Mass Effect

>implying creaky bones moreau wouldn't enjoy laying on the floor in pain but also erection after you walk into the room and shove him off ED-E for your own taste
We use cuck here very loosely but if anyone is an actual cuck it's probably Joker.

Everything about those faces is creepy.

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>human
>perfect

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS NORMALFAG AND LAUGH

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I prefer quarians. Wider hips. More feminine features.

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Jack is better but Miranda is pretty good.
Both would be best.

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>there are people who stuck with Michael Jackson for half a decade

All the character models look like utter shit in this game. The art style is atrocious.

Great music

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Ugly face, sagging ass.

>>it's deader than Star Trek
The Orville is Star Trek

IT'S A CHARM POINT

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She has buck teeth and has daddy issues, perfection my ass

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Tali is better

Wider hips. Nicer personality. Fertile feel to her.

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>Fertile
Yyyyyyeeaaaaahhh....

>no krogan romance

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>not choosing perfect blue space babes with large futa cocks

>her head is bigger than male Shepard's

What did they mean by this?

Throwing Jack off a cliff was the only satisfying part of ME3

>he didn't choose Turian perfection

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Her ass is the only thing that isn't sagging.

SO GOOD

I went with the cute, smart, and kind redhead in both galaxies!

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nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/170

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Would fuck Turian ass/10

Bald Jack > Jack with hair

>Miranda
Not Kaiden

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/170

>perfection
>that fucking face
Reminder that being an adult is just wanting a pretty face and not caring about body like a horny teenager (as long as she's not fat, but fat people can't have pretty faces anyways)

Cuuuute.

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>have a hot girl
>make her look ugly on purpose
Very progressive

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/664

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/664 better

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nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/562

It's amazing how much mods can unfuck ME3. My ending just blew up the reapers and had shepard fly off to new adventures with his crew. I'm doing a fresh playthrough modded to hell and back and its great, actually.

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>human perfect

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God i want to fuck her tight alien pussy while i lick her feet

Oh and I play custom male shep because I'm not a fag. And there isn't time for romance because we've got shit to do. and also I modded the files to have -10000% power cooldown so I'm zipping around the map murdering people as vanguard.

uploadir.com/u/zqjfivcu

BASED

TALI AND LIARAFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE AIRLOCK

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I'M
STARTING
WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR

Shepard HEE HEE

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It only adds to her purity

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>N7 on a fucking halloween costume
That's some dedication on representation.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0Rl16elKo

You should see the one on her girl

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>her
I mean HIS

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>the one person you really want to romance is not able to be romanced

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ME3 is actually alright for most of the part, ending aside.

>Shepard is Ugly as sin, no matter how hard I try
>Tali is straight
A tough decision to make.

Isn't that a bit distasteful given the untold trillions that died to the Reapers?

get MEHEM and unfuck the ending too. and expanded galaxy. and a bunch of other shit.

You actually get battlefield reports and assign your staff and all kinds of cool shit. don't forget to shove sweetfx on that fucker too. I'll share my config if theres any interest.

dude nobody cares

What was his name again?

I heard multiplayer in ME3 is really great.

The things that are wrong with ME3 are so glaring, though, that subtract from the overall experience. I really missed the ME2 crew in it and their presence would have helped a lot in enjoying it.

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Pirates are basically the same thing.

>Not just sticking with the ultra chad that is Sheploo.

facesofgaming.com/mass-effect-3

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/610/

PM'ed you the fix

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It's really not

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>pudgy face
>insecure
>daddy issues
Miranda is as "perfect" as Captain Fungus, lol

You can take your me2 crew along to certain missions with the expanded galaxy mod

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>Can't have kids
>Used up druggie
I see the fan base is still utterly retarded.

>played the entire trilogy
>start mass effect 3 with mehem and egm and other mods
>cure genophage, geth and quarians make up, do a shitload of side quests
>still under the required military strength before the last missions
what the fuck happened

>Removing the suit
Literally half of Tali's sexual appeal is the suit.

butterface
cute

Of course you did Caitfag because you have abysmal taste that can be seen on any board.

DR CHOCOLATES

Well you could go with destroy ending that will kill EDI

unironically cute

>face looks like after a full frontal collision at 200km/h
>grotesque baboon arse that would an African woman jealous
>perfection

yeah nah

Isn't it canon that they have pleasure systems, because it's hard for them to masturbate and have sex? Tali should be using a robo vagina on Shepard, that's connected to a built in dildo.

Never got around to 3 because it was a shitshow, would a modded playthrough be worth it? I liked 2 a fuckton

>human perfection
>literally GMO

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I replayed ME2 recently, as I did I notice that the crew was just to large for the game and story.

Is there a website where I can just make a ME1 savefile? I don't care enough to 100% ME1, but I do want all the story perks and such in ME2.

i think there are hex editors

Pecs McAbstats

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>Mass Effect 4
>Andromeda 2
>New Story 1

>wanting a rabid christcuck

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>being a rabid antichristcuck

>buck teeth
>potato nose
>trannie jaw
>perfection
what did miranda's father mean by this?

Benchpress McMoneybulge

>New sc-fi IP
The story of mass effect ended with the third game, let it rest.

>Drack gets more side content than any other party member
>not a romance option
B-But why?

>trannie jaw
What you got against a well defined jaw?

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Original Trilogy Remake it is!

>Barren
>Worst biotic of ME 2
>Perfection
Pick one.

Humans are the reason we will never have an awesome futuristic space society tho.

If it doesn't have an anime girl chin it's not a woman.

EGM fucks your shit if you don't engage with its systems fully. Also why the fuck would you cure the genophage? you're going to save the galaxy from the reapers only to lose it to the reapfrogees? fuck that shit I shot mordin in the fucking face and I'll do it again.

You want to fuck her through a hole in the suit? you don't want to taste her berry blast sweat? are you some kind of fag

I THINK REAPERS SUCK!

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>Xboxfag
I wish I had mods.

>You want to fuck her through a hole in the suit?
Yes, because I have a faceless+bodysuit fetish.

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>Genocide is bad, unless we're the ones doing it, then it's okay!
Just tell the Krogan to have less sex. They have 1000 eggs, so just have 1000% less sex. It's literally that easy.

Also, she'll die without it. There is just something romantic about thigh fucking her, feeling the heat coming off of her pussy through the suit, but never being able to go wild.

And they'll listen. Krogan Rebellions 2: The rest of the galaxy is already fucked over edition

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Gaymon Gayston

>I finished more Andromeda side content then ME1 side content
What's wrong with me.

>has both warp and Overload
That alone makes her one of the best squad members in the game
>you're going to save the galaxy from the reapers only to lose it to the reapfrogees
let them have batarian space, they are all going extinct anyway

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They will with Wrex in charge and the unspoken threat of Genophage 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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What systems? Like the choices to help Thessia and how much should ships or just Normandy should you send, remember there were 2-3 more of those choices that ended up giving me not much. The human colony that's rejecting human refugees, and some other shit I don't remember. Do these actually fucked me up in the end?
And I cured the genophage mainly because of Wrex and he's a big bro, they made them seem they will change their aggressiveness with the whole rebuilding shit, and I do prefer them over the salarians who got their homeworld invaded by Cerberus pretty easy

That new Jack is 87% worse. The old one looks way better.

id like to meet the modeler who tried to pass that off as "human perfection" and punch them right in the jaw

Does Edi wear clothes, or is that just her body?

>trillions
Batarians aren't people.

>GMO
You are only making her sound better.

>quarians will always be purple looking humans and not actually have a unique alien look

I would agree with you, if you were talking about Vorcha, but Batarians are neat.

>Wrex in charge
>Implying that the krogans won't live under the rule of the women from now

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It hurts just a little.

You are doing it wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

There is an alternative appearance where she has clothes
Fluff hinted that the reapers are having a very hard time with the vorcha

Not enough.

>Mordin dead
>Legion dead
>Thane dead
>Jacob fucked off to cheat on another woman
That just leaves Samara, Miranda, Jack, Kasumi, Grunt and Zaeed. They're ten total, 8 if you remove Kasumi and Zaeed for being DLC, 4 that live through it all. They're not that many. Actually, I welcomed the variety and there was much that could be done with the clashing personalities of certain pairings on board.

el ayuwoki...

Miranda all the way

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This is honestly how Quarians should look. Bald so as to be comfortable inside the suit (Otherwise they would have to wear the same hat astronauts wear), and plugged in to receive her food and medicine

>Batarians are neat.

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Ashley is Human, Miranda is a genetic mistake

What's the point of Vega? He is just shit. Replace him with any other human. Well, any of the humans you could argue would join the Alliance after ME2.

Based and thigh-pilled

You the man.

>try to romance Ashley
>forgot about the glitch where choosing "renegade" option when Liara asks if your interested sets the romance flag up
>just got the sex-talk from Liara and Ash calls me 'sir' instead of 'skipper'
>too late to turn back

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Buff Mclargehuge

Based frogs

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They are assholes, but the Vorcha are just shitty scrawny Krogen. They add nothing. Batarians are kind of like reverse Turians to me. The Batarians are militaristic evil species, and there isn't any other of those.

>most powerful human biotic
>can kinda knock back enemies

Is it Femshep compatible?

Sounds like you're a homosexual.

kys yourself.

No.

>kys yourself.
Can't somebody else do it?

Why does everyone look shiny and weird? The lighting in all of these games is just garbage.

nose is better but everything else is worse

Who are you?

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Well made and entertaining lewd mods that add a lot of content that is also xbox compatible fucking when?

I'm rocking a sweet tech armor upgrade, that's who I am.

Never, I'm afraid.

Let me fucking romance more than one person, please!

>no happy ending with tali where we can have kids if it was even possible because it would likely kill her

Why don't Quarians just use in vitro fertilization? Or is it just the foreign sex cells themselves that cause an allergic reaction?

If I pirate can I still get my saves to carry over?

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You, a human, are literally incompatible with Tali because she is a dextrose based life form. You can't even share the same food, let alone having a kid, either you're another Quarian or a Turian and use voodoo magic.

>dating a Quarian
>she takes off her mask
>secretly an Asari with an Quarian father, and inherited their shit immune system
What would you do?

yes

Having a large cast is not an issue, the issue is that the game isn't large enough for the cast.

Yeah, but even Quarian on Quarian love gets them hospitalized. Is that because of the germs in someone else's suit, or the sex cells themselves?

Pancake white ass? No thank you

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>dextro-protein
Sorry I knew that sounded off when I typed it, either way the point stands. You and her are incompatible on the most basic of levels.

That’s why I said if it was even possible

>ywn care for a cute alien loli

From what I remember pretty much, their bodies are used to only their own suit and due to how fragile their immune system is they have to spend weeks slowly syncing up their suits and even then it's a gamble in the end.

HEE HEE

Based

Why can't my FemShep be a slut?

>a dextrose based life form
What does that even mean

>redhead with the last name Anwar

bitch, she dyed it.

Our, and most life forms, DNA is made out of A, Quarian's and Turian's is made out of B. If Bs eat A food, they die, and the reverse is also true. It's like a Diesel verses Gasoline thing.

To put it simply their DNA spirals the opposite way that Humans do. Dextro is latin for right and levo, which is what humans have, for left.

This is literally not the case. Shit like this passes through your body unabsorbed with no harm done to you.

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It has maxe Shepard pass out, multiple times, due to intestinal destress.

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For you yes, but its outright stated it could be "poisonous" to a Quarian due to their biology already being off. Her food would have no nutritional value to you, your food would have no nutritional value for her and could kill her. Welcome to Mass Effect shit is wonky half the time.

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Very good,still active.

>can't change pieces of people's outfits, like Shapard
I just want everyone to have cute cheesy matching outfits.

Liarafag or Craterfag? Either way begone.

>barren michael jackson
>human perfection

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Let me see people's dicks! Why can I see boob, ass, AND a hint of vagaina, but no dick?

Turians can't eat human food either and their immune system isn't wack.

Shepard can't have Turian or Quarian food either. Remember that anti-human bartender that drugged them with the wrong kind of alcohol?

Play Dante's Inferno. You get a nice look at Satan's floppy schlong. You faggot.

Name the most sexual piece of Mass Effect media.

Nah, I just wanna see Jack get railed by Shepard's magnum dong on screen.

>Billy Zane gets to fuck her face model every night
Is there a luckier man?

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You sure?

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the vanilla handholding lovey-dovey mutual consent leg lock kissing impregnation sex for each girl x male shepard i write but am too afraid to upload

Don't be afraid, I wanna read them!

Hijack
Bye, Jack

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I don't think it was the wrong kind of alcohol that he drugged then with, pretty sure just used poison.

man i wish she was a romance option, but yea when you get her her brandy and it fades out i like to imagine that i gave her the biggest nut... in the backroom i mean be wierd to have that janitor guy watch..

She can't have children.

Colonist Shep best Shep!

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one generation. All you've done is made this your children's problem. It was 20 years from ww1-ww2.

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Only the best for Lex Luthor.

Wrex is still kinda young, that's my great grandkids problem. Besides, Wrex is hoping to set up a full working government. With council support, they can do fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E
Bros....

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All that shit on the command terminal. Like promoting crew, doing rescue ops, and those fucking gathering quests have much more impact. Even reading your...whatever the battle report thing in your codex is called adds. Also buying shit, like walkers and such. I don't know maybe another mod I installed did something.

Not even the best human romance

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You can take the monkey out of the jungle...

>looking up cute Mass Effect fics
>tags: Autistic Commander Shepard, trans male character, Canon Disabled character, black male shepard

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Honestly, how new to the internet do you have to be to expect anything different?

Ao3 is a tumblr colony the fuck did you expect

I wasn’t expecting THAT

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The monkey can evolve into a person, and I think the Krogen have.

> Not lining up your next gig before the end of the current one

A Spectres gotta eat user.

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Vanguard will never not be the best.

> Dextrose based

Imagine the taste.

Dance off?

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this mod makes her look worse. what the fuck are even doing

Yeah but dextrose is a form of glucose. You can't make DNA out of sugar.

I jack off to Jack.

>Tali is canonically a sweetie-pie
blessed

They miss spoke. They didn't mean sugar. Our DNA spirals one way, and their's is the opposite. Dextro is latin for which direction.

I want Tali to step on me

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I'm pretty sure the Shrek meme is a covert ops perpetrated by weebs to dissuade interest in strong European jaws.

I swear to god, if this is foot art.

Where is Katsumi?

1 > 3 >>>>>> 2.

Nappa Knowhow

This, but the opposite.

Lol shepherd is a manlet!

Kys, nigger. Star Trek will live forever.

She's always on stilettos

>She has buck teeth and has daddy issues, perfection my ass
No, perfection her ass

kek

SOMEBODY

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She's hiding.
On the "pole" upper left side.

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name of cosplayer?

youtube.com/watch?v=xwZ71nnARas

no idea.

>Racist
>Christian
>likes poetry
>smoking hot
>all American
>loves guns
>executes chimpout alien niggers
When did you realize Ashley is best girl?

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PYJAKS ARE FOR PUNCHING!

>smoking hot
wipe the Vaseline from your eyes

Potato-nosed juden girl

>they make gay bait not gay

Based Bioware. Enjoy STEVE! you subhuman.

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>no one thought to bring some along to Andromeda
>when they are described as being extremely tasty
Why not bring a sample of all your food species? The people of the new universe just have to live without cow for the rest of their lives?

>cant impregnate Miranda
Literally bottom tier.

This. Her suit is like these fetish latex costumes. Hot AF.

How can one character be so hot? One of you degenerate roleplayers please post your discord so you can RP Jack for me.

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>That everything
God
I just want to fuck Ashle- Miranda. Damn it!

God I want to kill her with my semen

Not quite ^-^

deviantart.com/anothercrazysfmstuff/art/SFM-723739999

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>you’ve been around her so much that her immune system has adapted to you specifically
>all the semen you pump into her is actually making her stronger
>she knocks on your cabin door one day saying that the two of you need to talk, now
>she’s sporting an obvious baby bump

Ashley was great. Wish they hadn't turned her into a bimbo for 3

Unironically based

>look up Mass Effect fics
>almost no mind break and Reaper indoctrination
>the few that exist are complete shit
What a useless fandom.

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Where are the discord ids you double niggers?

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WE ARE ON A CHRISTIAN BOARD

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FUCK THE ADVERTISERS. I'M TRYING TO CONTACT ROLEPLAYERS.

Hey, my Shep ain't that bad, and I just got him off the web, lots of nice creations there.

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Good

I wish there were more options than "what flavor of buzz do you want?"

You're a goddamn army dude, not a fashion model

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>people still shill for the garbage MEHEM
"lol crucible blows up the reapers we win the end" is unironically worse than what we got

BLUE AND TRUE BABY

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You're an army dude in the space military. You work with three frogs, two slugs, and and a bird. If I want my soldier to have medium length hair, I don't see why it's such an issue.

>literally being your genes cucked by xenos

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>playing game about space travel and seeing fantastical alien species (although most are oddly human shaped)
>NOT fucking the aliens
I have never talked to or met someone who romanced a human in Mass Effect. To do so you must be the ultimate normalfag.

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was that english

It was at one point

Makes me want to replay 3 but I remember the teture overhaul taking forever to install.

Make more game, then.

Oof! I want to be smothered between Yvonne's Polish buttocks.

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>The monkey can evolve into a person
no it cannot

>Can't have children
>Looks like Micheal Jackson
>Perfection
KEK

get that creepy femcel out of my sight

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More like PieJack
It's when you creampie Jack
Just in case I wasn't clear enough already

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i went with her and regretted it, still the other ugly aliens weren't really a choice

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>ywn string Ashley along, making her think you are romantically interested in her but at the same time actually interested in blueberry
>ywn shoot Ashley down but ask to remain friends
>ywn ask her to be the godmother to the beautiful blue child you and blueberry make
feels bad

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>ywn romance both of them
>ywn suggest sharing
>ywn laugh as the old fashioned space-racist runs crying out of the room
>ywn fuck in Liara's bunk, so Ashley has to hear

GOD I LOVE KAI LENG

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>Shepard-sanpai, you better give my Sensei your weapons, or you're a big BAKA!
For what reason?

>tfw actually feel like playing mass effect again
i know i shouldn't

i'll just be disappointed and mad when I get to 3

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I get mad and disappointed when I get to 1.

i'll tear that dumb chink a new asshole for messing with thane

Why? I always feel like 1 and 2 are great and it goes downhill once you start 3.

The story is good, but the gameplay, and the User Interface in general, are the worst I've ever seen.

>People say "Mass Effect 3 wasn't so bad"
>Am forced to remember Kai Leng
Hate. Hate.

literally just a higher res texture, turds

It's EDI that always dissuades me from trying out ME3. Giving her a robot body was stupid and the design they chose is too goofy for me to take it seriously.

Imagine feeling those hips sway

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that's where she stores her poop

The jawshape, eyes, and make up are all different.

No it isn't

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its literally just a high res texture. You install it with me3 explorer.

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I want to fuck EDI

what is this autism. are we supposed to load up a pixel diff program to see whatever you think you are pointing out?

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what the fuck

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>footfags

Nice.

Sequel

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would a christfag like Ash even agree to that? Miranda seems more likely to do such thing

I don't see why a Christian would have a problem with some toe sucking. It's not like its sodomy. I decided to write Miranda as a snob because of the pic I used for her where she looks bothered.

Why couldn’t this be “Asking to start a family with”

It makes me angry that zoomers only know this song for one reason and not how kickass it was back in the day and how it was associated with Mystery Men.

Well that's not as funny but I'll do that in the future

Post more

It's Shrek's now. Just close your eyes, and it will all be orge soon.

I'm sorry that's it. You can open up the images in paint and paste your own text blocks over the text for a new scenario

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>old fashioned space-racist
that's why i liked her anyway, i always found Liara's weird obsession with my shep to be cringy as fuck

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That's why ME2&3's waifus are ×10 better.

I'm at odds with the romances in ME. at first I really liked Tali. She was my first waifu. Then came to Yea Forums after ME3 burned me and became extremely redpilled. I still like Tali, but feel like neither of us should be together because we both need to be breeding with our own races.

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why?, even after the reaper war humanity isn't close to extinction by any means and everyone is a mutt anyway.

Damn it's been 7 years, and this thread made me miss Tali. I want to replay the series, but I know it's not gonna be the same and will lead to disappointment

You can adopt. There are plenty of humans without parents, and I assume Quarians could too. Really, as long as you're raising them write, it don't matter. I'm more of a nurture of nature guy though.

Patrician taste, can actually bear children.

This is what he's getting at
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirality#Biology

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You have become enlightened. Find some nice human girl and settle down with her. Not someone who is in the military. You want a stay-at-home mom for your kids. Encourage Tali to do the same with a quarian man.

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>not marrying Tali and raising a family of orphaned human and quarian children

>a quarian man

His name is Kal'Reegar

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All things being equal, a child is always going to be better off being raised by its own species in their native culture. Quarians are not humans and humans are not quarians.

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You can work together to raise Quarian and Human babies as a couple in the same house. Many adopted kids become shitty disappointments, because they don't have parents.

That's disgusting.

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That's why you work together. She teaches them Quarian things, and you support her, and she does the same for the Human kids.

Ash is best girl

>No Elcor, Hanar, or even Vorcha companions

I want to be with the real aliens, not some blue skinned human fan-service bullshit that all look similar to each other.

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But user, that would be a challenge to program and write. Don't you like that Andromeda left all of those time sinks lost in space?

That is no way to raise children. They will be prone to having severe identity issues when they grow up. It's not what is best for them. They should be with their own kind unless there is no alternative.

Vorcha aren't intelligent enough to be companions or even real characters.

Better than orphans, the literal worst case scenario.

>brainlet biblethumper
>bestgirl
Pick one.

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Question: why can't Tali find a quarian man and adopt quarian kids and you can find a human woman and adopt human kids? You are being selfish.

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Love? Either she ends up with Shepard or Garrus. I'd rather spend time with a woman I know I love, than hope a human I like comes along.

She's infertile. If I can't raise a child with a woman, I'd choose an alien goddess with hips for days. Eternal Talifag, that's the life I chose

This kills the talimancer

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All of this is bullshit. I want a space RPG with real aliens for once, even better if I can actually be the alien doing alien things.

>Not raising your vorcha to kick ass and take cover instead of standing around like an idiot eating bullets

He could easily be the team pet.

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>Mass Effect gets rebooted
>into a JRPG
What changes?

Kal is dead.

Vorcha are just shitty Krogan.

Krogans are niggers

Based and redpilled

Nah, Krogans are African American, Vorcha are niggers.

Steve character is a fucking joke
>you know he is gay because he just lost his husband and he is crying in cargo bay over a recording on him telling him to save himself
>almost every piece of dialog is shepard telling him to get over it
>you basically manipulate a grieving man into sex
fucking
Y
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Considering her attitude, it would have fit her and would have looked better with an emo hairstyle.

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That's what she has?

Hers is more like a skinhead hairstyle.
I guess I just don't like shaved sides.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I"M SO LONELY AND HORNY

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based Kelly in both

Nah, it's not cucking if it's Garrus

Is that a mod for Ashley's design in ME3? Because if so, I'd download it.

>every species forms monogamous pairs
It's shit. Where is my wacky alien sex and relationships?

I think it is,but I just found it on google.

Fuck off degenerate.

Bonobos be gone.

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>Love?

Like I said, you are being selfish. Historically, partner relationships weren't about love anyway but about the extended family, alliances, and the environment for the children. You and Tali are both better off with your own species.

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I'd be okay, but I'm not sure everyone would be okay with some god or similar no one knows being mentioned at a funeral.

So,son,who is this Kalahira fella?
Oh,a god from a vidya game about banging aliens.

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That's a lot of tiny words, you got a bigger copy, or shorter?

That's maximum autism,the 'tism cap has been reached.

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Miranda is worst girl. Never banged her in any of my playthroughs.

- burned the coal with Jacob
- infertile
- gender flipped clone of her dad
- feminazi archetype
- liar
- fucked up face

Jack can be tamed and becomes more feminine.

Jack is the only character in the entire Mass Effect universe without daddy issues
let that sink in

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Jack a good girl.
She takes care of her Shepard and doesn't afraid of anything.

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>Buck teeth
>Sterile
>Bitchy personality

Perfect my ass

Too bad she has a mountain of other issues to compensate for it, not to mention probably has lots of STD's and will die of cancer in the forties

Patrician taste

He's not straight either, you can't romance him as FemShip.

but you can bang him in citadel dlc

You date-rape him

But what about rape?

>Being interested in roastbeef, when entire galaxy in danger
Fuck off, kid.

>Human Perfection

I mean if you're a dull boring pile of garbage that wants a vaseline drenched, air blown bimbo barbie doll pile of plastic to fuck be my fucking guest.

I'll take Tali because she's cute with her personality and I like that in a woman.

Wrex is literally like 1500 years old
That's old even by krogan standards

Old and dried up. Can't have kids.

>I'll take Tali because she's cute with her personality and I like that in a woman.

Not to mention hips to murder for

Seriously, I'd abduct drifters on Omega and cut their throats in honor of Tali's curves

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That's at the low end. He might be closer to 2000 years old. He was old enough to have been an adult in the aftermath of the Krogan Rebellions. It's not clear how much of the Rebellions he witnessed first hand, if any. It's possible though that he was already a few centuries old when the turians slapped them down with the genophage.

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The story of my Marathon run began with a Engineer.

Which sucked balls so hard that in between 1 and 2, Shepard decided to throw his Omni-Tool in the trash and pick up and Assault Rifle and go in like the Marine he is!

Currently in between 2 and 3, he decided he wanted to learn the Rifle more, and thus began to focus soley on Marksmanship as an Infiltrator.

JUST Shepard

USED GOODS

why is shepherd a manlet

What the fuck is up with those Trump hands

I'm rusty at ME lore, did they genophage the Krogans because they could breed like rabbits and were very warlike and loved conquest?

both

>Tali
user what are you doing to me?

replaying 2. wish some dev would just come up with a ME rip-off.

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The krogan population exploded once they were freed from their homeworld. In the aftermath of the Rachni Wars they were gifted several new worlds to colonize. They filled them up and settled others. Filled those up and need more. Started taking worlds more and more aggressively, including taking worlds already settled by Council races. Finally the Council went to war with them after they annexed an asari colony. Fought them for a long time before the turians were discovered, who then fought the krogans back to their core worlds and applied to genophage to end the threat for good.

i wish a more competent studio would buy ME out and remake it less stupid and have a satisfying ending

My fucking dick

Someone write this smutfic

Is Wrex the only Krogan who could even contemplate the idea of living peacefully with others?

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>be in space
>only fuck humans

okay

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he's the human answer to a krogan squadmate. the problem is he's boring, and not krogan.

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No, he had followers when he was young, but most of them were killed by his father when his father betrayed him and tried to kill him. Of-course Wrex still manages to find other followers later and plenty of krogan who "lost hope" were probably of a similar mindset to him.

What's baffling though is his desire to cure the genophage in ME3 since curing it will just undo his work and leave the krogan vulnerable to falling back into their old habits. Wrex is the last person who should want the genophage cured. The long term viability of the krogan lays in curbing their natural aggression so that their genophage induced birthrate becomes sustainable. It's healthier in the long run.

He seemed to know this in ME1 and ME2 as well.

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Living peacefully with others is all nice and grand until kids number 40,000-45,000 can no longer fin housing in previously unsettled planets and ask to immigrate to various asari colony worlds and then overpopulate the asari in their own colony region and then take over the trade hub of the system and then...

Maybe he thought that after what his people had gone through they'd learned their lesson and they'd cool it. And if any of them tried to go back to the old ways either he or Shepard and his allies would deal with them.

>then you shoot her
quite the climax

what would her head look like split open with an axe? do you think it might compromise her immune system?

lol,one of the kids fell off!
And mom is pull her back like she was about to run into traffic

Okeer was interesting in that his response to the genophage was to create quality instead of quantity. Would've been cool to have him as the krogan squadmate instead of Grunt, or to at least keep him alive in the background. Some interaction and debate with Mordin (beyond the brief dialogue you get when you do Korlus with him as a squadmate) would've been great.

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based and red pilled

Not that I'd marry a non-human. Fucking some aliens while you are young and exploring the galaxy is fine, but you settle down with a member of your own species to raise a family.

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You'd have to roughly circular halves composed on the outside of cloth, then metal/plastic, then perhaps a thin layer of cloth, next hair, then skin, bone, and internal tissues, then the brain tissue and its internal structure.

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Yeah, I think he would have been more interesting than Grunt. You could have some deep and stimulating conversations with him about all sorts of stuff as it is clear he is an intellectual, fancies himself a visionary, and is very well learned. Grunt is fun, but he has no real depth.

Mind you, a good writer could have given Grunt plenty of depth. After all, Okeer intended Grunt to be a lot more than just a killing machine. Ultimately, Grunt is supposed to grow up to be an excellent general, conqueror, and a leader.

No, I think the writers just forgot and/or they are dumb. It's really naive to think that way and Wrex is anything but naive. His long term strategy should have been to control access to breeding and only permit krogan to breed who demonstrated that they could temper their aggressive tendencies like he can. Krogan eugenics. After several generations the average krogan would be about as reasonable as Wrex, with reduced aggression ensuring that even with the genophage their population grown would be steady and stable. Boom, the krogan are now adapted to life in the interstellar community. After all, the ancient krogan regarded "blood rage" as a malignant condition and incarcerated krogan who carried the genes for it. However after their society blew itself up the blood rage krogan gradually became ALL krogan because they were the only ones to survive and breed in the post apocalypse.

Basically, the krogan fertility is the same as that blood rage and it needs to be bred out of them as well and regarded as a negative thing they want to be away from. If they gain their old fertility back then they'll just wind up growing too much and scarcity of resources will drive them into conflict with one another and their neighbors all over again.

>kill Wrex in ME1
>let Eve die in ME2
>sabotage the cure and save Mordin
>Convince Wreav that you cured to genophage and have him aid you on Earth
>The already dying Krogans sent most of their best people to fight and die against the Reapers
>they declare war against the Council races that they don't have the numbers to win.
>universe finally saved from Krogan filth.

I was expecting a stand-off between Mordin and Grunt (like Tali and Legion, Miranda and Jack) as Grunt grew more in touch with being a krogan but it just didn't happen. Could've happened with Okeer. There was also the potential for some tension between Samara and Thane, over Thane being an assassin.

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You did good, son.

Source?

>I was expecting a stand-off between Mordin and Grunt (like Tali and Legion, Miranda and Jack) as Grunt grew more in touch with being a krogan but it just didn't happen.

Mordin's dialog for it exists in the game but the scene was never completed. IIRC, there is also dialog in the game for a Jacob/Thane confrontation.

I like Smudboy's suggestion for an alt-version of the ME2 squad that drops some characters and combines some others together. (Actually, that was something I brainstormed with him on). ME2's cast is too big.

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I don't remember. Some Deviantard's OC, a still from a comic he did. The quarian is actually a man but the way he drew it, and the nature of the helmet, it looks like Xen. Context is him doing an experiment on a human biotic.

BigDick Johnson

The thing about the genophage I think most people forget is that it doesn't just cause infertility, it causes stillbirths and miscarriages. It's psychological torture for Krogan women. That's more than enough reason to want it cured.
Wrex's plan seemed to be 'Krogan need to fight, so just keep them fighting for something productive'. Old Krogan were more cutthroat, Wrex was focused on bettering relations between the clans and Eve on giving Krogan females more power. They prioritized family and community, kept the Krogan looking inward instead of finding new worlds to conquer. And as we can see with humans, birthrates naturally drop as women get more power in society and when things get less competitive between different cultures.

Fuck yes, Zaeed should've been Batarian. They were criminally underused and Zaeed makes total sense as a Batarian.

>The thing about the genophage I think most people forget is that it doesn't just cause infertility, it causes stillbirths and miscarriages. It's psychological torture for Krogan women.

Alter it if you are so inclined so that it doesn't do this. That's not what's important; all that matter is that the krogan can't breed like rabbits anymore. Albeit considering krogan birth huge clutches I find it dubious that krogan mothers bond much with their young. I'd wager Wrex was being a bit dishonest with his spiel about miscarriages. Rather than the females being traumatized by stillbirths I reckon that they are frustrated by their inability to birth many strong warriors to empower their clan and carry on the lineage of their husbands.

>perfection
That isn’t Tali

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>Wrex's plan seemed to be 'Krogan need to fight, so just keep them fighting for something productive'.

No, his desire was that the krogan stop fighting and focus on breeding. This was what he was preaching about before the conflict with his father. Like I said, ME3 totally misunderstood his motivation and perspective. It's dumbed down garbage and why I can't endorse the Tuchanka plotline no matter how many "feels" it generates. It's not faithful to the character and doesn't really make logical sense either.

The twist should have been that if you keep Wrex alive that HE is the one who wants the genophage sabotaged. He agrees to placebo because he can use it to enhance his political power and unite the krogan against the Reapers, but he doesn't want it actually cured because long-term it will just bring the krogan to ruin again. Of-course he'd be dropping hints to Shepard about this but most Sheps who spared him would be Paragon and thus wouldn't get the hint, forcing Wrex to take drastic action and prompting an ironic confrontation with him.

I want to kiss and lick every part of her. Every inch.

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colonialist and redpilled

Spend your youth sowing your oats in the new frontier, then marry a good Christian woman to give you proper heirs.

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Exactly

I think Tali gave me some kind of fetish for sick girls. Every time I've been in a relationship since then, any time a girlfriend gets so much as a mild sniffle I spoil them rotten and wait on them hand and foot.

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>Alter it if you are so inclined so that it doesn't do this
P sure that would not be possible, if it was Mordin would have done it long ago.

I agree that Wrex is a bit too optimistic, but then again women who have been failing to have kids for so long suddenly getting the chance would probably make them value and love those kids a hell of a lot more. And when you care about your family they're less likely to go off and risk dying to conquer another planet. Alternatively Wrex wouldn't be able to keep the Krogan under control much longer if they didn't have families to protect. He was buying time and making the cultural changes necessary, but he needed the genophage gone.

It's the curves, mystery, and exoticism that do it for me.

>I don't actually like her personality that much and I find her politics irritating and irl we'd never get along very well at all

Still fap to her instagram pics though

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>P sure that would not be possible, if it was Mordin would have done it long ago.

Then the krogan have to live with it.

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she'd probably get turned on from the idea of getting covered in germ-ridden saliva

You aren't thinking ahead at all.

>>thinking family guy in space is good

>Dr Chakwas, I'm Spectre

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I'm not saying it's a good plan, I'm saying it was Wrex's only shot at saving his race.

user isnt the default male shep a literal fashion model

>playing Mass effect at all

Yup.

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>playing video games at all

It's not saving his race; it's dooming them. Next time there will be no genophage; just extinction.

>not wanting to take some sloppy alien pussy to pound town

Better to take the risk and hope they evolve than to sit back and watch them die.

>people actually picked Liara
Liara will never really give you children. They will all be asari abominations. Ashley is the only reasonable choice.

Thinking with too much with emotion. Krogan birthrate sustainable. Possible extinction due to krogan failure to adapt to civilized society.

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wasn’t this bitch technically a homunculus or something? i remember her saying she was made in a lab or something...

She was just a designer baby.
Odds are all rich parents 20 years from now will improve their children just like she was.
She was just a drama queen about it.

I don't take risks with galactic warfare.

Nah, cause she's infertile.

My first full playthrough of all 3 games, I went for....
>1: Liara
>2: Jacob
>3: Traynor

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but why

Mass Effect 1: no one
Mass Effect 2: Kelly Chambers
Mass Effect 3: remained loyal to Kelly
Andromeda: Suvi

>there are people who didn't remain loyal to their love interest

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MJ face makes my dick sad, would rather fuck a blue trap alien whatever.

edgy psycho two steps from a mental breakdown, not hot desu.

>human
boring

First two just happened, Traynor seemed nice and I couldn't pass up some shower fun

Liara is ok with threesomes

the both spend most of their time doing stuff for others, i'm sure they can afford being selfish from time to time

>implying jack didn't fuck hundreds of people before you met her, including, likely, black men.

That's means she's a slut and not material for a serious relationship. Grow up.

Tali is already quite selfish but Shepard should not be.

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So, you mean something like the salarians? They no only have no concept of romance but sex Is only intended for reproduction. Also a paragon shepard is constantly fixing bullshit for others so he should be allowed yo fuck a hanar if he wanted to do so

Considering the nature of salarian biology they would not make good parents for a human child. The point is to stick to your own species for child raising.

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Human is unironically the incel's choice. Only a virgin wouldn't want to try interspecies sex.

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Interspecies is only acceptable if you and your partner raise at least two human children (I would prefer them to be my biological children but would consider adoption if my waifu objected to another woman carrying my children).

Is Tali's pussy blue?

There's been a billion human children already, I wanna see what kind of messed up goblins I can make with a slug woman.

You can have those too if you want, but you must do your part to advance the human race.

So fucking ugly

I won't stop till the inferior human race is bred out of existence and we are all a beautiful shade of green.

Is marrying an asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than dating an asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are courting, dating, and marrying a blue alien solely so she can have daughters who goes out and gets ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into marrying an asari - getting her to give up her slutty maiden stage, making her quit being a commando, making sure she understands your earth culture, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: your children will be always be daughters and are more attractive to the entire galaxy, even a pious hanar will want to fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random turian who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight blue pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her biotics and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who marries an asari, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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"Breeding" with asari is cucking your entire species because the asari are reproducing but your species is not.

Someone did it for you to fuck one though. Pass on the favor, life is give and take

embraced and eternity pilled

blue alien pilled

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Skipper

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>Not wanting to rub your cock and balls all over Jack's prickly buzzcut head and then cumming on it
I didn't know this was the pleb board.

It's better than Discovery.

I fucking LOVE metal chicks

This. Her face always kill my boner.

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>human perfection
>can't bear children
>"""perfection"""
noice

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it's hot to virgins raised by single mothers because they think they're meant to save women in distress lol

>this thread

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>trannies
>perfection

ye cry bitch
cry cuz your ovaries are all DRIED UP bitch

I will grow her a child, just like her father grew her.

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Unironically really fun. Wasn't expecting to enjoy it. Andromeda fucked it up

She already has Orianna.

It isn't the same. She needs a child that she has an active role in raising. Secretly stepping in occasionally to fix problems for somebody isn't enough.

Orianna is, technically, both her sister and her daughter. She can adopt one, if she wants. She already has a daughter of her own.

her hips are 10/10

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