Shinobus game is coming along nicely

STOP this, right now!

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I hope there's am option to princess carry her.

But I have gotten laid
2D > 3D

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

but why?

But I have phimosis.

CUTE and FUNNY

You Cannot do this!!!!1

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but why?

Kiki Minaj?

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This game is even better when you add the nude mod

Next uptade will have a kitchen so she can make meals for you.

Yes
C-come, you little fuck!

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is there an option to punch her directly in the mon.

Why would you do that.a

but why?

Just operate that shit. I'm lucky cause got cut at the age of 8 or smth like that. But there is no reason to sit and wait till you can't piss.

what exactly am I looking at here?

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>I'm lucky

Remember when some user married his waifu Shinobu in VR? Well apparently that turned into a game.

>Lucky

The only reason to own a VR headset.

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Wait, you can married Shinobu in VR? Where the fuck have I been?

shes like fucking 10 years old

what is wrong with people?

why are the hands soo creepy looking

I want this.

Do you honestly think anyone on this board is capable of dumbing down their autism to a socially acceptable level long enough to court a normal woman?

>she's a 100+ year old vampire
You know japs came up with a backdoor.

>shes like fucking 10 years old
Wrong

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>can take photographers of a vampire
> a vampire has a shadow
It's shit

The camera is also a vampire

sure she acts 10 and has the body of a 10 year old but shes actually 600 years old so its not pedophilia when i jerk off to it.

dont court normal women then? problem solved

The reason for vampires not being seen in photos and mirrors is because both contained silver. Mirrors for hundreds of years were made of pure silver. Also, cameras used to have silver in it as well. Today's cameras are digital and I'm pretty sure a vampire will show up in an image.

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Exactly.

Correct

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So what you're saying is age is just a meaningless number?

VR is the future.

That statement is 100% factually correct and irrefutable.
On top of that she is not real.

The floating zombie hands ruin it.

still get v& for it in uk.

this basically.
are you a pedo if you have a girlfriend and she looks 16 but she's actually 19? no? you're just looking to stir up drama on an anonymous vampire photography board? yeah?

and that's a good thing

>sixteen
>pedo
AMERICA

if you're attracted to her solely because she looks 16 thats probably an element of it.

That's one ugly neanderthal loli, her face is fuckhuge compared to her small head

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This isn't really how shonobu acts at all though

Relax.

Here's a webm of me giving her head pats.

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can you do a webm of you punching her in the face.

Hang sll pedos. ;)

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But Shinobu is an old hag and talks like one.

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big titted onee san shinobu is way better than pedo bait shinobu

>Hang Shift Left Logical pedos. ;)
huh?

None of you retards actually read/watch Monogatari or at the very least you haven't seen Kizu. Shinobu doesn't act like a kid, outside of her fascination with donuts. Her proper form as Kissshot is also a 6 foot tall woman with the biggest boobs in the series.

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hello Muhammed, how's your 12 year old wife?

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she acts like a 10 year old in this fap bait game.

>truth make.pedophiles SEETHING this hard
lmao, Based!

Don't lie, that's not your webm.

She also has a penis in this game so

She does act childish now and then but I see it more as her being in a child form lets her relax more.

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otaku culture is fucking based
seethe more normalniggers

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nigger who cares about some VR trash, he's also just highlighting her lovey dovey/relaxed side

how can anyone prefer loli shinobu over this sex goddess

So did Ararararagi ended up with her in the end because they are both immortal or what?

Why not both?

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Because woman Shinobu will never create her own Nintendo DS and play it in Araragi's shadow like loli Shinobu does.

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its funny that furries are shunned here for being degenerates, but then you see weebshit like this

You wouldn't be a pedo even if she wasn't 16

I still can't figure out how to make her throw ducks at me. She completely ignores them...

I want to cum in her

Any webms of her ass getting slapped?

soon

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Because her bond with Arararagi is really cute, and it only comes to full fruition when she's been with him a long time as Shinobu. When they were doing that time travel bullshit Shinobu declared that she was fundamentally a different person now than the lonely suicidal Kissshot who lost him in that timeline.
It's like falling for Kizu Tsubasa vs current Tsubasa, they've been through so much character growth you can't compare them.

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i meant purely in a jerk off to context. obviously any patrician can appreciate shinobus cute character interactions.

>taking photos of a vampire

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Ah, well I like both.

I mean there's something to appreciate in all forms of Shinobu, she's still got curves as a loli and the smaller package really highlights them. Also you can't deny the raw cuteness.

Okay, that was funny.

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Soiled it.

SOILED IT.

SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

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is there any good doujins of 5th shinobu on this chart.

Teen Shinobu is pretty underused.

>3DPD

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This kind of shit solves the Fermi paradox imo. Why would you live in this ugly and polluted real world that is destined to end no matter what, when you could just digitize yourself and live in a perpetual state of absolute bliss? You could upload your consciousness in a simulated reality in a supercomputer orbiting a star, that could easily give you several billion years of bliss, and that is if in the simulated universe a second still equals a real second, if in the simulated universe life is sped up so you experience a second but in reality only a microsecond has passed, that gives you pretty much infinite time to spend indulging in anything you want.

>tfw I still have 20 or so years to live a decent life, then I'll be a miserable old man unable to do anything and afflicted with multiple illnessess so even if I wanted I couldn't do shit other than piss myself and be sad
>tfw I will never be digitized and uploaded into a simulated reality where I can do anything

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Kill all normalfags

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Very few, 99% of her stuff in general is of loli or full grown Kissshot.

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I'd feel some severe embarrassment playing this game. Sad! For me!

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That artist did not consider the proportions of the couch at all. just imagine what that would look like if an adult sat down in it.

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holy shit she's HUGE

I want a daughter because my dad died when I was 9 and despite being a great father he wasn't able to teach me to be a man when I hit puberty. So now I feel like I wouldn't know what to do if I had a son.

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So firstly she's barely vampire that's why she's mad and secondly dere kawaii shinobu is shit.

More of this?

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Oh shit Moomin.

based 9 feet loli pedo poster.

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I didn't know giantess loli was a thing I wanted until your post user

dire template toddler

Why are people so freaked out by a tiny Japanese couch?

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>retards thinking having a painfully tight foreskin is better than being cut.
KYS

This.

and cute?

I don't know post more

you can keep that 3dpd. i'm all about the 2dqt. proud incel here

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Why is she in Mexico?

cute cunny

thanks for sharing your brainet collection

damn that's a thicc ass

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>proud incel
That’s retarted
If you’re proud it’s not involuntary

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cause the dude is mexican

No.

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This is why I want a daughter.

You shouldn't post such an easily misunderstood joke on a public forum.

This is honestly pathetic. Are there really people so cripplingly lonely and depressed that they can't wait to play this awkward peophile sim?

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Monkey version when?

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Headpats are cute in all forms, even when they're fake.

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yes, what of it?

Shinobu doesn't even fucking act like this. How much of a fucking ironic weeb normalfag cancer is the creator of this?

so why are shinobu threads getting deleted again?

t.normalfag who fuck 3DPD but pretend to be one of us

Pheonix WHEN?

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>wanting to fuck a boy
If you're going for a "normal" human than Crab or Bee are the best choice. Otherwise the eternal loli trio is superior.

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Mamaragi when?

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Monkey is a work of art, you pleb. (A Bee would be fine too, tho)

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wrong. i'm a proud incel. eat shit sexhaver.
>but pretend to be one of us
i've been here since 2004 and can prove it with my 2002 regged SA account. if you have an active sa account i'll pm you. i just happened to start shitposting on /fit/ ~5 years ago. maybe you should do the same, you can lift for your waifus like me.

Doll is dangerous to my dick

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Bee when?

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Why people like that watch anime and indulge themselves in the world of otaku? Do normalfags really care about nerds points this much?

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you can probably get medicine or cream for both, or even just stretch it slowly instead of barbarically cutting off your most precious part for the rest of your life
you're the retard here

>t.normalfag
post yours

Is that you bee-user?

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What a disgusting incel thread.

>t.normalfag who fuck 3DPD
post yours

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I didn't even know there was one.

>only $145 for all three of them
who do I pay?

SUN
FLOWER

She was better with long hair, I hate "character development".

Gut punch when?

Assuming you're actually an incel, how do you keep up the motivation to lift? I just can't get motivated when the only person who will ever see my body is myself when I shower, and even that happens rarely.
I couldn't stand going to the gym so I bought a bench, pullup bar, weighs, dumbbells, dip bar, elastic bands and a bunch of other shit, and put it into the garage. After a while I got bored of going in the garage because it was cold and humid so I hauled everything in my room, and even then I couldn't bring myself to exercise at all. Maybe because I'm a wizard now and I abandoned all hope of ever finding a 3dpd grill, I have no motivation to bust my ass off lifting and dieting, you're probably 20 or so and still have hope that one day a 3d thoth notices you.

Then leave.

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I want to beat her up and rape her

puffy

Little girls are onahole.

absolutamente basado y rojapillado

When you make it

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Stop talking out of your ass, stretching might help if the phimosis is minor, tand there isn't a magical cream that suddenly makes your foresking better.
Sometimes its the only option, i couldn't get boners without extreme pain and bleeding for my first 16 years of life, having sex was painfull as shit.
After having my foreskin removed everything went better, not a single loss of sensitivity or shit like those memes.

Anyways if you don't have a good medical reason to remove your foreskin you shouldn't do it, ever. But circumsicion is the easiest and best option if you have phimosis, it doesn't have anything to do with jews or shit like that.

The only people who should have an opinion on circumsicion is people who were circumsiced as an adult.
If Dr.Shekelstein cut your peepee when you were born or you still have your foreskin then your opinion doesn't matter.

If you haven't watched Monogatari yet you really should.
youtube.com/watch?v=_Xuug1yGSCs

Is this a real game or a rendering?

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>Stop talking out of your ass
>"not a single loss of sensitivity like those memes."

youtube.com/channel/UCnYOEwMXX5kokjUr3YY4OZQ

if white genocide is a thing. this thread would be the reason.

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Thank you user
Can’t wait for the singularity when lolis become real

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>Assuming you're actually an incel
and proud
>how do you keep up the motivation to lift?
it fuels my superiority complex. i'm also an engineer professionally, so i have both mind and body superiority to foster my complexes. shitposting on fit is also fun. and lifting just feels good matey.
>I just can't get motivated when the only person who will ever see my body is myself when I shower
i imagine that if i ever meet my waifus they will be expecting me to be fit and trim
>...and even then I couldn't bring myself to exercise at all.
motivation is fake. discipline is what really matters in life. heh senpai
>Maybe because I'm a wizard now and I abandoned all hope of ever finding a 3dpd grill
i've had plenty of grilling believe it or not but now i'm full incel-mode man. looking at me, fit, professionally dressed when outside, standing tall and confident, you'd never guess that i spend 80% of my time watching anime, playing vidya, and shitposting on an anime board.
>you're probably 20 or so and still have hope that one day a 3d thoth notices you.
i'm mid-30's matey, although i really do look early-mid 20's still; probably from never going outside (no sun damage on skin) and lifting / running in some form for a decade. been on these boards since they began and other parts of the net before that.

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>1m+ views
How come there is so many pedophiles in the world?

>i've had plenty of grilling
>dude im an incel lmao
Yup called it just a normalfag pretending to be one of us. You people are always like that.

>shinobu
>panties

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There's 7 gorillion people in the world, user. A million isn't really that many.

White people are on a demographic decline that will lead to extinction if it continues.

A demographic decline alone isn't genocide.

But anti-white propaganda pushed by the governments, schooling systems, and media, and forced non-white mass immigration, makes it qualify for the definition of genocide.

Ok then. Can you post your routine?

>waifus
How to spot a poser 101
Is it really so fun for you to be an ironic weeb

Creep Simulator

>just a normalfag
post your steam, i posted mine:
and that's without the 30 hours i've played sekiro this past week, since it's not linked to steam

Haha yeah bro us weeb incel lol. Pic related its me and my gf

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is just realy good graphics

Replace that shit.

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>my waifus
>s
Kill yourself, mon ami.

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>Is it really so fun for you to be an ironic weeb
lmao if you only knew

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Why are you people giving the weeb poser retard (you)s
Stop feeding trolls
(You)s were a mistake

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I'm glad you understand.

Monogatari is one of the best selling anime series of all time. Like top 3.

>I played over 4k hours on assfaggot moba trash the most fucking popular genre behind battle royale for casual normalfags
>this prove im not a normalfag
You are seriously pathetic.

>3dpd idols on the background
>claims to hate 3d
Yup, you are full of shit.

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Why do you have 3DPD whores on your wall?
>inb4 SEIYUUS ARE 2.5D BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>cunny thread ruined by an attention whoring normalfag

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Remind me again why Araragi hasnt become a full fledged vampire yet

Who is taking the picture? Your gf?

Imagine liking lolis

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Because he doesn't want to.
His contract with shinobu got severed so he's full human now.

bero bero

Because he doesn't want to. He wanted to be a normal human for a long time, but Meme and his bond to Shinobu kept dragging him back into the supernatural. At this point he's happy having a foot in each world.

It make me sad to see these people invading my hobby and even going as far as thinking he is one of us.

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Fuck/Marry/Also fuck

>Can you post your routine?
it's changed a bunch over the years but i'll post one i really like and always come back to. it's a variation of PHUL (power-hypertrophy upper/lower)

Day 1: Upper power: sets x reps are 3x5
>flat or incline bench supersetted with BB rows
>OHP supersetted with weighted pull-ups
>close grip bench or skull crushers supersetted with bb curls
day 2: -----rest day, do some hiit if you want on rest days
day 3: Lower power sets x reps are 3x5
>either lowbar squats and SLDL or deadlift and highbar squats
day 4: Upper hypertrophy sets x reps are 3x10-12
>dumbbell bench supersetted with dumbbell rows
>dumbbell shoulder press supersetted with chin-up pulldowns
>cable flys, tricep pushdowns, bicep shit, and lateral raises
day 5: -------------rest
day 6: lower hypertrophy sets x reps are 3x8-10
>barbell single-leg box step-ups supersetted with barbell lunges
>lighter squats or SLDL
>leg press supersetted with calf raises
day 7: -------- rest

>you cannot be a hikki if you're /fit/
you forgot to call me gay too lmao

This is kinda out of character. Kaka vampire loli doesn't act like that

>the few characters that look 10, but act like their literal age, are almost always forgotten
Fuck, it's literally 100% better than looking AND acting like a child.

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Yea, what the fuck is wrong with people.

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>these people invading my hobby
i'm mid-30's and have been playing vidya since i was shitting in diapers and watching anime since i saw cringe english dubs of "japanimation" on tv in the mid-90's. cry more little baby

>lmao
>taking selfie of yourself
>4k hours on moba shit
>I fucked plenty of girl before but im an incel lmao
Keep it up, poser

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>has a job
>fucked multiple women
>lifts and gets ripped
>has tattoos
>has 3D whores plastered on his walls
>multiple waifus
>attention whores his selfies on Yea Forums
>yeah guys I'm one of you us incels amirite
I wish normalfags would fuck off

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>Imagine
I don't have to imagine shit.

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Otaku problem right bro?

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Thank you, I'll try to adapt it to my home gym equipment.

She does act cute and laid back sometimes, but yes it's out of character and she wouldn't react that way in those specific situations.

Ho ho and now the normalfag is showing his true color as expected.

I want to do the mentioned training, just so I can punch everyone in that picture and get away with it.

To be honest I'm not even a weeb but the surefire way to tell a normalfag ironic weeb from real wizard permavirgins is the fucking
>le I hab 1000 waifus xD xD
So I reiterate my previous claim: Kill yourself, mi compadre.

I watch it for the story

How many waifus do you people have? I have over 456 lol

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>le I hab 1000 waifus xD xD
i actually don't have any
>Kill yourself
we'll see who lives longer :^)

This doesn't look like a child

Tfw there are anons who unironically do the WE WUZ crap
Tfw a "chad" wants approval from lolicons and even posts selfies to get said approval
Humans are funny but not cute

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You are Etika tier subhuman.

>How many waifus do you people have?
All of them.

Dev said there's gonna be no lewd

What kind of fucking '''''incels'''''' take selfie of himself for attention whoring?

>not even 1000

I am looking forward to this game. I might actually buy VR for it.

wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?1

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>can take upskirt photos and give them to her
Ok

thx for the (You)'s

VR SHINOBU AND VR HOLO?

WHY AM I ALREADY 30SOMETHING. I WAS BORN TOO EARLY FUCK

best girl

It's the outfit, isn't it

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Who took the picture?

His own words, the game was gonna have it, but he scrapped all the animations. He has a thread on /agd/ on the sister site.

fucking Yea Forums won't let me upload inages but
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/556/883/f39.jpg
off google. if someone can post it, please do.

His dad

>VR HOLO
?

>Who took the picture?
that one isn't me. just posted it as an example and to bait more replies. here's another of him when he started lifting and posting on fit

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First one didn't give a (You) though

Based dad
Who do you think his favorite loli is?

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>the game was gonna have it, but he scrapped all the animations

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additionally, cameras have timers

>he didn't post here before the reply mechanic
any post that references another poster is a (you), newfag.

You are fucking retarded

Stalk and kill hiroshimoot.

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not gonna disagree with this one

Also have an extra.

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It just looks like any other girl

Lolis are sex
Deal with it Facebook or I’ll deal with you

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that's very nice but can you fuck her

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thank you
monogatari best series

but since we're on Yea Forums, how would a monogatari vidya work? aside from obvious harem VN

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Like Melty Blood.

how do i get a daughter like this?

Have sex

Kaiki's new money making scheme where you get to bang crab

god I wish that recorder was my penis haha

Disgusting pedos

Fuck yeah I would play the shit out of that.

later...
FOR FUCK SAKE NERF RRG ALREADY

without the boring part

Wait for the singularity

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Sure, but what's the gameplay?

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no thanks. proud incel here.

like game dev tycoon

me wearing the collar

Then you’re not an incel but a vcel

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When was the last time you licked cunny?

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>fell for the foreskin jew
>lucky

nope. incel here. don't try to mis-name me.

it's been years
oh, how I do miss it

Story time

13 years ago.

never, but I wish I could

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i licked cunny

>stupid vcel doesn’t even lolipost
What good are you?

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Strip puzzle game.

not into lolis personally. to each their own.

give more details. How old was she? Was she a relative? How did it start?

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Well she does eat people so she kinda deserves that

how tall are you? im guessing under 6 feet

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>give more details.

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I want to be jealous of you

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I drive a Prius though.

oh my!

Hi FBI
slow sunday huh?

Now you're getting it.

Is she cute while eating them though?

I just wanted hot cunny story to help my fapping.

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5'10''

>Moomin mug
BASED

Can you at least describe the texture and taste? inb4 salty coins and milk

This should've been Alexios' build in AC Odyssey.

Fuck lolis
Eat cunny

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Shinobu is shit

>5'10
im 6'2 have fun being 1 inch off king of manlets tier

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I want to but the world is stopping me.

but why?

noice. i hope you lift too matey and don't let it go to waste

You're shit

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lanklet gains are pitiful

yeah but can you fuck her in the game?

>still up
blessed mods?

she looks like she fucks niggers

i do but i rather be 6 foot 5 thats the current manlet cutoff

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>joke

they often underestimate their caloric needs. at 5'10'', i have to stuff my face constantly just to have the hope to break 180lb. for example, these past 2 weeks i've been busy with work and sekiro and haven't really been lifting or eating and i went from 182lbs to 171lbs. lanklets gotta eat like 3.4-4k kcal per day to gain weight if they're lifting

>blessed mods?
get the fuck off my board

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That's not how lolis should act

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hmmm?

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Delete loli bitches
Lolis are for cute sex

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What the? How is that one on the left shouting that too?

Can you feed her doughnuts?

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Nah.
Araraki denied being a vampire after shagging a gardening tool

Yes that is one of the selling points

youtube.com/watch?v=FwjEr27bfOY
the cutest

kamimashita

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it's like your lashing out user
what are you trying to prove to the fitbro

thats pretty cute

Because they enjoy it?

now now tranny

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what a faggot. I bet he likes kingdom hearts

The absolute pathetic state of pac man main

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Based and Nyxpilled

2nd best Fates girl behind Camilla, of course

>ywn listen to rock CDs with these little girls
why even live

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season 2 when?

*ahem*
*tink tink tink*
CUNNY

>sheep gal
lol wtf

Is this going to be available to the public soon or is it just some autists hobby?

You can download it right now

Hi

>literally eating a human leg turned into a gag skit

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It's her leg

source? or is it in the thread?

Google you brainlet.

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In the thread
You can find it user, I believe you in you!

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>wrong eye starts spazing out
low tier weeb shit

>tfw not monkey girlfriend

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Thank you friends, I'm now downloading the wife/daughter simulator

wtf!?!!? he uses twitter and hes tranny so every person that uses twitter is a tranny!!?!?? fucking based!!

That's a detail most people would ignore i'm impressed

I took advanced neuroscience and I didn’t notice that I should ask for a refund

>switch friend code
Every time

It's a pretty good combination. Just imagine a fifty foot tall loli picking you up and playing with you like a doll.

was this made by the same guy that did that VR marriage thing few years back?

Yes

>VR games

After the initial 15 minute wow factor is gone they're all shit

figured as much

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