Oh no! The kobold that stole your high-value amulet was captured by a bandit. Use your vidya skills to get it back!

Oh no! The kobold that stole your high-value amulet was captured by a bandit. Use your vidya skills to get it back!

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what vidya skills I only play minesweeper

propose cutebold gangbang

Since he's obviously got plans for thst bold besides their loot, propose to double-team them with him and snatch it when they're both exhausted

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Does that kobold have a cock?
If so, just give the amulet to the bandit and keep the kobold

I summon three blue phantoms, fuck up the red guy, take my amulet, free the cute kobold, and tell her to be a more cautious and better person since not everyone will be so kind.

I’ve been playing a lot of Shadow of Mordor so:
>Shoot Kobold and Bandit in their feet to pin them
>Brand both
>Have sex with both
>Kill their rivals so they rise in rank and I get control of both of their factions

dont worry i will deflect every incoming attack and this should be easy

Quick save and use the power of savescumming to kill both.

is it a female kobold

>Hold breath
>Die
>Haunt amulet

>The kobold that is perfectly capable of stealing objects without a trace
>Captured by a single grunt
Leave them, they're obviously worthless from the start

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WHERES THE KOBOLD PORN

Kobolds in recent D&D lore actually change gender as the nest demands, so if they ARE male, if you fuck them enough, they won't be for long.

I gotchu user

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I stand there and wait as from what I can tell from that Bandit's reddened complexion he's about to die from overheating.

Then I entice the kobold over by jangling a bag of gold as if it were keys.

How is that Kobold wearing my amulet without shoulders? Wouldn't it just slide off?

>he doesn't know about the 121 trick or the 22 trick or the half and half luck trick

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______!

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I steal the bandit and equip him. I attack the bandit's sword with my equipped bandit.

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What kind of stats does that amulet have? I need to know whether its worth the personal risk to retrieve it.

GO JUDAISM BEAM

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Why has no one made a doujin of this

I want to hump that gap. With my penis.

Secret boss

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based

Pretty sure there's writefags who've done a green or two on it, down in /trash/

You can't lewd stick figures.

>ywn fuck a kobold (male)

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>on-model
10/10

GIVE ME THAT AMULEET GIVE ME THAT AMUULEEET

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>inb4 self revive

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Cursed amulet of the lizard king
+10 luck
but attracts kobolds which will randomly attack your party and attempt to steal the amulet

fuck the amulet kill the kobold and marry the bandit

Rape the bandit

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Thanks for the chuckle

this

>Beat the shit out of the bandit with a cardboard box, three traffic cones, a no parking sign, and my fists
>Marry the kobold
>Side story complete

fuck the amulet

Hot

Done.

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fucking thieffags

Nobody can resist stretchy arms

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How did you guys draw these? What apps do you use?

I can only find photo editing apps that add filters.

MS paint

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MS Paint

But I only have an iPhone

git gud

i used firealpaca.com
But it's for PC only

Manu you should stay on reddit

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Excuse my shitty paint skills.

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Is this an arx fatalis reference?

Very well

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Imagine

>kobold as dog
Kill yourself weeb
Patrician's kobolds are miniature retarded dragons.

>not wanting a cabal of loyal dog/wolf minions

Lost Magic, DS RPG/RTS. First spell is a 2-rune spell to make a wall that spreads some DoT dark fog. Second spell is a spell to capture a monster, Pokemon style.

Dang, I wish I still had my nintendy DS

>thpttthpptpttptphtphtphtphtthphph
>not gronk/hiss
2.5/10 its the best I can do.

>tfw no kobold gf

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Manipulate reality itself is best solution

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>involving Baba
Come on user, that's cheating.
Baba is way too OP.

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is that his hit box?!?!?! lmao

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If holy focus bolt doesn't kill him, my pawn in the back will.

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how about you being the one on the bed, user

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Don't tell me you won't use unlimited power to twist the fabric of reality. Are you afraid of divinity?

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Whoa

That Kobold is my wife and I gave her that amulet after our first child was born. Also, I use gun and shuut him dead.

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>BLOW UP BALLOON, HUMAN!

FUCK
THE
KOBOLD

Thanks, doc.

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This is my second playthrough. I deliberately only used weak amulets until she stole it, then went back for the better one.

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>condom
Into the /trash/ it goes.

S T I C C

I murder them both with my pack of Hydras and drink some juice

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I'm very afraid

Toss the condom and we can go for a third, honey.

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Lets settle this fairly, we both fuck the kobold and the last man standing wins the kobold and amulet

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I like how wedding rings for the dick now come in sanitary packages!

I forget, did Donkey go straight down after each bounce or did it bounce around the map with each landing?
Armageddon had it straight down right?

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Straight down

>die because of your own Hydra's poison fumes
>user's army is routing!