Has the speedrunning bubble popped?
Has the speedrunning bubble popped?
yes
4pm is dilation time
most of the trannies killed themselves so not many people left to go to those events
There was never a speedrunning bubble to begin with.
when its not being ran by a money laundering organization apparently yes
Save the animals!
*Donates $2000 to George Soros*
Let's beat that cancer!
Well when you turn the event into "no fun allowed" then yes. You killed it.
Speedrunners have their own events. There's not a lot of overlap. It's like going to an anime convention looking for pogs.
I had a very casual interest, and stopped watching when people weren't allowed to have any fun at all anymore.
speed running is like a subspace of a subspace
The main space: video games
the subspace: specific video game
the subsubspace: speedrunning specific video game
most speed runs are utterly retarded. however I do enjoy speed runs of those utterly brutal mario kaizo romhacks as there is very litttle
>running into the wall for 30 seconds to skip 90% of the game
Where DOES one go to find pogs in the year of our lord 2019?
I've got some in the back of my van. It's right this way.
I never understood this anyway. They do their best to break the game and find glitches to get through it as fast as possible, and people should care.. why?
My place. I'll show you my tubes.
explain what you mean by this? who is soros. and what is "save the animals"? and I'm assuming the last bit is a reference to some sort of charity?
did pax do something specific? I don't even really know what pax is. I mean I gather its a gaming convention but that's all I know.
OOOORRRRBBBB
AND THIS IS WHY I WAS ASKING AROUND THE ANIME CONVENTION.
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME POGS AREN'T EASY TO FIND
What in the fuck is a pog?
Why would speedrunning need a panel? What is there to discuss that requires a public panel?
it died after cosmo did, prove me wrong
Underage pls go
scam charities took over and blackballed all the entertaining runners to sanitize events.
It was only ever a fad. I imagine the majority of people only ever liked it because they were seeing their favorite games get broken with weird wacky glitches. Gets old after a few years
With any luck. While I think it's cool to watch speedruns sometimes, the community around it is absolute cancer.
Nothing. Have some milk. It's bedtime, squirt.
I never understood the point of speedruns and runners. So you played a single obscure game that 99% of people moved on from already so you can beat the game 0..000584929 seconds faster than some other 30 year old loser who also dedicated their time and effort to this "hobby"? I'm all for people who make a game their bitch through skill or do stuff like difficult runs (no leveling up, no deaths, etc), but this shit just screams autism.
how do these guys get gfs
You wouldn't understand the exultation of a high score or a world record because you've never dedicated yourself to any endeavor.
>Speedrun
>Takes longer than 30 minutes
Who the fuck cares
I'm not watching you play Final Fantasy for 9 hours
>implying that isn't his sister
>muh cosmo
Who gives a shit about that loser when based zfg is still around?
The original GDQ was made to fund autism research. I'm not joking. Everything changed.
Girls are all over guys who live life in the fast lane
please tell me more
Speedrunning isn't about panels and meetups, it's about playing fucking video games fast.
GDQs were originally about doing that for charity, now it's some shell of what it once was, solely to line the pockets of the staff. What the fuck would a "panel" about speedrunning even entail? Literally what could they talk about. Drama?
Logistics units usually.
i'm scared of trannies so i didn't attend
Speedruns are only interesting if there are insane glitches/strategies to pull off, otherwise it's just boring. A good example is Half-Life.
Cardboard circles with pictures on them that kids in the 90's...kids during ONE year in the 90's went crazy for. One of the quickest burning fads ever.
Speedrunning is the most boring autistic crap outside of esports that gaming has to offer.
The best speedrun event was either the Tomba 2 one with CavemanDCJ, the Mirror’s Edge “no glitch” run with Dr T-Chops’ skeptical commentary, or any of the Halo/Half Life speed runs because those two franchises are always the comfiest speedruns to watch with some cool tech.
all the cancerous e-celebs stopped trying to speedrun because fortnite attracts more retards?
maybe i'll get back into it
>Most recent donor: Nobody
>Donations Goal:$0/5
kek
Apparently neither do you
>who is soros
Oh my sweet, sweet summer child...
>panel about activity that isn't the main focus of the event in question is less attended than events dedicated to the activity itself
Call me when GDQs drop dramatically in attendance.
BEGONE
Watching somebody break a game used to be fun and the personalities was a huge part in making it entertaining. They sterilized everything and now it's just boring.
Imagine if these same autists dedicated their time and effort to something that wasn't so worthless. You're high score or low time in fucking Mario 64 isn't on the same level as a master carpenter. Or powerlifter/bodybuilder. Or a lower lap time in track/swimming. Or an artist. You and those like you chase a cheap thrill via speed running because it's the only thing that gives you a short term high required to ignore how the rest of your life is in shambles and/or pathetic. Get over yourself.
That's hilarious
The freakshow just got too repulsive.
It's a hobby. People can do whatever they want. That's actual diversity. The world is richer for it.
>powerlifter/bodybuilder. Or a lower lap time in track/swimming
literally worse than speedruns
only like 10% of games that can be speed run are actually any fun to watch
Pornhub
>not donation to based Lord Soros
cringed and borderpilled
a tranny's lifespan is only a few years
I don't know who any of those people are. or what you mean. who's soros? can you just tell me for once
There is literally no reason for you to insinuate the user you replied to speedruns or participates in the speedrunning community in any capacity, or that he believes speedrunning is of greater merit than any of those things you listed.
For real, what is happening here? Did his sister just walk in and start kissing up on him?
We live streaming Alabama or what is the context here?
reminder that 4000 people watch ZFG do the same OoT speedrun every single day
what is the purpose of a speedrunning panel? what would they even discuss? just have a race or something instead
One can only hope, fuck these autists
found this one retard speedrunner named xem, runs ratchet stuff mainly. He is such an incredulous asshole. He shit talks everyone, he made fun of bonesaw's agdq run (the best run they ever had), he constantly shit talks american political stuff. Like holy shit, he might be the most toxic speed runner I have seen. Such a supreme tool. He was an opera singer so you know he has that artsy liberal major major jack off status. Just so far up his own ass.
God, fuck Xem
people barely cared about this shit in the first place
i don't see why they would keep caring about it when the already small community got co-opted by trannies
Looks like the room is at 41% attendance
fuck everyone that """speed"""runs 8+ hour RPGs
Things like Mario speedruns are pretty fun to watch though
>explain what you mean by this?
Quick rundown:
- Awsome Games Done Quick starts off as a small group of friends seeing who can get the fastest time speedrunning a game, hosted on twitch, with the goal of raising money to donate to charity.
- One gimmick is to incentivize the SNES Metroid speedrun to perform an optional side-quest at the end of the game which makes finishing the game slower, but you "save animals" before the planet explodes.
- Slowly the event morphs over time from a few friends to dozens of people from the speedrunning community, until eventually the "community" degrades and loses direction as too many people who are there for other reasons (self-absorbtion, egotism, etc) take over the event
- After several years eventually all games reach their minimum times for human performance levels, all forms of risk and "fun" are stamped out, and the original creators are all gone or pushed aside
- All these years the "charity" being donated to wasn't actually using that money for cancer research, but cancer "AWARENESS" which means telling people about how dangerous cancer is (aka "90% of charity funding goes to administration costs" aka "it's a scam")
- George Soros is yet another rich sociopath who sets up scams to get even more money from people, who is tangentially related to the "charity" that AGDQ launders money for -- i'm sorry, "donates" the earnings from the event to.
the only good speedruns to watch are monkey ball speedruns.
You litterally dont need to know anything about the game to be impressed. The only thing that can come close to it are platform based games like mario, but even then some of the stuff they pull off are wacky game breaking glitches that some wont understand of anything that happened or how hard it is to pull off
monkey ball is literally just pure skill the whole way through
faggot
>le pause buffer every level because I'm too shit to move on the correct frame speedrun
monkey ball used to be good but its not anymore
zozzled
They're tazos
Soros is an extremely rich old man who is famous for donating enormous sums of money to charities and fighting for democracy and freedom all over the world.
Of course, this makes him a target of nazis and conspiracy theorists. Anyone who has anything bad to say about Soros can be safely disregarded as a delusional /pol/tard.
SENPAI
No sarcasm here, folks. None at all.
Back to /pol/ fuckface.
lol
Can we have a speed running event with no trannies and were peoples speech isn't controlled
It transitioned
what the hell is this a reaction to?
I will say he can speed run a game like a maniac. He fucking knows what he is doing. But he needs to knock his assholery down a bit. He seems like one of those "my opinion >litterally anything. opose me? eat shit and die" kinda retards.
Like there is litterally no reason he shit on bonesaw so much. Must have been jealous he isnt the most known speed run ever at agdq
Hawaii. Gotta go back to the source.
no
I don't remember. That interview was over 2 years ago.
if the runner is playing a borimg game, of course nobody is going to watch
underrated
>mfw I lived in the middle of nowhere when this was going on and nobody around me played pogs
>can you stop?
>can
>you
>stop
>?!
I can respect the skill, time and effort but it's really an autistic niche and not that entertaining.
>buying a bag of chips just for the tazos inside
where did all the time go
What would be talked about here?
>how to beat mario 64 in 50 minutes
>maximizing twitch views per world record
>how to optimize your movement in 2d side scrollers
>how to get out of bounds in unity games
Next you'll tell me you don't know what Crazy Bones are
>tfw pogs were the most popular thing and I was the perfect age to enjoy it
I feel bad for you, user. It was truly rad as hell.
The guys are turning their attention elsewhere, which drives the ladies nuts
Why are anime posters so insecure and retarded?
People only care about speedrunning when it's a gaymurr way to give to charity
I still have my metallic tazos somewhere
Didn't it come out that the charity was turning around giving back a percentage of the donations to him, so it would look like most of the money was going to the charity but not really?
It seemed like so many issues came to a head when he went loopy and started gulping down Chinese hormones, because that (2014-2015) was also the debatable height of social justice faggotry running rampant everywhere (which started making the tranny lifestyle seem appealing to dumb young people with no definite career path). Seeing a relative star of the scene go down that path clearly left an impact on a lot of impressionable retards in speedrunning, as a suspicious lot became trannies themselves or at least massively flamboyantly gay (especially Zelda runners, and more especially TP and now and BotW runners).
This was also around when GDQ began enacting a lot of No-Fun-Allowed rules (you can trace the very MOMENT GDQ started its descent: when Knitting Woman interrupted RunnerGuy's in-costume OoT 100% run in 2013; soon after she became a showrunner for future GDQs and was responsible for a lot of the no-fun rules, including "no costumes"). Plus GDQ was also beginning to get more serious funding and advertising, which accelerated the no-funning.
Basically, Cosmo, peak tumblrism, bitter seething GDQ showrunners, and selling out all came together to this perfect shitstorm that just ruined speedrunning as a hobby and a community.
Shitposting makes themselves feel better
spbp
The literal antichrist
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHLOMO
Over the past several years, AGDQ have been getting 2k+ dollar donations sprinkled throughout the event from "anonymous" donors. Not sure if it was a year or two ago but when they were trying to break the 3 million mark, near the end of the week they were getting large strings of 2-5k donations from anonymous donors. It is pretty clear someone is laundering money.
>this next block of PC classics is bought to you buy by CD Projekt and the Good Old Games store, use discount code HOYP to get 10% of any purchase
Issue is that unless some new strategy is found the only thing that ever changes in a speedrun is execution which usually consists of doing everything frame perfectly more or less which will be performed 1 time out of hundreds if not thousands. Pokemon Red has pretty much been the same since Nidoran was discovered to be the best back in like 2013, am I not wrong?
>unironic shill for $oro$
There is a special place in hell for cretins like you.
What is dilation?
Tbh more people are in the closet than you think but backlash to that sort of thing makes people deny their base nature. I'm sure most of those people were trannies to begin with but seeing someone who was a important figure in their circle coming out made them feel better about doing so as well.
it died with siglemic moving on, cosmo was just the aftershock
Fun Fact: Georgie boy was a literal nazi collaborator.
siglemic didn't "move on" he got blown the fuck out by someone 4 years younger than him, by nearly 5 minutes. he was trash.
Leave this place while you're still pure.
This post speaks for itself in regards to the kind of delusional schizophrenics who whine about Soros.
If hell was real, it would be filled with your nazi friends and you would join them in time.
that half hour you spent writing that post could've been spent researching a cure for cancer but you didn't, did you you waste of oxygen
Society doesn't accept the types of men that find speedrunning appealing to pursue.
>The look of pure hatred on his face
s-speedunning is f-f-fun....
Fucking destroyed their own lives
Nice verifiably false conspiracy theory peddled by retarded nazis.
Jesus Christ
See Looks like you were the nazi tool all along, comrade cocksmoker.
Why the fuck does there need to be a panel?
Same with scheduled events? How much attention do these fucks crave?
He admitted it on a 60 Minutes interview, if you can still find it.
>>>>>>speedrunning
>reddit spacing
>unironically defending soros
>gets BTFO and resorts to "fuck off /pol/" excuse
Like clockwork, you people are delusional as hell fuck off dumbass lmao
man what happened to miles
I never would have thought he'd end up like this. I didn't like his speedruns but god damn.
>cool Korean friend brought Maplestory pogs to school
I don't like saying this, but you're a dumb Syaroposter, and I like Syaroposters
He literally quit after achieving his goal of getting the first sub 1:44 right as Puncay was putting in 4 time the number of hours into the game each day just to lie in sig's shadow.
Not funny. Yea Forums has become the same people it hates by faking laughter over a point rather than an actual funny joke.
It would make some sense if it's for charity.
People who might agree with you that it's obscure, silly, and pointless, might get on board anyway if it's for a charitable cause.
Not sure what the charitable angle is at Pax East, probably none, so no big deal if no one shows up.
lol
post the gif
It's a term used for expansion, such as your eye adjusting to the dark. Your pupils get wider so that more of your surroundings can be seen. That's all it is. Don't google any further.
>Imagine if these same autists dedicated their time and effort to something that wasn't so worthless.
>Spends his day posting on Yea Forums
Then don’t watch it, faggot. Many people don’t understand why a grown man would save anime girls for reaction images you don’t see us harping on how gay you are.
Leave right now. Get out of here. Retain your humanity.
I for one welcome our evil overlord.
>Nice verifiably false conspiracy theory
He talks openly about the fact he worked helping to liquidate seized property of Jews in interviews. Personally I think collaborator is a stretch. Of course I also might as well be a card carrying SS man because I think that labeling IBM as a Nazi collaborator because products they sold on the open market unknowingly helped facilitate Jewish persecution is/was an absurd Jew scheme to extract apology shekels so take my opinion as you will.
hello claris
Hell is real and pantyfa faggots like you are even lower on the food chain.
[citation needed[
And even if G$org$ $o$o$ really is a nazi, why are his actions and politics (which are apparently supposed to be objectionable) pretty much the opposite of what a nazi would want
HE HAS NO GENDER
HE HAS NO DICK
THIS TARD
IS MENTALLY SICK
DISCORD
TRANNY TARD
DISCORD
TRANNY TARD is dead, having killed himself
goatseing for your fake vagoo
I speedran a game for year or so. Was one of the most fun I've had playing a game.
If I wasn't doing that I'd be playing something else instead.
>post Reimu
>touhou is hard as fuck and takes forever to beat on normal mode
>end up playing the same, 30 minute game over and over trying to get better
I like touhou too.
seether more, tranny fag
How do you suppose he made his money? I'm pretty sure Southeast Asian countries, among others, would disagree.
I speedran DMC4 for a while, before the SE came out, but eventually the lack of competition removed the willpower I had to play it, and the community was starting to turn into cliqueshit. No one does blind races anymore, it's sad.
dilate
S E E T H I N G
everyone is watching clint no one cares about this shit
This kills the Jannie.
>literally zero arguments
>popped
Something between their legs sure did.
You are truly the most useful of idiots. You were even provided a citation, but you are too chickenshit to verify that maybe you are in fact the nazi tool here.
lmaoo
>speedrunning panel
why the fuck would anyone want to listen to autists TALK about speedrunning
>how can people laugh at something I don't think is funny?
>kicking and banning everyone who is not a tranny
holy shit it only curls upward for a tiny bit @ like 24 seconds
>Prase The Sun
>Lets sing Mario Sunshine secret red coin song
>Praise The Sun
These are the reason i only watched few speedruns, i realized that community is retarded and mentally ill, let alone full of guys in dresses.
More like Kristen Schnitzel
only zfg, the kid is only 12 and can easily write a book on oot speedrunning
You know that the programs he funds are solely for destabilizing purposes because he gets rich on economic crises, right? He's also backed anti-communist movements in Eastern Europe. He's not the progressive sugar daddy you think he is.
WHAT A GOD
Dont look.
people who switch genders m to f have their penis turned inside out basically making it an open wound. The issue with open wounds is that they heal so every so often you have to stick a dildo up your new "vagina" so it gets dilated and stops healing for a temporary amount of time
No you're not, you fucks are in the minority, you will always be a minority you fucking degenerate.
Normal people don't want to watch trannies break videogames all day? Weird right?
its too widespread to be impressive now
also S/AGDQ is a living meme
Being bi makes it easy to live a socially accepted straight life, but the same people are also the ones who fall for "gay propaganda", which defeats the purpose of being straight sorta (and if it works one way, straight propaganda should work as well, without pairing it up with Christian proselytising).
Emperor Claudius got a lot of mistrust for being straight in a society where bisexuality was the norm and even institutionalised it in their society. This part of human nature is impossible to erase in such a small time window.
You can barely get a quarter of the seats filled for 90% of the games for GDQ. What makes them think that this was ever going to be attended when it's hosted by a literal who?
> dedication on something else
> mention bodylifting, tracks, swimming
> stuffs where in competitive level, genetic matters more than 50%
Yea geez why don’t these guys just go and become olympic athlete lmao
He's known as the man who broke the Bank of England (1992) and an economic war criminal in Thailand (1997). Truly an angel among humanity.
This thread is pretty retarded
Yeah, because a paranoid fringe community of retarded basement dwellers are the only ones who know the truth while society as a whole falls for the lies of the evil demon Soros.
Sounds really plausible. I'm sure you're really mentally well-adjusted.
AGDQ has just made the speedrun community look like even bigger autists by chasing off anyone mildly controversial or charismatic. The only way the average person would even encounter the broader speedrun community is by watching this shit, how do you think it makes people feel seeing a fat man pretend to be a girl?
gross shit aside, what would happen if they ignored the dilation shit, would it just completely close
Nah, I’m definitely right. If the punch hits then I’ll laugh, I’m not going to let my ideology coax me into fake laughter like you faggots. Like I said, you are just as bad as the left who pretend Schumer or Amanda Seales is funny just because they have the woke take.
The people there watching the speedrunners look pretty bored themselves. How do you think the people watching that shit at home will feel?
>It's a "Yea Forums avatarfag criticizes how people spend their time while going on a tangent about the arts" episode
Every single time. Maybe some people enjoy the intricate systems of their favorite game, and mastering said systems. I'm not a speedrunner but the appeal of it is clear.
IIRC it loses depth and men brave enough to stick it in won't be able to without tearing everything.
Based
>t.
>Megaman
>FF7
>obscure
maybe you should stop watching shit speedrunners
DAM I didn't know they speedrun their life too.
I guess the asian dude didn't get the memo
besides him, the chick in plaid is more of a man than anyone else there
trannies ruined it.
why would anybody want to participate there?
>the bling bitch in the front wearing red
There was never much of a bubble to begin with, but yea, what was there is long gone, nobody gives a shit anymore, the days of making a career thanks to AGDQ are long dead no matter how good your run was. At the end of the day nobody wants to watch some dude resetting thousands of times.
Doesn't help that most runners are to stupid to capitalize on their GDQ fame and start casual shit or things nobody wants to watch.
Just keep proving my point, dumbass.
>speedrun their life
they also try to minmax their character with female traits but end up a complete clown.
reality really does imitate fiction
gotta wonder how many idiots had to be sacrificed to find out about the dilation period
>using an image is avatarfagging
Stop avatarfagging.
twitch.tv
That picture was taken an hour before the panel.
Congrats on your many you's OP.
Dumb weeb, posting two nondescript anime girls in a row to accompany your self-aggrandizing speeches and help identify yourself is avatarfagging
As much as they hate to admit it, chibi made the speedrunning scene, and kicking him out was the nail in the coffin. No more "I would really prefer if you would be quiet", no more "I like that jump", no more Iwata funeral, no more stalking randoms at AGDQ in the hopes of surprise sex. He was a villain, but a necessary one, and now speedrunning is dead because he's gone. The loss of goose was also tragic.
they literally needed cancer fundraisers to justify their existence. good riddance
It was always a niche time. They need to stop pretending that it's some loved past time.
HAH
Now I understand the DoW III disaster.
When is speedrunning while dilating going to be a category?
You'd know it was him by the "self-aggrandizing speeches" even if he didn't attach images to his posts. Is linguistics now a part of avatarfagging?
>Is linguistics now a part of avatarfagging?
No but being insufferable is.
It's a part of identifying individual posters for sure
impressive very nice
It's like speedrunning is the only think keeping him from shooting up a school
Give it time. GDQ has so many trannies they are trying to push that the category is going to become necessary. Eventually one of them is going to have a run that starts around 4pm.
Why would anyone go to a speedrunning panel? What was even at the panel?
it ended before the rest could show up
That image gets me every time.
Yeah that guy is insufferable. Reminds me of Hbox from melee.
It's not fair to post this without sound, everyone is missing out
TRANNY CAN'T GET NO STIFFY
UH
TROUBLE MAKING PISSY
UH
LIFESPAN CUT BY 50
UH
I love the MK11 OST
>hobby gets invaded by mentally ill degenerates
>all the “normal” people go away
How shocking and unexpected.
IM ACTUALLY TRANS LOL
>brave enough
you mean stupid enough
kek
>when you hate the 1%
what does this even mean
Because Speedrunning has nothing to do with game development and devs shouldn't even consider it in their games. It is literally made out of bored virgins who want to be even more elitist with each other through glitches and exploits. Sorry user but Speedrunning is more of a tranny thing anyway.
When you hate (((Them))) but libtards think (((They))) aren't really the 1% but actually unseen white people are.
>mfw That is a real show that aired on real tv with real commericals
NIgga even underages know what a pog is stop trying to bait people
People who roleplay as the opposite gender but still have their birth genitals.
fucking hate the exposure speedrunning got. it went from being a cool niche to a massive bloated circlejerk every retard suddenly has a thousand opinions about
it refers back to the 1% of occupy wallstreet's slogan I suppose, which was supposedly a jab at rich white old men since the whole thing got co-opted by a stack of different progressive ideologies
>All these people shitting on him for being in The Zone
Not even sister thots can distract him.
I just liked when it was getting through a game quickly instead of
>who can fuck the game up the hardest with glitches
>tlc
>real tv
They're literally known for trashy reality TV shows about freaks
>ff7
How do you speedruna jrpg with random enemy encounters?
kek underrated post
savage af
eithe rRNG manipulation or taking educated guess and running away from encounters to end them in 2 seconds
>- All these years the "charity" being donated to wasn't actually using that money for cancer research, but cancer "AWARENESS" which means telling people about how dangerous cancer is (aka "90% of charity funding goes to administration costs" aka "it's a scam")
ESA not any better.
This year charity either spend money on Syrian refugees or to buy food for starving USA kids, who looked obese in their commercial, not kidding.
Not bad
FF7 doesn't actually have random encounters, it's based on the number of footsteps.
Imagine unironically shilling for a man that is banned from several countries because of how evil he is.
no it didnt. why do you all you casual stream monsters think speedrunning ever revolved around siglemic or cosmo? You're like the fucking normies of speedrunning lmao.
Poverty and obesity are linked. The less money you have to spend on food, the worse the food you eat, gets. Don't be daft.
LMAO
if they're the public face to most non-speedrunners you would assume as much
i dunno what you're referring to but the jak community is definitely a den of spergy faggots that are insanely jealous of bonesaw.
>replies to low efforts posts instead of actual arguments
If you are obese, you are not starving.
Just try to change your eating habits.
And no, fast food not cheap.
>look it up
This shit ain't funny what the fuck why do they do that to themselves
Go see how much food from a grocery store you can get for 20$ vs what you can get at a fast food for 20$. In America, you'd be surprised at the difference
>being poor turns 2k calories into 3k
whatever you say fatty
I know, but its not painting them with the "freak" brush like they do with any of the other equally insane people on those kinds of shows. I want so goddamn badly to not care about what a retard does with their life, but seeing it normalized and broadcast on national TV like its some sort of noble thing flips a switch deep down inside. Its a long-running show about a male teenager chopping off his dick and being egged along every step of the way by people who are supposed to care about them.
Seriously, this kind of shit genuinely got me going back to church and in the christian community. Im mostly going through the motions on the whole god part of things, but I realized that I'd rather be around people that dont buy into that kind of degenerate madness to begin with.
I'm a 30yo boomer and English isn't my native language. I have no idea what a pog is
>In America, you'd be surprised at the difference
Fast food will be more expensive, always.
It won’t until gdq fucking dies. At this rate it’s not going anywhere with all the money being poured into it for “charity”
Hopefully speedrunning can go back to its former state then.
fucking 10/10
Found the Jew
join a militant church group and proactively fight this sort of degeneracy in society.
The worst part about the trans boom of the '10s is realizing you missed the boat to transition young and have to stay a gross old man forever or face public ridicule.
Nice ad hominem, guess you're too stupid to look up the numerous resources available to you on google.
These sexy mayoigas
damn i want to suck on faye's navel
obesity and poverty are linked not because the food is bad, but because when your life is shit eating provides a temporary dopamine spike
Add me in the screencap, senpai!
I'm looking at Walmart.com and I'm seeing 450g of dried beans for 4$.
If you cook them up thats easily over 2kg of beans for 4 dollars.
four cans of tuna 4$.
that alone will last you for days.
Why isn't a snake like Soros put in prison or shot up dead by now
At this point I'm convinced anything that just allows you to just throw thousands of dollars for items of no value to or entirely arbitary value to any given passerby are just laundering schemes.
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP NIGGER
Whatever resources they are I doubt they're more than the ones you consume :^)
I didn't know Gwyneth Paltrow browsed Yea Forums.
I'll never understand how one can be a victim of suicide.
game?
Based yet not redpilled I'm afraid
Or you could and should just kill yourself you mentally ill freak.
that's weird
how's that walnut brain?
Money
>loaf of bread - $1
>dozen eggs ~ $0.80
>bottle of whatthefuckevercondiment ~ $2.00
Rice, beans, and potatoes are also cheap as fucking dirt.
the same way you can be a survivor of microaggression
fuck me, I just now noticed the goggly eyes
where on earth do you live where you can get a dozen eggs for 80 cents? you are lyin out of your fuckin ass lmao
I hope you are reaching your 30's
keeeek
I still dont get it
a pax speedrunning event isn't a big enough for the trannies and other various weirdos to show up and virtue signal
soros is just a boogyman he alt right use to keep their 80 IQ followers occupied.
post feet
>like I was saying, he's a commie
>302 replies
>only 180 posters
hrmmmm..........
lmao based
and 4:30 is existential crisis and suicidal depression time
Texas. Hell, I used to buy 5 dozen for $4.30 when I lived near Dallas.
Okay now THIS... is EPIC.
If you're trying to re-create fast food then yeah, you're going to come up short. Because you're sure as hell not out-competing McDs at economy of scale. But I can very easily eat for a week on 20$ at the supermarket with pretty decent variety.
3 bell peppers 2.00
2 onions 1.50
2lb chicken 3.00
1lb bacon 4.00
1lb pork 3.50
2lb beans 1.50
1lb rice 1.30
7 banannas .80
12 eggs .80
About $20 and that makes plenty of meals with minimal prep and can be actually decently healthy. Start buying the stuff that keeps well in bulk and the price goes down even more. Could probably feed 2 people on that if you needed to without feeling like you were stretching things. Certianly more than 20 shitty $1 chicken sandwiches/shitty burgers.
How's the dilation going?
public mental health crisis on full display, just look at all these schizoids itt
Literally anywhere you fucking nigger, if you knew how to read you could use a sale paper.
of course this is the only "argument" they'll ever use because they literally have nothing else.
>the world is richer for it
no its not, you fucking faggot
Look around for deals in your grocery stores.
This week I found 2 defrosted turkey legs for a dollar, packs of hard salami slices for 2 bucks each, 3 dozen eggs for 5 bucks, and Chicken leg meat for 1.50 a pound.
Growing your own veggies is also a good idea, that stuff is expensive for what you get..
Ah yes, all those documented sources aren't proof.
I dont feel like thats warranted, at least in my part of the country anyways. There's no shortage of crazies in the church world, but at least those crazies arent telling people to chop off their own dicks.
I dont WANT to fight anyone, but its becoming increasingly obvious who I'll be up against should things continue to get way worse.
speedrunning is not a community, it is specific to each game. That's why there's blood when something like GDQ happens, you're trying to tie together a bunch of incompatiable communities, and when it stops being about charity and more about stroking the organizer's egos, you'll never get these people to come together. It's like grouping /r/gaming and Yea Forums as the same thing just because they're both video game forums.
Orthodox is hardline enough to be uncompromising but chill enough to focus on helping the ecumene rather than holding signs by the side of the freeway. Just get used to church slavonic
Cityfags need not present themselves in a thread about sustainable living.
I don't even know why I have these in my light table drawer
Tazo
>2lb chicken 3.00
>1lb bacon 4.00
>1lb pork 3.50
>7 banannas .80
>12 eggs .80
lol
>Orthodox
Yeah nah. Grew up catholic, and most of them get towards my end of the limit, I dont have any desire to progress past that.
Counting down the dollars until Ive saved enough to move out to my very own corner of buttfuck nowhere and just live life.
I want you to stop for a moment and realize that you are doing that for free
sorry that you overpay for simple food items user
I thought it popped when the brapkeks were exposed.
I agree it’s actually pretty cringy
is food a hard thing to get for amerimutts?
>anime posting incel lookind down on anyone, ever
YIKES!
This. Literally just legions of brainless consumers.
>Orthodox
>Implying you're not going to be Putin's money-laundering cuck
Try harder to bullshit your numbers next time lad.
can i be a (you) factory on Yea Forums by cracking cheesy jokes and making rebbitors laugh?
someone fucking explain. is that really his sister?
what is the price of milk at your store
Imagine living somewhere that you're paying more than a dollar for a dozen eggs.
Genuinely curious where you live m8
Multiple discord trannies killed themselves after seeing this post.
It's to justify spending all of your waking hours playing video games by pretending that achieving a world record in something that only like 3 people do.
No, thats why most of us are fat.
1.99 for a gallon.
>Grew up catholic
No wonder. Catholics were a mistake.
>Make event to show new games
>Go see faggot play some old game fast instead
It's his mom.
Here in Colorado they are starting anywhere between $1.29 and $1.49 depending where you go.
Not a native speaker
I dont understand the joke here
If you're paying 2$ for milk you can sure as hell find a dozen eggs for 80c
(((old white men)))
literally read a book nigger
10/10 IM DYING
btw im not a tranny i just dying cause comment funny hehehe
>3 bell peppers
>2 onions
>1lb bacon
>7 banannas
I see you've never been "oh shit I might be on the street next month if I don't stretch this paycheck" poor. That money could have gotten you a shitload more bread, eggs, and beans. You didn't even include bread you fucking monster.
This really isn't funny, like, yeah, transexuals, but, this is just not a funny joke.
I unironically hope so.
Trannies need to insert dildo into their "vagina" every day, so it won't heal up and close.
1.30-1.80 here which % wise is a fairly significant difference
In ny, I never pay more than a dollar for a dozen xl eggs.
I can't imagine paying that much for something I get for free every morning. How much do live chickens cost 'round those parts?
>Colorado
Yikes! Does your milk come with a pamphlet on stalin and an ounce of weed?
You don't need to tell me twice, but the occupy movement getting co-opted away from its original message and into identity politics is well documented.
what would they even talk about at a "speed running" panel?
>we beat games fast because we do....
>bing bing wahooo!
why she kissing him sexually?
Whatever happened to those dudes who started it all with the Mario marathon? Did they ride off into the sunset?
t. seething tranny
I was just spitballing what could get you a decently varied full-meal diet for 20$
I (unfortunately) know very well how to eat poverty-tier, and that tier most certianly involves flour and some elbow grease instead of bread.
t. ranny
She really cares about him.
>t.
very accurate and eloquently put
are you implying that thing on the right will actually reproduce
>implying the right will ever reproduce
t. tranny
Shes a single mom isn't she.
when we getting our hentai of this
I don't have any clue. just googling it suggest I could buy from someone for $20-30 bucks. Never thought about raising them, though I do some gardening, so I guess it's not too much of a stretch. How much room do they need though?
Gtfo Jim sterling
So many obese people.
Fucking 'murica
>implying Orthodox isnt Catholics with beards.
basically every "gaming" event ever. Started out as a cool thing for enthusiasts, now it's a marketing gig.
fighting words
Nice
It isn't.
imagine being so fucking assblasted you delete a comment after 40 people reply to it
That was totally his mum
What the fuck are these prices.
>12 eggs .80
In your dreams.
Hey, at least we can all be happy we arent Protestants
>How much room do they need though?
A regular backyard is probably fine, but I wouldn't know because I have a couple acres for them to roam about in. The bigger question is probably whether or not your HOA or local laws keep you from raising any, I know I've seen some people raise them in city limits before but I'm kind of in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
You have to eat all the eggs
Why does Yea Forums think literally EVERYTHING is a "bubble"?
wtf i just noticed this??
that's just the OP's. no one in the actual threads other than the discord raiders know what the fuck they're talking about
Fuck you bubble!
they all did a speedrun of the panel
>buying bread
You fucking retard. Bake it yourself.
You CAN raise a few of them in an average back yard with a mobile coop/run that you move around every so often. But its WAY better/easier if you have a couple of acres to just let them out in the morning and roam around and bring them in at night.
But if you're in a situation where you're worried about space, you're likely in a situation where you should be more worried about zoning/HOA bullshittery.
>buying flour
you absolute moron, make your own
Gave me a chuckle too, thats why I expanded the screenshot to include it.
If you're truly poor you literally do not have the time. Or do you think baking bread is as easy as mixing flour with some water and throwing it in the oven for 10 minures?
That is a different type of dilation, that is geometric dilation (The same shape expanding or shrinking based around a point)
The kind of dilating our eyes do is just literal expanding or shrinking based on how much light they need to take in to adjust to the environment.
I never understood the appeal at all. I'd rather play the video game myself than watch some tranny exploiting and rushing it.
Gee its almost alike all the cringy fucking trannies scared everyone away because nobody wants to be associated with the embarrassing shitshow its become
>making your own
You utter fool, you troubled buffoon, just have the maid do it.
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LMAO JANNIES' FEEFEES ARE HURT AHAHAHAHAHHA
Yes, it really is that fucking easy unless you are trying to make something fancy. If you are poor, then you surely shouldn't give a shit if it turns out looking ugly or denser than you might expect.
Because they're speedrunning life dummy.
Go do that right now and post results in 10 minutes. I'll wait.
The 1% most rich people.
Post adgq autism
I might have agreed with you but now that tranny jannies are booty blasted about it, it is fucking hilarious.
the law maybe. I'll have to check, but being in a fairly small town in southern part of the state HOA is not an issue here.
>have the maid do it
you pathetic wastrel, you no-account layabout, forsaken by the light of reason, your estate's pastry chef should be doing such work
>cardboard
Joke's on you, all my tazos were either plastic or metal. Never seen a cardboard one, actually.
>deleted
The absolute STATE of tranny jannies
I don't understand it either, it's a complete waste of time, but the amount of dedication and practice is respectable. They should use that energy towards something else.
I want Narna to lick Lovepon's bellybutton!
>All these faggots talking about bread
Yankees BEGONE
>panel
How do you have a panel without it being a certain game?
Why would anyone want a panel when runners talk about shit during runs anyway?
Why would you go if there was no run to watch?
It is called a bread machine. You literally throw the ingredients into a little oven and it cooks perfectly every time.
>b-but I'm poor I CAN'T AFFORD THAT
I got mine for $8 from Good Will. It paid itself off within under a week. Maybe if poorfags weren't so dumb, they wouldn't be poor.
looks like anthem
>merrycans are fat coz fude prisis
No, they're really not. It's because of american work policies and how the average low-pay working class citizen barely gets the lunchbreak they're legally entitled to, and the job is legally required to provide, much less time to eat a healthy lunch instead of something they fished from a vending machine.
Then they still need some kind of dinner, especially if they skipped lunch yet again. So if they manage to avoid the temptation to get fast food on the way home, then they'll have to spend another hour preparing and cooking a healthy dinner, then eating and cleaning the kitchen after. OR they can just order another fucking pizza because it's 7 at night and we have to be up at 4 in the morning to do it all over again.
No matter how appealing a pizza might seem to some of you, they start to lose their charm when the only reason you get them is because delivery options are limited to pizza, chinese, or sandwiches from a pizza place.
tl;dr: a society where everybody is forced to work and nobody has time to cook, means the most common food a person can get is food people are forced to make. and if all they make is shit, then take a guess at what the people will eat. hence obesity and health problems.
what is the context for this file
>Maybe if poorfags weren't so dumb, they wouldn't be poor.
The sad irony of that is that its actually mostly true. I genuinely feel for people that are trapped by their circumstances, but people that have the mental capacity to rise above generally do.
George Soros is an anti-Zionist who has been smeared by major Zionists like Alex Jones, Netanyahu, Donald Trump and Victor Orban.
George Soros supports the BDS movement
LOLOLOLOL HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THE BALLS ON THIS GUY!
>PAY ENG? FOR BRED???
>If you're poor you don't have time to make bread, retard.
>JUSS BYE AH BRED MASHING, FAGGIT!!!
Can you imagine being this cucked by the bread machine meme? A meme that's decades old by now, and he's still this fucking cucked?
10/10 great bait! I genuinely believed you were straight up retarded!
i have never heard of someone defending george fucking soros, congratulations
>KEK
Nice argument, retard. Now explain what is wrong with a bread machine for poorfags.
He's not crafting loaves of artisan pumpernickel to sell at the montly coop meet
If youre a poorfag and your goal is BREAD, then a breadmachine does an alright job of things.
Weird
T R A N N I E S
the eggs have been cancelled, I ate them all
>uwrong lol
kino
they're LITERALLY dying
and so are my sides
Kek
the walk home after work is really the most dangerous thing.
I actually make sure to cook my dinner early in the morning but its far from optimal.
They are going to blame CIS white males for this. Mark my words.
>delivery options are limited to pizza, chinese, or sandwiches from a pizza place.
This shit is so annoying, it sucks how absurd the price hikes are on delivery for anything else since they ONLY do the delivery and have to make their bank off of that, going so far as to literally increase the price of menu items so they can take some extra earnings off the top that the place you're ordering from won't see.
>wasn't actually using that money for cancer research, but cancer "AWARENESS"
this has to be the biggest fuck you scam in a decade of donationsI have ever heard. I can't believe what the fuck I am reading.
>spend another hour preparing and cooking a healthy dinner
>not appreciating the zen and value of preparing and enjoying a meal that you made yourself.
It doesnt even have to be complex or creative. Recognizing and enjoying the value of creating even simple things is a cornerstone of a fulfilling life.
>tfw know a tranny who hates men and everything to do with them
>tells me hes gonna have to use a fucking dildo to keep their wound open for the rest of their life
>cuts his dick off because he hates it just so he can have a plastic dick inside of him
>Texas
>The state with the lowest cost of living
>The state with the 3rd lowest rent
why do you
1) speak to this dude
2) let him get that far gone
>go to amazon
>search for "bread machine"
>sort by review scores
>literally no bread machines until page 3
>"duhhh... why yew sae bred mashing bad...?"
>keep looking
>all bread machines AT LEAST $200
>still looking
>page 8
>still not many bread machines in the 4 stars or higher category
>cheapest bread machine so far is $80
>"bred mashing...? sayven maw knee...?"
I'm starting to think if your mental retardation is real.
just push him down the stairs already
Isn't that Nicholas II?
1) he was a friend
2) he was a normal guy before i left for college and i found out from a friend of his a while later but he was already too far into it
Poor excuse but no one told me shit about it until they started talking about shopping for dresses one day in chat
take your (you) and fuck off.
seriously.
well, that sucks
what did he say?
Wasn't really a bubble just a few autists in charge who hated people having fun and not having the actual speedrunning not be the focus
That tends to happen when you don't take everyone's earned money to give to freeloading mexicans/drug addicts.
at least he/she doesn't want to suicide after all that, keep talking to him, he needs you user
You do not need a new bread machine. You do not need a fancy bread machine. If you are a poorfag, you need a $10 bread machine that you can buy at virtually any Goodwill that has ever existed. I can't even believe how fucking dense you are. I got mine for $8 and have been using it for 15 years.
I can't believe gay wiggler is fucking dead
imagine the smell
based
What was it?
...
>Speedrunning
>Use cheats and glitches
Pick one
Zelda BotW was most pathetic run ever.
>And now I will use that amiibo to get special cheat item to finish game fast.
>Texas
>Right in the for welfare score
>One of the highest spending amounts per year for welfare
>More than 80% of receivers are nonwhite
>Worse than California
>Worse than Washington
just watch glitchless%s
holy fucking based
right in the middle*
Tekken 7 tournament was apparently fire
It's sad that glitchless needs to be specified and not the other way around
>Soros is an extremely rich old man who is famous for donating enormous sums of money to charities and fighting for democracy and freedom all over the world.
>charities
>democracy
>freedom
In other words...
>here goy, have some more illegal third world immigrants in your country, wouldn't want to be a bigot now would we
>better give a few million dollars to the tranny and feminist movements too, just in case
What's the 41%?
it should be no surprise to anyone tranny jannies exist since the recent gdqs
>stop avatarfagging
>avatarfagging
Honestly a lot of titles are less interesting glitchless especially if you're familiar with them. I can understand the principle of it but things can get a bit dry, and events have a limited amount of time too
‘Cause _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is painless
It brings on many changes
>He live in a big city.
If the tallest building on your city is higher than 25 stories, you should move elsewhere.
lel
What the fuck? Tranny jannies are real.
Haha now that's funny.
city coons love yard chickens. fuckers pulled one right through the chicken wire before
>yardbird
What's the point of going to an event if you're not going to play people in a lagless environment?
It boggles my mind how many people go to tournaments just to watch.
>you don't need new
>you don't need fancy
Let me try to simplify this for you.
I sorted the results by average reviews. Meaning people who were happy with their product, gave it a good review. So that good review helped the product show up sooner in the results. NO bread machines were in the first 3 pages. The ONLY bread machines that came up, were AT LEAST $200. Do you understand what that means?
Even a $300 top of the line bread machine couldn't even get near the first page. So what does that say about some cheap, used chinese shit tier $10 bread machine with the peeling teflon you got from goodwill? Should I just be glad it doesn't explode when I turn it on? Should I be glad it beat my prediction and DIDN'T give me cancer as soon as I expected it would?
Here's the truth. My family goes through like 2 loafs of bread a month. That's $2 a month. Is that $2 really the reason I'm poor? Are you really that retarded?
Most speedruns skip the majority of the game itself because the person playing it doesn't actually like the game that much, they just want the praise and attention for being number one on some leaderboard. Be glad you weren't stricken with such autism.
i think it is very telling that nobody ever started a competitive speedrunning event after the big one turned into a tranny show 24/7
This. Without humor those runs are boring as fuck
He wasn't even 15 when Nazis lost the war you fucking retard.
>Tbh more people are in the closet than you think but backlash to that sort of thing makes people deny their base nature. I'm sure most of those people were trannies to begin with but seeing someone who was a important figure in their circle coming out made them feel better about doing so as well.
Tranny isn't an "in the closet" thing. Tranny is a full on delusional utterly contemptible thing. Unless we invent a machine or process that fully turns people into women they never pass and they age. Then they do the last thing that brings them true solace. Future generations are gonna view letting them do this to themselves like we view lobotomies now.
I'm talking about poorfags that aren't retarded, you stupid self-centered cunt. If you are eating a lot of bread to try and save money (which you aren't), it is a good purchase. You are probably poor because you were a dipshit that started a family despite not having the means for it and having no sense of money. You are so god damn stupid that you think buying things from Amazon is a sound economic decision. You are like that one retarded game that tries to prove that it is impossible to live on minimum wage, while throwing all these retarded assumptions that should never happen for someone who is actually poor and not bottom-of-the-barrel dense.
I really do think AGDQ turned off a lot of casual viewers as it continued it's downward spiral
lmfao
...
His mom. She also goes down on him but that part wasn't recorded and he was banned from twitch
I really feel cringe (I hate using that word) when someone donates to a GDQ saying "This event has inspired me to take up speedrunning!" or "This event has made my son want to take up speedrunning!" Please don't waste your time or someone else's time with such a useless hobby that no one outside of other speedrun autists will appreciate.
This
Normalfags never cared about speedrunning
They just want to see "their childhood games destroyed" (cucks) and "support a good cause"
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>YEW PROB LEE DIS
>YEW PROB LEE DAT
>YEW GAWT PUS SEE SEW YEW SAWK!
>EYE EET HELL THEE! EYE EET BRED AN OWN LEE BRED LYK SMAWRT POURFAG!
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Enjoy your teflon infused bread on bread sandwiches.
Clabe hardly runs anything with a real grind anymore and he plays flavor of the month garbage casually because of muh viewers, don't fool yourself.
My personal favorite:
youtube.com
youtube.com
tranny die because speedrun life
laugh
Kinda want to focus in on the blonde to see if it's a dude or just a chick about to dump her boyfriend.
If they're watching trap porn they don't want you either. lmao
Good shit.
>trannies done quick
Lets see how they take censorship to a new level this AGDQ summer
Koch brothers would need to find a new whipping boy and that would be inconvenient.
>even fell for the teflon is bad meme
Yikes. Maybe one day you'll learn to spend your money better.
>Soros
>NO MALES, THIS SUMMER
>.........
>OH DEAR GOD
>on Yea Forums
>calling others pathetic
get over yourself
We do things other than fuck with you on here.
>"you fell for the teflon is bad meme"
>completely overlooks the health concerns of an all bread diet
Come on, nigga. You know I won. You've got nothing. Give it up.
OOHHH JAAANNNYYY
JANNY TRANNNYYY
YOU OKAY THERE JANNY PAL?
JANNY BUD?
OH BUD OH PAL OH JANNY? JANNY TRANNY?
JANNY NANNY TRANNY FANNY?
YOU DOING GOOD THERE TRANNY JANNY?
Who said anything about an all bread diet? Bread would be just one component of the quintessential poorfag meal. You would also be eating beans of course, and occasionally some varieties of lentils.
>this makes him a target of nazis
The only nazis on this planet are authoritarians like George Soros and his apologists on the far-left. If you want to see true nazi ideology, look no further than the American Democrat party, aka the party owned and operated by the planet's wealthiest corporations and wealthiest individuals.
Lentils are fucking, awful. I'd tell you to fuck off from /ck/ but we're not there. They are like if that plant group fucking hated you and made you eat their refuse.
imagine the somewhat better smell
FFS buy some vegetables, rice, potatoes, and fruits, faggot. Jesus christ, oranges can last in a fridge for like 2 months and they're usually less than a dollar a pound. Anymore than 2 loafs of bread a month for a single person is too much.
I keep bouncing between being concerned for you because you're retarded, and also wanting to laugh at you because you're retarded.
You're getting trolled buddy, just pull up
>buying vegetables and fruit
>poor
If you can afford that, you cannot call yourself a poorfag.