Scanned into game

Yeah, but is potion seller going to be in?

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The voice of all the old women in Skyrim.

Why would you want this asshole in the game when all he'll do is refuse to sell you his potions?

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the real news here is that their scanner her and putting her in the game.
they use their character creation crap to make their characters thus is why all of the look the same.

how the hell does the camera change his hair

please don't bully grandma shirley she's just a sweet old lady who likes playing skyrim

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I want to impregnate her with my slimy argonian dick

I hope when I'm her age I can be strapped to a vr and fuck anime bitches.

Nerve gas.

youtu.be/KLVidtCGizo

Incoming wholesomeness, Grammy goes on an adventure with her two khajit warriors

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Will you still be playing video games at her age?

>Find out one of your Skyrim players is really old and probably going to die before being able to buy copies of Elder Scrolls VI.
>Conspire to incorporate her into the game as a forgettable fetch quest NPC in order to bait her grieving family into buying copies to have something to remember her by.
>In fact, why not buy several dozen and give them away at the funeral to all the mourners?

Todd, you magnificent bastard, you've done it again.

>2019
>Be willing to have your model in a PC game.
If she only knew...

He was trying to protect the knight from his own hubris.

so this is why they haven't finished the fucking game? who gives a shit that some old woman plays video games. what the fuck has she done at all? why the fuck even waste time on this shit?

I imagine I will play some games but I will spend most of my time criticizing game developers on the internet

Creators get excited for stuff like this maybe you don't but to see an old woman get that much into the game they made for a different audience is probably very fascinating and inspiring to the devs

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she is based

THERE IS NO COIN TOSS STOP THIS MEME

I'm gonna install sex mods and rape her anally.

She's still alive, right?

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>no helmet
GRANNY WHY

>tfw you rape her by mistake in one of your rape sprees
Lord spare me from this thoughts and make the next Elder Scrolls unmoddable

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I hope they make her unkillable to keep autistic fuckwads from making "epic funny" compilations of murdering her NPC on yt

wow, chill dude

SHE PUT THE "ELDER" IN ELDER SCROLL
NYAHA~

Oh yeah because that's gonna stop anyone, rofl.

Never heard of this lady. Good advertisement for Skyrim 2 Electric Boogaloo though.

>not doing it on purpose

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>mfw nude mods

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He wouldn't refuse them to you if you had the requisite strength/constitution and tenacity to brave his verbal barbs.

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it's a AAA game that normies play of course old people play it have you never met an old person? they have interests just like we do and some old people like video games. it's not really a spectacle, there are multiple dudes in the 50-60+ age range at my work that love skyrim

Meme eceleb

damn thats some CHIM shit

Her last upload was 9hrs ago.

>first, i am sponsored by some companies
>they sell... various items of interest
What a great endorsement, granny.

Make everybody buy a copy to go to her virtual funeral.

More like photoGRAMMAtry, amirite?

SKYRIM GRANDMA DIED IN HER SLEEP OH NO NO NO NO

So max speech, strength and stamina?

>Dragonborn slaying dragons and shouting would be kings apart is a sweet old lady.
I think its nice, this is likely going to be my only nice thought about The Elder Scrolls Six, I wonder what they will cut out this time.

This gives me so much hope. I thought I'd never be able to experience games like I did as a kid ever again. Turns out the secret is reliving those days is just to survive long enough.

His potions can kill a dragon, so you have to kill a dragon to prove to him that you’re strong enough to handle his potions.

this sounds awfully illegal

>"BUY MY GAME OR THE OLD LADY DIES."

>he thinks she loves Skyrim so much because it reminds her of the videogames she played as a kid

>Eldar Scrolls lands with a Native VR mode.
>We finally get good VR sex mods.

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Holy shit, I just realize he throws out a line like, "My potions can do anything you can do." or something. This is 2deep4me.

>photogrammetry
This game gonna look amazing Gamebryo haters will be btfo once and for all.

>Calls users grandkids
Based

Do you think a grandma would really sleep until 9AM?

By the time it comes out, VR will be a long-dead fad and they won't spend the extra resources needed to give it native VR.

>install porn mod that affects all female NPC's
>Skyrim granny is walking around covered in lewd body writing while wearing a micro-bikini and tail plug

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she's fine, she literally uploaded this morning

>Implying porn modders won't respect the granny.
At least I will, and its not like you lazy fucks make your own mods.

More like gamebryo will be finally btfo.

fuck you Carlos

Maybe I should start youtoubing FFVIII stuff and then die. They'll have to do a remake eventually and they can finally put me in Balamb Garden.

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nigga i think a skyrim grandma would
gamers have fucked sleep schedules

cringecel

>be professional potion master, in business for literally centuries
>fag rolls in asks for what is basically poison to him
>give potion
>fag dies
>reputation forever ruined
honestly he had the right to say no

>Implying Bethesda won't make a specific unique race and bodytype for her so no lewds can accidentally be made

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME
First Grandpagaming & now this???

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THINK OF THE SEX MODS

That's really cute, it's too bad Bethesda makes such janky games. Also realizing people are going to lewd mod her.

She is a sweet lady. It's a comfy watch if you had a Nan.

I spent 5 minutes in photoshop doing this.

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It always makes me sad when people use terms like "mother" or "grandmother" as the primary description of a person. Like, man... imagine if your entire identity was just boiled down into "person who has had at least one child at some point."

>implying Bethesda would put any effort into anything TES related

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Imagine someone infiltrating her fan forum or whatever and sending her PM images of her character taking 20in wolf dongs and birthing puppies.

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YOu fags fucking wish you were an npc in skyrim 2

i would say its more of the feeling they give off rather than them actually having had children

cringe and bluepilled
based and redpilled

you kind of just know this is going to happen irl once the game comes out. Some asshole is going to create a nude mod and get assholes to send pictures of it to her.

A granny who has spent like 6 years playing Skyrim on Youtube.

what the fuck do you expect if you're putting real people in a moddable video game?

>TFW chronic illness will come and kill you before you can be too old to play video games

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>Heather Alexandra
How do I just know that's just a "trans" dude?

Todd wants this to happen though

>whenever she's killed she respawns, but exponentially stronger than last time
>after 3 times she can kill you in one hit
>after the first time you kill her she stalks you through the game world relentlessly

Because you're projecting your faggotry onto everybody and everything.

I hope somebody makes murder compilations of her just to spite you.

>I wonder what they will cut out this time.
>yfw they cut out granny but leave her on the disc

>skyrim 2 confirmed

Soul.
Soulless.

He's right, though. It's easy to spot trannies because they're so insecure with themselves that they have to point out their gender and be identified with as many gender-specific terms and names as is possible at all times. That's why he chose two female names as a first and last name.

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the only way to stop players from killing a character in bad faith is to encourage them to kill the character in good faith

>killing in bad faith
What the fuck does that even mean

there's really no difference between a tranny and a woman anymore when it comes to american journos.

wrong

...

Don't call me surely.

I didn't so her videos are the closest I get.

holy shit that dude looks like jared from silicon valley. he looks like a malnourished lesbian

>photogrammetry technology
>im-fucking-PLYING she isn't just going to be a retexture of this model

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just ask for something else than "his strongest potion"

cant wait for the sfm

>Bethesda actually doing something the community wanted

What's the play here?

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No one cares, Todd

Where does he get all those MREs? I want those too.

I didn't want this. Then again I wanted bethesda to die and their IPs sold off, so fuck me I guess.

reddit wanted it

The play is BUY MY FUCKING GAME

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>the utter state of Yea Forumseddit

He was literally too proud to ask for weaker potions, it was his own fault.

>he thinks recording an interview and adding one NPC is the entire reason TES isnt out yet
Based retard

>playing with porn mods
kys

Lol they scan her into the game and it actually sends her into Skyrim 2 and she has to stand on rocks to scare the NPCs away

BUY SKYRIM AGAIN WHILE WAITING FOR TES6

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>haha Bethesda doesn’t put effort into their games haha give me upvotes guys

Cared enough to reply instead of not caring. ;)

Considering it's bethesda, that's a good assumption to make. It probably is the reason.

The team in charge of TES doesn't. They've been using the same engine for 25 years and every game after Morrowind has been a complete clusterfuck of a buggy mess. They always feel so rushed and slapped together.

bethesda is done. ES6 is going to be shit if they are concerned about shit like this. It's going to be a SJW cuckfest. Guaranteed

That's the weirdest isekai premise I've ever heard

>virgin regrets playing video games his whole life
>chad plays skyrim in his deathbed

fuck off

>wakes up in game-world
>its heavily modded skyrim with sex mods

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Good job giving him an upvote

>spent like 6 years playing Skyrim on Youtube.
>youtube
so no porn mods
...
how?
and why?

>granny played skyrim
>she left the game running on steam when she left for Reno
>racked up 2k hours
>grandson took a picture
>sent it to polygon
>liberals and zoomers went wild

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I love Steve. I love his show, I want him to give me advice about life while we eat hundred year old beef from some war.

>ywn have a perfect loyal dunmer wife and beat her whenever she thinks of fucking a khajiit

>implying my wife would tiff

If anything she would want to be colonized by imperial seed but thankfully we dont many of them in the ashlands

why are you trying this hard to fit in on Yea Forums
what do you have to prove

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>transfer grandma's consciousness into the game
>install a bunch of sex mods
>trap her in my breast inflation futa rape dungeon

My dream would be watching her play New Vegas, god that'd be nice to watch

skyrim came out 11/11/11 give me a better reason we don't have the next game already

They're all hands on deck for whatever that Starfield nonsense is.

You have in turn fuck loads of Argonians.
It's inevitable, Dunmer chicks are like real life women x10.

She's dead now? I liked her...

Reddit

Dildos.

Fallout.

lurk more

What's Bazuso doing there?

Fallout 4, Fallout 76 and Starfield. We were already told that TESVI is the game after Starfield.

Respect your elders you little faggot.

Kill Shirly.

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she's too nice.

No no no
>if you find her in her skyrimfied house she gives you a quest to find her some cheese for a special sword that makes those killed by it turn into wine(she would be neighbors with the cheese maker and his shop)And it would be an easy quest(like easiest in the game)
If you rufuse you get a 999999999 bounty on yor head in every location and sneaking doesnt prevent you from being seen,and every one constantly senses you in a 10 mile radius.Your weapons all get turned into wine by her and you cant get more.
If you attack her she turns into a demon beast who can insta kill you along with all the effects from denying the quest.If you some how kill her then she comes back as a dragon.When thats killed she goes back to normal and all effects dissapear and you get the acheivment “Mommas boy”

WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS GAME COMING OUT

Fuck sorry that wasn't meant to be a reply.

>wine instead of cookies
Pic related,its her and her grandson(they should fuck)

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What a sweet lady.

Reddit

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They should put that YouTube guy that mimics Oblivion dialogue in the next game too. His rag doll is so on point.

We used to have comfy threads about her when she was starting out. Newfags.

>she seems genuinely immersed and having a good time
She makes it seem like Skyrim was made for every age group. And it makes sense aswell, books or Movies might have become too passive for her so rather calm games are a perfect as a "hobby".
Made my Day.

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I envy people who get immersed easy. I have such a hard time immersing myself unless it's a driving sim

How fucking dare you

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Why is Todd the visitor? Is that her house?

I've been lurking on Yea Forums since 2010. Why do you feel the urge to reply with just reddit, to opinions that are different to yours? You fucking faggot?

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Don't believe his lies.

But is he going to be in it?

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How does Potion Seller even stay in business if his potions are too strong for even a Knight, and he doesn’t let anyone buy them?

You assholes are gonna make me buy skyrim again

They're beast slaying poisons

imagine being a dedicated fan of skyrim

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>I REQUIRE 3 WOLF MEAT
>NEW QUEST MARKER ADDED
>BRING GRANDMA WOLF MEAT
>THANK YOU BUFORD HERE HAVE 5 GOLD DONT SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE NOW

He buys them for loadsofemone or they send ones he hasn't reviewed to him.

Women living on EZ mode to the grave.

>Granny we have a few questions
>To verify fidelity

does anyone else here remember his Kingdom Hearts 3 livestream? anyone save it?

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yeah I'm gonna need the full pic please and thank you

this looks like two NPCs interacting but nonetheless cute

Every day I wonder how I would have thought of stuff like Skyrim or BotW if they came out when I was like 10 to 12.
I could load up Banjo Kazooie and just roam for hours, I can't imagine what I would have done in those.

Awesome.
Cant wait to make her a follower with slutty costumes and fuck her asshole with sex mods.

how can one old crone be such a faggot?
can't wait until she faces off with the final boss (time) IRL

Okay but what about the game itself? When are we gonna hear more about that?

i'm jealous of her ability to just get immersed and have fun desu
meanwhile i'm an autist that always gravitate back towards "minmaxed" play no matter the game or genre. i can never roleplay or fuck around

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>casualize the game so much a protoboomer can enjoy it
Todd...

I like the way you're going with this.
Grandma is in every town, with each version killed, the others grow stronger. Killing the last one is hard and is a requirement for meeting the the strongest superboss in the game

I unironically want this to happen

>t. newfag
go back to twitter tranny

FUCK YOU CATHERINE YOU LIED TO ME

>dad never really got into vidya
>tried pacman and shit but never saw the appeal
>really likes cars though
>me and my brother get him a PS3 and some Gran Turismo game and urge him to give it a shot
>absolutely btfo by the game and TECHNOLOGY compared to classic arcade games
I can only imagine how much of a shock it must've been. Most advanced game he had seen much of at all was Doom before that.

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