From China

From China,

Patent for the next generation of Playstation.

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get back to work before i have you arrested, jiacheng.

looks cute

It looks like a Waffle Maker

Probably better at that than making games

-10 social points for you Ping Pong

>playstation logo upside down from where disc goes in

hahah no this is not any type of patent

Looks like a grill.

based subhuman

When they will start shipping consoles with VR included? If they did i would actually be exited for next generation.

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VR is a meme my dude just sit closer to the TV

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oh shit dude...

Fun fact: The PS2 actually allows you to spin the Playstation logo so that it'll work both vertically and horizontally.

that looks like total shit
its probably real then

Clothes iron?

>Patent
>China
Thanks for confirming it's fake.

Man, looks like they're really cutting corners this time around.

looks fucking horrible. why would they need a disk tray? the future is large sd cards

Looks like it would take up way more space than it needs to because of the retarded shape

I wonder if it can censor in real time.

Looks comfy af
SONY WON AGAIN

What the fuck is this thing, what is Sony even trying to make?

ps3 too

soulless

>we want the wii aesthetic
>fuckhuge ugly circle under the disk tray
why tho

Upvoted!

Just give me another rectangle, I don’t need a new and improved trapezoid

This actually looks cool and believable although I still prefer the Xbox One's retro VCR look.

you install the games on the HDD anyway so the disc is the best option just to get the data cheaply copied over

...you t-too...

>the future is large sd cards
Imagine being this gay.

grilled cheese looking ass

This exact design “leaked” for the ps4

Playstation 5andwich

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That was the funnest part of the ps3 and ps2 because they have NO GAMES and NO FUN,ill buy a PlayShitFive if it has the spinny fun thing

Compact flash cards came and died
I feel this too

Until someone makes a vr console it will never catch on fully

That's a Wii with the corners chopped off.

It probably emits an anti-tiddie acid that blinds you until the cutscene ends.

SONY GAMEMAN

Like Walkman and Discman, but with new generation games.

SONY GAYMAN

Buyer:Puts it horizontally
Ps5:Falls due to bad support and ballance
Buyer:Puts it side ways
Ps5:to wide for desk and to weirdly shaped for shelf making it take up to much space
Ps5.Disks get scratched and are harder to put in due to weirc circle thingy under it and you hand wont reach whilst also being in a fist due to holding disc making it uncomfortable to put in
Buyer:Puts it upside down
Ps5:Same issues as before the but last one issue is even worse
Buyer:Hangs ps5 upside down on celing fixing it falling over,disc putting in(slide it in from the bottom with out dealing with the weirc circle thing)space as its hanging from a celing and doesnt take up abunch of space on the shelf
Ps5:Plays movies and has no games
Ps5:falls on buyers head killing him

NO WARRANTY

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>no headphone socket

Fucking dropped

Shipping VR bundled in would be very risky. It would either increase the price of the baseline package (and thus reduce sales) or they'd have to sell at a loss. In both those cases they would be in a very bad spot if it doesn't catch on quickly and isn't highly successful. I think having VR as accessories still makes more sense, but this time I expect better quality than current PSVR and much better tracking without relying on PS3's Move.

the real design has handles on both the top and bottom

There's also an RGB LED strip that runs around the middle

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>No fleshlight input port
DROPPED.

Controller side

Not really but the cut out part is giving me d88 vibes.

What's the other slot besides the disc one supposed to be for?

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>Lets take a standard rectangle and shave off two corners.
Yeah, no, that is too retarded.

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