No frills

>no frills
>no bullshit
>no bells and whistles
>all business all the time

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He was my HM slave

I want to have sex with Nidoking.

>gen 1
Fuck off boomer

Best mon

He was my SM slave.

little boys and fags and trannies will say charizard because he's "cool"
men and professionals say nidoking because he is, well, the king

Based boomer furry.

Nidoking was a total badass in Red. Teaching it Surf and Earthquake was something else.

Nidoking actually used to have a fuckton more spikes. Or they were bigger. Either way I liked it better this way.

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Based furfags

>manletking

>Rest
>Sleep Talk
>Sludge Bomb
>Will-O-Wisp

This is your wall for the evening.

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He's got the best cry too

It was slower than Tauros, so it was shit.

The edge....

Yikes.

>Muh tiers
Yeah no, I’m going with Karen’s advice

Hail to the king baby.

>tfw I never got Nidoking/Nidoqueen as a kid because I never found the fucking moonstone.

Was it just me?

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Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong

>wanting to use a useless Pokemon
Why? If you want a challenge run, there are many other ""better"" Pokemon.

>His 3d model from XY onward will always be shit.

I always prefer Head Smash + Rock Head Aggron. It's a shame his dual typing gets him quadruple fucked by ground and fighting moves.

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>no frills
>no bullshit
>no bells and whistles
>all business all the time

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Yes, mostly because it's literally impossible to miss any of the four that are in the open, only that may be miss able at sight is one in a wall near the exit of Mt.Moon, may be more.

All 3D is shit.

>handyman boss
>need a hand?

Lil Stank

You could drop this guy into 70's-80's Kamen Rider and no one would bat an eye. It's perfect.

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>no boobs
Nidoqueen for life

Perfect standing blowjob height

Can someone repost please?

You're right.

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man, why can't Nidoking be pricklier

why can't NidoQUEEN be just as prickly, too?

A
MA
ZOOOOOOON

>useless
>used by all speedrunners

Just look at the filename, the artist is there.

I want Nidoqueen to milk me dry with those thighs

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Oh, didn't know you were speedrunning, you should've said so from the beginning.

I'm not the same guy, I'm just saying there's a reason people use Nidoking to rush through the game and it's not that he's a bad Pokemon

gay
stay strong. trains is hard job

Reminder that Nidoking is the only Pokemon to canonically be a pedophile

It's ok for that, but if you're not speedrunning, why replay the tutorial at all?

based

steel is my favorite type

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that's based and all, but do you have any proof?

*blocks your slander*

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fuck you johnny charizard

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>one weakness
>said weakness is pretty rare and only shitmons and major character uses it.
>still has a strong move that can destroy that type.
Move over motherfucker.

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What a waste of Nidoking

>>one weakness
feet?

You want to touch Swampert feet or something?

Please don't do that

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why are water starters worst starters?

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He can breed with Nidoran but not Nidorina or Nidoqueen

more like nidorina is a fucken psycho tumblr cunt

>using a manlet pokemon

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>Double Kick

youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
>bringing out your Tauros as last Pokemon in gen 1

Shame they raped him in later gens

I loved Nidoking because he was one of the strongest Pokemon that could learn Pay Day.

Based.

What do we think of Snorlax?

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>Sharpedo

Snorlax is love, Snorlax is life.

>4'11 manlet
>Not even 520 BST
LMAO

Based and sleeppilled.

Because your taste is fucking abyssmal.
Fuck you.

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>keep picking grass starters because I'm 2contrarian4u
>I hate all of them except Bulbasaur and Turtwig
Halp

chikorita was my first gen 2 pick and the bw2 grass one was my first pick when they came out
torterra best design in the game

>he actually keeps his starter
There is almost always a more interesting grass/fire/water type available. Only exception is Chimcar in DP.

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Best starter mega evolution coming through

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I like the fire bunny