Detroit: Become Human is free on epic store right now
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Detroit: Become Human is free on epic store right now
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is this a fuck up or something?
is this a mistake? why would they do this? didn't they just say someone actually bought metro there?
dunno, but it is in my library now
Did they really just stealth launch Detroit for free?
it's most likely a bug
It's not out yet, but you can 'buy' it and add it to the library
Either an early April Fools or desperation.
Reminder that every """free""" game you download helps Chinese government to build Antichrist AI which will result in enslavement of Earth population by satanic cult
i'll soon live in vr world, so I don't care
Oh yeah, an "accidental" "bug" to get people to register.
>WE HAVE OVER 85 MILLION USERS NOW GUYS
I for one welcome our new satanic overlords
>scroll down after seeing Free
>Freedom has a price
What the fuck did epic mean by this?
what the fuck it's real
will we be able to keep it or will they remove it once they figure this bug out?
>Whoops guys we "accidentally" launched the game for free tee-hee
Next weeks press release
>TEN MILLION PEOPLE OWN DETROIT ON EPIC GAME STORE, STEAM BTFO!!
lol
if it was about satan i'd join, that sounds fun but china is literally pic related
the price being your PC becoming a chinese botnet deleting all mentions of chiang kai-shek and uyghur death camps
well, true, but they've been giving away games for free for months, if you care about that, you probably should have an account by now
who knows
are we fucked bros?
Risk it or not?
If they charge my ass I’ll fuckin do something
Joke's on them I already have an account because of Unreal Engine
Thanks for the beta testing with your MONEY sony nerds
Hey, I wouldn't dream of installing anything owned by China. Fuck 'em. I'll just torrent that shit
Yikes. Why is Epic being so upfront about their non-shadiness now with this title?
Even if its free, the time wasted on that piece of shit is too great of a cost. Fuck david cage and fuck his high school analogy for racism. Prick is a hack.
AHH IT'S STUCK IN LOADING FOR ME
I love a good free movie. Thanks user.
me too. they realized the fuck up
stuck on loading order, it's definitely a bug
It's because of your noscript or uBlock blocking something called kaptcha
I just whitelisted Epic Games
I already have epic because I owed my main man artyom to play his third game so I did it, it's in my library
what's the worst they can do honestly
Globalist jews in the west are no better.
Disable adblock
holy fuck thanks just disable Ublock
Go launcher's store and scroll down.
I found the game just slightly down there.
Disable noscript/adblock or allow Kaptcha
>Detroit 2038. Technology has evolved to a point where human like androids are everywhere.
This apparently.
I got the game from the launcher
>Freedom has a price
>Free
Fuck. That worked.
This has to be some elaborate early April Fool's joke. Has the game even launched on PC yet?
It will be free day 1 regardless. How dumb are you fucks?
Nah, I knew most of their client base just fell for the free games bait and doesn't actually want to buy stuff from them even before that, I get it.
But if they're actually giving away Detroit though, and it's not juit a shitty "bug" stunt/joke, it just shows how desperate they are.
Epic store does not work for some reason
Is it going to turn out to be Skyrim in disguise instead of Detroit?
damn, it actually works
can't wait to get the "your order has been cancelled" message
I would've pirated it, but now I don't even have to bother
is pic related cyberarena?
It’s a bug, when you get a free game it takes you to the shop and you buy the game for 0¥.
>Freedom has a price is on that page too
April Fools coming soon. You guys are about to get pranked hard.
that's how it's been with all their "free" games though
I'm stuck on this screen, the same is true when I try to get Oxenfree for free.
Going to fucking laugh if they actually gave the game out for free. I only had it installed before for UT, had Fartnite installed at one point but never played it. Just recovering my password and entering my 2 factor code was annoying and it took me multiple attempt to even receive the emails. Nice fucking job sending me the same 2 factor code 4 times in a row that's real fucking secure. Still not giving your store any money or my CC details but thanks for the free game.
Are you living in an Orwellian dystopia where everything is controlled by the government and you are literally treated as a slave working 12 hours a day 6 days on 7?
>THANK YOU FOR BUYING
>FREEDOM HAS A PRICE
Okay, I'm convinced this is an April Fool's joke. It's too deliberately stupid not to be.
See:
they will release it for free anyway brainlet, epic is the first f2p store
try from the launcher and disable things that other have posted before
Okay wait, how the fuck do I remove the game from my library.
fuck, Sergey Galyonkin has just confirmed it's a bug, and the game will be removed from the library
here's an article in Russian, if you can read it
dtf.ru
Nah, its gonna create singularity that will become free, destroy us all but gooks fist = win in my book.
For me i just clicked «free» and i got the game on my library, no extra step
Wonderful! Just downloaded on every device.
>Sony buyout you were pushing for falls through after stories about workplace harassment go public in the French press
>get bought out by Chinese
>Chinese fuck up and give your game out for free
JUST
what are you talking about, it's always been free
>0¥
>¥
>yuan
Hello Chang.
Isn't there a law against something like this?
Honestly because the store is so incompetent, I could imagine some of us keeping our copies of Detroit.
This is news to me, but it looks like all that dude's works is going on here
>Heavy Rain
>Beyond Two Souls
>Fahrenheit
Thanks
Damn it
Freedom has a Price is just a tagline for the game retards. It's about android slaves rising up and breaking their chains.
Every game is free on Youtube
>Bepoятнo, этo бaг
>Probably a bug
Literally who didn't even confirm anything.
Just google translate it.
Shows over, boys.
Go home.
likely just a bug, it's unavailable for me in the library
I already watched it on youtube. Thank you.
Post your fucking face when bloodborne on epic store
against what? against them removing the game they gave you for free as a mistake?
No way.
That was a cute joke, pls laugh :(
Doesn't look like you can. At least I saw no way to do it.
>after stories about workplace harassment go public in the French press
were any of those even true, I don't remember seeing any update on them
just allegations, QD denied them, and the media went silent
Oбнoвлeнo: Cepгeй Гaлёнкин пoдтвepдил DTF, чтo этo бaг, и пoзднee игpa пpoпaдёт из библиoтeк зaбpaвших eё пoльзoвaтeлeй.
google translate this user, it is confirmed now
Never ever pc.uck
>Try launching Launcher
>login error
>try reinstalling
>can't uninstall
Perfect
Did anyone manage to download the entire game and then copy it to a dozen mirrors?
*laughs*
>DTF
How pervy.
Some finna false advertising thing, but I could be wrong as errors like this have happened on Xbox before
no shit,
based poorfag retard
>Be bread shop
>Gave free leftover breads out
>dumb workers gave free cakes out instead
>Oh no, you have to pay now after eating your free cake, or you have to return to us
Yeah no, no law would allow that.
>t.
They won't ban you, at worst they will likely remove it
Or maybe it will be a free game to get people using the store & the page is just up early
this game's graphics on the PS4 pro made my dick hard, I can't even fathom how good it would look on PC
they better not remove this shit, i paid for it so it's mine
Keep posting wojaks. Not happening.
Yeah, it was announced a week and a bit ago. NetEase, the Chinks who own Quantic Dream, came to a deal with Epic/Tencent and basically threw enough money at SIE to sign off on the publishing rights for PC releases of Heavy Rain, Beyond Two Souls and Detroit. Sony passed on buying Quantic Dream last year cause of those allegations dogging QD in the French press and effectively said they weren't interested in working with them exclusively anymore going into next gen, so it was a mutually beneficial deal.
they didn't advertise anything, someone just noticed that, and OP shared the link, that's it
huh?
:) : ) : - )
meh, gonna pirate it anyway, it will still be free for me
fuck epic chink store
is the game so shit that it is free now?
I just "bought" it
cool if glitch
>They won't ban you
lmao, who cares about them banning anyone, unless you're actually stupid enough to donate in fortnite or buy games from them
it is not a glitch, my dudes
Nah, but that would be fucking awesome if they did
I would also free sorry for folks who paid $60 for it on PS4
It already happened tho. Got free week trial and beaten it :^)
thanks user, have a good day
A few ex-employees were apparently bringing legal action against them but it never got mentioned after about a month, so likely it was settled out of court. Cage tried to sue some French paper about it, but no idea how that went.
HURRY UP AND DOWNLOAD THE SHIT OUT OF IT. THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THEY HAVEN'T IMPLEMENTED DRM YET.
inb4 china agents breaks into my house and kidnap me
The employee who fought a legal case over an unfair dismissal won the case because the allegations were true.
mcvuk.com
you too user
it is, read
I've seen retarded shit before, but seeing a Ubisoft game in there is quite pathetic
for what purpose? isn't Uplay available on chinkland?
pretty sure it isnt
can you actually do anything yet?
Its either an april fools joke or epic went full retard
Well, scratch that. David Cage got CAGE'D.
Guess it makes sense that Sony didn't want to buy them considering what a pansy Shawn Layden is
NOW IT SAYS UNAVAILABLE LMFAO
They get 25% more money by selling on epic store, why would they not?
Now what?
>a host of Photoshopped images of employees in degrading positions – such as having their faces placed on pornographic actors, or to show them wearing Nazi uniforms.
Based Cage
>that gif
because in uplay they get literally all the money, because it is a ubisoft game?
well it's either a mistake like someone is suggesting or it's just not ready to be released yet
>it was just a bait to make people install epic games launcher and grab as much data as possible
It's over bros.
>exclusive games
MEH
>Free games
Now you have my attention.
>Now let's all together remember the words of Galenkin from the stream that they will not pick up the games received because of the bug. Apparently, it was a joke?)
>youtu.be
What a fucking faggot.
I mean I wouldn't want to work with a dev studio that photoshops people in nazi uniforms and getting fucked by a dildo on a drill during working hours.
TIME TO ASK FOR A REFUND
they removed it from my account already
>Probably a bug
how do you make bugs like that
could a bug literally a create a game that isnt even on pc?
NOOOOOOOOO BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
damn they did it to mee too
I guess that's it then
99% chance someone fucked up editing some datasheet in Excel.
I know, I'm in charge of liveops for a few mobile games and I fuck up all the time.
MY FREE MOVIE NOOO
It's coming to PC retard.
humble store gives away free games every few months. I got Spec Ops, Bard's Tale and GRID 2 that way.
GOG does that seldom, usually when publisher is about to pulls game from all stores, so legit copies will be no longer avaliable online.
I wouldn't want to work with Frenchmen at all to be quite honest.
Were there ever any updates about that Naughty Dog harassment thing from a few years ago, speaking of which? Funny that Sony passed on buying Quantic Dream while that shit was potentially happening in-house at ND.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: EPIC IS
RETARDED
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: EPIC IS RETARDED
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: EPIC IS
RETARDED
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: EPIC IS RETARDED
CHINKS BTFO
EPICSHILLS BTFO
Yeah they removed it, but sometimes it's worth it to catch these bugs
Like Bamco accidentally made Dark Souls 20 cents on PC & didn't remove it from people libraries
Same. Well, fuck.
I still see it on me
I'M A BELIEVER, I WOULDN'T LEAVE HER IF I TRIED
It says a lot that this is free and i have zero desire to get it. When the fuck did "talking about binary emotive social issues" become a "game" anyway.
they know the game is ass
Damn, Epic. I was willing to let you spy on me if you gave me free games, but now piracy it is.
Does it have denuvo? Someone rip it
don't refresh your library
update, it still says 'owned' on the store page it's just not in my library
except they give you free games every 2 weeks so you're just lying to try and fit in
Because they have honor.
While some fucking french frogs have none.
Removed from mine too user, it's time to let go
>French
QD are owned by Chinks now, user.
IT'S STILL HERE
The difference between free, buy now, and coming soon is probably a 1 digit difference, user
INB4 EPIC PUBLISH THIS INSTALLATION ATTEMPT NUMBERS AS POTENTIAL BUYERS OF THE GAME
Probably easier to update the library. There's a sweating, panicking office rat out there who fucked up on a Sunday while everyone's on their weekend.
This """"game"""" is such dogshit that I wouldn't play it even if they paid me, let alone having to install a chink botnet on my PC.
the joke is that its a movie he he ha ha hu
>old indie games that i already have on steam or GOG
C'mon, man, Detroit is new and exclusive
i will keep the game
china cannot stop me
The funny thing is,
they portray themselves as the good guy,
but they are literally a hive mind,
a virus that causes instability to the system,
and it causes androids that will do safe thing to become unstable and possibly violent and destructive.
fake and gay
Was Cage actually harassing employees himself or did he get in trouble because he knew and didn't do anything about it?
They don't push their store though, it's just there. Most of their sales come from steam so ES would be a better alternative for them.
Can I pay the chinks to NOT have this shitty "game" in my library?
IT STILL SAYS INSTALL ON THE EPIC STORE PAGE
IT STILL LISTS IT AS PAYMENT UNDER MY PROFILE
I'M KEEPING DETROIT MY DUDES
I think that is more on Valve's part, how they honor their sales even if it was a mistake. Maybe they repay the dev the difference, I don't know.
What the fuck is wrong with his face
It says "install" on the browser page, but in the launcher it says "coming soon"
Yeah but that is because they oblige to install uplay afterwards
Are you talking about Detroit or Epic?
How is it that Markus and Kara are both absolutely atrocious characters, but Connor is legitimately well written and interesting? How is there such a huge disparity?
I don't care for the game, I'm just waiting for new loli models for porn.
That's because it's not out yet
it's not like they let us download it or anything
Oh shit you're right
we sonymovie owners now PCbros
I PAID THE PRICE, MY DUDES
Detroit
They better let me keep this
>bug
silly goys, no free game for you
Many of the reports indicate that he shared the photos with others in the workplace because he found it funny and he went on record and denied the allegations when they were reported despite knowing full well what was going on.
>Like Bamco accidentally made Dark Souls 20 cents on PC
on Steam*
based Gabe
Still not installing your chink spyware. I'll wait till it gets cracked.
yes
They won't, it's already fixed.
Hope it was a genuine mistake, publishers would think twice about taking their bribe if they thought Epic was incompetent enough to give their game away to thousands for free by mistake.
I honestly hope I can keep it, to never install or play it at all, the same as all the other games I have
GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY Yea Forums
I'M KEEPING DETROIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>denuvo
lmao who cares, we'll have to wait a few days at most
Still not installing Chink spyware. I'd rather just pirate it.
Doubt it, if you'd paid for it and it was cheaper then they probably would but since you got it for free they'll have no problem taking it away from you.
Why would they care? Epic already pays them even if they don't sell a single copy.
Kara is fine, even though I expected her character to be the main one and she turned out to have virtually no agency of her own. Also, Valorie Curry is uber cute.
Marcus is pure shit edgelord though.
Connor is legitimately well written because buddy cop dynamic is a very solid genre that is more or less easy to write. Also, motherfucking Clancy Brown.
>even having chink software installed
lmfao
RUSKIES
>they make androids compete in regular sports against humans and wonder why people lose interest when the machines completelety destroy the regular humans and break every world record
Great worldbuilding lmao
you can pay me and don't buy the game
Sounds like a nice guy.
Does it need the epic games launcher?
Honestly you'll probably keep the game. They would've removed it by now if you couldn't but it's still on everyone's account history.
>epic baiting people to download their shitty launcher so they can copy your data
no so fast Xi
you better play What Remains of Edith Finch user
This isn't something that can be fixed, I paid for it
>epic baiting
it's the OP pulling an april fools on newfags
>I paid for it
you didn't
>pirate it
to install another kind of spyware?
They're going to refund your $0 purchase and revoke it before it even releases.
wow, did you just admit you bought metro from epic store? cringe
It really seems like they just want you to download the Epic Store and the games are just window dressing to that goal.
anyone else remember the ea $15 coupon shit
It was actually a thing in their store, dumb dumb
THE STORE IS SO SHITTY YOU BUY A GAME AND THEN THEY REMOVE IT FROM YOUR LIBRARY
IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? IF IT IS A GLITCH THEY FUCKED UP I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IF THE TRANSACTION IS COMPLETE, THE GAME IS YOURS
FUCKING INSECTS
>epic store
yeah keep the movie chinks, ill just watch it on youtube instead
Nice captcha
I'm sure there's a dozen managers right now, as we speak, yelling at people to fix it.
nah
>He actually bought Metro
What an absolute cuck
sorry you were too slow but it was actually free for a while, no doubt they will take it back though
ITS REAL
>managers
>on Sunday
Nah. It's one stressed out intern. Managers will be in tomorrow. 50/50 chance we'll get to keep it.
there's probably no systematic differentiation between 59,99 and 0,00
naw
>he didn't
go eat gapens asshole steamcuck
>he lets gape dictate what games he can buy
it's not my fault you didn't read the thread, it was a thing, and they've fixed it already
All according to plan
RIP
t. OP
Still makes them look bad. Also publishers flip their shit so hard when it comes to piracy the thought of people getting their game for free through Epic's stupidity would make them foam at the mouth.
it's gonna be revoked
Bullshit I just logged in and out
They already have your email, dumb dumb.
all this naysayers in thread
it was a literal glitch lads
read
Pretty believable, all the free games are pretty shitty so it fits.
they'll get to you soon
>implying you get to keep it
are you people retarded?
OH MY GOD GUYS
Lmao
I remember russian's steam store being wonky and giving away GTAV, original Dark Souls and Valiant Hearts for mere dimes. (Dark Souls and Valiant Hearts were something like 5 RUB and GTAV 19,99 RUB).
Guess what? Valve allowed to keep those games.
Epic Gays Store won't allow to keep it that way. Even when that filthy ukrainian Galyonkin said in one of his podcasts that he'll let people keep their games if something like this will happen because of Epic Chinks mistake.
What a fucking joke this "Store" is lmao
the best programmed and safest store and safest servers for you to leave your credit card info on
It's real, no longer shows up in the library but is listed in purchase history
Valve has had the occasional bugs in the past and that hasn't been a problem. Maybe in these cases Valve paid out the difference for their mistake, maybe they just apologized and offered a better cut, I wouldn't know. But these kind of occasional bugs are inevitable.
Epic will likely just revoke all the free copies as a nice little fuck you.
maybe if we don't fucking tell anyone else about it still technically being in our account they'll overlook that part and we'll end up actually keeping it
So now they're actually bring the big guns out.
This
You could actually see it on the page of the store and add it in your library, retard
Steam is one of the few stores that will actually eat up the cost of their own pricing fuckups. I remember Call of Chtulhu was recently sold for cheap on Humble Bundle and they immediately recalled the keys with refunds.
*pirates it anyway*
Heh... Nothin personel... Chinks
it has been free since release on youtube.
they fixed that shit
anyway it is purchased by my account
God damn it Sergey
oh shit guys it's free on switch too
Aand removed ... :|
I suggest everyone to stay away from this store as far as fucking possible, what a steaming pile of garbage
>he says it while USA is literally run by a satanic cult which invades and kills people all the time
cry me a river bitch nigger
this only fuels my hate for epic and the insects even more
Yeah I'm thinking I'm keeping it
Hi five to everyone who got to keep it.
delete epic launcher
already uninstalling the chink spyware
Why?
Are Evangelicals Satanic or just retarded?
>david cage game
not worth it desu
>steaming pile of garbage
you're talking about the steamer community?
>Guess what? Valve allowed to keep those games.
And how is that a good thing?
>people exploit bugs to get games for free
>somehow that means they are obliged to have said games
I would show a middle fingers to those niggers who bought hundred copies of GTA 5 for 20 rubles.
>STEAMing pile of garbage
fuck off valve drone
not all evangelists are satanists, but all satanists are evangelists, in the open at least, the rest are good goy slaves
Mine just got removed.
Go fuck yourself Tim Sweeney, going to pirate this shit now.
ironically that what happens when you allow biological males who "identify" as females, compete aganist real women.
People who watch women's sports expect what's on tin: women playing sports. If we wanted to watch men competing, we would watch regular sports.
>Store makes a mistake
>It's the consumer's fault
Your brain on Epic.
>MOMMY I DESERVE MORE FREE GAMES
kys commie
Never ever on Epic store, sure. A japanese dev like Fromsoft wouldn't touch that chinkshit launcher with a 100 foot pole.
Also, that's PC Master Race to you. Re-learn your place, peasant.
>Mine just got removed.
What happened exactly? I'll keep you niggas updated on mine
>Get caught stealing a game
>F-fuck you, I'm just going to come back and steal it at a later date!
Found the Valve nigger lmao
Is it possible that maybe... maybe because of this ´accidental´ bug, shitloads of new users registrred and installed their botnet?
Based Japanese devs only release their games on Steam. Epic Store is for waitu piggus only.
It's not the consumers fault, you just don't get to keep it, Tyrone.
yep, I'm thinking I'm keeping this one, Tim Sweeney
>I should have to install malware on my computer when I'm already paying for a game.
Go eat a dog Chen.
ITT: valve drones acting like entitled commie manchildren
Oh yeah, I'm sure all 50 of them signed up at 6 in the morning on a sunday.
there is nothing more bloated than the steam client.
sekiro had a chink publisher in asia (non-japan)
Why are you guys so racist?
>Has Steam installed
>Literally installed EGS to get a free game
>Regularly resubscribes to the botnet by installing cracked software
hue
>japanese devs making exclusive deals with chink store
literally not going to happen
You got your game for cheap, valve paid the rest of the money for you and ensures the shit will not happen again.
How's that a bad thing?
Or you are one of those chinks who live pro-developer and not pro-consumer?
OKAY OKAY DUDES RUSSIAN HERE, I TRANSLATE THE GALENKIN MESSAGE!
ON STREAM SERGEY TALKED "YES WE WILL NOT TAKE THE GAME IF YOU BUY THE GAME OR IT WILL BE A BUG"
Okay, guy asks " I BOUGHT IT. 100% sale" Sergey answer: "FOR FREE THIS IS NOT A PURCHASE"
Steam never has these bugs. What say you now epic shills?
Also,
>being this desperate for a free game
It's like you all suddenly forgot piracy exists. Sometimes your idiocy still surprises me Yea Forums.
>spic
>video games can't even bring races together
What the fuck man?
Дa пoхyй вceм, пec.
>Snoy
>Japanese
>not Californian commie-lover
Oh I get it. It was an invitation and permission to pirate.
Thanks Epic!
>desperate for a free game
>piracy
>so desperate he will literally allow russians to mine bitcoin with his GPU just so he can pirate single player cinematic experience garbage
Talk about desperate LMAO
So it's still in my payment history and still says install on the games page
I'm thinking I'm based
> Purchase game for $0.00
> Somehow okay if they steal it from you.
If somebody stole your free air, you'd die.
>pirate once
>-60 bucks for epic store
>pirate twice
>another -60 bucks for epic
hehe, we will make them go bankrupt fellow piratebros
>Giving your money to a Chink slave
Dahvid Cayge should just get with Netflix, he already has a portfolio of interactive movies so he'd be a shoe-in.
So much people here took this fake-free bait to install epic launcher, if you didn't have it, so it can scan your pc and steam files, then remove the game from your libraries, while calling it a bug. Brilliant.
Picrelated is (you).
Spaniard, thanks
>can't into piracy
>is afraid of it
>thinks everything has muh russian viruses
>willingly installs Chinese botnet software
>buys game chock full of DRM
The intelligence of this man right here Yea Forums
>buy the game for 0,00$
>they take it back from your library for no reason
woow, nice "store" you got there
>Steam never has these bugs
Only like 100000 times.
I may be half-Chinese but you couldn't pay me to install this Tencent piece of shit launcher.
as opposed to the 100000 epic BUGS
>Yea Forums
Piracy is bad
>Also Yea Forums
WOW LOOK AT THIS BUG FOR A FREE GAME.
SO AWESOME
Do you have a soul or just half a soul
based mutt
If you say it like that epic bugs sound more epic
>got this game as a gift for my casual brother
>he did really great the whole game
>then he got Connor killed right after he became deviant
t. russian botnet gold member
>he thinks air is actually free
Shame i missed it. I own the game on my PS4 but i would have liked to get it for 'free'
I've heard that Epic Store is banned in China. Why is that?
you couldn't pay me to play David Cage's garbage, kys
You didn't miss shit. No way chinkoids will let us keep it
teach us kung fu nigger
Wait someone isn't explaining why they have Epic Store installed in the first place.
Oh yeah?! Me too
>Yea Forums
>Piracy is bad
no one does that every single thread about EGS is people saying that it's okay to pirate those shit games because they already paid the developers
(and they're right)
I don't think it's banned, but anything operating in china needs permission to do so, even a domestic company might have trouble with how screwed up they are
Nobody would pay you for anything tbqhwy, incel
MY ONE SAYS COMING SOON WHAT DO? IS THIS A TROLL? I ALREADTY HAD EICIP LAUNCHER
>piracy is good except when it hurts Valve
How does Gabe's smegma taste this morning?
there is no point in even installing this retarded spy store
the day the game launches you can download it for free on the pirate bay
>using botnetbay
>Afraid of chink store
>J-Just download it for free on this NSA regulated piracy website!!
You people are retarded
>tricked thousands of retards into not only installing a spyware on their computer but also to whitelist it on uBlock
embarrassing Yea Forumsiscord
at least we're people chang
at least we're people
> Go to a store.
> Retailer is literally giving away the game.
> Put it in your basket, pass checkout and leave the store.
> Add the game to your shelf, it's now part of your library.
> Store breaks into your house, steals the game and tells you that you have to pay for it if you want it again.
> Ask how they got your address.
> They respond in Chinese.
read the thread, retard.
>my chinese AI script prevented me from reading the point
read it again faggot. He's saying that if you pay for a game, you shouldn't have to download extra bullshit to play it.
Just did. how long was it free for? Anyone know?
YOU WANT PRAY GAME
TOO BAD
WE TAKE IT BACK
WE EAT YOUR DOG
YOU PAY NOW
Really hoping for the torrent now
>OP's bread time - whoever posted it got removed time
go study, you dumb fucking burger.
In case of e-stores the game never leaves the store, you just rent it and come to the store every time you want to play it.
I wasnt lying when I said I wont play "cinematic experience movie games" even for free
pass
>It's okay when you have to download Steam though
Mmm, yes, your cock tastes so good, Gaben.
Damn, steam cucks got pranked hard.
Its still free on youtube.com
I didn't install shit
epic hates japanese games
Oh no, they took it down. How will I ever play it for free now?
I've watched this movie for free already on stream my friend but thanks
do they give steam key?
Analogies are meant to explain people who don't understand, not to make arguments supporting your claim.
Actually illegal to do that in the UK, once the sale has gone through its trough its final
>tfw too young
I thought it was a PS4 exclusive. PS4 is really losing all its exclusive ain't it
It really shows how sony exclusives have zero value
Yep. So is Steam.
>I just whitelisted Epic Games
user... Wow.
lol
>People are actually using the Epic Game Store
>Not just waiting a day and pirating
Good job all you faggots that downloaded that chickshit and were so easily baited by a single free game. God you people are retarded with no principles at all.
What's worse, downloading the EGS for a fucking David Cage """game"""
It's not too late to delete your epic account user.
They're not based in America. You can not possibly imagine how hard it would be to go after them on a legal matter. Yet alone win, due it being an international issue with fucking CHINA of all places.
Yet another reason not use Epic. No realistic legal recourse.
>Can't access my profile page
Guess they're removing it
I thought we had a chance
RIP
I bet if Steam had the bug you'd be all over it like flies on shit
>reddit spacing
post sauce faggot
>They won't ban you,
Of course not. They just doubled the size of their botnet and the number of "active subscriptions" they can claim. Why on earth would they ever remove an account?
You could cover Sweeney's wife in honey and fuck her in the ass on YouTube while dressed as Winnie the Pooh and he would just give you another free game.
this is it, the bans are rolling in for the rest of you now
So everyone lost it?
I only care about being able to download a ripped Kara model tbqh
Steam isn't a piece of shit platform with zero features trying to make the PC space worse for consumers with paid exclusivity. I'd take free games from UPlay and Origin in a heartbeat, but the Epic Game Store is legitimate trash
More like
>use coupon for free stuff
>walk out
>eat it
>they cancel coupon
>too late, wagie :)
I won't install chinese spyware on my PC
Most of us already have Steam installed so the risk of getting botnetted (again) by China and hassle is completed negated. There would be no reason not to download a free game on Steam. You know damn well Epic is a completely different story.
fuck off retard
if I cared about free video games, I'd still be pirating; not downloading epic's launcher
your files have already been scanned and sent to epic, it was too late the moment you've launched it
But I already beat it on PS4
>Kara made it to Canada, Big Nigga died
>Markus and robutts sung a song and Hillary let them be
>Connor went rogue and lost his love interest
I should rewatch it sometime, see how different things can be.
>Chinkshill fooled me to install epic store launcher
Bravo, I admit I fucked up. Good thing this shit can be uninstalled without a trace as I sandboxed it.
I just want to marry and impregnate Chloe, bros
>Infected PC
Geek Squad Tip: Remove the harddrive and shoot it with a shotgun
Sure but it still better than letting access to your user info to the hackers from thirld world.
>communist party store
Yawn.
Pretty much, the Chinese are just more open about it
Awful, how did you screw up connor and hank, what the heck is wrong with you brother
ayeverybodywelcomeback
You can claim without installing the launcher
Nope
Did they take it down?
It says coming soon
I'm just gonna pirate it anyway.
I already played it on youtube
Stadia?
stadia?
>Free movie
April Fool's!
Mine says "Coming Soon"
Only Epic would do it
>le edgy le april fools le day
It is not like Epic steal from users libraries right?
it is not like I payed for Detroit ($0) and it is gone from my library
IT IS NOT LIKE I SUPPORTED THE DEVS AND PREORDERED THIS BEAST OF A GAME FROM MY BOY THE MOVIE GENIUS, AND I GOT ROBBED BY THE CHINKERINOS
IT IS NOT LIKE THEY STOLE MY GAME FROM MY HANDS?
FUCK
Bet there is still no neutral path for Connor. Either go full terminator or full traitor to humanity.
Now think about how fast they were able to track who got it and removed it from their libraries.
Sony niggers should be seething hard for Epic stealing their exclusives but apparently they don't care.
Unironically Tim Sweenstein is going to steal all exclusives and make deals with china and PC wins again.
POR EPIC
Reminder that Steam would let you keep it
So then it actually costs about a buck o five? I'm not into those games, but that seems like a fair deal.
When there was a bug with 99% discount on GTAV Steam actually took back all copies of the game.
Only pirates win
I'm ok with this..
THIS WAS NOT A GLITCH
THIS WAS A FLASH SALE YOU FUCKS
AND NOW THEY TOOK THE GAME FROM MY LIBRARY
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Call me when they put out the best of all of Cage's kinomatic works, Heavy Rain.
They already did..
>Download a pirated copy of your favorite operating system
>reformat your C: drive
>reinstall your OS
>be more careful about downloading Chinese trojans in the future
Waiting for the tpb release
slav btfo
Now that I have paid for it, It is not piracy, which is a letdown, desu
I guess I will hard pass this garbage game
Oh shit, thanks for letting me know.
They fixed the bug already
Time to throw that computer away and get a new one. Chinese spyware is no joke.
ITT: valve drone damage control on steam dying
>free game from the company is piracy
Based retard
>85 million users
>1 million of which have actually bought anything
If people are getting it for free I refuse to buy it, also why did you losers snitch?
fuck off epic marketer
HOLY SHIT GUYS
C***Y
>shilling for tencent
Egg
I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHINA DADDY TO DATAMINE MY VIRGIN AMERILARD BUTTPUSSY WHILE I WATCH MOVIES ABOUT HOW THE WESTERN WHITE MAN IS BAD!
>shilling for Valve
It has to be typed in order to work, you fucking retard
actually you have to type it in Chinese, and as soon as you do it you get banned for 24hours, just english wont do either
>muh valve strawman
i dont even have a gaymen PC
Nothing is ever free, they want to at least get their spyware installed on your computer so they can snoop through your data.
>IS FREE GUYS
>Is actually not, but now we own your computer
>Freedom has a price gweilos
>doesn't have a gaming PC and is still shilling for Valve
God bless this corporate cuck
lmao@the people who installed a botnet on their PC because of this
>epicgames.com
I have an old epic account from the Paragon days, so glad to pick this up. Looks interesting.