Oh no! The kobold that stole your high-value amulet was captured by a bandit. Use your vidya skills to get it back!
Oh no! The kobold that stole your high-value amulet was captured by a bandit. Use your vidya skills to get it back!
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what vidya skills I only play minesweeper
propose cutebold gangbang
Since he's obviously got plans for thst bold besides their loot, propose to double-team them with him and snatch it when they're both exhausted
Does that kobold have a cock?
If so, just give the amulet to the bandit and keep the kobold
I summon three blue phantoms, fuck up the red guy, take my amulet, free the cute kobold, and tell her to be a more cautious and better person since not everyone will be so kind.
I’ve been playing a lot of Shadow of Mordor so:
>Shoot Kobold and Bandit in their feet to pin them
>Brand both
>Have sex with both
>Kill their rivals so they rise in rank and I get control of both of their factions
dont worry i will deflect every incoming attack and this should be easy
Quick save and use the power of savescumming to kill both.
is it a female kobold
>Hold breath
>Die
>Haunt amulet
>The kobold that is perfectly capable of stealing objects without a trace
>Captured by a single grunt
Leave them, they're obviously worthless from the start
WHERES THE KOBOLD PORN
Kobolds in recent D&D lore actually change gender as the nest demands, so if they ARE male, if you fuck them enough, they won't be for long.
I gotchu user
I stand there and wait as from what I can tell from that Bandit's reddened complexion he's about to die from overheating.
Then I entice the kobold over by jangling a bag of gold as if it were keys.
How is that Kobold wearing my amulet without shoulders? Wouldn't it just slide off?
>he doesn't know about the 121 trick or the 22 trick or the half and half luck trick
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______!
I steal the bandit and equip him. I attack the bandit's sword with my equipped bandit.
What kind of stats does that amulet have? I need to know whether its worth the personal risk to retrieve it.
GO JUDAISM BEAM
Why has no one made a doujin of this
I want to hump that gap. With my penis.
Secret boss
based
Pretty sure there's writefags who've done a green or two on it, down in /trash/
You can't lewd stick figures.
>ywn fuck a kobold (male)
>on-model
10/10
GIVE ME THAT AMULEET GIVE ME THAT AMUULEEET
>inb4 self revive
Cursed amulet of the lizard king
+10 luck
but attracts kobolds which will randomly attack your party and attempt to steal the amulet
fuck the amulet kill the kobold and marry the bandit
Rape the bandit
Thanks for the chuckle
this
>Beat the shit out of the bandit with a cardboard box, three traffic cones, a no parking sign, and my fists
>Marry the kobold
>Side story complete
fuck the amulet
Hot
Done.
fucking thieffags
Nobody can resist stretchy arms
How did you guys draw these? What apps do you use?
I can only find photo editing apps that add filters.
MS paint
MS Paint
But I only have an iPhone
git gud
i used firealpaca.com
But it's for PC only
Manu you should stay on reddit
Excuse my shitty paint skills.
Is this an arx fatalis reference?
Very well
Imagine
>kobold as dog
Kill yourself weeb
Patrician's kobolds are miniature retarded dragons.
>not wanting a cabal of loyal dog/wolf minions
Lost Magic, DS RPG/RTS. First spell is a 2-rune spell to make a wall that spreads some DoT dark fog. Second spell is a spell to capture a monster, Pokemon style.
Dang, I wish I still had my nintendy DS
>thpttthpptpttptphtphtphtphtthphph
>not gronk/hiss
2.5/10 its the best I can do.
>tfw no kobold gf
Manipulate reality itself is best solution
>involving Baba
Come on user, that's cheating.
Baba is way too OP.
is that his hit box?!?!?! lmao
If holy focus bolt doesn't kill him, my pawn in the back will.
how about you being the one on the bed, user
Don't tell me you won't use unlimited power to twist the fabric of reality. Are you afraid of divinity?
Whoa
That Kobold is my wife and I gave her that amulet after our first child was born. Also, I use gun and shuut him dead.
>BLOW UP BALLOON, HUMAN!
FUCK
THE
KOBOLD
Thanks, doc.
This is my second playthrough. I deliberately only used weak amulets until she stole it, then went back for the better one.
>condom
Into the /trash/ it goes.
S T I C C
I murder them both with my pack of Hydras and drink some juice
I'm very afraid
Toss the condom and we can go for a third, honey.
Lets settle this fairly, we both fuck the kobold and the last man standing wins the kobold and amulet
I like how wedding rings for the dick now come in sanitary packages!
I forget, did Donkey go straight down after each bounce or did it bounce around the map with each landing?
Armageddon had it straight down right?
Straight down
>die because of your own Hydra's poison fumes
>user's army is routing!