Anyone else going to Saw Con this year?

>any con
>ever
I will never understand the compulsion to attend these things.

>Posts jojo-style Todd
>Calls other memes dead

That's a yikeroni

>not latex
Why bother even dressing up?

HOLY SHIT BASED!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED!!!!!!!!

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>everything is a meme to this generation
Cringe

wendys nuts drag over ya forehead
GOTTEM

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>RAPE 93
What's meant by this?

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Stop posting unrealistic women please

What happened to the cosplay scene?

It used to be a joyous and heartful hobby, now it's about thots raking tons of money from patreon/twitch

I missed when girls actually put effort in their cosplay, now it's all about tits and ass because lonely virgins enable them

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rip terry

too bad she got more bags than eyes

What the fuck's sawcon i keep hearing about this shit but nothing comes up when i search it

People normalizing it being a career path.

that's my fetish

I went to NY Comic con for 3 years in a row and just stopped. It was a fucking crowded mess of people, all panels are out of tickets 2 minutes when the con opens meaning you only have a shot at seeing them if you started lining up like 4 hours in advance so all I was doing was walking around stores that sold "geek" things at high markups, surrounded by obese men and woman in fully revealing costumes that if I got within 3 feet of I would be kicked out because cosplay does not equal consent whatever that means.

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Yaya and Nigri fucked the scene up.
Every 6/10 girl wanted to get implants and be ~*COSFAMOUS*~ like them.
Yeah, there's other people like Kamui and Riddle and FranDan and everyone else that was popular 10 years ago but those two are the ones that really broke into the mainstream and turned everything to shit.

Here's a story. A few years ago I was talking with a coworker. Late 40's guy, construction company, titties and beer kind of guy. We're talking about the local comic con coming up and I tell him Nigri's going to be there and say he should consider going.
He has to think about that name for a second, then he snaps his fingers and says "Oh, that big titty bitch!" Yep, that'd be her.
He suggests they should get "that one Asian bitch with the fake tits." You mean Yaya? "Yeah, her!"

you guys are making for extremely good arguments against capitalism

also if you think a cosplay career path is "normal" or "safe" at all, im worried

basically why I don't go to cons anymore, you start because you want to go to panels, get autographs, see people in cosplay, and before very long it gets old and you only go to cons to party, drink, or buy shit. that's basically anyone over the age of 22 who still goes to cons

US cons sound like shit. I went to a con in the UK and after closing there was a fight club being hosted just outside the grounds being refereed by someone dressed as Polnareff.

Without Capitalism cosplaying wouldn't even be a thing.

Theres nothing worthwhile at panels and I don't understand why people bother. I go to cons for the cosplay, window shopping in the dealer halls, and obscure japanese arcade games

Went to a con in NC. I just walked around and ended up in some 5'2'' blonde girl's hotel room slamming her while she was cosplaying some Fire Emblem character

I first made the comment to her "I feel like so many people here come here to fuck" and then she left me by saying "Congrats, you're one of those people who fuck at cons now".

Should have responded with
>congrats on your daddy issues

Pics or it didn't happen, (i just wish there was more amateur cosplay pr0n out there)

Not completely true. Actual staff panels can be good, TRIGGER's big panels at AX have always been an absolute treat, sometimes they have exclusive animation shorts JUST for the panels

fuck me if I can find the pictures anymore but one time I saw some super creepy old Mickey and Minnie costumes from 1960's Soviet Russia

Pretty much everyone goes to cons for the sex opportunities.

fuck off to /pol/

this entire thread should fuck off back to /cgl/, so w/e

>tight enough to outline her navel
MUH

riced!

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Take your patch off you faggot nigger.

He's with Mr. God now.

NOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BROS

She was pretty cool in the short time I knew her though. She even got me dinner and drove me home.

Yeah but the quality of dude there is so abysmally low. One girl was cosplaying as some anime girl and dudes kept talking to her and asking her for her number and all I said was "I bet that gets annoying huh?" and she like flocked to me to get away from all these dudes. But she was like 17 or so, so I avoided that. But the point is, going there as a normal looking dude you really do stand out.

literally the only reason I go, because its the only way i can actually have sex with a woman

i dont go to cons, but i go to e3 every year for like the past decade

they give so much free shit its ridiculous

Which FE character?

Fucking THIS.

>RAPE 93
what the fuck

What's Saw Con?

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Not sure I havent played the game. She's got like a bow in her hair though.

wouldn't mind bangin' a cosplay girl now and then.

I chuckled

if it's any consolation she is deeply unhappy with her life.

There's a Samus I can believe in.

>Shown in game to digitize the power armor around her
>zero suit needs a zipper to put on
I can't believe it at all.

It's for easy access, silly

She doesn't have the zipper because of any need of a zipper. She simply grows excited at the feel of the teeth rubbing against her.

more?

She can just de-materialize it if easy access was needed.

Sadly only picture I've got

The Zero suit and the power armor are separate things.

Doesn't matter. Materialization technology exists within the game's universe is the main point.

>tfw no cosplay fuckbuddy

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I'm 5'5 what are my chances of having sex?

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Google was difficult.

reflectivedesire.com/photos/sorta-blue/

You people bitch up and down when a game character looks like this why do you praise it now?

If your not a 0 personality wanker pretty high

I only go because my wife is super into cosplay and I have to be the husbando. That's like 50% of why I work out, if I'm being honest. The death glares she gives teenage girls who touch me is totally worth.

(Amusingly, nobody seems to consider women feeling up male cosplayers to be a consent issue.)

eh, that wasn't worth it and i want my time back

Depends if you can pass for female.
Not even a gay suggestion, most cross-dressers have girlfriends instead of boyfriends.

see why you don't spoonfeed, fag

Epic gamer moment lmao your a dickfor

it still hurts

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This

The power suit is Chozo technology and everyone has trouble reverse engineering it.

based

Small.
Like yourself.

-2%

halo is my favorite con

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I've seen plenty of naked girls on the Internet but I think she is by far the hottest girl I've ever met. Perfect body and face. I just can't believe she does this Twitch thing.

>Real life lootboxes

wow

test

eh, kills the combine and doesn't afraid of everything

Does anybody have the vid of her getting gangbanged by 5 dudes?

>Not being a professional Esports player and fucking all the Twitch thots and cosplayers on the side

Why does my life suck?

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>le jojo maymay
>todd XDD
>dead meme
Are you the kind of fag who's like "shit I can't make this joke, it's too old?"

>used to feel bad I had no friends to go to cons with
>start cosplaying so I can attention whore
>feel slightly better

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>le jojo maymay

I swear to god everywhere on the Internet I always see that one fag who posts a Jojo meme and I want to punch them in the face

Jojo memes are in the same realm as baneposting where the only people who still post them are weird, obsessed losers clinging on to shit.

This is news to you? The biggest one's been around for seven years.

Someone get this hothead outta here.

I love jojo and bane memes

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I remember when I was 12 too

Hey look it's a young teenager who thinks he's not a normie

youtu.be/kBgbP2xCDho

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I'm fairly sure that is bullshit. Those 30 million (or 20 million that I remember) were spread out through decades of "correctional punishment" and work camps.

id rather she sit on my face con lol

You need to be white for her to lust after you.

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I don't lick buttholes but if I had the chance I'd lick it up and down and inside of it. I'll even eat my breakfast out of her asshole.

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Asian people, especially Koreans fucking love white people.

Look at that fucking belly!

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>One girl was cosplaying as some anime girl and dudes kept talking to her and asking her for her number and all I said was "I bet that gets annoying huh?"

>heh... I bet that gets annoying huh XD?
>y-yeah
>by the way my names is Tarkus Obesity, but you can call me Tark, M'lady
>get the fuck away from me you fat creep

What is actually wrong with that cosplay though? I think you're just imagining things.

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I enjoyed reading this, fellow chad. *tips self confidence*

What is it with Jimmy neutron and shit like this

Im an average 26 year old dude. How easy would it be for me to get laid at a con if i go hy myself

did she died?

>lootcrate is 7 years old
Jesus fuck.

someone really needs to add 'YOU DIED' game over to this.

>put a bunch of effort into making a cosplay outfit
>get told by obese nerds with stained t-shirts you're not a real fan and just want attention
>when just going to bar in normal clothing would've been easier
Explain Yea Forums

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They're looking for a guy with some actual balls and don't spill their spaghetti looking at their lewd cosplay outfit.

Even WASTED works.

Don't worry they're fucking retarded and don't have sex at all.

heres your reddit gold for the kek, my good sir XD

Most certainly not me. If a lewd cosplay girl approached me i would have to have a way to hide my boner during the conversation.

why even listen to neckbeards

they want a guy whos proud to have a boner user
theres nothing to be ashamed of, show that bad boy off

Ignore this fag
instagram.com/irine_meier/
Business/events: booking@
Blame these literal prostitutes.

Dude this. The worst thing that can happen is they will politely decline you which is like 90% of what will happen.

As easy or hard as it would be to get laid anywhere else. It's true that a lot of female con goers have low self-esteem, but the people telling you that girls will immediately throw themselves atop your penis are lying through their teeth.

You should wear a Robin outfit

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I wonder why?

anyone else going to Anime Expo this year?
I'll be going as pic related. I don't have any other costume ideas so if you know any cutesy characters you'd want to suggest that aren't very complicated I'd totally be down.
and yeah I'm a girl sorry no trap shit please

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Yes, without a doubt there's girls out there who pretend. I'm not saying this shit doesn't happen. But it does. But there's also girls out there who genuinely love the games/anime they cosplay as.

rice is nice

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Can we fuck in that?

I might go after the fugma convention.

>t. retard

BANZAI DROP

sorry, I'm still a virgin and not into fucking random people at a con, or from Yea Forums.

Legends say he still attends cons.

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>the next day
>no officer you don't understand the user told me she would want me to show off this bad bo....yes, on the imageboard, like on Yea Forums. Yeah the board with the frog thi..wait why are you putting cuffs on me, no i don't wanna go into the squad c......don't fucking touch me you pig...is that a tazer? What the fuck, no don....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLEHBLEHBLEHBBLEH

>part 3 meme
>of Todd Howard no less
Yeah okay retard

Necrophilia is illegal, someone should report her.

Asuka looks like the tranny version of

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>Using Japan as an argument
Cosplay there ain't the same bro

wanna cuddle and talk about how humanity sucks?

and then watch me jack off

I went to a local con for years. Played Dark Souls before it was released. Bloodborne too. Won a tournament, winning 2 newly released PS4 Titles. Management changed unfortunately and last year was abysmal. Almost no unreleased games (no Sekiro for example) more focus on LARP, cosplay, drone racing(?), old video games, esports and other lame shit

I'll be there, I'm going as Amanda from Little Witch Academia. You don't really need more than one cosplay if you're happy with that character

But can we at least meet up and get dinner.

Are you going to do anime eyes or just be regular appearance in primarily the costume?

lmaoooooo. This is so real and so true. Brown-skinned third world country bitches looking always for that white Military cock

THIS WEEK ON TOP GEAR

JAMES MAY DRIVES A VOLVO AND ENDS UP KILLING 50 ELDERLY

Japan practically invented autism. You have men cosplaying as women better than women.

I don't blame them. I wish i was a young attractive girl that would rake in a fortune of idiot donations just by being pretty. Not even for sexual reasons, the working world sucks.

Pick a game and git gud, you lazy fuck.

You good looking NEETs at home while this fuckin alpha male is gettin some MAD pussy. What are you fags even doing with your lives?

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Cosplay is rooted in "I recognize it from [thing] therefore I clapped." You can still appreciate the work that goes into it, and as a toku fan, it's easy to understand the appeal of actually seeing someone suited up in real life, but nonetheless, it was already doomed to fail because it's basically saying shit like "The cake is a lie" given flesh. The only change is that it went from "I recognize it from [thing] therefore I clapped" to "I recognize it from [thing] therefore I fapped," which really isn't all that much of a change at all.

>men cosplaying as women
I don't think they fully invented theater. I'll give you autism though, that was nuclear radiation as an act of nature.

DUDE IS THAT SOME JOJO?
ME AND MY BROS LOVE JOJO! SUCH A GOOD CARTOON
*rips bong*

>streamers focused on one game getting anything out of it
Lmao kys

Prove them wrong.

Whites are simply inferior

Why do asian girls love the taste of white cock so much?

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Find me one place where women congregate that doesn’t turn into a place for them to show off their bodies and get the attention of men. One place.

I'm 29

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You said esports, not twitch you dumb cunt.

Nuns.

Limbo. They ain't got no bodies there.

She looks tired. She needs to stop staying up so late getting blacked

That's even worse. You're just bandwagoning at this point

That one girls triggers so many white boys.

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I recognize those stairs...

Can confirm. Korean women are high maintenance af though.

If you can maintain eye contact you're basically flipping a coin at that point. If you can carry a conversation and maybe even talk about something they care about (like anime outfits) you're doing even better. Which is pretty great odds compared to the usual 1/10 you've got in the wild.

Hey for me it means super hot sex with my wife that night. I'm not interested in the teenage girls, my wife's high maintenance enough. But you *really* should ask before you touch someone, even if they're in cosplay.

ehh yeah, I've just always made 2 or more for the years I've gone before
also even though I shower every day I'm worried that I'll contribute to the smell factor of cons if I wear the same costume all 4 days...

People are allowed to like things.

Those are all prostitutes right? Because they're all quite ugly.

I don't understand how something like this doesn't break your nose

There's a lot of reasons why this became the way it is. It's not just one, and you can't claim any singular event to be the cause of it.

>Increasing population drawn to the scene, which forces this otherwise dense niche into a more saturated environment of a more broad artistic medium
>An obnoxious amount of thirsty losers who were drawn to cosplay and conventions for the singular sake of trying to have sex with girls who are in cosplay (because they're nerds! They have to be easy lays, right???)
>An even more obnoxious amount of retards who are trying to find ways to "secure" their cliques and actively stirring up drama for no reason other than to demonize/oust people who have done very little wrong
>Actual diehard fans became far more vitriolic and passionate with their gatekeeping, meaning that newer fans are scared to approach veterans, and veteran fans are generally disinterested in talking to new fans of their favorite franchises, causing immediate divides
>As has been mentioned before, lots of costhots who want to accrue Patreon bux and the thirsty orbiters who support them
>Yaya Han and J-Nig trying to be painted as the fucking universal icons of cosplay, when nobody really needs to know or care about anything that they do or anything that happens to them
>Masquerades have become costume tech demos rather than just people dressing up and doing fun skits
>So little fun non-panel/non-Main Event things to do, considering con organizers are becoming shills that just want to sell

At least in SoCal we have things like Cosplay Chess, the Anime Los Angeles Ribbon Hunt, and the like, and in the event you get lucky and find a single-franchise convention, people bust out their niches. But if you aren't at that, it's just become competition for attention and evading morons who want to bed you for trying to wear something fun. I'm getting real tired of these cons, which is a shame because many of my best friends I found at cons.

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I love this image. The sheer presence he has, despite his physical setbacks.

HOLY FUCKING BASED AND REDPILLED

Eh, even younger Chinese like older white men.

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I just like having fun

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Dude this. They made people stand for hours in a concrete room. Then they let us in, but they were letting people who just showed up outside at the same time. Then I go to the venture bros panel and they DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT VENTURE BROS. They made shitty inside jokes to each other for an hour, skipped all but the stupidest most vapid questions (and let a dude skip the line for his) and it was like wow how much did I pay to go to this crowded shopping mall?

Isn’t it illegal to cosplay in some places in japan?

Probably looking for potential talent for CosplayDeviant.

I mean yeah, it's pretty common sense. My question I was sarcastic. I had a coworker who was a huge SJW... The "he looked at me he's going to rape me" type. Needless to say people, gave her a wide berth. But she was *terrible* about touching other people without asking, men especially.

They just don't fucking care when they do it.

It's BAPE.

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The only "cons" worth going to are MAGFest and affiliated events. 24/7 for 4 days at the flagship event, concerts, panels, speedrun and marathon events, and like 3 or 4 different halls just loaded with games. You actually do shit there instead of just walk around and gawk at people signing comics in booths.

I've yet to see another event have that many import arcade cabinets and console set ups. They have fucking F-Zero AX.

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>like plastic ass
>absolutely hate the facemask
>trying to find latex porn that has actual latex in it and no facemask.

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You sound like a chad, thats probably why talking comes so easy to you.

This. I've talked to Boner Robin like nine times, and he's honestly a really cool dude. I'm glad he's followed his dreams to the place he's in now, and can get parties started at every con in his scene.

Few panels are alright, giving info on shit gonna be released, or famous actors/VAs doing meetings.

look at the average asian man and you'll realize it instantly

>the same costume all 4 days...
Febreze exists retard

based

>Brown-skinned third world country bitches looking always for that white Military pension
FTFY

Amusingly there are women who will start talking when my wife and I are group posing and my hands are on her until my wife tells them I'm her husband and they back off.

But they're all handsy with me. It's a weird sort of hypocrisy. I should point out that they also get mad at men who touch me, though. So it's clearly about possession in their minds.

When men interact, especially men in cosplay, nobody says shit. My buddy has framed my bulge with his hands and they just laugh like that's a totally appropriate thing to do.

I'm all for equality, but I mean equality. Not a reverse in perceived or implicit privilege.

How do you fuck consluts? Do you literally just be attractive, talk about random shit for 10 minutes, then just straight ask to fuck?

Haha I go to cons to fuck tons of girls like every other dude. went to a con already this year and fucked like 6 hot girls lol, so ez amirite guys? Just lots of hot cosplay girls walking around passing the pussy out to any guy they see. Cons ftw

It's not that there are "certain places", but it pretty much has to do with public decency. But there are places in Tokyo were you can do it all the time if you want.

This is also true

I want to fuck Purblind while she's dressed as Tharja. I'll cut through the body stocking with my dick and slide it all over her cute pale skin, then stick it in her cute butthole.

I want her to cosplay as Tharja and give me the cutest crosseyed blowjob so I can see the cute face she makes as she swallows my semen.

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I used to manage a hotel in san diego. We had to hire on-site plumbers at extortionate rates whenever Comic-Con came to town because our drain system was not designed to accommodate the vast quantities of condoms and semen being flushed every night

Just don't be weird and just talk to them. If you recognize the character just be like "Oh hey! Asuna!" and they'll usually like do an emote or something and then you compliment them and say that they're the prettiest Asuna you've ever seen. Then they'll go "aww thank you" and then you say something like "Hey, wanna come with me to play the drum game?" and then they'll say "yea!" and after that you suggest food. But just kinda be flirty the whole time yknow? Its easy.

Or get on tinder and put the con in your bio and all the super horny girls will match you just for that and then just ask for sex subliminally and you'll be set.

It's all fuckin' retarded, and unhealthy.

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>public decency
What is this, Saudi Arabia?

>be attractive, talk about random shit for 10 minutes
Yes
>ask to fuck
No, that's autistic, you invite her up to your room for a drink, say that it's to loud/stuffy/whatever, all that matters is you make an excuse to be alone that makes your intentions clear while also letting her lie to herself that she's not going along with you just to get fucked

L O N D O N ?
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N
D
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bruh look at this dude

It's not about equality. It's about driving a wedge between the sexes

Pretty much. Shits so easy if you’re /fit/ as fuck and chill. Bitches come to YOU due to that. Most of the time they are shy as shit dude. Once you don’t pay them no mind, bitches swim at you like piranhas after meat

You don't have to be under Sharia Law to be decent.

Nigri is alright, she's always nice to her fans for the most part and is at least self aware enough to admit her success is entirely based on T&A and plays it up on her social media

Yaya is a fucking cunt though. She acts like she's a legitmate actress, has a rider and demands a green room at cons, denies that she got a tit job solely for cosplay reasons, and treats her fans at best as walking atms, and with utter scorn most of the time.

Both have done shady shit though, like undercutting the unions which is why booth babes are no longer a thing, supporting that insufferable cunt Momo and to this day claiming they make all their own shit when it's clearly paid for.

there's tons out there, you don't even need to look very hard

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Stay away she's mine

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No, it's Japan.

>the kantai collection cosplay gathering at anime expo is being shared with azur lane
WHAT THE FUCK BROS

In any developed country you're free to wear anything anywhere.

So Japan is a third world now, huh.

my apartment, i got 3 female roomates and they are all 5/10 nerds with stick bodies and they just watch memes or netflix all day when not working, then again they are all dating already

While the chad/virgin memes amuse the shit out of me, I'll be honest: I'm above average. But I mean literally just above average. I don't look like Brad Pitt at 23 or George Clooney at 40.

There's no such thing as a born Chad. Everyone works for what they've got.

Here's the shortlist:
1. Speak with confidence, even if you have no idea what you're talking about.
2. Stand up straight.
3. Learn to recognize the body language of affection; touching is a big one, but how a woman poses herself is another. If there's nothing going on, extricate yourself and find another girl.
4. 4 days a week in the gym, 3 days a week you're running. 1 day a week no exercise (including sex). That's enough to improve slowly. Which is where you want to be. It's sustainable and a realistic workout schedule. Unless you want to eat clen, tren hard, and stay gains loyal. Which is the actual Chad secret.

So it is just an act, man it feels so retarded to doing this roundabout lying shit but whatever fucking whores.

Thanks Chad.

things that never happened for 1500$

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??????

>So Japan is a third world now, huh.
What does public decency have to do with third world country? That's the most backward shit I've read in a long time.

None of these people actually go to cons. When they do, they usually just get disappointed that it isn't like what the snake oil PUAs on the internet said it was like and go home.

I think you have things backwards user. Only third world places don't have clothing standards

what a dumb whore.

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Alright I might as well get /fit/ now, now that I have a reason for it.

where i live in sjw central california its literally too much of a risk to fuck anyone you don't trust 100% because any girl can just call the rape cops on you afterwards on a whim

You're conflating public decency with local laws you mong.

I work at a con every time it comes into town. I can confirm that there's a lot of hooking up going on. We always have incidents with people getting into trouble for sneaking off to closed areas or bathrooms to fool around and also just out in the open. The crazy thing is that sexual hierarchy isn't a thing here. Ugly autistic legbutts I see having success with attractive girls. Muscle-cocks walking around with cave trolls hanging off their dick.

i too enjoy vice media friend

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she said herself she only likes asian guys, lmao i guess theres anomalies in everything

Where do I find galleries/dumps of these cosplay slags pics?

Help a brotha out lads.

thats a dude
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Why do white people turn every meet-up into an orgy? This literally never happens in Asia.

Yes, and the holocaust happened in a single night using ovens powered by user's gaming PC on 105% clockspeed during july.

Go out in your town in only your underwear and see what happens. If cops stops you, you live in a third world country based on what you're saying.

What happens in Asia instead?

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I have no idea what you are on about.

Sorry, but she looks like a goblin.

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>This literally never happens in Asia.
Asia is pretty big.

thothub.tv

I'd rather you didn't say anything, I was just about to manhandle it.

I'm fucking gay. Fuck you.

fuck you, baneposting is still toptier

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For you.

We fulfill the function of the meetup (talk, take cosplay pictures, play games, etc.) and then MAYBE we go to a restaurant. After that, we go home.

Still fun, I'm just sad Raimiposting never took off in quite the same way

fuck you, spartaposting is still elder toptier

Is this real?

Yep. Reminds me of a guy I saw on Twitter, a standard forever alone weeb. He went to a con with the intent of posting his experience, thinking his self-deprecating humor would be enjoyed. It started off with him posting pics with captions but after a couple of hours he slowed down until it stopped. The next day, he said he couldn't take it anymore and left because he thought that the con would be filled with losers like him but instead it was a lot of people in groups of friends or couples and shit. He couldn't cope with the fact that people who enjoyed his hobby aren't as lonely and depressed as he is. Kek'd so hard at that

hah, joke's on you I'm old and fucking balding now

WASTED

Anyone ever met Enji? She seems to be nice

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Her and I go back via texts. She’s pretty chill.

What the hell is this from?

and im sad that sheevposting died down but atleast baneposting is eternal

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the personality type you have is garbage

she's pretty much a dorky nerd type stuck inside the body of an insanely hot woman

That fits the international definition of genocide

based and redpilled

You could tell me that's a move from the new movies and I'd believe you.

I had girls begging me to have sex with them but always refused because of 85% condom realiablity. I have no idea how people can have sex without panicking about making children.

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based & redpilled

imagine anal sex with Enji. good lord.

Sucks to be you then.

you sound like a fucking faggot

When you read the article women have stayed within the same 3% up and down curve, it's only men who have nearly tripled in 10 years. Can't imagine why

youtube.com/watch?v=dXBUW7X0NOc

where are you getting 85% from

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bruh this dude is absolutely disgusting

What if the zipper gets stuck on your clit?

Is he ok? :(

>Sheevposting and HWNDU
Damn, I miss that show

>Risk getting metoo'd by some thot
Miss me with that shit

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[CHAIR CLATTERING]

Then you have a bad day

I'm more scared about stds than condoms man, why are you scared of pregnancy with condoms there's very low chance for it to escape

I just wanna see pictures of good (sexy is a plus) cosplay and read sex stories people post here.

DEEZ NUTS
BBUURRAGGHRHRHAAHAHAHAAAAAGRRUUHHHHHOOOOOAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM GOT EEM

her nudes aren't that great anyways

>not him singing snake eater
This is a vidya board, you fa/tv/irgin

Unironically a chad.

boobs and ass are padded in the suit.
shes 100% fake

Truth here. Bitches at cons are looking to metoo ANYONE, but never report this shit to the feds. Only their IG feeds. I grin every time one of these bitches do it when I’ve smashed them weeks back. Feels incredible

This.
Fuck feminism and fuck entitled cunts.

Elise most likely then

rip man

What is even the purpose of that?

Bro, everytime I go to a con I fuck the hottest bitches in Nintendo cosplay with my thick 9 inch dick. They always cum too.

she has a huge ass which you can see in her streams all the time. unless youre implying her hot pants are stuffed aswell.

I heard one of you guys that there was a pic of her where you could practically see her arsole. Where the FUCK is it.

what happens at saw con? Do people show off their traps and shit?

They get pity points for being a victim (it's the best thing that can happen to a SJW/Feminist)

They want sponsors and followers most of the time. What they don’t realize is that this shit collapses them hard because when they DO get a sponsor, they shit pay them with merchandise and low pay shit. Then they try to say the company metoo’d them, but when lawyers on them, they can’t do shit but cry. Why do you think most bitches who cry metoo end up ghosting a few weeks after the event?

based jesus, he's even a damn good wrestler

cope

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>do some shitty Kamen Rider cosplay but build everything (minus the belts) from scratch
>it looks like shit but idgaf, I made something
>toku fans at cons come up to me to take pictures because it's niche bullshit over here and it gets their attention
>children go absolutely nuts for it
>they either run up to me to ask stuff or send their parents to ask for pictures because they're shy
>every con just makes me feel wholesome and happy
And then we have my gf
>does shitty closet cosplay
>shitty props because she refuses to try what I learned through trial and error
>had some people showing interest when she did AoT or some shit years back when it was at its peak
>it got to her head
>after that she usually got ignored at cons
>people asking me for pictures started pissing her off
>she started this passive aggressive shit of trying to interject her costume when people talk to me
>is generally pissed at me being in a good mood over people enjoying what I made

Fucking women and the shit an ounce of attention does to them, I swear to god.

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To create a fake event and then make a Patreon/gofundme so they can scam betas out of money.

God i can even hear palpatine speaking.

My lad, I always thought face masks that expose the eyes and mouth look retarded, either go without it or go with a full mask/gasmask/have a mask that only exposes the mouth, that can look good

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attention.

never really got this, why people get angry over who is fucking a girl they will never fuck or even meet in the first place? is this an american thing? I mea if she's not your woman, family or friend why anyone cares who she's with?

he was too good for this world

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Zac Efron isn't white.

Can't they just do it with literally anyone then? Or are they posting like the condoms and the texts and everything to weave some big fake sob story?

liberal media was a mistake, fuck walter cronkite.

What are some low effort cosplays?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Pretty much. Most of them don’t even have text logs. It’s why I never DM or text these bitches, and record any phone calls they make to me. Keep that shit simple and you’re golden. Bitches can NEVER run to you about metoo shit without a text. Why do you think most of the time these cosplay bitches try to bait betas and dudes with responses?

never happened tranny

Because when white people find beauty in their race and want to see it continued, so something like that takes it away forever. Basically the beauty in her blood is gone from the world now.

If you’re a fat guy with a lot of facial hair, wear a Sailor Moon costume as a joke.

Record phonecalls? Guess there's an app or native fuction for that nowadays. Well that does keep it simple.

soo why don't they just get married and have more kids? why are they so obsessed with making other people live the way they want to?

nuns arent a place. Should've said church.

Characters in normal clothes
School uniforms
Body suits with a few details stitched on
Basically go armor or go home

Ol' reliable

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>Shinji
>Doctor Who
>any lazy fucking crossover/punk version/apocalypse version/zombie version of anything
>Deadpool

I fucking wish

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You’re speaking some real shit here man. I had a metoo scare before, but I was quiet with my stuff and never spoke back to the crazy whore at all in texts. I went to the police and got the call logs. She blew up my phone repeatedly and stated that I kept texting her. She changed her story real quick when the police confirmed to her that the # she was texting wasn’t mine. She was scared shitless.

who is she?

Because remember, white births are in contrast against ALL non-whites (the majority). So they can't have enough kids basically. Whites are the only race that are "fragile" so to speak. Just one generation and they're ruined.

It was 3-5 million and Churchill did the same thing in India. Both were the result of policies taken in either immediate or perceived existential crises. Similarly, the United States dropped atomic bombs on two cities, killed up to a quarter of North Koreans and millions in Vietnam, and reserved the right to use nuclear missiles first in response to conventional warfare.

The reality is, leaders of supposedly civilized liberal states would literally create a global holocaust of hundreds of millions if they felt seriously threatened. The real historical lesson is that geopolitics and state security is an amoral affair of averting destruction or even its possibility for major global powers. The political system or ideology doesn't matter here.

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Because it's the low quality shit tier white people that obsessed with that shit
What's the quote from LoGH? "A man who boasts of his ancestors has nothing to boast of in himself" or something like that

Which Kamen Rider did you cosplay as?

Yessir. When they call, they usually leave angry voice messages and shit. And when you talk to them, always have that phone recorded. They will say some grimy shit, while you keep your cool. Once you’re all good like that, you’re golden. Most of the time dudes stay responding to these bitches back and forth, which fucks up their case. So always do your best to never lose your cool against these smuts.

>deliberately ruining your posture to give the illusion of an ass

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#1, Mach and Decadewith the helmet only because I haven't had to time to build his magnificient barcode body

I hope heaven has 16 colors.

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>why people get angry over who is fucking a girl they will never fuck or even meet in the first place?
Its just incel jealously in general, it would be the same if she dated a black guy. I have two different asian friends, one of them is low key annoyed at the whole wmaf thing the other doesnt give a shit cause he get's laid.

so "white" society and social policies are failing white people and do not promote creating a strong family and healthy relationships. Why is it a non-white's fault that some white people find our adherence to traditions to be attractive or refreshing?

hate the game not the player, bruh

That'll be easy. Was always wary of the #metoo shit. Fucking sluts.

10 years ago I'd argue that cons were still worth it. But you can buy just about anything a Dealer's Room can offer online now. And the novelty of cosplay has worn off to me.

pubmed

this dumb bitch

twitter.com/MissMurder/status/1111727804599750656

do you have to cosplay to lay with cosplay girls?

FACTS!! Always, and I mean ALWAYS get them call logs. You did fantastic bro. Anytime a chick says she’s going to metoo you, go to the police ASAP with the call log proof and all that shit ahead of time. They can never come back from that at all. Because any texts they try to fake, blows right up their fucking face, and you can sue for minor defamation & harassment

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Sites like Patreon became popular
Why go get a job where you have to work for 8 hours a day when you can just make twice the amount of money plus a huge amount of beta orbiters for dressing up half naked and posting pics online?

based and mixpilled

How do I get a cosplayer gf?

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What’s Saw Con?

Ive never been to cons, whats the appeal besides meeting your favorite author/creator?

Is she?

There is nothing appealing about cons, user.

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Send dick pics to every cosplayer girl you know.

My nigga let me tell you, the metoo shit is honestly overblown. Most bitches don’t even care about that shit at all, because most bitches realize quick, that without the dick, their financial coverage goes wayyyyyyyy down. Bitches hanging with bitches end up money gouging themselves, which ends up with them talking shit about each other. There’s nothing better than seeing catty bitches fight over dick, while you’re hanging with the bros. You’re all good man. The more you know.
NiggaFUCK NO. If you dress to impress, and all suave and shit, you get drowned in pussy. I went with a fucking tuxedo and shades, hair on point, and then took off my jacket to show off my abs, and was swimming in pussy offers. My man, just dress sharp and you’re set. Most of these bitches have NEVER seen $500 in their lives casually. I can tell you some tricks to get easy lays with good looking bitches if you’d like?

Should be findable under Emily Gort, she cute and her stuff is nice but nothing hardcore. Just like cute nudes n stuff.

And if you find the set with her blonde dreads, thats also her.

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made the kissing sound without her consent
sexual assault is so gross and fucked up
ugh it’s time men stopped humiliating women in the workplace
the gaming industry must act to show that his kind of abusive behaviour will not be tolerated, and that it will stand up for women like worthlesseyecandy35619, who deserve to exist in this space and feel safe

Cosplay as their characters love interest.

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It helps, girls get off on the idea of fucking their favorite characters just as much as guys do

>act like a dumbest whore ever
>while espousing mainstream philosophy that dumb whores don't exist
this timeline, I swear

>I'm all for equality
See, that's where you went wrong. You're trying to believe the impossible into reality.

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Louis CK is that you?

I can give you a real answer if you want bro. It all ends up with money and confidence. Most of these bitches DO NOT step out their homes, much less anything other than focusing on their cosplay. Half the time they are broke as shit despite ANY money they get, because they work as waitresses/strip clubs to make ends meet, and the other half is spending their shit on cosplay and that’s it. Let me be real with you here. These chicks are alone on a Friday night most of the time. They are fucking autistic and boring as SHIT in bed bro.

You're not allowed to walk around naked outdoors in most first world countries.

Ligma balls.

Smartest man in this topic. I do the same shit man.

That is the average after considering retarded people. If you are not using wrong lube and are not doing any other practice that would break a condom, the reliability is about 94%, or about as succesful as pulling out done correctly. It's not that easy for a woman to get pregnant either, there is only a tiny window of days when she can get pregnant after including the fact that sperm has to travel inside her.

You misunderstand me.

I want things like alimony and child support to be outlawed.

Fucking tuxedo? Lmao sounds like a joke almost. Too bad AX is hot as fuck so I won't be wearing that. Got some good quality clothes nonetheless. I'd be interested in whatever tips you got though.

>sounds like a joke almost
Whoa, really?

Let me tell you about that chief. Half of the time these bitches make that “money” they spend it immediately. They end up fucking themselves over the years because they didn’t invest in SHIT! 3-4 years later, they are bleeding money like nothing. And then everyone moves to the next one. It’s all part of the game

I've seen japanese touhou meet up gang bangs (all male).

yo what's ligma?

it's from the prequels dumbass.

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Well, I count them as new ones too.

Nah I’m dead serious. A tux ain’t worth much shit nowadays. You can get a legit good one for less than $400 nowadays. Just wear that shit for a good minute, then take that shit off and go shirtless if you’re /fit/. If you don’t want to go in a tux, dress suave man. Look presentable. Look around the corner bro. Half of these fuckers don’t know HOW to dress normally, much less groom themselves. You’re standing out better than everyone because of that.
Nah dude I’m 100% serious. Be honest, do most people at cons and events know how to dress normally? Half the time you’re seeing shit people dress up in look like the fuckers from “subtle” video game clothing threads. Take a look at them. Then tell me if you’ll take a person who dresses normal more serious.

It's the equivalent of "street cred" in the militant feminist world. If you don't have a #metoo moment then that means you're pretty much a fake who haven't walked the walk.

Yes.

Excellent, this was just what I needed.

I wish I was that fool.

Oh and here’s a tip dude. Bring about 1k with you or a little less. When you talk to these bitches, just talk to them normally. Reach out for your phone and get your dough and count it, asking if there’s any good places in the area here to eat and shit. Say you from New York. Bitches EASILY want everything to do with you. Easiest fucking way to bag a # and meet up with them later that night. Shit always works out for me.

>when he sees nigger dick.gif

she has a skeleton deformation that causes her excruciating pain actually.

any tips? because the usual places dont realy provide the good shit and if they do, its with facemasks.

It's so fucking stupid but I can see that working. Alright worth a shot.

ANWSER THIS

I’ve always wanted to do cosplay but I’ve never tried because I was worried I’d look nothing like the character and it’d be way too low quality.

>My man, just dress sharp and you’re set. Most of these bitches have NEVER seen $500 in their lives casually. I can tell you some tricks to get easy lays with good looking bitches if you’d like?
Can confirm. I brought 2k over to NYCC because I wanted those exclusives, so I didn’t cosplay and dressed with a nice button shirt, jacket and pants. Like coming out of manhattan tier work like. The girls there were asking me about how I got those exclusives and gave me their #s because they were interested in where I worked. Both were black.

what is a call log? haven't heard of this before.

the same rule doesn't actually apply to these thots of course. every time I've been, these disgusting women will come up and start feeling my /fit/ arms or abs without asking. even felt the grease of food on one girl's hands and I told her if she doesn't take them off me now I'll throw her in the trash. got kicked out for that

Shame she lost so much weight. I remember her Psylocke dance and she had way bigger tits/ass.

women behave today like Mad Men pretends men used to behave

From what urban youth movie is this from urban youth?

post references

My dude it’s that simple. Half of the time these bitches get hit on, they get hit on with dudes that look gross, have NO a sense of clothing etiquette, and I mean like ZERO of that shit. Wearing umbreon hoodies, the latest meme shirt, etc, without the looks to back it up. Look at ANY WWE event or convention event. Look at the average ratio of how most dudes dress up. It’s beyond shit, which gets them no play, so when a dude like you rolls around with dough, and are dressed sharp, bitches are instantly gravitated towards you because you look confident and out of place in a good way.

You sure you're not thinking of Moonfox?

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Call logs are from your phone account that the company provides to you. You can also download an app that specifically records the call log time, who’s talking the most, the less, time frame, etc. Companies like a Verizon automatically have your call logs on be ready whenever you ask for them. Bitches STAY forgetting this because half of the time, they have other people pay for their phone bill, which fucks up their account. Usually their parents

Oh yeah. Her. Well you know what I mean. RIP tiddie.

>falling for the bait

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depends on your definition of "porn" but latexperiment, latexotica, princess fatale, high gloss dolls, shinetight, nastyrubbergirls, straplessdildo/straponcum (some sets), shinysluts, Lara Larsen, zlatexa, fetishliza, latexangel, bianca beauchamp, some houseoftaboo sets

I don't have a problem.

what do you mean? like eye makeup?

Yeah RIP

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>want to watch normal porn where woman has the dominant role
GUY STRANGLED FROM CEILING AND BALL LITERALLY BEING CRUSHED DEATH BDSM
>want to watch porn where the girl has pantyhose on
PEEING THROUGH PANTYHOSE AND SMELLY FOOTJOB
>want to watch porn where the girl has good midriff
BELLY LICKING AND TICKLING LESBIANS

why is everything absolutely over the top in porn

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>Bitches STAY forgetting this because half of the time, they have other people pay for their phone bill, which fucks up their account. Usually their parents
This is some god tier wisdom advice. My cousins who are well over 30 always have their grandparents pay their bill, so they can never get their call logs at all. Much less access to their account.

left tit still looks fat and is too big for that bra. now she needs to work out and improve her ass to be real nice.

oh and also latex heaven

If you're seen how she looks now you'd realize her face is too far gone and her nasty ass FF tattoo sleeve ruins everything else

She is so skinny now holy crap.

Not him, but shit this is so true. I work at MSG, and that’s all I see whenever there’s a show. Nothing but fat grease pigs with xxl shirts and bellies sticking out and everything. So when someone actually does dress really nice, and aren’t polite, the staff usually treats them much better than the fatass neckbeards attending. Don’t even get me started on the javits center. My brother works there, and all he sees is pretty much the same shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Bc27yz64zA
How is this the same person. Time sucks.

Yeah they're at the Tazmania Ballroom, obviously.

saw con deez nuts lol

ah ok. yeah that's smart. I usually just send a sappy next morning text like, 'hey, had great time last night :)' to get some positive affirmation in case it comes up. but desu I had a close call with all this, so I don't even hook up that much anymore

I've been to Gamescom a couple times with friends. Two times is enough, waiting in huge queues to play a 5 minute demo of a game gets old real fast. Definitely worth experiencing at least once though.

>Pay for a hotel room at the convention here every year
>Usually fuck at least 3 decent looking girls cosplaying every year
>got 5 this year.

This is the only reason I go desu.

Gaylord. Lol.

Thanks!

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when do I get a girl like that?

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Neat larp

Pic in is from 2012. This is her now

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Cool thanks, crazy con bitches huh

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PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY

I met Zac Efron IRL in Savannah and the dude is actually more like 5 6 rather than his billed 5 8. Real handsome but true-to-life manlet.

I feel you chief. It’s why when I fuck these chicks, I NEVER respond back because I tell them off the bat, I don’t do that text shit. They find that hot because they want to hear what I got to say. So if a bitch texts me “hey I miss you” or some shit, I always ignore that. Then they call up, and then I got my shit recorded. Works every single time. Chicks are so fucking easy to figure out that it’s unreal how people have a hard time getting with one. Getting with these bitches is easy as SHIT. It’s finding a legit good one that’s the problem.

I genuinely made this thread as a saw con joke ;_;

Fuck off back to imgur

>FF8 tat
Oh no she is retarded

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anytime bro. And it’s more along the lines of most bitches in general. They go for feelings than actual logic. But most of these con bitches are autistic as hell. They are just as nervous as the next beta dude, real talk. Because this is the ONLY place where they can get so much attention like a celebrity. When you don’t play into that shit, they are more attracted to you because they can’t win you over that easily since you’re dressed right, and you got your money right. These bitches are filled to the god damn brim with emotional issues.

Then why didn't you post a saw related image in the OP and why did you post it on Yea Forums

15% is a huge risk for something that can basically end your life

There’s cosplayers that come in suits, mostly the yakuza cosplayers and characters in other games that do that. The difference is one person is trying hard to wear the tux and doesn’t look nothing like the character. The other did the research and got their tux tailored and knows how to read a room.

That is FF8 tattoo? I am a fan of the game and I don't recognize it.

It's Squall you moron

Yepppppppp, shit happens like that man. They knew you had to get a ticket for half of those exclusives. Always gets a laugh out of me when people start seeing these exclusives spike up to $400+ in the aftermarket.

>FF8 fan
>can't recognize Squall
hmmmm

Sign me the fuck up for another bolshevik revolution

死
DEATH

maybe he got amnesia too

drink onions nigger

Quick tip bro, get good with the security staff. Half of the time they want to get out, so when you offer them a drink or some shit, they look out for you by letting you cut lines and shit

The only cosplay grill I would actually subscribe to patreon account, but she doesn't have one.

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My wife just saw this picture and insists that she's recently seen him perusing the wares at her thrift store. Would ramble on about movies and TV shows.
Is Terry still with us?

Happens when you have a GF. Stay mad Yea Forumsirgins.

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this is absolute peak female performance. she must be careful not to go beyond but this right there is the holy grail.

MeTooing literally nothing and she's a community manager

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She visited my country some weeks ago and i can confirm she has the autism

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Sounds absolutely based

If you’re serious, I know how to book her for a show for you. How much you got to play with?

This thread reads like a shit tier PUA book, kek.

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Why do people get so upset at being told that no, randomly groping people isn't allowed?

lol yeah real game isn't getting them into bed, it's being able to either vanish or make them view it as no strings attached. but like I said, it feels like walking into a minefield these days. so much has changed in the past 5 years.

I'm at the point where I can afford to support a family, but irl that just makes me a target to lose more. they find out how much you make and start seeing dollar signs, it's impossible to make them fuck off without drama.

>Chicks are so fucking easy to figure out that it’s unreal how people have a hard time getting with one.
people are either afraid of the truth, or they think the lie will benefit them.

I'm going to Pyrkon in Poland next month. Hope I will see some nice Polish cosplayers. And play some RPG or tabeltop games.

shes not autismal shes just italian

quick rundown on this guy?

It's alright, she has been working out for a while now.

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I make 440k a year. How much do I need?

Nigga no it doesn’t. PUA is literally manufactured and everyone’s an actor there

*Hungarian

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Because I literally googled "Hot cosplay babe" and posted the first video game related one

Not much at all. 3-4K and you’re golden. Mostly to cover her flight + hotel expenses. Since you make that much, you can easily slam her. It’s all about how you approach the deal

Okay well how do I go about doing this

Getting scammed by a random on Yea Forums? Keep doing what you're doing: you're doing great!

I'm just seeing what he's saying. I'm not sending some random dude 3k.

Enji doesnt work as an escort and no, you cant slam her.

I know I'm a virgin, but do you guys really purchase con passes, hotel rooms for 3 days, and a flight just to have sex? Surely there are better value options.

Its just another kind of fun. Its always fun to slam girls who are interested in vidya/anime.

I wish I'd gotten amnesia after playing FF8. Or Quistis.

>it's being able to either vanish or make them view it as no strings attached. but like I said, it feels like walking into a minefield these days. so much has changed in the past 5 years.

Fucking truuuuuuue shit right here. It’s why I keep my shit simple and to the point with these bitches, so that nothing comes back to me when I fuck them and I’m done with them. A good way to duck these bitches to come back at you, is to download a text app. Use that text app for them and for them only via calling.

>I'm at the point where I can afford to support a family, but irl that just makes me a target to lose more. they find out how much you make and start seeing dollar signs, it's impossible to make them fuck off without drama.
Real talk, I feel you hard on this. The MINUTE these bitches know you not only make money, but more importantly, save and invest that shit, they want the piece of the pie, and the whole pie with it. The second a bitch says she has money issues, I’m fucking out that shit. Best way to leave these bitches is to simply ignore them hardbody. The reason why is that if they get no response from you, you can’t play their game. And if you don’t play their game, they get massively desperate to make you a part of their life, even if it’s negative. Once you got your shit all clean via records and all, they end up fucking over themselves, AND the next dude that wants to fuck them. And other bitches find this hot too. Why do you think most of these crazy bitches friends STAY gossiping about you when they hear how much you blew that bitches mind in bed?

>frogposter
>gf
Sure.

>The joke
>Your head

She fucks Asians guys

The cosplay boom is the worst thing that ever happened for cons. Nowadays cosplay attracts the worst kind of people (male cosplayers are ever worse in my experience), usually don't know fucking shit about what they're cosplaying about and just create an attention vacuum that hinders everything that isn't directly related to cosplay. I legit think that cosplay should be banned and relegated to cosplay-only cons, or restricted in some way.

I feel really sorry for people who just want to dress as their favorite character, but they are the minority now.

Hit up her business email which is located in her profile. State the event you want her in, along with time frame, days, booth info, or private event. You obviously want private event, so break down that shit and you’re pretty much set. When you state how much money you got to play with, state 3-4K despite you obviously making more. Remember, she isn’t a celebrity so most of this money is crazy good for her in her mind.
Are you retarded? Where did I say for the dude to send me money? Nigga go back to school to learn how to read

>replay cam

You’re an honest idiot. That’s what bitches like SophiaSivan and others said too. Chicks WILL give it up If the money is right, and if you got your mind right. Believing otherwise just makes you stupid as shit and shows you won’t make it in this world.

this is why I only fuck boys now
way lower incidence of this shit

>See cool cosplayer
>want to get pic with
>too beta to ask

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> girls who are interested in vidya/anime.
Good luck finding one among the cosplay thots

who goes to a con and doesnt get a picture with literally everything that interests them?

Nigga HOW? All you got to do is “shit your cosplay looks great. Do you mind if I get a shot with you?” That’s fucking it. There’s no rocket science behind this shit. No elaborate plan. Just that

100% if you're at least a Billionaire.

Nigga girls watch a shit ton of anime. I can’t go a fucking DAY without a bitch talking about sailor moon or MHA. And I’m talking about the average girl. Shit like that is normalized to hell and back bro

The fact that you’re asking this on Yea Forums, 0%

You gotta act cool and don't be shy. Mind your body language and assertive yet respectful to channel your inner alpha for a few moments.

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jihad sony interactive entertainment for us kthx

I'd fuck him and marry him and adopt a kid with him
I'm not gay tho, but I'd do it if he wanted

Not even. Where do you all get your info from? All you need is at least 2-3Gs to fuck a good looking chick, and you don’t even need to SPEND all that on her. Most of these chicks are so broke now that they will fuck to get ther fucking rent or utilities paid off. Shits so easy.

Why can't I meet this woman and make her mine? Oh wait, because I'm old, ugly, stink. and have the personality of a Kingdom Hearts Square character.

KEK

We live in a time of information overload. If Enji would be available as an escort that shit would be out in the open everywhere.

You can always work out and get a body my man. The only thing stopping you is yourself and you feeling like shit. Improve yourself my guy

same here

Is she going?

>tfw will never see Enji like this IRL
>tfw will never pull off her pantsu and breed her over and over

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if you have a shit-tier face a body isn't going to do shit

it's either work on your personality or suck start a shotgun. it's over for you.

Not him, but shit like that doesn’t leak till years later. It takes times, but shit will leak out. Other than that, it’s not exactly rocket science to see that a girl like her would do something strange for a huge chunk of change if it meant getting a paid vacation trip. Plus leaking that shit means the death of the leaker. You really think anyone would want to do that shit? Look what happens when people leak out nudes now. They get charged with revenge porn

I honestly hope Terry is at peace. I hope there's an afterlife and he's with God now

Normies.
The privileged normies who can take over any of our hobby and get paid for it.

I do 3 out of 4(not number 3 although I try very hard to do so I'm not able to do this literally at all) and I'm 30 and have been rejected literally hundreds of times. Sometimes by girls I didn't even have interest in or express interest in. I've never met anyone who had any interest and in fact I can't get women in real life to speak to me at all even to begin with and never have been able to unless they had to.

I always see posts like this touting fitness and confidence as the hard truths but then I look at myself circa 3-4 years ago and it's like nothing is guaranteed.

Realistically there probably ARE people like him who share his interests. It's just that they are the kind of people who would be unlikely to ever find each other without external assistance.

updog

god fucking damnit its BAPE my guy

Does she fuck her fans or something? Honestly looks like a basic slav whore

Nah it wouldn’t chief. Nobody wants to be THAT guy who leaks out enjis info like that. Especially online. Enji actually has common sense to keep shit private, unlike most of these con chicks. The dude that leaks out anything ends up in jail. I don’t think anyone wants to take it up the ass by multiple dudes just for leaking nude pics nowadays.

Dude. They're literally there to have their hard work put into their costume be appreciated. Asking for a pic is a compliment and they'll 100% be ok with it.

t.manlet who took a pic with cute zeldas

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ran over a cia nigger and created his own compiler

I blame Americans, there are women that are still pure in this world and create cosplay for fun, not for lewds or money.

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>We live in a time of information overload.
Indeed, but we also live in a time of metoo going strong online. The days of leaking shit like that are rough due to the person doing the leaking ALWAYS has to end up being an attention whore, fucking it up for everyone else in the game

>If Enji would be available as an escort that shit would be out in the open everywhere.
Not even. Why you think most girl nowadays have a business inquiry email now? Once you’re good peoples with that, and get that connect down, you’re set up to do some low down shit with them if they are feeling your vibe. Shits the norm man.

>why is everything absolutely over the top in porn
Honestly, I just want a little deviation in my porn but everything has to be so overdone.

Nobody is talking about nude pics; just info about how you can book her and people sharing their experience. Which is not at all punishable by law.

Holy shit this thread is filled with PUA mega cringe

>just info about how you can book her and people sharing their experience.
She has her booking email on her profiles & an entire Reddit dedicated to her experiences
>Which is not at all punishable by law.
Bend the law right, and you can make anything punishable. Especially if she can prove it cost her revenue.

She has a bf.

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RICED

Nigga you’re the only person saying that shows name. Calm your autism for a second and your boner for some faggots. You keep their dicks name in their mouths more than Ava Devine at a porn convention

I unironically cant imagine being that guy
FUCK

Oh okay so it’s just schizo retards on Yea Forums writing fantasies. Good to know

So does SophiaSivan. That doesn’t stop her from tricking

She knows about us.

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Looks like a fag to me

She seems so nice

BLACKED

COPE

dont. mental ill THOTS

yeah i want my own Enji.

Yeah, it’s not that surprising. Yea Forums is basically Reddit 2.0, I know a few cosplayers that users Yea Forums, im talking about the schizo that say famous cosplay girls are escorts

She ran her ringers through me and my coworkers hair on multiple occasions. But accused a customer of stalking her for talking to her more than one time.

Also the currency sign goes before the numerals you absolute retard.

god i want to rape her

What is she trying to show off here? The gut or the lack of cep?

>Yea Forums is basically Reddit 2.0
Other way around. Reddit is Yea Forums 2.0, which is Somethingawful 2.0

>Inicia sesión
Hola Pedro tanto tiempo

>How do I get a cosplayer gf?
not gf material. also they'd only want to date you if you aren't impressed by them

retard

I don't know and I don't care.