You enter a bar to look for adventurers

nice tits user

It's almost as if that's the point of motocross

>bringing rape bait to dungeons
come on man.

>female warriors
I'd rather take a dog. But if I'm forces to chose, left one seems to have better armor, so she would serve as a better meat shield.

True wizards have fucked celestial beings on multiple dimensions and engaged in unknown heights of degeneracy with the inexplicable entities of pain and pleasures.

making a perfect opportunity to get in and out like a champ while those ogres are occupied

That's how you end up with more ogres.

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which gather more loot for you to take next season. Stop settling for scraps when you can play the long game and make bank

Left has obvious defense and charisma, while right looks like a tryhard who picked a cookiecutter attack/defense build from the local guild. Give me left any day.

>hiring a woman for adventuring
Woman are physically and mentally weaker than most men, so neither.

>no blood

did she get lucky?

Personality of the left
Ethnicity of the right

The perfect girl

left girl has short hair, because she understands it can get in the way of combat. she's also wearing chainmail and is still able to lift her arms like they're nothing, she's probably 4x stronger than she looks, and yet she is still acting very feminine, that means that she knows what she is but has no problems with it. she is in full control of herself and would be a boon in combat. probably a funner person to be around too.
right looks like dead weight, also what the fuck is that subwoofer on her chest, is she gonna play linkin park on that thing?

contrary to what anime tells you user, people don't immediately spew gallons of blood when wounded.

Hire both of them, then when we are out of town, I use my powers over life to rip their souls out of their bodies, seal them into a vessel, and use them as mana batteries until they are depleted

left

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in 1997

That's not a subwoofer, user. It's an impact deflecting dish.

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>subwoofer
Thats a metal plate for deflecting spears and lances, also stop this shitty chainmail is light weight meme. Its almost as fucking heavy as hollow plate armor.

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it has less ac than full plate, therefore it's lighter
shows what you know, nerd

>there are people here who would choose a "male" adventurer
haha oh wow

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>also stop this shitty chainmail is light weight meme. Its almost as fucking heavy as hollow plate armor.
But that's why he said she's probably 4x stronger than she looks...
Try using reading comprehension next time.

me on the right

Look at the pathetic whitoid insect in the back, you just know he jealous coz she rides black dick

It's called a rondel. If you're gonna educated someone about armor at least give the guy a word.

Nether, Lone wanderer perk OP

I would never choose anything but a Mage to accompany me.

Maybe.

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Have them fight to the death to prove themselves worthy of my attention

top kek

One piercing hit with a spear into the armpit and you were fucked. Even if the hit missed artery and you didn't die right away the spear point was probably put to pig or human shit before the skirmish. That subwoofer (rondel) could save your life.

It depends. If they are the most skilled and experienced adventurers in the bar, then I guess it would all come down to who has more experience or who could be more helpful in what I need to do.
If they are not what I'm looking for I would just probably go for a handsome young buffed stud with a huge cock.

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>warrior
no thanks

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my boy

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seething subhumanoid

Based and Magicpilled

I've seen a lot of posts like this today.

What makes white nerds on a video game forum roleplay and make posts like this?

I hire this one

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Hopefully. Those shitheads behind the camera should get a clue; they clearly hadn't shown her shit, and wood cutting requires care they clearly didn't give a fuck about since they were at best wanting to film girls first chop or at worst expecting a fuckup they wanted on film. As someone who likes survivalist and /out/ shit this infuriates me.

(You) addiction is a terrible mental illness

CARLOOOS

Right because gingers > everything else

"({[THEY]})" pay people to post that kind of stuff.

Neither, women aren't fit for combat

...did you require detailed instructions on how to chop wood?
Did your mother drop you a lot as a baby?

Left is a boy.

Left for an adventure to my dick.

>hire a wizard who can only cast one spell a day
>she always collapses after
Good choice you can rape her after, is what you were going for right?

well clearly the dumb cunt needed instructions.
A 5 year old needs like a 10 second verbal course.

>chopping wood is some kind of intense survivalist outdoor skill that requires training and practice
Chopping wood is a chore for children to do you city dwelling faggot. It's the absolute most basic chore there is

He's an old man

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Men with long hair conquered empires.

Fuck you. Kill youself. Eat shit and die. I would never harm her, ever.

redhead

Blow it out your ass!

Emotional fags who will jump to conclusions based on their own self loathing will choose right as she is not smiling, is western, her armour looks shiny, and sword is visible.
The non-fag would choose the left as:
>Her armour is dull, scratched, and tarnished.
This likely means she has seen much combat and favours function over form.
>Unlike the one on the right, the one on the left is wearing gloves.
Her use of gloves with fingers demonstrates that she cautious and inventive, as when faced with the decision between bare hands and the usual armoured mitts she chose something else.
>She is wearing chain mail and fingered hide gloves.
While both of these women have access to the copious amounts of wealth necessary for plate mail, the one on the left is visibly much richer as she uses chain mail instead of leather and has the ability to commission hide gloves with fingers from a master craftsman.
>She is foreign.
She isn't a runaway noble, she has been at this a while
>A short hair cut that keeps her hair away from her eyes.
This means she takes war seriously and is experienced enough to know that long hair can get in the way.
>Hair cut is still feminine and she is smiling.
This means that while being a seasoned warrior she has not become jaded and she still considers herself a woman, which has two implications. First of is that even in the most grim situations she would likely have an unbreakable spirit that could even keep her allies from routing. Second is that she would get along with others easily, ensuring that any party she is in will have good camaraderie which benefits morale and both internal and external negotiations.
>She is smiling at a fellow adventurer in a bar.
Unlike the other woman the one on the left is not trying to project an image of toughness, which means she has no fear, complete confidence in her abilities, is eager to go on an adventure, and does not think herself better than others.
>Sword sheathed and not near her neck.
Really.

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well that was rude

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Neither because this is the only partner I need

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What is it like having an IQ of 300?

or just walk 5 feet further and hire the Barbarian who had slain 5 dragons and fathered 9.

Yeah, I was chopping wood when I was like 8 years old, or maybe even younger. It's not complicated at all.

Girls are only useful in a physically demanding circumstance when no guys are present. You hear stories from gym teachers about groups of girls who are extremely gun ho about athletics until it's guys and girls together, at which point they fall back to simpering and acting weak so as to draw guys in to 'protect' them. This girlishness can be a mindset that lingers and never goes away.

A real woman is different and will actually focus on a task at hand. I've known and been related to and worked for farmer wives who would wade through waist high mud to push a cow who has her head stuck in a hole in a shed wall. The sort of woman who can carry a practically infinite amount of stuff on her back and crush rocks with her thighs (and if not her thighs a mean look).

It really comes down to their priorities. Women can remain focused on higher goals whereas girls never look higher than the next cock in their mouth.

that's the point of courses like that retard, to make them almost impossible

But what if she wants you to do it?

>keep her around for the final boss of the dungeon so she can destroy him with 1 hit
>carry her home on my back and feel her slender body press against mine
How can I get into this world when I die?

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Is that wat erza would like in the right in real?
Why Red hair Anime and game girls are hot but real redhairs not?

That video doesn't show the males driving the exact same course. It's not even close to impossible.

>armour is dull, scratched, and tarnished
>means she has seen much combat and favors function over form.
Or it means she's not a fighter at all and just looted it off some dead soldier and can't maintain it. Maybe she's completely inept at cleaning it and it's falling apart. A shiny breastplate can mean they commit hours to careful repair and upkeep.

>It's the course being to hard not the drivers being shit
youtube.com/watch?v=iHePxxS0K7o

>A real woman is different and will actually focus on a task at hand.
You were correct up until this exact moment then you just went right back to npc modern opinion protocol

Disgusting.

>not princess carry
shit taste

>tfw hiking in SEA
>carrying some water, food and tent
>rest cause tired
>old lanky woman pass by with firewood and produce tied to a stick
>try lifting
>can't imagine carrying it for more than 30 minutes
>old lady walks the trail everyday without stopping

>>means she has seen much combat and favors function over form.
>This likely means she has seen much combat and favours function over form.
>This likely means
Try again.

Axe safety something that needs to be taught to most people with limited experience innawoods. Unless you want little Timmy to bleed our or your girlfriend to lose those pretty fingers, potentially miles from medical aid.

And yes. Yes she did. Woodcutting accident you see.

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Lol grammar fag.

>How can I get into this world when I die?
Start thinking about when you die, your conscience will get detached from your physical body and to try to preserve your ego, will create a world and fill it with pieces of your subconscious mind, trust me, I know from experience.

Japanese girl is much cuter so her

Generally actual women are only found isolated with their husbands and families in the country. Cities are breeding grounds for girls who never actually stop being little girls.

>this is the world you created
jesus christ user

>Not reading a word which changes the meaning of a sentence is bad grammar.
>I'm not illiterate I just have bad grammar!

Axe safety and technique =/= not complicated. You still had to be shown how to do it safely and properly the first time, whther you remember it or it was a big deal or not. Pa didn't just throw you an axe like a boomerang and tell you to get to it unless he was a fuckwit.

Are we the figments of consciousness someone created?

No user that "actual woman" is just as childish and unstable as a teenage city girl, you're just still blue pilled to it

I wish that would be the case.

Fuck you, creator!
Your world is shit!
SHIT!

>“Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.”

~ Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man.

LEEEEEEEEFT

You've never been outside your city, we get it. It's not your fault that your perspective is blurred by its environment. It's alright user... I forgive you.

That's all stamina.

ahem, I believe you should have put quotation marks around that exaggerated non-quote for the intended effect.

hem hem.

hem hem

No user I'm just way older than you and married. One day you'll understand women and wash off the fantasy film covering your eyes

>go on an adventure with you
>with you
why the fuck would i leave my house?
if they wanna go on an adventure FOR me i dont care, bring me back something cool but im not going

I think you are probably both right. Inside that hard-as-nails practical woman is still a girl who wants to be treated like a princess, but it doesn't stop her from carrying that bag of feed to the chickens. Same way you can be the toughest, meanest, sonofabitch and still want to hug your mom and be looked after, just for a little while, when things get hard.

based and redpilled

Lol yeah right. Post photo of yourself and your wife. You're just some kid.

Shut the fuck up or you'll be born niggers next time

More like you can be my elderly farmer grandma and be strong as fuck from tilling the land your whole life, and still fake cry or give the silent treatment or be a passive aggressive bitch to emotionally manipulate people. Women NEVER stop acting like children regardless of their life. Having this fantasy where women stop being retarded the moment they live a challenging life is absolutely juvenile. That's why old countries and traditional living all had such strict control on their women and they weren't some strong independent warriors like this retard thinks

Make me a cute girl, you faggot god

How do I get a gf like this?

left so we can make cute babies

Beat her up

Actually a thing in Dragon's dogma

Go to the gym, start working out, and when you can pull it off start wearing tighter gear. I was surprised as fuck when I realized a 7/10 gym bunny was spending more time stealing glances at my ass, and choosing her cardio machines to get the best angle, because I'm not used to getting that sort of attention. I imagine it scales up. When you get some decent gains then you will probably get attention from the few girls who chase gains too.

Right. Left has a chink in her armor.

thx, will try

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What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

I found the chink in my armor

Hoe else will thank draw agro?

So a net increase of 4? Isn't that bad?

Dude, your subconscious fucking sucks.

>I know from experience
kek
not having a life is not the same as dying, faggot

The one on the left, who I assume is drinking milk. I trust strong bones and distrust an inebriated warrior.

Would you like adventurers to run out of jobs and waifus?

>not light armor

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she solved the ancient problem of being clothed and naked at the same time.
mein neger, Lefty is the right choice

So if I die will she be there?

I pick the Nip because she’s cute. She’ll be useless in combat because she’s a woman but at least she’s cute.

THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDER THE COMMAND OF JEANNE

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Alright, I’ll get the stake ready.

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This isn't true at all dude

Seriously the exact opposite. Women don't compete for men's cocks, they compete for respect. however a complete lack of cocks allows them to be batshit.

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Nogwarts looks pretty fun

That's ok.
I'll do it for you

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>compete for respect
>not doing things to earn it
I've met women that deserve respect, and have earned it, and they sure as hell didn't compete for it by being bitter cunts

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seething germanic cuck

Get the fuck back in the Vat, Hans

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>England
>mostly hitting Scotland
Imagine being such a miserable porridge eating cunt that God himself can’t resist punching you

Ignore them and Hire the fucking wizard since I don't need another front-liner

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Absolutely fucking based

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fpbp

precisely because its heavy, and she can lift it like its nothing, that makes her valuable.

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And what the fuck is with the ginger's armor? Is the breast plate already shredded to threads?

Fucking Carlos

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right because the rape will be more fun

this is the kind of guy who never goes to the gym but still complain about fat people working out.

as dangerous as this is, it is fun as fuck. Loved doing it back then with my cousins, when fireworks weren't banned from our country

Left one is wearing some costume plate shit with completely nonfunctional chainmail

Right is wearing something that looks functional, looks like cavalry armor so she probably comes with a horse too. Using a sword hundreds of years older than her armor, clearly a fan of history and can probably hold an interesting conversation

Left is shit

The right one.

>"I am a bad manager"
There, saved everyone a long and painful read

> ywn be a healslut for a strong fully armored chadette

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Those look like good shoes, and it doesn't look like enough force.

>that negative ass

Wow, no thank you. How can you have meaty thighs but absolutely no hips?

i expect a troll from Yea Forums to have designed that race course.

Left looks like she's good for nothing but sex. Absolutely useless in combat, annoying overly feminine character, really fucking stupid. I'd choose right for sure

Steroids don't exist in medieval times, so her body is unrealistic.

>Left looks like she's good for nothing but sex.
*both