too busy jerking off to Shantae's thighs?

The only problem with PC artstyle were the shitty hands but otherwise pretty neat

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user, you don't even see that shit, it's a messy sprite half the time

the absolute state of shantaefags

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no it's not
left one is literally LESBIAN KICK

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I blame the kickstarter, we not only lost out on 2 chapters they had initially planned but the voting on forms and extra content meant that the game wasn't one solid vision from the get go and many things feel shoe-horned in for the sake of it. Hopefully Shantae5 actually got real funding and can be a complete game.

Trap
Tickle
Feet

>tfw want to replay PC after the sour taste HGH left in my mouth but don't want to dish out $20 for it and my 3DS L and R buttons are busted

Can I still pirate the game on Wii U?

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Brekkist and Keppok day yes, yes, and yes.

see WF blatantly mismanaged the kickstarter of HGH, the game's issues came from THEIR mistakes, not kickstarter. Stop blaming kickstarter for WF's incompetence with money management

Are you thinking I am blaming Kickstarter the company and not how they used kickstarter? I am basically saying exactly what that post is saying that the stretch goals lead to an incomplete feeling product, not only that but pledge goals also got to vote on forms and boss designs further leading to a lack of a complete vision for how each form was going to interact with the world.

from how you say it, it sounds like you are blaming the fact that they used a kickstarter, when in reality the faults of the game were from WF's own incompetence, it's not like they were held at gunpoint and were told to do whatever the backers said, they had complete control over the project and chose to make all the mistakes they made.

Isn't that one of those stringy mobs from half-life

I'm thinking about buying Half Genie Hero on Switch seeing as its on sale right now.

Is it worth it?

if you're forgiving and it includes all the dlc

You forgot

>ugly ass flashgame visuals
Give me back my pixels

No.

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Yes

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If you had the opportunity to design her moveset for Smash, how would you go about it? I was thinking

>Neutral A, ftilt, dtilt, utilt, dash attack
hair whip that can rapid fire, heavy kick, crouching hair whip that kinda works like diddy dtilt, and elbow dash for dash attack. Ftilt and Utilt are slow but have high knockback

>B, Side B, Down B, Up B
flintlock pistol, Risky's boots (scimitar charge), Scimitar (jumping down slash), and cannon that shoots 3 times and transitions into Risky's hat on the 3rd jump and acts kind of like Peach's parasol without a hitbox

>fsmash, down smash, usmash
Monkey Bullet, Elephant Stomp, and Nega Shantae's mermaid hop into spin in midair that kind of acts like Sonic's Usmash. When charging any of these smash attacks, Shantae dances their respective dances from Risky's Revenge and morphs into the animals on release.

>Nair, Fair, Bair, Uair, Dair
Victory animation where she jumps in the air and spins horizontally, hair whip, something original, something original, and drill kick that probably acts as a stall and fall

>Final Smash
Giga Mermaid

Get Pirate's Curse instead. If you already have it get Hollow Knight instead of wasting your money on HGH
t. HGH kikestart backer

forgot the uppercut kick as utilt

Well no then it wasn't my intention

Assuming its the same 25% off Steam has, it may be worth it. Its not a terrible game, just disappointing in some aspects. Some of the DLC modes also are really fun.

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I think the specials should utilize her transformations, while her tilts use the PC moves. the smash attacks dancing to charge is fucking great.

>Final Smash
Don't think it should be Giga Mermaid, since she's only in the game for such a short time, but i also don't know what else it could be

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Maybe the lamp dance? She sucks up the other fighters and they have to mash to get out of the lamp before she throws it off the edge.

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>bites blade
>kick it
>her head gets split in 2
this is what you get for being a dumb slut

The problem with transformations is that Shantae dances to turn into them. It's kind of hard to incorporate unless you have a stance system like Shulk or something, but I understand what you mean.

Maybe the lamp dance can act as a tether grab or maybe a down B move like Rosalina's?

There should be more Shantae Spurdos

haha, never mind. I forgot when I hacked my Wii U 2 years ago I actually installed all Shantae games.
Based dead console still useful today

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just stop, she's not getting in

>>extremely short
makes my peepee evolve into peepeelord

I know she's not. I'm not delusional.

But DUDE IT'S GOT WAIFUS

Fucking insane how shantae only has one good game

The original is flawed but good.
RR and HGH are the only stinkers

the original is a good game, it just had to contend with the limits of the gameboy color. Kinda like Metroid 2, but not quite that extreme.

No Shantae game will ever be truly good until the add a navel licking minigame

It has shit stuff like leaps of faith and being way too zoomed in, but it's still an alright game.

>It's like they put all the money into the visuals and presentation of the game and forgot to actually spend time on game and level design.
Sounds like a Wayfoward game

The games are so devoid of quality the only they got going fort them is the porn.

so why does Shantae get a pass with all the fetish stuff that makes it under the radar