Accurate

>console analogy

Why does Wii U look the best?

>not knowing why people started saying food analogy in the first place
based retard

>food analogy

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>not liking gnocchi
Absolutely plebeian.

>all 4 are tasteless garbage
Not wrong honestly

IMAGINE BEING AT CONSOLES

Food is literally the best and most important thing in life.

>user with the palate of a child thinks he can have an opinion

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Wheres chicken parm

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POST EM

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don't you have food?

>mfw haven't had my grandma's gnocchi with bolognese in years

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fixed.

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>*breathes CO2 for a minute*
>*dies*

The PC should be the chef himself.

the chef doesn't have to wait and beg for ports

Is this a premature April Fool's Day joke?

PENNE IS SHIT TIER, FUCK YOU, DAD.

Chef doesn’t eat his own dishes

Dude Kraft Dinner is fucking delish

I miss the Wii U

t. never worked in a restaurant.

I too would like to "eat" a dude

what the fuck is this chart lol

do americans literally eat this shit?

Pretty sure they don’t eat the food they serve buddy. Otherwise folks would complain.

Im currently playing Metroid Prime on GC for the first time. It fuckin STINKS. Boring as shit and has AWFUL controls.

I want hamborg

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you mongoloid, we eat everything that is left when we officially close. do you think we go home without eating the stuff we made?

Also please refrain from giving me a blogpost about your job experience. I really don’t care about your life story.

Fuck off, I want to eat now, and it's 4 a.m at my place

>Hamburger on texas toast
yum

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Shocking, you are missing the point so you can talk about yourself.

1. I don’t care about your life
2. The dishes that go out to customers are not eaten by the chef, but by the customers.

>tfw I want Pinball the most

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>go out to customers
you think they are magically made out of thin air? we already have lots of stuff made just simmering, waiting for orders. when we officially close, we eat from the same pans you mongol.

Wonder what it's like living in some country that can't even make a decent burger

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>tfw simple man who likes his burgers simple
>tfw OG metroid and OM are the most appealing to me.

But that doesn’t go out to the customers. Those are just scraps you see. Again, I don’t care about your life, and you are missing the very obvious point.

I feel like the Xbox deserves more credit than that even though I like that cheap ass macaroni. At least with that newer Xbone, the really powerful one. I don't own an Xbox or any consoles but it seems like it's the best console for multi-plats and the only thing I can think of that you'd be missing out on from the PS4 is Bloodborne.

Like America?

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT CONSOLES AND SEE FOOD

no. most people have food. this isn't a joke

I would enjoy eating all of these except for the hotdogs. They all look good to me.

>But that doesn’t go out to the customers.
we have huge pans full of already made food, the only things we start with after the orders are mostly the meats/steaks.
so yes, those go out to customers. I suggest you go look into any restaurant kitchen and see for yourself there's already lots of food already made, waiting for orders to make only some portion of the order after the fact.

Is this some Italian meme?

it's a delicious game, it's just...not a burger

>burgerland can't make a decent burger

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>loud car
>autism
>hamster
effortless

What does it make me if I own a Xbox One S, Switch, and PC, but my favorite noodle dish is penne with red sauce with lots of parmesan cheese?

Look at this fag still talking about his life. Go write on your blog you stupid faggot.

and remove PC altogether because it isn't a real gaming system

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Are you brain damaged? The guy is clearly talking about the dishes as a finished product, not the ingredients themselves.

>are you brain damaged
He works at a restaurant and is a consolepleb, give him a break.

splatoon 2 is fun

>get btfo
>backpeddal and ad hominem
never change, consolefags

>consolefags

Yup, he’s retarded

Man, I havent been to an all-you-can-buffet in years.

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Man, I could really go for some gnocchi right now...

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They can't.
Hell even overseas fast food burgers are better than their American counterparts.

Tranny nigger hands made this

You can thank those “eeebil regulations” overseas ensuring quality checks on food.

In America they have “freedom” which means allowing corporations to feed garbage to people without repercussions.

>Triggered tranny hispanic at xbox wrote this post

you're just absolutely delusional user, while fast food burger joints are crap (especially mcdonalds) any other restaurant will have a a better burger guaranteed. must be sad that you've never gone to a proper bbq place and gotten one of the best burgers of your life
you just sound you got fast food at an american airport and never ate anything else

>Triggered tranny hispanic at xbox wrote this post

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>must be sad that you've never gone to a proper bbq place
Are you really so ignorant about the world that you think "proper bbq" places only exist in America?

>he seriously thinks there are decent bbq places outside of usa
a sad life indeed

>sauce on the chicken and not beside it
Worthless trash