DMC

They always fuck up the faces

>there are people in this board who non-ironically thinks GOD HAND is better than DMC3

I want to do naked cuddles with her

The color of your ass which I'll beat right now until I get the right hue.

I want to TITFUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!

Lady!

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Mary!

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Ya flirtin' with me? Knock it off.

SPANKING FROM DADDY

When's Trish going back to her better form?

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stop I can only get so erect

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You do realize SJWcapcom would use an actual IRL nigger to facescan her, right?

>big brown tits with short hair
Gloria was perfect

Pokémon go to the /pol/

I've never played God Hand but DMC3 is pretty close to the perfect action game. I prefer DMC5 gameplay overall but you can't beat DMC3's narrative, art direction, music, or the simple things that absolutely ooze style like the sound effects and the visual flair every time one of your hits lands on a mook.

Trish has an ugly face.

She's cute from some angles.

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>God Hand
It's good but gets worse towards the end.

la creatura

why are you speaking in mexican?

Blacue

I know it aint the most popular viewpoint but I think Trish is hot as fuck. Every time I see her I feel the urge to breed her demon hole until my soul leaves my body

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cool

he looks like a fucking horse

Lo siento amigo, estoy perdido.

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pero llamame donte, el exterminador de demonios, ah que suena bien

I unironically find the pizza pasta to be kinda hot.

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I couldn't disagree with you more. I hate Trish, I hate her in the pit of my soul and it extends beyond her appearance. She is the only DMC character, the only one in the whole cast I actively dislike. But I won't deny another man what he likes, I'm glad that there's something for everybody in DMC. Rock on, no-taste weirdo.

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When are Dante and Trish going to have a daughter? I want a lightning powered demon loli who's fighting style is as quick and explosive as her temper

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Vergil is a qt
That is all

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>90 hours in
>Still on DMD mission 13
Am I playing the game too slow? I tried to S rank everything before moving on and have never used a gold orb

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INSANE BUFFOON!

she isn't awful looking but I think everyone expected some kind of 11/10 aryan goddess instead of what we got

faggot

Based birthday candle doesn't deserve that.

When lucia gets to appear in another game.

SHUT UP ALIEN GO BACK

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Yeah but I can't find the image of Dante carrying her to the trash instead

>Reuben telling aliens to go back

>dmc4 trish
not perfect but MUCH better than this ayy lmao

>playing the game too slow
i still got DMD to S rank man

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a bit, but you're ok if you're not using gold orbs.
I broke down on DMD M18 and ended up using 2 gold orbs trying to go back now and S rank it all.

Without any doubt, black.

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>Dante fucking a real doll of his mom

That's gay as shit he needs to knock up Lady

or even a male one too

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she may look alike but she not the same.

>That doujin where she's getting fucked by a goat demon.

classic.

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>or a dog without a leash

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>tfw still have a preference for dmc3 lady
give me the damn spats back

>laugh lines

into the goddamn pits of hell

can you please stop posting that image?

Vergil no

What's the problem, user?

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hot as hell king Cerberus.

Black Butler is just DMC with shotas instead of DILFs, prove me wrong.

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Do you have a vergil one

Your typing skills.

>she gives birth to an ugly goat demon
>not a human demon hybrid like the Sparda's
It's Trash

nasty ass hoe....

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That's not what's written.

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I'm gonna make a fanfic for devil may cry and you can't stop me bitch.

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Urizen already fucked Lady and filled her with white orbs

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All I ask of you while writting your fic is that someone fucks Artemis

sexxxy

Jesus christ

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better be of Artemis raping Nero

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I mean it's true. The current arc is about the main character's twin brother coming back to life after being kidnapped, tortured and killed because of a demon, after their parents got killed during an attack in their mansion. Their dead dad may or may not be part-demon or shinigami. And the main character wants to kill his beloved twin brother because that's the right thing to do in the end. We need a crossover.

Good, as long as it's of good quality, you should go for it. Original content is always appreciated.

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okay deal, btw I'm adding Diana the demoness from that previous threads cuz she grabbed my attention enough.

If only she was this beautiful in the game.

fatto catto

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Imagine

stupid shit.

>Overture in the trash
???
It's one of the best breakers

just finished DMC5 for the first time and I feel like I missed something; what was V's aim exactly? it seems like he initially wanted Dante to stop Urizen then at some point changed his mind and fused with him to make him more powerful?

What's wrong with my typing friend?

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I think she looks fine. She's not as 'pretty' as she was in 4, but both she and Lady were anime tiddy monsters in that one, in 5 they look like actual people.

He wanted to return to himself

DANTE CULO
DANTE CULO

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I should draw and write the fanfic, instead of only writing, how's that?

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Something something muh power autism

your fuggly ass girlfriend that should be burnt to a crisp you stupid ugly ass bitch

That's quite rude.

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V knew he couldn't beat Urizen himself, so he got Dante and Nero to do it for him. It was his plan the entire time.

Any tips on fighting angelo unit on DMD as Dante? I know you can cheese them easily with SDT or Dr. Faust, but I want a legit fight.

They fight as a unit, very closely together and when you swing away you're likely to trigger parry from more than 1 of them. It is very hard to isolate them individually, and commander angelo when DT/low health has practically unlimited poise and cannot be launched

your mom's face is fucked.

do you smell your own shit?
does it smell good to you or something?

Literally nothing wrong with that. Her goblin nose is the issue
Nah not with that nose. It really ruins her. She was perfect in 4

I do not understand

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>playing on human after SoS to get it done before going to DMD
>everything dies after 2 hits
How do people play on this mode? Everything is so weak, how are you supposed to style at all?

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lol I have to make time for work and a gf and going out on the town who has time for your stupid style shit bro

sauce me my boy

You seem to have all the time to post here, you should use that to play at least on DH

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Honeycomb > balrog jab > shin shoryuken.

This one isn't so cursed, should've given him blue eyes

VERGIL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? WE'VE GOT DEMONS SPAWNING BY THE BOAT LOAD OUT HERE!

THAT IS IT
I'M SENDING A FURY AT YOU
BEGONE

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I'm afraid it's too late to stop me

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Gloria had the same face as trish just dark

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>How do people play on this mode?
they should have just named it "journalist"

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can't run from the Fury.

actually you should get banned....

>those last levels in the desert
I was left a broken man.

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This post hurts me personally.

I'll never manage to get over this. How the fuck can you be THIS incompetant. It's like the journo has a reaction delay of 5 fucking seconds.

My power has exceeded this plane

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>halfway trough DMD
>only found 3 secret missions
>still 3 bars from full health
>only foundgot a single purple orb from finding fragments in the missions

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>"I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER"

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>"IT'S MA'AM"

Will Lady and Trish get their own DLC? Epilogue seemed to imply so

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Lady

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No smiles indeed

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>those are supposed to be blue and red eyes
Whoever worked on DMC5 sucks dick. RE2make was so much better in terms of coloring

is worst girl

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THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY...
LET'S ROCK!

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V was just Vergil without power, he realised how much of a fuck up he was and had some kind of "character development", retuning to his former self is all what he wanted from the get go to fix his wrong and all that

it honestly is probably the industry that has the largest disparity of employees and the skills for their job. for the most part it's hiring blind people to critique art because they spout out some generic pros and cons.

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I started playing DmC for the first time.. and you guys weren’t kidding. This game sucks. Not because it’s a knockoff, it’s just boring and ugly.

give me more fucking images like this you bitch now! I want all of them!

>Gatekeeper unleashed
>Cerberus has multiple leashes holding him down

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Is that porn of Dante's Devil form?

How come the matrix-2000 goth outfit looks good on Lady but makes me puke when it's on Trish

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He BECOMES unleashed you fuccin moron.

Ok maybe some smiles

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i hate this alot please make more
but without the nose

Just use a guide.

Cursed

Because Trish is a goblin in this game

you have dumb fetishes

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I wish Lady's body had more visible scars in 5. Maybe it just means she's gotten better at her job than when she was younger, but damn I miss it. She should at least have that big ass scar on her leg when she was stabbed with the Kalina Ann. Also where is her red necklace she would always wear.

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I'm gonna sit on your face with my large ass and growl.

meant for

Because Lady is better than Trish

>that time Oney and crew did that as a joke and accidentally glitched past that
>Journos eternally btfo

Use bike

I'm afraid this doesn't end well for any of us

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I wanna fuck lady

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OH I DON'T LIKE THAT ONE BIT

I bet you're cumming in your son.

you the same redditfag who wanted their OC drawn named Diana?

I bet he still seething

huh?
I get the other meme responses but this one genuinely confuses me. Is there some kind of correlation?

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you're a faggit

more please?

>max insertion

Seriously though, is there something that makes you think I'm this guy you're speaking of?
I thought the other responses were because I said I wanted to fuck Trish but now I don't know. Fill me in

youtube.com/watch?v=HthDhaLgtmc
You had it coming

I'm seriously confused user. Give me the rundown on this redditfag or this diana thing so I can stop doing whatever makes you think I'm him

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What's stopping you from S ranking DMD? 2 much time in the void? i have dmd s ranked with less than half that time, tho i didn't touch human mode. DH and SoS are S ranked.

Based and redorbed

Looks closely. They are. It's just the realism in the graphical fidelity had its down toned for realism

>Because Trish is a goblin in this game
Trish has always been ugleh.

herpes demon will get mad at you

here is your slice of life anime Dante

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youtu.be/tT85s1B0TmI

Time for the victory lap bros.
just in time for bloody palace

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guten tag

>Think I'm pretty gud at the game
>Get to DMD
>Can't even finish a level without a gold orb let alone S rank it.
How do I get good Medic from TF2?

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Only got 1 more champ

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dumb nico. strudle icing goes on the pastry not on your face.

>ywn breed Nero’s tight twink hole

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I think I am really insistent on playing the game "my way" by not SDT nuking tough rooms, Faust pay2win and RGing bosses like Cavaliere, Cerberus Urizen and Vergil. It took me 2 days to get consistent parrying multi jdgement cuts. I know you can simply play it safe by tricking away and dodging

practice

>dumb nico. strudle icing goes on the pastry not on your face.
I know right. How clumsy
un fortunately she didn't get any on ladies face.

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put a thumbtack in your pee hole

What the fuck is that ?

Know the enemy spawn. You can cheese tough rooms with SDT. Better yet, just SDT and delete JUdeccas and proto angelo commander, then you can style on their minions.

>still has that stupid unga face

Scars tend to be less visible with ages

HÖLLE HÖLLE HÖLLE
UND MEIN STOLZ
LIEGT SCHON AUF DEM MÜLL

Nero looks so creepy.

I bet most of you just used golden orbs a lot during demon slayer mode just like me during boss fights. Don't fuccin lie.

>during demon slayer mode

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So with Bloody Palace coming out tomorrow, what hopes are there that we would get playable Lady and Trish and Vergil?

MAN

shut the fuck up vagina cupcake

ok

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IDK the DMC team is having a well deserved vacation after BP and I believe Matt. With upgrades to Dante and Nero, 4SE Vergil Trish and Lady would not cut it anymore

Can I keep her?

I at least hope that the update allows us to play as any character in any mission, because I seriously just want to be able to play more than only 10 missions as Nero.

>Vicente
>not Vitale

Vergil seems like a shoe-in since he he's already (somewhat) playable and he is a license to print money.
Dataminers saw some reference to a 'Ladies Night' DLC but no substance other than that. Having in-game models doesn't hurt Lady and Trish's case though.
My hopes are on 'Divergence' mode being this.

There it is , feels good man

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>Vitale
Cyka, I see what you did here

ok
sauce
nao

how many hours user?

anyone got any more dante ass?

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How do you get S-ranks on Human and Devil Hunter difficulty? Just by relying on the no damage score modifier?

i dont have an exact number, i would guess like 80 hours

And whaddya plan on doing if I do, hombre?

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s ranks on human are easy because the score requirement is like 4k score.
devil hunter is also doable with some stilypoints.
i dont think i no damaged anything on those difficulties, except mission 18 on devil hunter

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go shit on the carpet and lick it in front of your grandparents and leave us the fuck alone.

Why the fuck are you so mad user? I'm just posting my shitty images

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>the reason for Dante's depressed and bitter attitude in DMC2 and TAS is because of Vergil's deaths
>the reason for Dante's unusually asshole personality in DMC5 is because he's upset Vergil is alive and back
wtf??

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Because as far as he knows, Vergil is know a giant nigh-mindless treeman destroying the fucking city they grew up in.
His Vergil autism blinders just enhance this anger

>It's one of the best breakers

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go get fucked tranny

>he doesn't do overture JC combos
>he didn't stick three fists in his dad's dick

>urethral fisting
nice

what if there were moments in devil may cry that you could freely play with the environment like pick up a guitar and jam on it or use a car?

Fuck I hope online bloody palace gets added in tomorrow

>I at least hope that the update allows us to play as any character in any mission
me too, however I don't think this is a viable possibility, there are missions designed around Nero's specific grappling mechanic which Dante and V don't have a counterpart for

I would be very happy

What's got you so riled up you sperg? Why are you acting like a fucking retard

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Dante could just trickster over.

V could transform nightmare into a birdge.

Her hairstyle and colour work better for that look.

some require upward movement though

Maybe another feature could be introduced into the combat too.

well there was that strip club pole in 3 you could spin on with trickster. I'd like to see more stuff like that

You're the one being a retard, I'm pretty fucking sure of it.

maybe the van could get some use in dmc6 as well

Lady? More like TRANNY lol

When BP is supposed to drop?

>Put same demon plate shit on the map as Nero
>If dante walks over it, you get the option to automatically teleport to wherever the fuck the game needs you to be.
>If V walks over it, transforms Nightmare into a bridge/staircase.

I remember seeing a V drawing where Nightmare transformed into an escalator.

Take your meds you spastic. You started sperging out for no fucking reason

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run em over with the car
then have nico call and invite you to go bowling

You're gonna miss your school bus, faggot tranny kid.

tomorrow

I can do anything I want, go sniff a baby's asshole bitch.

I need time

That would be so awesome.

simmer down pussyboy
you're stinking up the thread with your autistic drivel

genuine autism

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you need to get cancer very badly.

especially you, you need it more than them, get cancer.

They're all me.

what if tomorrow they announce BP was just an April Fool's joke?

Yeah you are. I've already S ranked all missions and I have less playtime.

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you need to shut the fuck up or at least explain what you're being pissy about
literally just vomiting buzzwords over nothing
who hurt you? what happened today to make you like this?

bad day at school or something lad? Why are you lashing out like a tard

>twink
>nero
Do you know what a twink is?

No wonder Dante refuses to fuggg

Post more pictures of the best DMC girl

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>tfw same playtime but I'm not even halfway through DMD and I didn't even begin S ranking missions

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aaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaAaAAaAaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Trish is alright, it's just that she can't compete with the hotness of other characters. It's fairly easy for Nero to destroy the fuck out anyone who shares the scene with him.

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I'm one of those people.

he looks like a sim sometimes and it makes me uncomfortable

I have double the playtime but I haven't even finished HaH yet. That's depressing.

Why the fuck do we have to remain stationary to change lock-on targets?

Why the fuck can't we like choose to switch lock-on targets left and right instead of just going in one direction until you finally have locked onto the enemy you want?

Listen, dead weight...

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Nero's hair looks so out of place to me. I wish they kept the anime hair.

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t.nero

Can't unsee.

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that camera flash is comfy

Nero's reign at hottest only lasts until mission 11 and we get sexy oyaji Dante.

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>men look really good
>women look like horses and trannies

what did capcom mean by this?

god I wish that were me

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3dpd

user, if you think the men are really hot and the women aren't you know what that means? it means you're gay.

Trish is the only one that can be considered really bad though.

Nuh uh bitch, the hottness returns in mission 13! and then it single handedly stops dads from fighting.

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GIVE ME THE COOP BLOODY PALACE ALREADY ITSUNO

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>can't acknowledge another dude being not ugly without it making you a faggot
>can't think horsefaced women are ugly without it making you a faggot

so how do Dante and Vergil pass the time down in hell? talk about how much they hate each other?

Wait 24 hours.

Lel the fick is this logic ? Does men feel that insecured of being considered gay when they admit that other men are attractive ?

talk about how much they missed each other

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Show me SSStylish content. You nerds just post about dudes you want to fuck all day. I want to see webms or screenshots of you doing cool shit.

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the fuck*

MATT YOU FUCKER I KNOW YOURE READING THIS
MAKE DANTE AND LADY SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE A SON THAT IS BASICALLY DMC3 DANTE
IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH PLEASE MATT

Nero & V scenes are cute, Nero always has this adorable "wtf is even going on in life", look.

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big agree with this,girls get to compliment other girls on how they look and shit like that

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I want to fuck 150k Faust combo

shit, the face model they chose for Trish was PERFECT, how did they fuck it up ingame?

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Calm the fuck down Shinzo Abe.

Yeah but girls also suck dicks, would you suck a dick?

So, why hasn't Dante put some babies in Trish or Lady?

pizzasexual

so pretty, omg...

every time you kiss a girl you are sucking ALL of the dicks she has sucked
every time you kiss a man you are kissing ALL of the women he has ever kissed

ergo: the most heterosexual thing you can do is kiss men

I want to see pictures of her rom other angles to see how much Capcom fucked up with Trish, or if her model only looks good in some angles and depending on the lighting.

I mean, are you really arguing that Trish can compete with the boys?

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....can't argue with that logic

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will this suffice?

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sucking dick is basically eating every pussy that guy ever fucked, too

Beat DMD
Used omly 2 gold orbs on vergil wooo

Is there female versions of the SIN DT?

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>only

what is even happening here?

>Kyrie gets to fuck THAT

i reflected his summoned swords with the dt'd stinger

I kinda want Shadow as a palico skin in MHW now.

but every time a man kisses a girl, he also sucks all the dicks they've sucked.

ergo: when you kiss men, you're still end up sucking dicks.
it's a full cicle user

I want them Thicc

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So...is becoming a wizard the only solution?

shut up and let me suck your dick already

*you'll
*circle

typos

I want female Sin dt Vergil to be in thigh highs

those fucking TV spots are killing me

>bloody palace releases tomorrow
>everyone's talking about sucking dick
I'd like to say I'm surprised but I'm numb to this shit now

the final step is to suck your own dick, which has not been contaminated by other dick or pussy

No dicks here user. Sorry to dissapoint

Bloody Palace is just an April Fool's joke user, there won't be any new content

>Trish actually looks kinda hot here
what the fuck, did they change her makeup in the final game or something? her hair also looks a bit better

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It's gay to suck dicks though. Just take wizardry classes already

genderbending the dudes you want to fuck doesn't take the gay away, user
you're still gay for wanting to fuck em in the first place just accept it

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them being female makes me straight you redditfag.
Go back

What if I don't kiss them on the mouth?

Shes ugly, Capcom got catfished

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>user lost his dick in an accident
more likely than a female existing... I'll believe it
sorry for your loss, friend

How are the chances of getting online coop bloody palace tomorrow ? Seems like the kind of big feature Capcom would announce beforehand and not just surprise release it.

What about playable Vergil ?

DEMON ARMPITS

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btw I'm not gay or straight I'm bisexual.

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Would anyone be interested in a video that breaks down the damage values of every attack? So far it looks like no one else has done any big spreadsheets on the topic or anything.

So far, it looks like the difficulties don't actually change monster hp, but rather the damage they take. Neros first 4 swings do 420 dmg to a human enemy and 210 on DH. Also, Heaven or Hell mode just makes every hit do 1000 damage to every enemy

but in order to even think of fucking them as females you had to find the dudes alluring in some manner
checkmate homosexual

>can't beat DMD without using gorbs
>bloody palace tomorrow
I'm not ready senpais

I do like them as dudes tho.

Nobody cares which gender or sex you are fucking trannies

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you cared enough to wonder what I was didn't you bitch?

Stop derailing the thread fujos

>Looking at the character profiles
>Lady
>Injured Lady
>Exactly the same model
Am I missing something?

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Kyrie doesn't tolerate his bullshit and attitude for nothing.

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Jesus...

Lady is damaged

Why the fuck aren't they playable????

I couldn't give less fucks about it

I bet you find it kinda sexy deep down.

Any leaks yet?

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The damage is emotional

>if only
Being is actually worse than getting castrated. Since this is the internet, and I don't exist here, but trust me, being wahmen is worse.

I wish she got more screentime bros

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you have a funny way of showing it.
Just talk about DMC then and have fun instead.

Wheres can i get Dante and Nero mission logos?

retake this image with him reving the Red Queen

Yeah I can definitely see why Trish got that weird chin now. But she doesn't look that bad, so that doesn't explain everything.

She's having a huge smile on her face and she's probably moving a little on this photo so that's not really a good reference.

He's keeping the bullshit attitude for everyone not called Kyrie. He's adorable with her, AND he's hot, she got the ideal boyfriend.

it was a relevant response to the post at least you pissy bitch

You can't rev mid taunting

Considering how useless she was, I wish she wasn't there at all. And she's my favorite character.

>he doesn't know

btw if trannies are such a small minority how come when I come on Yea Forums I hear about them often?
You guys must really enjoy fantasizing them rubbing their butts and tits on your faces.

>gender or sex
same thing moron

>He does

Stop fighting frens

we don fight in DMC thred

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>he hasn't seen it

instagram.com/p/BvhgdvfHhZj/ She looks more like Trish than Trish looks like herself, how did Capcom fuck up that badly? Is it because of the voice actress face scan?

What the fuck, why does she look good here?

Her heart aches.

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I liked How we found out she has ptsd from killing her father

>trannies
>tits
I was agreeing with you until you said that
tranny spotted

MORE PLEASE

>Friend gets me into DMC
>Lady is a cool tomboyish girl
>DMC V
>Lady looks better than ever
>Personality: tee hee~

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It's a "LOOK AT THE CAMERA" taunt, not the one where he WROOM WROOM his sword

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the fights never even look stylish
like whats even the point?

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I could be a guy or a girl,
you don't know that.
Even if I'm a tranny one, that's kinda hot.

Go back tranny

she matured and warmed up to everyone

you even see that beginning at the end of DMC3

drop on your knees and suck every last drop of my cum, until my dick is drained, NOW

If you want it, you'll have to take it.

Yes sir

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No its not, you are not a normal human being and will kill yourself before you hit 25yo

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I actually hate that they have her do dumb cutesy shit with Trish all the time now. Like the scene at the end where they're like stealing pizza slices from each other and acting catty? That shit seems totally out of character for both of them since they're both supposed to be the "cool" archetype of lady.

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I'm just gonna talk about DMC more if you don't mind that is....

Do you expect someone to act the exact same as they were 20 years ago?

LET HER HAVE FUN YOU MONSTER.

Do I deal more damage with my guns if I'm in Gunslinger mod? I'm trying to do a only-guns fight vs Vergil and so far it's pretty fun.

r8, don't h8

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That's your opinion baby, yeah.

I want to lick her clavicle

>Trish
Naw son, Lady will be Beatrice's mother

I don't mind Lady and trish being frenemies, it actually fits the both of them. I don't like them being completely fucking useless and just act like Morrison calling them crazy bitches like it's funny and cool.

Go back

First: May I get the source?
Second: HNNNNNNNGGGG SIT ON MY FACE DADDY

>The jabs at the end to keep the juggle going while charging the gun.

Extremely SSStylish.

dont think so, but gunslinger moves are stronger then default moves

No, and it's good she got over her problems, but the change is so extreme it's jarring.

Or you can have this instead.

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holy shit it keeps going

They've been friends for like 12 years, mate.

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What the fuck is Lucia's lore again

Here I have more.

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We didn't get enough Nero yelling in this game. JYB is extremely good at yelling. All we got in 5 was.

NOT LETTING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
YEAAAUUHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH!

To those complaining about Lady didnt get more action, thats why she will get a dlc

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She's supposedly one of the secretaries that work for this one man that you beat later in the game.

desu I think berial is hot as hell.

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>those tubes
Every time

Didn't they say that there are no DLCs coming?

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>believing Yea Forums "leaks"

forgetting
>THAT BASTARD CALLED ME DEAD WEIGHT
>I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING
I think that's one of the main differences between Nero and Dante, Nero gets emotional/angry more often and usually takes things more seriously. I mean he does goof around with bosses but still

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It's all the practice from being Ichigo. Nero has all the anime yells, all of em.

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>blast

>and it's good she got over her problems
She hasn't. She still hasn't gotten over killing her father. She'll drink heavily and go on rants about it and her mother. She's just dragging herself along life while doing the occasional demon hunting job. She also lives in a motel and Nico describes her as "kinda messed up". That whole "tee hee" personality is a front to hide that she is basically depressed. It should say a lot when the majority of her friends are literal demons.

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Artificial demon created by Arius, the main villain of 2 ("KEEENG OF THIS WULRD")
Now this part I'm not 100% sure about, but didn't she have amnesia or some shit and not know what she was? I thought Matier raised her like a daughter or something.

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Okabe said If the games sells well Dlcs will come. Also Dan Said yesterday "Capcom has planos" when asked about DLC

I don't, i do believe the devs though

>those cute titties jiggle
Why live

That makes me very happy.

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>That whole "tee hee" personality is a front to hide that she is basically depressed.
>tfw Lady takes fashion cues from Dante each new game she appears in (bare chest and brown strap across in 4 like Dante had in 3, chaps in 5 like Dante had in 4) and now personality wise she is becoming Dante
fuck

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I'm stepping out to support the other user with the funny images.
You are in the wrong and I do not like you!

Is it possible for a combo to be too long? This shit is like a marathon.

can someone post the bloody palace floors?

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I used to want a Lady spinoff because she's more than cool enough to justify a game. Now I just want her to have another game where she can find some happiness cause 5 painted a pretty grim picture, God damn.

Do we know who Lady's face actor was?

I can't get a good picture I keep slipping in the blood

>Lady
>face actor

I want
>trish and lady
>dante and vergil
>nero, morrison and the others back on earth dealing with shit, and possibly get a new weapon

I want them all to climax together too, like all of the dlcs end with the gang back together.

That was awesome

>I want them all to climax together
woah now user this is a family friendly game

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Andrea Tivadar
instagram.com/andreativa/?hl=en

instagram com/andreativa/

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Fucking hell she looks nothing like Lady. What were they thinking when casting

>actor
I know this is bait, but i will not miss the opportunity to post Andrea

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Cute

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She cute

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unique image, literally nowhere else on the internet wtf

>Matt says they have nothing planned
>Okabe says they do
>Itsuno hasn't said anything
wtf bros

Pretty sure Nero made the game not family friendly already.
>uses nero's air guitar taunt
SHIT YEAH!

Matt does not have has much power as Okabe.

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Don't listen to user over here He's referring to someone else and only partially right. Basically, Lucia is an artificial Demon in a line of others just like her that were meant to perfect that sort of idea & are also used as secretaries for Arius. Lucia defected and is considered a failure because of this, she's later taken in by an elderly woman name Matier & you know the rest of 2 and the 5 prequel novel.

how is it depressing? my hours are pumped up because i did mission 13 over and over to try and co op with my friends, and i kept replaying the cavalier angelo mission too
just play how you want mang

She has thirteen pairs of boobs,
no luck Artemis

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>didn't she have amnesia or some shit and not know what she was? I thought Matier raised her like a daughter or something.
Correct. It why she was considered a failure in the eyes of Arius

>bp is tomorrow
>no news about co-op
g-guys

>trish with Gloria haircut
Hnggg

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Get mentally prepared for April fools user.

Very nice. I particularly like the use of bringer knuckles during windups and I’m a sucker for Blue Rose Tomboy generally.

Could maybe do more with positioning, there are a couple cool moments (JCing the dive and the Ragtime bounce of the projectile slashes) but ultimately the one place it really jams up the flow is when you have to Streak twice to reach the enemy toward the end. That whiff feels bad.

Maybe would have been cooler if you Hard Way’d out of it, IDK.

Still 10/10 shit.

Maximillian Dood lined that taunt up with the devil trigger theme. It sync so well.

1:43:28

twitch.tv/videos/392010199?filter=archives&sort=time

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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short and sweet

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There really should be a mod where you can have your song on every fight.

These webms single handedly made me include tomboy in my loadout. Stand punches make everything better. I'm too wired to Nero's gameplay in 4 and never remember to punch the shit out demons when charging moves.

the input for swapping balrog modes should've been a 360 motion.
Change my mind

Berial is kinda cute.

Just love the Coyote finish, stylish as hell

she qt

....She looks like Rihanna, my eyes-- are they tricking me?

Isn't it kinda easier to fuck up then tho?

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The backblast finish is real sick. Nice.

am I missing something, what's the appeal of Coyote-A? just seems slow and weak to me

I want to tend to Lady's wounds that she gets from regular use of Kalina Ann.

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it's cool.

GIVE ME PLAYABLE LADY ALREADY

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>those bruises/scratches
wtf I'm not even a Ryonafag

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V’s cane storm is the first 360 motion I’ve ever seen in a DMC game. They’ve basically run out of inputs at this point (hence everything having back-to-forward inputs) so if nothing else it’d be cool to see what they do if every weapon gets a 360 Y and 360 B for Swordmaster too.

I swear someone is gonna use those voice clips for for some SFM or any animation in general.

Why is Reuben so cute?
twitter.com/sui_yumeshima/status/1112287486812651521?s=20

sause

Where's this from?

POST PLAYTIME
>9 hrs babby

It exists in a weird place because it has damage falloff, meaning the optimal space to use it is inside melee range, which is typically where most people aren’t using their guns.

You have my undivided attention.

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reuben more like cuteben

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does it do anything that other weapons don't do? what's my incentive to use it?

uncensored version/sauce?

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I just hate how little moves it has, it's like 3 and 1 of them can change directions WOW

It's cute but....what the fuck is he saying I need to know...

What did we get from reuben's stream yesterday? I had to leave after Dan's

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>an hour and a half until April 1st in Capcom Land
>no new BP info aside from release date
bros I'm kinda worried

it has stinger

Looks like a God Gamer

>not peso muerto

is it true that specific Devil Breakers have special moves against all of Nero's bosses?
the only one I've seen is Rawhide snaring lil' chicky

twitter.com/tabletorgy?lang=en He also draws a really good human Rouge.

Why is DMC3 Lady still the best design?

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>SoS mission 2 ending cutscene
>V shows up dressed in green
>mission 3 starting cutscene
>now he's black again
What the fuck was that? He looked like an elf.

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the artist's name is right there but whatever, here is the sauce
twitter.com/tabletorgy/status/1110276324411740160

>tfw no lady playable

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ALRIGHT I HAVE A RAGING BONER SO I NEED SAUCE NOW

I believe Vergil had a 360 motion in 4SE, funnily enough it also rains projectiles from the skies.

Nice.

THANKS

Anyone know what the balrog is saying? Can hear it counting down but not understand the other lines.

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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he counts to 10 during blow mode, then "BURN" when he hits 10

during kick mode, he'll scream "IGNITE THE FLAMES...NOW" during the capoiera dance

when it's running out, he'll count down from 3 to 0

thx

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I remember in another thread people saying the translation from Japanese to English is a bit off a few times. Like when Dante tells Nero to get out of his way.

What other mistranslations are there?

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>IGNITE THE FLAMES
>NOW

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Based and Redorbed

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