itt we write Todd's E3 2019 speech
*generic instrumental rock music starts playing*
*Todd enters the stage*
*audience thunderously applauds*
THANK YOU, THANK YOU IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE AGAIN...
Itt we write Todd's E3 2019 speech
Gavin Ramirez
Gabriel Watson
Burrrrrrrpp! Hmmm just got to have some delicious milkies again from the e3 Nintendo girl this year
Carter Moore
>We HAVE ported Skyrim to Tesla cars
Nolan Rivera
We at Bethesda believe that eSports is the future
Owen Smith
>You thought this was a joke but prepare to freak out
>*despacito 2 starts playing*
>crowd loses it
>no not this 2
>*music stops*
>huge screen behind him comes with the Skyrim 2 logo
Robert Martinez
degenerates
Jonathan Wilson
FALLOUT 76 GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION...
Colton Perry
HAS BEEN TAPED TO MY PENIS
Elijah Anderson
>DOOM Battle Royale
Aiden Cruz
his charisma is 100 no doubt, but how high is his luck?
Jeremiah Lee
BUY
Christopher Davis
>Open to dovakiin get blasted by a fireball
>dragons looms menacingly over head
>dova lowers their shield
>pulls out a glock
>BANG BANG pull my devil trigger
>intense anime action cutscene
>cuts back to Skyrim 2 screen
>'WITH GUNS' slams into the title animation sloppily
>todd is in tears
>the crowd is cheering
>Screen pulls back to show it was being played on smartphone the entire time
Ayden Powell
>Skyrim on iOS and Android smartphones
Connor Gonzalez
>Todd starts throwing smart phones into the crowd with skyrim 2 already pre-installed
Robert Reed
We want to thank all of ours loyal fans for buying Fallout 76, our best selling game of all times.
Infact, due to the immense game's success we decided to direct all of our affiliated studios on the development of Fallout 76 for the next 5 decades.
Also we are glad to announce the release of Fallout 76: GOTY edition, this brand new edition of the game will soon be available on the Epic Store, Play Store and the App Store.
*ends conference with a teaser for the brand new BR mode*
Caleb Taylor
Apple Worldwide Developers Conference 2019
*Todd enters the stage*
David Gray
holy fuck
Jack Martinez
>6 hooded medieval black guys get on stage
>They all start freestyling about the upcoming new TES game
>Skyrim: Hammerfell is revealed
Luis Butler
>Now after Fallout 76 we got a lot of feed back, and we heard that game had a few bugs...
Josiah Powell
> And so, for those who have stuck with us for so long, I would like to personally thank them, and offer them 5% off of our newest project: Fallout 77! A title we felt was so desperately wanted by the fans, we took workers off of The Elder Scrolls Six to make sure it gets to you as quick as possible. Please, don't thank me; I just want you to be happy. And to buy Skyrim again.
Cooper Ramirez
>They all start freestyling about the upcoming new TES game
Tyler Morris
>Don't you guys have phones
WELL YA' SEE CHENG, WE HAVE PHONES *Audience starts cheering* BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE DON'T HAVE *Audience is screeching now* SKYRIM MOBILE. *Audience dies of cheering* IT JUST WORKS
Isaiah Martin
Console quality graphics in your pocket.