In a parallel universe... Neo Cortex is a hood nigga that needs watermelons instead of crystals

The Niggers
Of course

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I have all of that except welafare and big cock, am I a nigger?

LMAO

Why did watermelon get synonymous with black people? I hate the fruit, and I hear the Japs like it far more for a much longer time. So why is blacks made it like that's all they think about?

NIGGER

nanking rape

Wait why do we hate black men?

Die tripfag

well, despite only being 12% of the population...

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!
youtube.com/watch?v=oOTxWGcjaPk

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nigger

>based and redpilled

Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot (PBUH), emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

What in the Nether did you just say to me you fucking tree-puncher? I'll have you know I'm Steve, and I've been on numerous raids on the End, and I have over 300 Nether Stars. I have playtime in numerous Creative servers, PVE servers, and currently the fucking best-geared on this death-ban server. You're nothing to me but another skeleton pansy-tossing arrows like before the buff, hitting the fucking 2-block ceiling everytime. My arrows from my Power 4 Infinity Bow will smite you down to XP. You think you can just fucking join this server and call me out over global chat? Think again you zombie-brained stone-aged square. As we speak I'm chatting with my PVP group hidden throughout the entire fucking server and you're being scouted out from your dirt pit, so you better prepare for the impending server-rainstorm you block head. The rainstorm that'll crush your already pathetic FPS and your putrid default skin. You're gonna be banned dirt-gobbler. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fucking grief you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my fist. Not only are my MCMMO stats maxed on this server, but I have access to our entire clan's armory, and I will use it to the fullest extent to purge your laggy ass off the face of the Overworld you fucking pig. If only you could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little "clever" chatter would have damned your playtime on here, maybe you would have kept it in fucking private chat. But you spoke in the wrong chat, you derped big-time, and now you're gonna pay the diamond you shy silverfish. I will drown you in ghast-fire and lava. You're fucking bonemeal, chicken little.

The video is so fucking retarded but damn it feels like a 2008 YTP. I love it so much.