Show me your sick gamer tattoos men, heres my work in progress

show me your sick gamer tattoos men, heres my work in progress

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Why would someone get a tattoo of one of the dullest franchises in the history of FPS franchises? Seriously each episode following the space marine and his pals from the UNSC as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the slow gameplay, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of mechanics, all to make movement molasses, to make bullets seem magnetic.

Perhaps the die was cast when Bungie vetoed the idea of Apple funding the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for the books. The Halo series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Perfect Dark series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to with 343i.

>a-at least the single player was good though
"No!"
The level design is dreadful; the single player was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I went for a walk, the designer instead put an un-involved corridor in my path.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a corridor was encountered. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Bungie's mind is so governed by cliches and flat topography that they have no other style of gameplay. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Halo by the same Jason West. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are Halo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Call of Duty." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Halo” you are, in fact, trained to play Call of Duty.

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That looks so bad its not even funny, honestly just stop and go to an actual professional.

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i sorry that nobody cares about your stuff anymore grandpa, really.

I don't think you should bring up the irrelevance card when it comes to halo's dwindling popularity

I'll never understand why people choose the cheapest options for tatoos. like holy shit if you're going to add some art to your body forever then make sure it's at least good looking

It's a pasta from seething oldfags. Ignore it.

Tattoos look bad by default and anyone who has one should be shot.

yet here you are, seething at nobody ever bringing up those boring games of yours

People who get videogame tattoos generally dont have eye for quality art.

>Tattoos look bad by default

Wrong.

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Is the entire halo is my first baby fps meme thing happened just because halo lived longer then quake/UT? I mean quake is still a thing and wolfenstein too but, epic chink gave UT 2016 an abortion for fortnite so they can make more "content'

You literally proved him right, tattoos are terrible

What part of your body even is that?

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Fucking why? You know what that tatoo says about you as a person, OP?

"Above all I'm a consumer"

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Check out this sick back piece I got

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Looks like it got done in a Kazachstani prison

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eat sand lmao

Did you took pic related as a reference for your Master Chief?

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