>mom walks in
Mom walks in
[Q]
>dad walks in
"I'm winning, dad!"
Are you winning son?
>doing the telephone activity during the day
>living with parents
Hey ma! Check this out.
what the hell is this
is it as embarrassing as it looks in context
dude, cute anime girls haha :)
>Dad walks in
>Sees you playing some anime shit
>”Son, don’t play that shit, play a REAL Man’s game.”
>puts down an old copy of Quake 3
>is it as embarrassing as it looks in context
Yes.
Welcome, newfag.
I was showing my mom how cool the game is and it got to where that one hostess gets all felt up under her dress.
>not quake 1
this is funny, i dont know why Yea Forums hates it
weeb games are great
So tell us why is funny
>Majima walks in
IT'S A CRIME GAME I PROMISE
I don't Yea Forums's hatred or obsession with this scene. I've never played the game and don't know what the name of the game is desu but i think i've seen the english subtitled version of this webm and the blonde girl brings attention to how awkward and uncomfortable she is.
So what's the problem?
>i don't understand Yea Forums's ***
Fucking lurk moar.
Again tell is why is funny,you literally didn't answer,if she is uncomfortable then isn't funny, is stupid
OHNONONON MY SON IS NOT A FAG !!!!!
>little sister walks in
that doesn't answer my question
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
THOSE FAP TISSUES
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
simply gold
can you replace the videos in the game with actual jav clips instead of tame idol shit?
It's literally one fucking autist retard FAGGOT who won't stop being asspained about XBC2. He needs to fucking die painfully
anyone have that video of that streamer covering his eyes when he gets to the "pornographic" content of Yakuza 0?
why does lucky star attract so much autism?
I'm so sick and tired of this clip
is it normal to use tissues for masturbating?
I just let my cum soak into my skin
And I don't give a fuck. Lurk more.
Has your mom ever walked in on you watching porn, Yea Forums? For me, it happened for the first time the other day. I tried to hide it as best i could by opening a new window but im pretty sure she still saw
>it’s all just teasing
The fuck?
and this is video game related because..........?
game is xenoblade 2, and it's one dude spamming it. the scene is supposed to be cringe as thats the humor it's going for, but the autist keeps spamming it to show how xbc2 is a game for ultra weebs and how it's apparently trash for that reason. it's the usual anti-nintendo shit with some extra autism
nope, she has walked in on me having sex tho, which is probably worse
At least they all (as far as I know) have actual JAV videos you can look up. Some are pretty hardcore. Kind of funny when you realize most side quests girls were modeled after pornstars
you must not have huge messy loads
Lol care to expand on your story about your mom walking in?
I didn't give you permission to speak.
god you weebs are fucking nasty. why not grab a plastic cup and cum in there? why do you people like to rub that shit all over yourselves? its gotta be some gay ass fetish, there’s no other explanation.
what game
For me it's. "Why do all the things you watch involve little girls being tortured in some various fashion?"
"Dunno. Magical girl animes became dark for some reason. There's one this season that has them make out with eachother tho. Pretty good."
"Damn, what's it called?"
>dad walks in
>"hey, they cute"
>dad walks out
it's just a question, ma'am. no need to get so hot and bothered
Because it's embarrassing.
>dad walks out
the jail cell setting is fitting
>"h-hey son...it's saturday night...don't you wanna put the games down for a bit and go see your little sister's big game?"
What a good christian boy.
>Thank god, my son is not gay. I was so worried.
PLEASE NO DAD
NO UNCLE PLEASE
He is just saving himself for marriage
Son this is kind of catchy.
>fap to DoA
>sister walks in
>sucks me off
Winning
>mom walks in
>enter dads room
>he got his pants off and is watching some lesbian porn
>"Are you winning, dad?"
He told me to fuck off and go outside.
I'M HAN SOLO
I'M HAN SOLO
I'M HAN SOLO
SOLO
>childhood friend walks in
Ahhh Mom it's not that kind of game! I can explain!
Huh? I don't have a boner, what are you talking about?
MOM! What the heck are you doing? You can't touch that!
AHH Mom stop!
I-it feels s-so good Mom...
>Mom walks in
>Starts fapping
Goddamn, at least let me bring up some actual porn if you're going to do that.
Must I do everything myself?
disgusting
My mother once walked in on me jacking off to porn.
All that happened is that my parents started knocking every time before entering my room.
Big yikes, this is fucking embarrassing. Did people really like this garbage?
>watch Doremi in my room after playing some Mount & Blade
>dad walks in
>he tells me that onpu is hot and how hyped he is for the new movie
People will say "It's intentionally cringey so it's funny!"
Like the Tidus laughing scene from FFX.
But it's just stupid and adds nothing to the game. Something being retarded on purpose doesn't make it any less retarded.
>Japanese """"""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""
It wouldn't bother me as much if the motion capture wasn't worse than low budget shoestring fucking hentai games.
the absolute state of Japanese humor
saeed's dad is a pedo
Lucky star is for pedos. It always has been and always shall remain so.
I just cum directly into the trash can
is that lion wearing a fucking hat
More like laziness. I don't want to have prep-time to masturbate. Which means I usually don't fap unless I know I'm going to be taking a shower between then and the next time I have to leave the house.
If she can fap, she's not your biological mom.
Could be biological dad.
I use an index card and fold the edges upward to contain the semen.
Moeblob shit always attracts autism because autist loves cute shit and want to surround themselves with it.
I have a poster of a tiger that I cum always cum on.
...
Dubs don't exist on Yea Forums
Hello newfriend.
well yeah, he's wearing his sleep wear.
What tyranny do you faggots live in
I cum in one of these.
>He doesn't masturbate directly under the shower
Degenerate.
Why would anyone, let alone a lion, put on a hat before going to sleep though
... unless you're black.
Don't you dare continue this user. I know your game.
I pull up my foreskin while I cum and use it as a temporary container.
Then, with my dick held up by my foreskin, I waddle to the bathroom and dump it in the sink.
It's a flawless system once you master it.
And then they try to tell you that japanese games are the best.
I clean it every week or so. Don't worry, I'm not like pic related.
I already had the bar of one of those in my asshole
I tried this once in a friends house and dribbled on the hallway carpet, had to pick it back up and flush it down the toilet.
Only if you don't cum much.
It worked for teen me, but nowadays I don't have any nutritional deficiencies and blow loads too huge to hold in foreskin.
Pure kino.
cease and fucking desist
I cum into my underwear
I cum in condom (no mess, no need to clean), fill it with water and throw at kids near the school.
>(no mess, no need to clean)
Sounds like you’re trying to sell this to me on an infomercial.
>Are you tired of annoying kids playing outside?
>HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE WATER BALLOON CONDOM
I was like you all throughout high school. Just left cum on my stomach. Showered like once a week. Wore the same hoodie and jeans every day (including graduation). Needless to say I did not make a single friend.
>otou-san walks in
why is that kid so hot
But the girls are like 16-17.
Same.
>I was like you
I was never a frogposting faggot. Kill yourself.
>are you winning, son?
Because you're a gay pedo.
>he doesn't have a cheetah cum poster
Yeah that's true
Why is the animation so fucking dogshit
Yeah sure, thats why it was broadcast at like 2am in japan.
That's disgusting. I shoot cum onto my tshirt but at least I wash it immediately after. Wash your bed sheets every three days too you subhuman frogposter.
Pretty boring desu. I heard there's a mod that swaps the vids out for HC ones.
What's the name of the game in the video?
>anime always takes place in high school
>they live on their own and go on wacky adventures all the time. That teenager has the freedom to do that shit? We weren't even allowed to drive after 11pm until turning 18.
Why would you do something like that? Were you pretending to be a CD?
Read the thread, lurk more, kill yourself
It's an oldfag meme
Not him but horny teenagers do dumb shit without thinking about it. I used to put ice cubes up my ass before jerking off.
Don't know if a stupid mormon or a hardcore leftist. Could be both
What? You wanted a gay son?
Why does Yea Forums hate humor?
What? Do non-pedophiles always sleep before 2:00 AM or somethin?
American cartoons are the same but the cast is elementary school
Two nukes were nowhere near enough
playing red dead 1 mum walks in with that cut scene of the guy fucking that fat mexican chick
>not locking your door
I noticed this a lot when I was in the US
Even when fucking, they never lock doors. As if it would physically hurt them.
Why is this?
>brother walks in
>Japanese """humor"""
All Americans secretly have an exhibitionism fetish and want to get caught.
because we're not paranoid?
>constantly whines about never being allowed to make the kind of game he wants to make
>Nintendo gives him free reign
>this is the shit he produces
For 19 years I lived in my parents house I never once locked the door. I didn't know people carried house keys with them. I never even saw the house key. We lived in the suburbs.
>user walks in
The thrill of getting caught is the only thing that can give me a continuous erection. Well that and MAGURO-005
Also just noticed you meant for interior doors. No one had locks on interior doors except the bathroom, which was just a hole you could pop with a tooth pick.
>paranoid
Its not paranoia, its laziness to leave the doors unlocked. You know that there is a 1 in a million chance of locking it saving you from a real danger but you do it anyway because you arent a lazy fat fuck
FACT
cum leaves a horrific stench and if it soaks in, it's incredibly difficult to get out
and yes, EVERYONE can smell it
You know there alot of indoors doors without locks right?
imagine being so lazy you have to order out pasta and sauce
Pedo VN. Not like "they're actually 1000 years old" but actual pedo propaganda.
imagine being able to eat a full lasange, a pasta dish, and a quiche (?) in one sitting
newfag
>not porn
Fuck
>if it soaks in
Been sending cum soaked clothes and sheets through the washing machine and dryer for 15 years and no cum smell.
i leave my doors to the outside locked, not my bedrooms, so???
you can't. Its like BO.
Actually i take that back MAGURO 035 is not only better but an absolute must watch in the genre
Baked chicken breast with fucking cheese on it is also as easy to make as boiling pasta. Even Jack couldn't fuck up chicken parm.
Well what is it called
fuck off roastie
You guys know literally everyone can smell it besides you, right? ..Right?
I hate that game
A cutscene in Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
Itou eight made a pretty good one but its not vanilla. The manga is pretty good by itself though, its lewd and sweet
>lock doors
>leave giant windows unlocked
If someone wants to get in they will. I don't care, getting murdered is best case scenario for me anyway.
Someone should tell her she's got a parasitic plant growing out of her eye.
I just cum in my mouth
i just lick all of mine up
Does anyone else here edge for, like, five hours? I love it.
based
so i can tell you want your family members to walk in on you jacking off
>implying a lock stops my mother
Can I get this in 1080? It looks like a great wallpaper.
usually when i do that i get a headache. hrt made it really hard to cum so i usually cant cum for a while anyways
Wait, you think I leave it on? Of course I clean up and change for a fresh pair afterwards as I usually do so before taking a shower.
It's Japanese humour, dad! You wouldn't understand.
Im kinda interested
Is it self aware that the MC is a gritty fucking loser or is it like that German game where the lolis are just thirsty for the dick of an upright moral citizen.
HRT is gonna kill you dude, you can be cute and girly in other ways
Please don't damage your body with dangerous chemicals user, theres a reason why the suicide rate is 40-50%
I've done that a few times while playing CoC, but that usually ends up with me in a lot of pain when I try to walk afterwards.
Is it harder to get or maintain an erection on hrt? Or is ejaculation the only difficulty
Didn't do 5 hours, but I did 3 hour edges.
I try to avoid this shit because I feel blueballed even if I cum afterwards.
>dangerous chemicals
For me it's MAGURO-76
>fake concern
>fake stats
You need to git gud at falseflags, /pol/.
There is a reason jews keep winning and you don't.
user you should seriously consider not doing that. Especially if you've got a boner for that long.
After being almost caught and needing to deal with a load NOW I just ate it. Itwas fine so it became my default solution. Being stupid though, I did the maths and estimate I have eaten about 30 pints over my lifetime so far.
there's also a reason why the vast majority of the scientific community agree that HRT is the best course of action
spoilers
that reason is the lower suicide rate
Because nobody ever locks their door it's extremely conspicuous when you do. If I were to break tradition, that click of the lock would raise some eyebrows. Also everybody I live with actually respects privacy so it doesn't matter anyways.
>user you should seriously consider not doing that. Especially if you've got a boner for that long.
Why? I also don't stay hard the whole time. I fap, stop when I'm about to cum, wait a few minutes to go soft again, repeat.
I live in Europe and have literally never seen a indoor door without a lock in a private home
This is why everybody hates anime.
I actually did that a few days ago while playing a hentai game. It's great until you realize that 5 hours were basically wasted and you put a lot of strain on your dick. Gotta abstain for like a week after that.
>HRT is gonna kill you dude
im 5 years hrt and im fine though, you dont know what you are talking about.
if i dont give it constant attention i will lose it in less than 3 minutes
>literally ripping off TF2
shameful.
lol
you are lost in the mist of degeneracy my friend
I only see two hats user
fuck off SJW
It's literally the only correct way to play hgames tho
What kind of shitty dance is this?
>chemicals that cause cancer rates to go up, diabetes rates to go up and heart issues to go up isn't dangerous
>fake concern
>fake stats
Learn to do basic research
Nah, I really feel bad for these confused kids who damage their body permanently with bad chemicals and bad ideology
Please look at John Money's original test on transgenders
Do you even know what dialation is?
So having 10x the regular suicide amount is normal?
The scientific community to a degree agrees it's the best course or action because these people demand it rather then sorting out their gender dysphoria with therapy and normal forms of expression
>I'm fine
>my genitals don't work and I get headaches
Come on, I'm not trying to bully you but don't bullshit yourself
lmao no but I remember seeing that, what a fucked dude
I need to watch this again
Tell us why it's stupid.
Just bookmarked it user thanks. MAGURO is pretty good but i think GAS is a pretty good series too. GAS 005 being one of them, there was gyaru one too but i cant find it
Depends where you go. apparently in flyovers people never lock their doors. in new york, everyone fucking locks their door. My old roommate was from Montana and the dude almost hurt himself trying to open my door like Kramer.
>>my genitals don't work
i can still get hard no problem dude, it just dies fast if i dont give it attention. the headaches are from dehydration because i use spit to masturbate and if im doing it for hours at a time thats a lot of lost hydration. it goes away when i drink water.
As i said, you have no idea what you are talking about and are just trying to push an agenda.
>Please look at John Money's original test on transgenders
Ironically, by attempting to prove that gender is malleable, it actually proved that gender is something you can't just therapy away and is strong support for HRT+GCS.
Nah, I'm just really bored.
>leftist
You sound like a flat earther, Kid.
>he unironically jerks off
Having 3 hour+ erections will break your dick, just saying.
Not to really take sides but what about hrt AND therapy/support? The same way a depressed person should be treated
>being a nofap loon
>You were staring, pervert!
God I fucking hate anime
Never seen that in my entire life.
t. European
She knows, it's the plot of the game.
When the flower finishes blooming it destroys the world. She's both the main character and super-secret final boss.
Fuck you OP, I don't want to remember the cringe
americans are taught by their parents to not lock bedroom doors, otherwise the parents will get extremely pissed off and suspicious
Not as embarrassing as your Reddit spacing fag
Whether you lock your door or not.
God, Jesus and your dead grandparents are watching and judging
I just said that I'm not erect for most of the time, libcuck.
P U R E
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>d-don't go separating your posts! the meanie meanie old people of this board will notice!
How's it feel to be an NPC?
its a management sim, its all about statistics
>game journalist walks in
But I love anime though?
Not him but I do fine at 2 hours a time for 18 years. My wrist and tendons have some minor issues but the dick is fine.
you sound like you watch your wife getting fucked by black man
its just an autistic faggot that hates all JRPGs and constantly shitposts. He needs a range ban at this point
>I disagree with you
>your pushing an agenda
Nope, I don't care as much as you think I do. I care about people killing themselves and making poor life choices.
Whatever you say, you're clearly committed and I wish you the best of luck.
Yeah I'm sure the fact that the male went back to his original gender once he got freedom and then killed himself was very supportive towards the idea
But I don't even agree with depression pills because it numbs people. Anxiety I'm more open to but I still think it should be the last option for long term support.
I don't support HRT and I live in a country that pays millions for each of them. When I barely get enough money to support myself, why are my tax dollars going towards an unnecessary luxury that can be dealt with in more constructive ways?
Theres numerous transgenders who commit terrible crimes (such as raping a literal baby google.com
Transgenders commit crimes, go to a human rights tribunal, and get whatever they want
Why are transgender criminals, who are suppose to have their freedoms taken away, using tax dollars to fund their comestic surgeries after doing terrible acts?
>there's also a reason why the vast majority of the scientific community agree that HRT is the best course of action
>spoilers
>that reason is the lower suicide rate
Lol, trannies actually have HIGHER rates of suicide after going through with SRS.
Has anybody here ever suffered from: Insomnia, add, sleep paralysis, migraines, masturbates too much or any social disorder. Well the APA has a cure for you, it's called a lobotomy, where trained medical professionals shove an ice pick up your nose and scramble your brain with it. As we all know, the APA would never be wrong...(sarcasm)
Move out. Shitting/showering with the door open is freedom.
Not even that guy but at least he isnt a newfaggot like you. Act like that on reddit but dont fucking bring it here
Nips have the worst fucking dialogue as if anyone ever talks like that.
>mom joins in
>Yeah I'm sure the fact that the male went back to his original gender once he got freedom and then killed himself was very supportive towards the idea
Oh, I guess I was wrong!
Guy being raised as the gender he doesn't identify with feeling terrible about it is a proof that we should raise transgenders as the gender they are assigned by society rather than the one they identify with!
Real smooth logic.
>>I disagree with you
Theres no disagreement you are just objectively wrong about my own body. You do realize those stats you keep parroting without any source are ATTEMPTS and not actual suicide rates right? Like holy fuck you're retarded lol.
>unnecessary luxury that can be dealt with in more constructive ways
Name one
Spoilers: you can't, you can only enumerate ways that don't work and then stomp your feet in denial of statistics
>3DPD
Fat. Needs to go on a cut.
you don't belong here
I cum in ur mum's snatch you fag
It was a journo. Im thinking that jew Schreier but could be wrong
Literally everything that you said is true. That is the german game, and the lolis are thirsty, and the game is self-aware (but as I said it ""parodies"" pro-pedo arguments), it's called Unteralterb-ch (people say jannies get angry if you say the name, and I'm not taking chances.
The art is too realistic for some people, as in the lolis actually have little girl bodies instead of just being small women. Disgusting.
The joke the poster was making is that in one bad-end you stay at home and you rape your little sister when she goes into your room.
The ones that are pro are literally devils
It's almost like propagating the idea is dangerous and leads to harm when most people don't need it or go through changes in their life
Nah I'm not the retard, learn to Google newfag
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>The rate of suicide-related events among GID-diagnosed VHA veterans was more than 20 times higher than were rates for the general VHA population.
Ok 20x suicide rates is so normal, let's blame society instead of the cause
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>A few studies have documented high rates of depression and anxiety symptoms, self-harm, and suicide among transgender youth.1–3 An online Australian study of 14–25 year olds found that 44% reported they had an anxiety disorder, 40% reported depression, and 38% reported suicidal thoughts.4 A study of US college students found that transgender students were more likely to report depression, suicidal ideation, and suicide attempts than cisgender students (those whose gender identity aligned with their gender assigned at birth)
> Around 41% of transgender students reported significant depressive symptoms, 20% had attempted suicide in the past year, and 46% had self-injured in the past year. These rates were much higher than the cisgender youth in the sample
I guess I'm just a bigot for not wanting people to kill themselves and make permanent, dangerous changes to their body
Yeah I'm denying stasitics by citing academic studies in the issue
Go to therapy, dress how you want, do whatever.
Just don't do HRT. If you like it so much take it yourself.
>He ironically jerks off
I didn't play it, but I watched a walkthrough on yt, so worksafe.
What really "got" me is, after the MC fucks those surprisingly-mentally-mature lolis, the demon loli gifts MC a crayon drawing to remind the player that they're supposed to be children.
I usually cum on your mom gonna die in her sleep tonight
most trans people i know have other mental ilnesses like eating disorders, personality disorders, etc etc, from childhood abuse, which is what causes the suicide rates. you will never meet a normal trans person who was not abused as a kid because parents literally do not know how to handle a kid that doesnt act they way they think it should.
I don’t know how you people do that. Whenever I try, I either don’t have the willpower to hold off for that long or I will go past the point of no return by accident. Seems impossible to me
>transgenders have depression so let's prevent them from seeing treatment to causes of their depression
>oh I actually care about them, this is totally not just a fight against the political side I dislike, nope not at all
I don't agree there, I do think it causes it to happen more, but I think the choice to be trans comes later and thats when the parents reject them.
I've met quite a few trans people, most were pretty cancer but a few were pretty nice people. Its just the culture that surrounds it is purely sjw authoritarian that wants to convert people.
I don't want to have an issue with people but they create issues for me.
>I either don’t have the willpower to hold off for that long
W E A K
Lol never said that retard, I said HRT. They can get all the normal therapy.
>muh politics
Nope, although it does cost us millions of dollars a year and thousands of innocent lives.
It's almost like all I've talked about is suicide rates, it's like I have empathy for other people regardless of their politics or something?
I don't have any political ideology, I just don't want to propagate a dangerous idea into kids heads
You know they force you to take transgender education classes in high school?
As an impressionable, more submissive guy, you could easily get fooled into thinking your a different gender when you're just more sensitive and don't understand yourself
>dad walks in
>Game has no guns, kinda
>Has barely any knives
>Barely anyone dies
>Somehow more violent than shooters.
>e, but I think the choice to be trans comes later
being trans is not a choice. gender dysphoria is a feeling that is caused by the brain literally thinking it is a different sex than it is. we have proven this with brain scans of trans people showing their brains are similar to their desired sex. This means they are basically born with a birth defect of an intersexed brain.
>I don't have any political ideology, I just don't want to propagate a dangerous idea into kids heads
>so let's drop what scientists say on the topic and let's just pretend that good words and holding hands will cure gender dysphoria, despite plenty of evidence to the contrary
You don't care about helping transgenders, you care about your political side winning.