There's too much redpills on DMC Thread

There's too much redpills on DMC Thread

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>tfw it was the jews

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Thanks for making the non bait thread. I'm trying to S rank m20 on SoS. Anyone got some good strategies? Nero just doesn't have the tools Dante to deal with Vergil's kit.

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Punchline is broken agains't Vergil

it's always the fuckin jews

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you get like 60% of his health in the first stage if you used buster breaker.
shouldnt be a problem because his moves are easy to dodge in the first phase.
afterwards just charge shot him a ton when he just used an attack animation

Your gay pride parade of a general belongs in /vg/ now

bros when is bloody palace releasing? midnight april 1st?

>he doesn't know

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I haven't tried that one yet. Neatest thing I've found was that Gerbera parries SS.
>afterwards just charge shot him a ton when he just used an attack animation
Yea, that's pretty much what I'm doing. I think I need to get in some more hits when he's in SDT.

your time is soon faggot

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>tfw remapped devil bringer, and devil breaker
>can pull off some pretty sweet combos using devil knuckle, and exceed
>also learned how to sss with Dante every fight
dante is legit op as fuck in this game even with rebellion equipped

I had fun with the game but now I'm trying to S rank Hell and Hell and oh god it is making me to hate the game so much. What the fuck is this dying to onehit bullshit and some levels dont even seem S-rankable unless you do it hitless/deathless. Oh and V's summons die in one hit too jesus christ.

Since Dan leaked the Vergil DLC, i hope he gets styles like Dante

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I thought the motivation bar was unique in that it's in character for Vergil, but I hope they do more with it. I just don't know how it could be expanded.

he did?

Dan tried so hard to be as vague as possible, it's cute. Poor guy couldn't go to parties since he was a walking spoiler.

Are there any good strategies for s ranking missions 10 (and 12 till an extent) on DMD yet? This shit sucks.

> he did allude to it slightly it kinda felt like he knew more than he was willing to let on

That's literally what one of the host said about it and that's what most of us understood from the live. I also remember him saying "capcom has plans" so yeah. Some things are coming that's for sure. He is not really good at not hinting.

faust

I did that for mission 18 but I can't imagine how obnoxious that must be for M10 with how long it is.

Make it work more like Exceed for Nero in that it doesn't just buff damage, it changes the way attacks work. Especially if there are reasons to prefer sub-maxed Focus attacks, because then managing focus becomes a thing where you have to determine when to intentionally whiff to get below a certain Focus point.

That's kinda similar to what I was thinking, in that Vergil's combos can become extended with different pauses or inputs as the Focus grows. The more focused the player is, the more technical of a character Vergil becomes.

Alright faggots, place your bets on what DMC6 will be about:
>A) Sparda prequel 2000 years ago
>B) Nero's teenage son(s)
>C) Nero's teenage daughter(s)
>D) old Nero with random new characters
>E) Dante and Vergil's adventures in hell
And if B or C, what do you think their personalities will be like?

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>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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D) but without Nero getting Old.
Maybe he'll be older but I think he'll stay relatively young.

>Nero's triplets, two sons and a daughter
>One of them is a brawler using only his or her fists
>One of them is V's playstyle but he or she can switch out demons, and one of them is Credo
>One of them is Dante basically

I forget how old he is in 4 and this game.

Nero is 19 in 4 and 24 in 5

Dante and Vergil can get out of hell anytime, Vergil would need to lose the Yamato somehow for them to actually be stuck and then there would need to be an enemy down there strong enough to give them a fight. Nero could use one more game to let him come to terms with his new family and become on par with Dante and Vergil in terms of power. After that, the series is going to have to shift to a younger protagonist again, such as Dante's child. A Sparda prequel is also possible but I still think it's just unlikely. We know all we need to know about him.

More like Jewdecca amirite boys

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>Nero is 24 and has only just started working as a devil hunter for 5 years and escaped from the Order with Kyrie
>He has enough money to own and run an orphanage, to buy a house for him and Kyrie, , let Kyrie be a housewife, own a van to go hunting demons, and to keep Nico hired
>Dante has been working as a devil hunter for god knows how long
>Can't even keep the electricity, water, or heat running in his shitty house/agency
What the fuck is Dante doing wrong?

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A and D, where Nero goes on a journey to figure out who his grandpa is. A comes in whenever a flashback is needed.

>Dante's child
>Dante
>Being secure enough to put a kid in a woman

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What's generally considered harder, S ranking DMD or S ranking HOH? I just got done with all S on DMD and I need a break but HOH can't be that hard if the enemies don't have trillions health because of SOS difficulty. Also that's a lot of abbreviations.

Are you forgetting the Order of the Sword was literally a Sparda cult?

The problem missions are basically the exact same and you can cheese them the exact same. Also I'm pretty sure I used Super V on at least a couple of HOH missions and I still had enough points for an S rank so probably not that hard.

Dante's apparently a bleeding heart charity case with really no one else in his life to take care of.
He apparently just keeps giving other people who were effected by demons money to recover and often doesn't get much money due to the collateral he leaves and not wanting to bankrupt those he saves.
Also gives him a character flaw I guess.

You gotta remember Dante was stuck in hell for a while

>implying Kyrie's not the one bringing the money

Actual Sparda shit that only Sparda knew about, hence flashback where you get to play as Sparda 2000 years ago. Surely the Order couldn't have known Sparda Chapter one Verse sixty-nine "Lo and behold some demon seetheth over me for I am black and so I smitheth thee with my sword"

F) I want it to be set in far future. You play as a Sparda descendant. Dante, Vergil and Nero are a forgotten legend that you slowly uncover throughout the game as a giant sinkhole appears in the middle of your futuristic city

You're right, but since we're dreaming I'd rather have a story about Dante's kid before Nero's kid.

More Vergil and Nero
I hope

did anything happen? I missed the stream

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>He is not really good at not hinting.
And that's why we love him, really. He's a dork.

Dan spoiled shit
Reuben redpilled us so hard the CIA niggers had to autosage thread
Anons were going apeshit because he said thicc

Not really besides him having a part in an upcoming non-Capcom game and deconfirming the cold theory again.

He's 25 in 5; there's a one year timeskip between the novel and Nero getting his arm chopped off.

The fun thing was like, you could feel that he was trying to say things in a way that would let you think that he doesn't know shit. But he can't hide his true self for to long. I love him.

I really want E combined with D (except not old) and to have it be about taking down Mundus. The reality is it will probably be D.

Dante has to legitimately be nagged to do any work that brings home the bacon, he's too busy buying coats and giving away all his money

>Reuben redpilled us so hard the CIA niggers had to autosage thread
wat did he say?

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Did he say if he got in trouble for accidentally announcing DMC5 at that one convention?

IIRC it was before 4SE came out so people assumed he was talking about that. It had Vergil as playable character after all

Capcom is so scared of Dan spoiling things they call him whenever they find a fan theory that guessed things correctly.

cheese pizza is not the pizza dante likes

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I really hope co-op Bloody Palace becomes a thing but I feel they would have marketed it if the April 1st update has that.

Don't have the cash.
I'll get it on sale.

The April Fool's surprise is that the datamined lobby-system strings in the EXE weren't just for show

>replying to tripfags

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Didn't even pay attention to it. Whoops.

Getting my ass kicked by Vergil on SoS but I'm still enjoying the hell out of it

This game has shit platforming and could have been more gothic like the first one. Also killing my husbando was a war crime. Overall 6/10 because Dante is still fun.

your husbando was Goliath?

Buying $4k coats and eating pizza twice a day 7 days a week.

But V is always here, user. He never left. Quite literally.

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Guess they only liked V for his looks.

Can't wait to have a dan lite- Vergil in the game now.

Dante redpilling us on aliens

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>PSN is advertising the Vergil EX/Super costume DLC
Did it drop? Is my game just not updating?

>dan and reuben are literally vergil and dante
we got a bunch of bros on this game

This. I really like V, but I can only see him as an aspect of Vergil. And in terms of looks I don't find him really attractive but I respect people who does. As a long-term Vergilfag , I am more than satisfied with the Vergil we got, I find him really handsome, holy fuck.

Does Dan have any cute bastard sons I can kiss?

There's barely any platforming, what are you talking about?

>tear down the system

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It's a strange thing.
Like I can enjoy V but from literally everything in the story he was just a part of Vergil.
So it seems like people got attatched to their headcanons.
I mean they reveal he's Vergil at the halfway point, I figure that would have been enough time to digest he was going to merge back.

Who called the tranny?

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Yes, and to further this if it was needed, Dan literally confirmed this during the twitch live. This is Vergil: the game.

don't bulli

>mfw looking at the DLC
>Nero has a vibrator hand created by Nico for Kyrie
>this is canon

fucking Japan

I'm a big fan so I wanted to drop by ^_^

>description mentions nero's too rough to get the job done
>is an unga-bunga retard even in the sack

Is Lady all over Morrison's BBC or something?

Seems like it

>Reuben has PTSD now and has dreams about getting shot waking up in the middle of the night
Fuck..

why people want Nero to age so much? He still didn't do any big feat on his own, he can carry another couple of games.
also Dante's kid so we can have closure with Mundus who appears out of nowhere and says "hi"

It's literally called "kyrie breaker" in the files

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No, wtf. Stop watching blacked porn faggots

advertising his channel

Huh. I just realized that the basic concept for the furies was probably inspired by the dreamrunners from DmC.

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Did someone hurt your feelings? I'm making a legit question based on empirical evidence

Demon design in general reminds me a lot of DmC's general tone, just without DUDE ARMBLADES LMAO

>empirical evidence

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You didn't see the menu screen huh?

[citation needed]

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>I talked to extra dimensional beings
Reuben is insane I love it.

But that was V and Shadow looking at Morrison's crotch, with Lady taking a sneak peek at the cat.

Why do we have two threads up?

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what is happening here, why is the guy so bad at the game, why are they talking about diversity?

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She only didnt get out of the Bath naked because Morrison was there. If It was only Trish and Dante she would have no problem. Around blacks never relax

Luckily he was one of the better designed enemies in DmC, at least I had more fun fighting them than any of the bosses.

reuben you crazy bastard, I love ya, but get an interview with someone that can break 2k style points on human.

Absolutely motivated and redorbed

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I honestly can't tell if it is disgust or lust

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based

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>unga bunga why the black man at

How do you use Dante properly on DMD? I can use Nero and V easily, but with Dante I usually die twice in a level. I could easily use him in 3 and 4 on DMD, but not in 5.

Clearly disgust.

who here drinking?

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Clearly lust.

Clearly disglust.

okay he got 2.5k so I'll eat some crow.

>Smirnoff
>Smirnoff cherry at that
Christ mate

Obviously precaution, she's peaking to see if he already left.

I dont drink or smoke fag

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Lady caught the big A from Dante, and has it too bad to ask Morrison to fuck off for a minute so she can grab clothes

It's "oh shit, when did he get here? did he see me naked? niggas damn near invisible in the dark".

got a bottle of seagrams next to me.

>the duality of man

I only drink water.

>flavoured vodka

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its snowing and walmart was the closest place give me a break. I normally get greys peak

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I wish this piece of shit would go the fuck away. Before Yea Forums even talked about him, I got recommended one of his videos and the thumbnail INSTANTLY set off my tranny radar. Somehow you just know

>Be Like Water
>Dante does the same shit with Royal Guard
holy fucking shit

Yeah ya do.

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man the dude playing is really bad

I can't stand this, the interview is boring and the guy plays terribly. I'm back to being cuhraaaaaaaaaazeee, bye.

I think he said it's his first time playing Dante in 5 or something

That's honestly no excuse

>the interview is boring
A Million times better than the Reddit one

>only Resident Evil was a success
>and people really really liked it
hehehehehehehheh

>All the Bruce Lee noises he does with Cerb

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Why was Nero the """protag""" of this game? I feel like he basically did nothing except get his ass beat until the end.

I can hear the controller clicking, does the interviewer have someone to the side playing for him or is he multitasking?

>and the guy plays terribly
You're actually watching? Just listen to it and do other stuff.

jesus thats bad. I barely touched dante in 4 and I was still able to S rank most of his missions on normal

>DEmo may Cry

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>they decided to take a different take with RE2 kinda like how they did with DmC, but this one was a success
fucking kek

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1. Nero is the coolest character
2. Dantefag tears are entertaining
3. Dante's arc was over since DMC1
4. Everyone got their ass beat til the end

>yfw DMC6 Nero is no longer dating Kyrie and is dating Nico

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Vergil is the protagonist

>yfw DMC6 Nero is no longer dating Kyrie and finds love in the hot cougar Lady

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No way in hell, mr deadweight loves her too much.

>Kyrie is dating Nico

Vergil was the focus and Nero was his son so he was important to an extent.
Also Nero's slightly easier to learn than Dante.

>Wim Hof
someone take it, someone go on a cruise with this man I wanna hear all about it

>DMC6 has Vergil hooking up with Lady to Dante's disgust

Drunk is drunk, mate. Just because you get there with some hoity, toity, bitch juice that costs 6x as much only makes you an idiot.

Take it from an experienced drunk, kiddos: no booze is better than any other booze, unless it's a higher proof, or the taste doesn't make you want to yak.

Personally, I hit up the local grocer (price chopper), get some mr. Boston or Ruble and get nice and sloshed. And it only costs me $7. Or, if I'm in the mood, I get some Castillo rum, mix it with mountain dew and bam. There ya go. Tastes like fuckin candy, too.

If you buy higher quality booze, and drink for reasons other than to get wasted, you're a literal moron. It would be like buying expensive cigarettes because they make you look cooler. Or designer crack, because the other crack heads will think ur kewel.

Get a fucking grip. You either drink hard booze to get drunk, or you're a poser moron.

If you want to sip something and feel special, there's ways beer or wine.

>nico becomes the new antagonist
>beats him down
>it's okay to cry

Nico's canonically attracted to Kyrie.
Just make it a 3 way.

>tfw used gold orbs on some bosses on DMD
I'm ashamed.

You just have to make sure you eek out enough points on every red gated fight. You need 4.8k+ by the time you get to Urizen. It's frustrating and the hardest to S easily, but you just gotta git gud.

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Why are some missions in this game so easy to S-rank like mission 14, and some so difficult, like mission 18? Like my performance is the same but the amounts of points that are given in some missions is WAAAY higher

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DEVIL MAY CARE

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>if i fuck your girls then by default then i beat you, agreed Dante?

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>Ireland
Calling it now, he will discover the secrets of the Tuatha De Danann. He will be uplifted and he will gift us with the technology of magical acoustics.

you're not alone, but now I've S ranked almost everything outside of DMD so it's time for me to git gud.

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REUBEN AT E3

I fucking wish.

Apparently, my blood pressure will kill me if I don't get it under control, and I actually somehow ended up in a loving family, so I had to quit drinking.

It's the hardest fucking thing I ever had to do. My body hurts, I'm mad about nothing all the fucking time and I at times wish I could just drink myself to death. But I'm doing this.

Is he going to meet up with Owen Hamze?

I only just recently started an SoS playthrough and played Mission 10 once, fell 700 points below the threshold for S-rank despite S-ranking every other mission easily up to this point, and I fucked off to the void again and have yet to go back to the campaign. Mission 10 makes me so fucking mad, especially because restarting in this game takes so long.
THREE
LOADING
SCREENS

Rank is based on your average style. So if you're doing well but only get A's you won't be getting S's unless you finish it no damage for the multiplier.

The game should've had separate grades for encounters.

Asked this in the other thread, nobody replied. Will this perform better on my 1060 3gb, or my ps4 pro?

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dont be asshamed i took me a pair of hours to beat Cavalier and realize Cerberus compleatly rapes his parrys, and KC was a fucking nightmare and forced me to slow down and understand that you can stun the heads and that balrog stuns the ice head like 4 times quicker

Reuben is such a wholesome guy

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I thought drinking lowered blood pressure while you're drunk. Do you have high blood pressure? mines like 102/something because I work out

On PC, this game is made in Pc and portes to consoles, so its insanely well optimized

Come on whats the Reuben redpill

link to stream please my niggas

it's over but here
youtube.com/watch?v=jerU4NLgqZ0

How many you up to, lads?

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It's over

40 something

Either A or none of the above. I see it as them having a new enemy outsoxe of demons. Maybe aliens or lovecraft or some evil corporation.
They can't keep doing the demon rhing forever, and they can't get rid of their central characters.

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How do you bring down Urizen's crystal in M12 with no SDT reliably on DMD?

balrog real impact shreds it also the kalina and double cascade thing

After DmC they'd probably be afraid of doing a full reinvention.
But Part of me is imagining them trying to remix everything like God of War (2018).
Because Capcom can be weird.

Shoot it with Faust

>Nero is the coolest character

Sure thing. Kid.

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DMC6 better have some more info on Nero's mom. I want some kind of character for the woman that managed to make Vergil have sex AND still remember it all those years later

That picture makes my head itchy.

Vero

how is this game enjoyable at all

10 and 12 was hell for me, I had to save scum it but managed after learning Dante better.

>lel i made his hair look dumb your character btfo

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Yeah, focus was cool because it makes sense with Vergil as a character. Dante doesn't give a fuck so he does tons of shit. Vergil is focused so he does less but he does it really well.
I'd be very happy if they leaned more into unique character mechanics. Vergil only needs a little bit extra, I think. Trish will probably change something up with the loss of Sparda, so that could be interesting. It's pretty brave of them to take it away, honestly.
Lady might be better off with a major overhaul. Dante does most of her shit, and shooting was never really super satisfying. But maybe I'm the only one who thinks that.

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dante isn't itsunos pet character

>Dan tried so hard to be as vague as possible, it's cute. Poor guy couldn't go to parties since he was a walking spoiler.
Thankfully it seems like he was able to go to the launch party, but yeah I guess he was sad he couldn't go to the other stuff like those pizza parties at those cons.

Lady needs to get totally rekt by a demon and have Nico give her the revengeance treatment.

>Continuing to be this salty
Stop posting anytime Nero.

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You want Lady to get injected with memes?

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how did they get away with it?

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I think I might actually be ok with this. But I'd feel bad if anything awful befell Lady. It seems like she's had a hard life already.
I was about to say at least Raiden had a pretty good run until he got fucked over by the patriots and became a spine, but I guess I forgot that he was a child soldier.
God damn, Revengeance 2 fucking when?

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I'd inject her with my memes if you know what I meme
.

Older Nero and a fucking rival for him

I’m sorry, can you elaborate?

>>He has enough money to own and run an orphanage, to buy a house for him and Kyrie
He doesn't own an orphanage, where did you get that idea? Kyrie just helps out at one and they help take care of a few orphans. Actually, Before the Nightmare goes out of its way to say that Nero and Kyrie have some financial problems too, just not as bad as Dante. Also I highly doubt he pays Nico, in the garage scene he says she "owes" him since he got her the Order documents.
>The conception of the Devil May Cry van is explained. Basically, Kyrie and Nero don’t have a lot of money and there’s not a lot of work in Fortuna.
>Kyrie asks Nero to help the locals which he struggles to say no to, but when it comes to payment she usually refuses. If they do get paid, it’s in meat and vegetables and other items.
>Because they don’t have a lot of money, the van they purchased was near the end of its life and they are working together to refurbish it.

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It's fine. It's DMC. Itsuno will find a way to make her regrow her limbs while also keeping her new cyborg powers.

I hope DMC 5's success will spur development on MGR2.

based

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Just give Lady a devil arm. Have her use Artemis. Normally humans can't use Devil Arms but they can make the exception with the excuse of Lady being fused with Artemis for a whole month, making them compatible

Haha nah man. Booze is not good for your heart

no I meant like when you were drunk. I only drink like once a month

Trish could use weapons found in the environment to charge up and do damage with, or start with a set like Neros devil breakers that work similarly.

Lady could've picked up some abilities from getting DEMON'D that she now utilizes. Would make her interesting.

Nico can make demon weapons for her.

See that's far more reasonable.
I hope Nico manages to upgrade that Van to absurd degrees.
It already does absolutely insane things during the game but it would be great to imagine what she could manage.
You could just develop a power armor like Sams.
Nico developed the Breakers in a month while under pressure, thus their fragility.
Give her time and some very specific demon parts and she could probably cook up some demon power armor.

>bartering with neighbors for local food
That sounds comfy as fuck. They must be doing well enough if they are always feeding orphans, even if they don't have much money.

This isn't directly related, but one of my favorite details about FFVII is that Tifa had to teach Cloud the names of vegetables and how to haggle when buying them, because he had missed so much joining the army young / being in a Jenova coma.

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tfw no dary gf

NICO
TURN OFF MY CUHRAAZY INHIBITORS

breaking your arm stuns him and goes through his guard. if lets you unga bunga and if he's about to gank you just hit the panic button and it still your turn to play

I love Vergil, he's so great!

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Where's that cutscene from?

He is.

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Trish should get a katana based on the old Yamato design, Ifrit's moveset for Bare Knuckle, Nightmare Gamma and chargeable L&O so she can become the ultimate DMC1 reference.

I like V for his actually good voice acting and poetry one liners

vs dan southworth using the same nasly power rangers voice to talk about power for the 4th game in a row

>Trish gets Devil Lance Trish and gets a Geryon pet
>Lady gets dual Blue Roses, and Pandora after getting it from a garage sale
There you go.

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Im bummed out I will never be as good an engineer as Nico

>it doesn't just buff damage, it changes the way attacks work.
It does though.

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They were both great.

Its a Royal guard animation, Royal revenge iirc

Or get her Alastor

to be fair she's like a fiction level prodigy

just do your best user. at least you're smart and not a meme major like me

Nero works at a detailing and repair shop as his cover business, Dante works as a "handy-man" when he can't repair shit. One cover story pays a lot better when he's not killing demons.

>finally get to play dante
>this character is shit to play why does Yea Forums like him so much
>im going to use nero in the ending because he is so cool
>start getting the cavalier, the devil sword dante and the rpg
>actually got gud
>back to playing nero
>literally unplayable
how the fuck do i chain combos with nero when he only has one fucking style and only 3 dumb weapons?

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break arms

>conflating Nero's floor with his ceiling
He tricks you into thinking you're good at him.

Im not a hard worker and never really got a handle on my personal workload, especially in college. I got a Digital Media major and a Computer Science minor after dropping out of the major, and now I do inventory at a warehouse. Great job tho but pretty underachieving stuff.

dont forget that literally everything useful nero can do dante has a better version of

Nero is rhythm game man, getting consecutive max exceed acts again and again is immensely satisfying.

>Is Lady all over Morrison's BBC
>implying it isnt mine

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at least you're not a criminal justice major. I'm job searching now before I get out of college in like a month and have no idea what to do

He can grab enemies pull them back in so there's a lot less chasing involved. Learning your exceed swing timing and you'll be able to option out of any combo with either a level 0 version of a move and a level 1-3 version of a movie. Some arms like Punchlines basically have an entire moveset in them. Jump on a punchline shot and boost around hitting trash to mix things up.
Also:

Is that such a meme? Sets you up for some cushy government jobs

Wait, Vergil has BBC?

I guess but not right out of college. I'll be probably working hard for some low wage stuff

Big Blue Cock

Corrections officer if you're less than a bachelors and don't mind being in constant danger while also being very bored. It's very good money and usually unionized.

user you silly goose, i was talking about MY british broadcasting company (penis)

Sheeeit, the black man can't compete against the bigger wub

yeah i can spare one or two arms to get sss in the big fights but then comes the boss and im all out of arms, am i supposed to buy arms every time i can?

>tfw can't even beat vergil on Son of Sparda

this series is too high dexterity for me. I need more fingers.

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but how the fuck do i acquire a triple s with rythm if stylish points are about different attacks?

How do you land a real impact on Vergil? He's always too far away for one mid combo. If I try to get close, he just recovers and teleports.

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I'm bachelors degree fortunately. I'll look into it. thanks user. didn't realize that the wages could get so high. the stuff I saw on Ideed wasn't that high

Post a picture of you holding a controller

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based DEMOLITION_D

Exceed attacks ARE differemt stacks, and nostylish isnt exclusively based on variety there are some moves that raise your rank alone

Use royal guard if anything. Then dump all the DT you earn into SDT and then blow him the fuck up.

Lets keep a secret, ok

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Or Blitzes from 4?

Don't ruse me user.

Use your feet. Set up an arcade fighting stick on the floor and dedicate some buttons to hitting them with your feet. USE YOUR FEET user

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Is that really your hand? Gee man i dont know what to tell you

Nah.

Red Queen's moveset is larger than the moveset of Dante's weapons (without SM) and he has exceed, charged shots, eight arms and a buster.

This one took a little more digging for some reason

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One of the best SF players in the world literally has no limbs. On the other hand, you don't need to control the camera or use both the left stick and the dpad in 2D fighting games.

how new are you?

How's Reuben, good visitor?

Almost got me there

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>Chinese runes
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

It's literally just figures

Dante's face looks wiiiide.

>Red Queen's moveset is larger than the moveset of Dante's weapons
huh? the amount of inputs are even less than dantes

wish I was more creative

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name 1(one) thing nero has over dante

Mission 18 sucks.

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>without SM

Specified without Sword Master.
Think it was true at least for some of his older weapons but all his 5 Weapons got a fair amount of moves now.

Bananas.

better moves

Sex

I don't remember nero being able to make himself literally invincible

have sex

A gf

Go somewhere else if you're going to act like a no-fun faggot.

Pussy

117

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dante also has more stuff to play around with combo video masturbation though

I would but my bf is kilometers away from me.

Lasting appeal

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Infinite air dashes, time stop, shittons of fast damage thanks to buster arm and overture, a non-meme gun, buster knuckle, more style on DT, more elavorate taunts...

>Pussy
Yes, Nero does have a pussy.

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not all of us are blessed with your lack of taste

How many things can Torishu hide between her tits? They work like Dante's pockets?

I just finished it. Talk about a shit ending.

That's just the outer casing for his demon dick.

Of course, I was just kidding. I know how it works.
t. Kyrie

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>beat it today
>that song that plays at the credits

What the fuck

That hair looks terrible. What were they thinking?

Demon cloaca

>people who only played the DMC game where dante doesn't do anything and plays like shit like nero more
ask those same people again now that DMCV has come out

>Infinite air dashes
dante can fucking teleport from the other side of the screen

>time stop
most useless arm by far, you break it to extend the time you can hurt some bosses and thats about all

>shittons of fast damage thanks to buster arm and overture
dante has better DPS with cavaliere and balrog, not to mention SDT

>a non-meme gun
DT shotgun is the best dps of anything in the game against enemies who can't be pushed back by it, E&I build style like crazy so he can stay in quad S forever and their damage is only marginally worse than blue rose over time givne how long charge shot level 3 takes to level up. dante also has twin missiles and faust to completely melt bosses and encounters like groups of angelos at a speed that nero can't match because all of his big damage options can only be done at max 8 times before you lose all your arms

>buster knuckle
DSD summon swords are the same shit but they actually do damage and have more potential in how you can use them

There's a mod for that too.
It's a little weird that we're all so well versed in sexy biology.

its an onimusha reference

>capcom is making action figures now
Heh, new they would follow this path, it's easier to make little toys instead of creat new content to the fucking game, right?

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Are you retarded?

I told you to go somewhere else.

Are you?

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>ask those same people again now that DMCV has come out
Series newfag here, but I started with DMC1 and played through each game with DMC3 being my overall favorite and DMC4 being a pile of shit in my eyes. I still prefer Nero as a character but Dante is more fun in the lab in DMC5. Both are equally fun in gameplay because going full unga with all of Nero's mechanics at once helps him match Dante's sheer number of options when freestyling

Bigger dick.

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Where'd you hear that?

The best weapon in the franchise.

Nice try, but your old man has that title.

>I'm literally so wasted I can't walk
>still S rank mission on SoS
>stream guy can't even do a combo on easy

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ARBITER

WUB

and I told you that dante is objectively more fun to dick around with (are you really going to try and argue otherwise given how many more options he has?) as WELL as being almost comically more effective than nero in literally every possible way

this game made him actually fun unlike DMC4 with all his new options but it also buffed the fuck out of dante from that game and didn't design all the enemies around snatch so there's still not really any reason to play him besides a change of pace

God damnit, I want to play as Lady like in 4. Her moveset is so goddamn good.

No, I'm telling you to stop acting like a faggot, faggot.

DMD especially, that was my first time using Faust too cheese anything. Hopefully S-Ranking HaH won't be so bad.

Did you also post that one webm from last thread that ended in Quad S? Your style seems distinct

Lady was broken in 4. I still want to play as her, but they need some major adjustments.

bigger dick?

if you're drinking vodka at least get something acceptable like Russian Standard.

mein neigger
Horny or cute family stuff, either way it's good.

I like Nero more because he's passionate about shit. He cares, and he shows it. Things make him angry. Things make him soft. Dante seems to only switch between joking and serious. He's a fun character but he's less compelling.
I like both of them, but I think Nero is more interesting.

drawfag coming through

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Thirsty degenerates

some good ol' ayys

>I still prefer Nero as a character but Dante is more fun in the lab

You're either lying about being a fan or you're Pat from TBFP and are a moron not to be taken seriously.

What were they thinking

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Fatter pussy lips

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>dante can fucking teleport from the other side
Like hell he can, the distance on trick is about as much as snatch. Not to say it's not an air dash at all.

>most useless arm by far
It absolutely desimates enemies like fury and hell antenora.

>dante has better DPS with cavaliere and balrog
lol no. Using Cav on bosses is nowhere near as easy or efficient as those breakages.

>DT shotgun is the best dps of anything in the game against enemies who can't be pushed back by it
It also requires you to be close to enemies, and doesn't have a delayed explosion. It's not comparable at all.

>dante also has twin missiles and faust
Which render you completely static.

>DSD summon swords are the same shit
Formations offer nowhere near the same amount of stagger. DSD is also not as mobile as RQ, which makes the mechanic not as useful.

I've legitimately seen people state the fact that Nero has emotions as a negative or "annoying" aspect of his character. Fucking reddit retards that can't digest anything unless it's a quip

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Where's V?

Weight

fucking amazing user, saved

That’s some good stuff user

BASED, I will hug you drawanon

bully wagie

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I would remove the last panel and have Dante and Nero lunge towards Vergil to stop him even though they know it's too late

No, I just have a different opinion than you and you can't process it. Seems like a running theme with Dantefags that want Nero to disappear.

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Nice

Nero had a twin brother the whole time.

Is there a gif or webm of Nero cracking his ghost wing knuckles right before the fight?
It looks so weird to me when he stretches them out.

Absolutely delicious.

i will never understand this mindset. what drives people away from stories/characters that don't go10-100 all the time? adhd?

Contributing to the Cuh-ray-zee Night of Star People

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Yeah that sounds like idiotspeak to me. Dante's a way better character and your taste is shit.

Based hue
You're on a roll with all the art you have putting out.

Does DT shotgun really do the best DPS? How do I get that? Just use DT and spam gun button or do I need to use gunslinger stuff?

they removed nero from the deadweight page
kek

It took me a while to get used to grandpa Vergil, but now I can see his true beauty.

Theyre different characters with different mechanics amd theyre both perfectly valid, and frankly I'm not seeing anyone giving a fuck if you like and prefer Dante, so quit being a temperamental dumbass and acting like you can somehow shame the character by saying Dante is good. Nobody cares if you are too autistic to also enjoy Nero

>portal already closed
>Dante talking to the wall
lol.

Knock it off. Your tantrum is boring.

Nero's mom took the other brother away because she cared about him more.

Damn. I'm hurt and rethinking my entire perspective now. The truth of your Gamefaqs-tier post is undeniable.

Fucking based

>tfw Meme50 will never make a Mission 4

Never ever

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I need to read up on ancient ayy lore. I must acquire Reuben's knowledge. Is Ancient Aliens still on History? I think my antenna can pick it up.

kek

I know it's fanart but I'm really seeing the whole bit where he looks like Jared from Supernatural now.

point blank charge shotgun does damage equivalent to a three hit sword combo if all the bullets hit, near instantly. 4 shotgun shots do about as much damage as the entire shot + explosion of neros maxed out charge shot in a much much much faster timeframe, and in DT all of your bullets are charged

you just shotgun and jump cancel on the back of something like nightmare, urizen, king cerberus and watch that health bar melts

As one of the anons who posted, I thank you! This is amazing!

I wonder.

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Based and redorbed and thanks.

it's sometime on april 1st. We don't know the exact date of when. Tomorrow is going to hurt.

>you just shotgun and jump cancel on the back of something like nightmare, urizen, king cerberus
Sounds just as fun as killer bee spam.

>Fatter Pussy lips
Implying Dante has pussy lips?

not if i hug YOU

thanks user. i'm glad to know that my artstyle is finally recognizable

all of these points are so cherrypicked i'm not even going to bother autistically going down the list. I mean "cav on bosses isn't as easy as something you can do 8 times" (nevermind balrog + SDT tho lol). trying to say that shotgun sucks because you have to be up close but faust and hysteric suck because they leave you static as if they dont have infinite range and none/almost no damage falloff unlike pretty much every other ranged attack in the game

RIP
if it's in a powerpoint, then that's it
he's probably a voice inside Vergil's head, it's like Glass but with more autism

where the fuck is this from?

Asmus toys main website breh.
God fucking damn it's a great year for DMC merch.

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And your preference sucks. There's nothing you can do to change that, shitter. Dante's just a better character. And I don't even mind Nero outside his mary sue moments of every game.

This is some of the good shit, you're a blessing

GDC panel

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>doesn't even appear until the very end of the game
>gets his own figure
How booty blasted are the V fujos?

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>tfw forgot the pic

that's news for me, what does the guy from supernatural have to do with dante?

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>took a hilarious jizzface screenshot of V
>tried to copy it to my usb drive to share it here
>drive wasn't working properly, somehow running out of memory
>tried to delete some screenshots to save space
>accidentally deleted the screenshot

I'm so fucking bummed.

It's not fair. V has a cool design and I would pay good money for a figurine of him

There is nothing you can do to change anyone's opinion or remove Nero. That alone satisfies me.

the question was about DPS, not epic combo video masturbation

they made the void for people like you to make your webm's of juggling a fodder enemy for 30 seconds straight, we're allowed to discuss actually playing the game effectively too, asshole.

That's a pretty small blue rose.

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He is beautiful user. I'm happy you found your way to the light.

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I want V back though.
I love his play style and his poetry autism was endearing.

I normally get grey peak but Its really snowing where I am and I could only get to walmart thats near me

They look kinda similar

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What makes you think I want either of those things? I like Nero but he's definitely not anywhere close to Dante and anyone thinks otherwise is a fag.

Same, here's hoping he gets one at some point

>Fujowars
>Characterfag wars
>Other gay shit
All of you faggots shut the fuck up and post photo mode shenanigans

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I haven't expressed a preference, and all you're doing is quite overtly breaking the global rules. Knock it off.

>Nico begs Kyrie and Nero to let her have a threesome with them
>They both NWF her and tell her she can film though

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You have Vergil for poetry autism though.

who cares what you think though
>inb4 "clearly you because you replied"
I'll stop then.

I haven't actually did all that much science with photo mode. I need to come through the game again on a blue and purple orb run and collect them all. I'm missing out on the last ones.

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glad you liked it, user. that entire exchange had me like pic related

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No kidding, I tried contacting them about it and I hope they enlarge it. He's apprently coming with 2 DBs with 3 or 4 more coming some other way, one of em is the banana breaker. Asmus is pretty good at changing shit that's bad, they're revamping Dante 3's headsculpt completely.

Nero's forehead is monstrous.

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If you aren't: who very expressly showed preference then why should I give a shit what you gave to say.

If you like Nero more you're a fag.

Man, Nero with the white jacket and white hair is great.

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>Jewtube took down blackbeltg gayming
Fuuuck, I hated that nigger but he always had the OSTs.

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But I don't have a cane twirling, cat summoning, dye expunging homo that reads poems at a casual pace and plays ride of the Valkyries as a taunt.
I will miss V.
V and his bird side-kick were great.

He had the worst-quality rips with constant drops, glad he's dead.

>trying to say that shotgun sucks
I didn't say it sucks, I said it was different. Which it is. So Nero does have something Dante doesn't, he has plenty of stuff Dante doesn't. Just because Dante has higher DPS if you spam some of his moves doesn't make Dante worse; this isn't a Souls game where you're just trying to get rid of an annoyance, methodically spamming like that isn't stylish at all.

I'm not, but you did respond to me multiple times, so clearly you give enough of a shit to have your extended meltdown. But all you're doing now is repeatedly violating global rules, so you'll get no more replies from me.

>thanks user. i'm glad to know that my artstyle is finally recognizable
Yeah man, keep it up. I like seeing your artwork, don't be afraid to post here as well. Also I hope you can play the game one day user

I mean hypothetically if you just gave Dante a cusomizable style load out with several earnable but only 4 equipable you could probably condense literally all the other playable character as just Styles.
Turn the Breakers into a style each, just have Red Queen and Blue Rose as a devil arms.
I suppose one could possibly lose out on exceed but the reving could just be a sword master functionality or something.
Despite that though I like Nero as a separate character, and just hope they can divergently evolve and expand on both if possible.
I hope Nero could get some breaker switching or possibly even additional weapons in a future game so he could perhpas be comparable in people's eyes.
Hell I'd even settle for weapon switching on the D-pad like Donte.

Tomboy's the coolest looking arm to take pictures with

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Send requests to the company's twitter.

Capcom still the best at making explosions look good

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kek
you are actually right
jesus christ, dante's ex colors are shit

Lady and Trish use and waste a huge part of his money.

Well yeah it's the Dino alt. It unironically looks a lot better when you use the white hair for EX mod.

It's a Donte reference.

Keep crying princess. I didn't mean to address you but you seem like a fag yourself with all your arm chair moderating so I don't really feel bad.

They're actually pretty good with short hair.

How bout now?

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/r/ing fanart of Vergil sitting in a dark room on the computer replying to a post on Yea Forums with "Vergil is a sophisticated man and Dante's just a dumbass."

Que te jodan!

This sould unironically be the alt.

EL DONTE RETURNS
ARRIBA ANDALE ANDALE ANDALE

>farming rorbs in mission 13 with Dr Faust
>end up with a room full of Hell Antenora all with hats on
>at one point they all attack in perfect sync with each other
It was the perfect dance routine. It was so beautiful.

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lol if you think they're going to make vergil act any differently than the exact same meme character he's been in every game

if they do make him playable I bet you they're gonig to give him the same fucking three weapons again too

not my pic but
>Capcom still the best at making explosions look good
This honestly. I remember watching the E3 announcement and for the first few seconds I was kinda taken aback by how the game looked, but I remember being really impressed by the effects in the game, especially that shot of Goliath throwing his fireball thing at Nero.

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he should be in a house robe similar to his game outfit with shadow slippers

With a very sophisticated glass of demon wine in the desktop.

Didn’t kamiya post dantes budget and like half of it was just Trishs clothes and general spending money

>methodically spamming like that isn't stylish at all.
too bad this is all nero can do because he has no moves lmao

Has anyone modded the stache onto Dante/Nero/Vergil for real?

I know it's you Pat. Release the LP faster, I want to see mission 19 and 20.

>play V for the heck of it on DMD mission 13
>manage to get a full party
>the other guys don't go and kill the spawners ASAP and a fair time is spent just going around killing the mobs
>EX taunts all around during the statue floor
Co-op is pretty fun when it actually happens.

much better

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I liked V for his demons, it was nice to see a summoner playstyle used in an action type format instead of an rpg

Also the fact that they’re all bosses from DMC1 is fucking radical

Pat doesn't say Dino he says Donte.

both Dante and Vergil are sophisticated.

Shadow is not a boss.

Dismal.

He says both but stuck to Dino when they were playing DmC.

>not El Negro

>dante

He's basically a mini-boss that turns into a regular enemy partway through the game

Mission 4 gave me a lot of trouble in HaH, just because of Nidhogg. Turns out dodging with Shadow and attacking with Griffon until you have enough for nightmare to be useful was the best course of action.

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Shut up, Dante. Go eat your pizza with extra olives.

>Secret Mission 7
How the fuck am I supposed to do this?

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But isn't ever a boss. Just a really cool encounter.

They make me proud and they are both cunning warriors.

You can kill it in like fifteen seconds, man.

Dante is very far in debt, so can never really make money. For reference, in episode 2 of the anime, Lady brings him a job and he refuses, even after being told it pays well. She reminds him he owes her, and he just tells her he owes so much to others he'd not be giving her the money anyway. His jobs typically involve collateral damage and don't always have someone to actually pay up, look at the Mallet Island incident and Fortuna. And remember DMC got destroyed before he even started working in 3, had to be rebuilt. 3 wasn't a paid job.

Which one is that? Is that the Death Scissors one? Just attack its attack, then shoot it when its face turns red.

So? You can kill Phantom in, like, 10

I actually really like it, despite it being a DmC reference. I just wish it didn't have the FUCKING white stubble despite having the black hair, cause 5Dante actually looks kinda good with black hair. Is it an in-joke about how Dante had a black stubble despite having white hair in DMC4 or something? I wonder if you could at least pair his EX color with that mod that takes away his facial hair.

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Been playing the El Donte mod. Holy shit this is fantastic. There should be a music mod for this game though

>14 - Psycho Siren (Middle Boss Battle).mp3

At the very least, the soundtrack considers them to be mid-bosses.

what's the difference between royal release and royal revenge?

in one of these threads someone posted a pretty convincing fandub/parody of V reading from some childrens book, anyone got the link to it?

Seriously, how does el Donte manage to be so good? What is this aura about him that instantly fixes things?

>doing my ex taunt
>one spinny boy slides in and ruins everything

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royal release spends 1 stoc

how do you activate quadruple S?

So, just wondering... Does anyone have a sword?

Where the FUCK is my Nero thinking emoji?

get into SSS rank when you have the SDT meter full

enter SDT

you have a few seconds to attack and then hit the button to transform again and you'll leave the mode early without spending any of the meter

DMC1 doesn't really have mid bosses. If you tally up the number of fights in each missions, and the total number of fights in the entire game, you'll see that you only fight each enemy type like half a dozen times or less. It's also worth noting that Psycho Siren is the theme for a third of the enemies in the game.

Royal Revenge is weaker but safer as it's a giant window to counter an attack fir decent damage.

Royal Release if done perfectly is a huge risk for massive damage. Otherwise it's a counter attack for incredible damage on its own.

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dont make me say it

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Damn it Sparda we know it's you. Get back here and fix your sons' shit.

Vergil is fucking gay. He has Urizen and V inside him. That's TWO MALES. That's FUCKING.GAY.

El Donte is friendly and macho. Donte is a dickish twink. El Donte makes getting dirty look fun. Donte makes fun look dirty.

It's clobberin' time

dante daughte

>Dante's face
>nero's face

What would Goliath and Malphas turn into if Dante beat them?

so i been replaying mission 10 ond DMD cuz i hate myself even thoe i already have the S rank and i discover a few interesting things playing this time
>did you know that Cerberus can Stun?
>if you use DT and use Electric SM forward combo and change to DSD and use the phantom blades whatever you are hurting is going to get stun yes or yes by the middle of the combo
>agaisnt Big angelos using Quad S if you do the back Y punch to the ground, it would launch then Yes or yes then you can do whatever you want to them
>DT Back electric SM with Cerberus will put everything in a motionless state similar to stun but shorter due to how the AOE works with the attack, those green butcher guys that get pissed if you throw them? this move is safe to do on them they will not get mad with this

What if he had two girls inside him? That's even gayer.

Royal revenge can also be done at any range.

Thanks, that worked.

His sperm also produced a deadweight, thats uber gay

None of those two have phalluses, do you still count them as males?

El Donte only swears when his honor or a chica's honor is on the line

Goliath would be another fist weapon for sure. Don't know about Malphas. Probably a style involving portals.

Shit, that explains a lot. Reminds me of those old fables in westerns. Or El Diablo from recess
youtube.com/watch?v=SvqgqjoiiSw

royal revenge also only spends 1 bar, which makes it useful as a way to avoid "wasting" royal guards for when you're deliberately saving the full release for the right moment

a good example is against vergil, you can keep the full fuck you release for when he turns into an autistic airplane but also use it now and then to get a free combo

youtube.com/watch?v=e-aagyFrbj0

What are they doing lately?

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HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO UNLOCK THE VERGIL AND V COLOURS