How do you win this boss fight?

haha my smash main is wario because i'm also a fat farting piece of shit here's a handgun please shoot me

I did, but then you were born. I decided never to have sex again, because no one deserves an existence like yours and i'm really sorry.

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Walk away and never look back. Who the fuck can mistake name of game he like.

>Dragon Quest
Based

This cheesy display disgust me

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You could try throwing a fork at her.

I refuse to have intercourse with slutty men who've had lots of sex with different women. Because every time they put their penis into a vagina it gets squeezed into a smaller size. Real men save their dicks for marriage & god & their future wives so they can have giant virgin dicks.

>Which Dragon Quest? I have only played DQVIII for PS2, but I remember enjoying it a lot. I also really enjoy Harvest moon and even Rune factory.

There you go, then you keep the conversation going. You guys should know video games, this conversation is easily to handle.

>N-no it's quite alright to call it Gears at War
>I mean it's not as if I didn't understand what you said, rather, I understood it just fine
>You know there's not a lot of games on the market with 'Gears' and 'War' in the title, so I just applied a bit of common sense and were able to understand you just fine
>That's the good thing about the English language, it doesn't have to be 100% precise, screwing up a bit is okay I guess
>Not that you should screw up, just like you did, you should try to avoid screwing up next time when speaking about titles of games.

how did I do?

I just did with ur mum m8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I can't have sex with my sister

hey Yea Forums what is your strategy when it comes to girls

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>gears AT war
LMFAO look at this fucking roastie scum, fake gamer. get thjef uck out your fake bitch slut. you are not a real gamer, you are a fake whore bitch. roastie slut. we need to rise against these roasties and white knight's.

relentless rape

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Me bitch

You'd make an excellent harem protagonist, user.

I met a girl like this at pax today blue hair and everything(dressed like kh aqua)

Ask if she's played Stardew Valley, ask her Smash Bros main and favorite nintendo franchises, tease her about gears of war, just normal person things

I got to give it to that guy, he sure knows how to hype himself up

absolutely based

>see post about raping white women and shooting innocent animals
>see avatar
checks out

pokemon girls aren't white, they're japanese

Deploy spaghetti and equip my cape of +5 charisma

Yell "GO HOME, GAMER GIRL."

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This sadly

japan doesn't exist in their universe you stupid fuck

>that lonely webcomic artist who draws an insert gamer gf who is pretty much the embodiment of himself but with colored hair

mega yikes

>tfw girlfriend got into video games because she wanted some hobby to share with me to get closer
>tfw she only plays Splatoon nowadays and is sucked into the Tumblr fandom of it and is insistent that Marie is gay
Damnit, women.

I can't because I was brainwashed into cutting my dick by some cult-like ideology :(

Ask if she's tried Rune Factory, it's like Harvest Moon but with an RPG on the side. If she hasn't, you've introduced her to a great game. If she has but mentioned Harvest Moon over it, she has shit taste and it's time to move on.

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>Harvest Moon
dick breaks through my pants and the table

If only women actually thought this way. The world would be a far better place if people saved themselves until marriage.

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Reload until I get the right choice.

>girls
>liking games
fake

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No one asked you about your sister in the first place, faggot

>I can't have sex with my sister
Yes you can. Trust me, I checked. Now let's go hit those showers.

fpbp

then why aren't babies penises huge? the only vagina they've touched was on the way out.

If she corrected herself, obviously it was just a flub, who cares.
What bothers me more than people who aren't too into games, are people who pretend to be into games. What purpose does it serve? It's creepy as fuck to feign enjoyment from something you don't really like.

Literally just the male version of a crazy yandere chick.

It'd be hilarious if a few of them actually believe this when many of them are documented believing you can get taller and have a longer dick through lifting weights.

>then i would fuck the girls agian and mabey a few guys if im bored
based

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And it takes them 15-20 years to fully recover from it

>Doesn't even play EDF or Diablo II
>"teehee I'm an anime character XP"

I throw the complementary free bread at her and leave.

>Those casual & generic games
You might be cute but you sure as hell aren't interesting.

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i love dragon quest, of the ones i've played, V is my favourite. I like how you can recruit monsters in it unlike previous games
i found Harvest Moon More Friends of Mineral Town covered in dirt on the side of the road at a stop along the highway. i liked it a lot.
I play smash all the time with my roommates, you should come hang out with us sometime.

it's like getting a new job
to have sex you need experience, but to get experience you need to have sex.

>It's alright; never played Gears in War anyways. Anyways, who's your Smash main, and have you ever played Rocket Slime? Personal favorite Dragon Quest.

Retard

>people who pretend to be into games
It's just sheeple latching into stuff shills tell them it is "cool". Just disregard the human-shaped automatons.

>Quest
fake nigga. it's dragon warrior over here.

>a few of them
>them
>referring to men not as "us" but "them"

Also
>Implying anyone actually believes you get a bigger dick through weightlifting
It's pretty well understood among men that people with huge muscles have small wangs because of a) insecurity and b) roids.

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That's why your first one needs to be basically working for literally anyone who will accept you

It's to fit in. People hate missing out. You know, as they say, fake it until you make it.

>fat hand

What's the next way people will say Yea Forumsirgen?

based

I've had it happen for things other than games too though. Some sort of surface level interest where they know words related to music, or movies, or games, but as soon as you pry any deeper "Oh well i'm not THAT interested" then why bring it up? You know I like games, you know I listen to music, why bring it up? I'd rather we had things each of us enjoyed individually, we can share it with each other, that's how you fucking make friends and further relationships. But why lie.
I don't get it and it makes my head hurt.

>I don't get it
like sex

based can't wait to hit those showers poster

BIG OOFUS not only did you get the name wrong but that game is shit *dabs

Give me a foot job under the table right now.

>foot fags

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based and redpilled

I get sex, anyone c an get sex if you just go on tinder, it's not that hard. Even if you're ugly as shit and fat. Someone will eventually be into that or be desperate enough. I don't get people who try to cultivate relationships by pretending to be your mirror image, does anyone actually enjoy being in a relationship with someone who likes all the same things as you? It's only ever been hell when I had to experience it. She always wanted to do everything together, from playing games to listening to music, to anything else. I'd rather someone who wants space.

that's probably the reason the Rabbi suck all those kids off at birth

bro you don't understand, a lot of these people are literal 40 year old vergins

Dilate

How do you beat this boss, then?

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>kanto region
>kanto japan

How do you sound right now lil nigga?

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harvest moon > gears of war

haha peanus weanus

haha

peanus weanus

haha

someone post the screenshot, I've been looking for it for months

>It's pretty well understood among men that people with huge muscles have small wangs because of a) insecurity and b) roids.
literally nobody believes this but people who don't lift.

based
behead fornicators

but Lt. Surge is from America and Arcanine is from China