Who won Link's heart at the end?
Who won Link's heart at the end?
Me
Ruto, Link is obsessed with Fish girls
Malon
Navi
This.
He's the fucking hero of time, he could fuck all of them and they wouldn't even complain
Malon
That being said, Link belongs to redheads.
Zelda of time was never implied to be into Link.
if you only go by who was interested in Link's dick, you have only Nabooru and Ruto to choose from.
Saria
Going by what we know about the connection between PoT Link and TP Link:
>can't be Zelda, TP Link has no ties to the royal family
>could be Saria if Saria left Kokiri Woods (if I remember correctly Kokiri start aging when they leave the forest, hence the whole "you'll die if you leave" thing, still, not UN-true), but there's no evidence that that's the case
>can't be Ruto, do YOU see any gills on TP Link?
That leaves Malon as the most likely candidate, considering TP Link's proficiency in agriculture. Plus, that singing in Hyrule Field at night sure does sound like her.
This, she basically handed the Linkbowl to Malon.
Cia fragmented the timeline just to keep some version of him alive. He owes her.
*OoT Link
>That being said, Link belongs to redheads.
This, his thirst for tearing red carpet came from his Chad ancestor who snagged a redhead farm waifu.
We see Oot Link's har on TP's queen Rutela, and Oot Link's clothing in the Zora royal graveside.
There is nothing of Malon in Ordon. They aren't even Hylean. They don't have a horse ranch. Malon may have never existed as far as TP is concerned.
Link is a volcel
My dick
Saria
>childhood friend/kokiri so NEVER EVER
Zelda
>princess so she just holds link down when he wants to adventure
Ruto
>Tsundere (a lot more dere later) and non-main girl tsundere never win, also princess
Malon
>down to earth farmgirl who gave him a horse and isn't a princess/fkokiri
Malon is the one he realistically ends up with.
This has always been a bad fanfic that you keep posting even though it is always immediately destroyed by logic.
>The Malon shipper showed up...
>There is nothing of Malon in Ordon. They aren't even Hylean. They don't have a horse ranch. Malon may have never existed as far as TP is concerned.
TP is set a thousand years after OoT, it makes sense they don’t reference her.
Navi. Why do you think Majora's Mask even happened?
>immediately destroyed by logic.
>doesn’t post said logic
Navi's gone. At best Tatl gave Link a few pity fucks.
Scroll up.
Don’t see it.
Links are connected through reincarnation, not bloodline. Any Link can fuck any fish they want.
what does Link wear under his tunic?
True
sauce?
TP Link is literally OoT Link’s descendant.
Note the greenery growing on the Hero's Shade.
It's fucking canon.
link canonly has kids I think so ruto and saria are out; zelda is probably forced to marry royalty so malon is my guess. horse girls are always crazy sluts too
According to twilight princess malon
And that's a good option actually
>Saria:she is a spirit now
>Zelda:the "I'm a princess" shit
>Ruto:she wanted the dick but link doesn't seem interested in her
>Malon: she is a nice girl who want a guy like him and also his father approves you
So yeah,malon won
>Malon shipper keeps on pushing the fanfic that has been disproved in this thread already half a dozen times.
in OoT Malon, probably
>disproved in this thread
What the fuck? Not it hasn’t. Literally half the thread is fishfags trying to make themselves feel better by saying Link fucks fish.
Probably a literally who after Majora's Mask
All the physical evidence in TP says it was Ruto.
You have a Zora queen that looks like Link.
You have Link's Zora royal armor as a findable object in TP.
You have the Hero's shade regretting not passing on his fighting skill, congruent with a female Zora queen and her non-fighting prince son.
In all of the games that involve Ganon gaining freedom from death or a dimensional seal, it involves blood revenge against at least one decendant of those that caused his downfall, and TP keeps this up by having Zant kill Rutella before Ganon returns to Hyrule.
If you take Link as a self insert due to being a mute protagonist, then Saria in my case followed closely by Malon.
If you take Link to be his own character then no one, he’s too autistic.
You're all arguing about fictional characters having sex when none is even ever implied. It's a kid's game. As far as I'm concerned, Link only exists so long as you control him and save the day. True heroes are above degenerate sex acts with anyone, he's too good for it and it's not his place
Rutofag detected
Deal with the truth user,link doesn't like her
Cremia
Now this is fanfiction.
Our lord and savior Jesus Christ
canon answer is navi
entire reason MM take place is because he dumps every other hoe and goes looking navi
She needs more art.
>You have a Zora queen that looks like Link.
She does not look like link.
>You have Link's Zora royal armor as a findable object in TP.
Never said to be Link's but okay, can't really disprove something that you don't have evidence for or against.
>You have the Hero's shade regretting not passing on his fighting skill, congruent with a female Zora queen and her non-fighting prince son.
Famers don't fight either.
>In all of the games that involve Ganon gaining freedom from death or a dimensional seal, it involves blood revenge against at least one decendant of those that caused his downfall, and TP keeps this up by having Zant kill Rutella before Ganon returns to Hyrule.
When does he get blood revenge on someone in Wind Waker?
Also TP Link is literally confirmed to be OoT Link's descendant and I don't see any fish features on him.
what does being hugged by a girl feel like?
Salty milk and coins.
bags of salty coins
this
fish waifus are the best waifus and most loyal
How can TP Link be OoT Link's descendant if we know that OoT Link died in the lost woods?
>ranch in wrong place
>not called Lon Lon
>doesn't have horses or cows, which is what Lon Lon was known for
>Link is some bumfuck hippy on the edge of town instead of celebrated as descendant of ranch owners
>Hero's Shade/OoT Link laments not being able to pass down his skills to the next generation, presumably had no kids
She has his face and hairstyle. I know you don't want to see it. No other Zora in any game has anything that even resembles hair, but this one Zora character has hair specifically with OoT Link's bangs.
The Tunic is literally said to be his in the game, and gifted to the player by the Zora prince opening the Zora royal tomb so that the player can collect it. It's on the screen for you to read.
A farmer literally teaches you to sumo. Not a horse farmer of course, because there is no evidence of any horse ranch in the game.
Ganon destroys Greatfish Isle as you are sailing to it. The game tells you this as you arrive at the ruins. You were on your way there to meet Jabun and the Zora, but they are gone when you get there because of Ganon's attack. The old sages in WW are dead, which weakend his seal in the same way that it was weakened in LttP by the attack on the maidens. All the conventions in LttP are re-used in the games, especially in WW.
We don't really know but he didn't die after he left Termina because children that are lost in the lost woods eventually become skullkids so he would've had to have kept searching between hyrule and god knows where for navi using the lost woods as a bridge until he eventually died within them
>shitty attempt at disguising tumblr filename
>didn't even get full resolution
dingus
>gay Link thread AND a straight Link thread
Why is Link so Chad he seduces boys and girls?
split timeline contradicts this; the fact that TP Link is a rancher is the best evidence for Malon
The dialog in TP gives him a life of local heroics after MM is over. You can read about it from the characters and objects in the Goron and Zora areas.
>How can TP Link be OoT Link's descendant if we know that OoT Link died in the lost woods?
TP has Link play songs from Majora and Ocarina; he’s not fucking dead otherwise TP Link wouldn’t exist.
>>ranch in wrong place
>>not called Lon Lon
>>doesn't have horses or cows, which is what Lon Lon was known for
A thousand years have past since Ocarina of Time, so you really expect everything to stay put?
>>Link is some bumfuck hippy on the edge of town instead of celebrated as descendant of ranch owners
Again read the above.
Malon sure did love her goats, and apparently humans since nobody in Ordon is even Hylean like Malon was.
Retards be thinking TP takes place a week after OoT.
>A thousand years have past since Ocarina of Time, so you really expect everything to stay put?
The fact that he lives on a ranch is the only potential connection he has and the only argument you shitheads use, and then you go and say that we can't know because it's been so long. So who's to say he didn't just move to Ordon like 10 years ago?
>Hyleans all become humans if you wait more than a week.
>ranch in wrong place
I'd say it's in the right place considering where the master sword was in TP
>not called Lon Lon
wow its almost like names and places change over time spans
>doesn't have horses or cows, which is what Lon Lon was known for
Who's to say they didn't replace their cow stocks with goats over the decades? a forest isn't exactly ideal for cows and horses
>Link is some bumfuck hippy on the edge of town instead of celebrated as descendant of ranch owners
It's implied Hyrule went to war with the Gerudo tribe for some time even if that's not the case there's a large time gap
Besides Link has always been a hippy from bumfuck nowhere in most games
You are saying that clearly nobody in that distant land of a different race of being in the last 1000 years could ever start a goat ranch interdependently of Malon's horse lust.
You never played the games did you? All the fish girls are obsessed with Link, not the other way around
Saria btw. Link canonically always marries his boyhood friend if there was one available (Saria, Ilia, MC Zelda, etc)
>The Tunic is literally said to be his in the game, and gifted to the player by the Zora prince opening the Zora royal tomb so that the player can collect it. It's on the screen for you to read.
Why are you lying user? I know it hurts, but Link didn't fuck a fish.
>"...There is armor here that my husband made for the coming hero."
>"During his lifetime, my husband created garments specifically for the chosen hero, garments that house the abilities of the Zora."
It's armor made due to a prophecy. Armor created for Link was made by Mipha in an entirely different game.
>Ganon destroys Greatfish Isle as you are sailing to it. The game tells you this as you arrive at the ruins. You were on your way there to meet Jabun and the Zora
But the Zora didn't live there, just Jabun. The Zora became Rito in the Wind Waker timeline. Or are you ignoring that, too?
>Saria, Ilia, MC Zelda,
>isn’t a tree baby like those fucks from WW
>bails on Ordon at the end
>literally who gives a fuck, it’s not ST where a relationship actually blooms
Saria is a magical being with no genitalia. Only a thin bush of green pubes that are strangely easy to become lost in.
Trying playing the game for once in your life. It tells you about OoT Link in the Zora area. it tells you this armor was his.
>complains that he had no one to pass his knowledge down to, probably means he didn't have kids
>not properly remembered for his sacrifices and struggles in either the kid or adult timeline
>all three timelines basically result in him not being able to finish the job properly
Nobody. Fate chewed poor N64 Link up and spit that fucker out.
>probably means he didn't have kids
TP Link is his great-great-grandkid.
>Fate chewed poor N64 Link up and spit that fucker out.
This
Fuck Farore, fuck Nayru, fuck Din, and FUCK HYLIA
Well he almost did, Mipha and him were very close, but nothing ever happened as it was implied on the memories cutscene where we see Mipha and Link over Vah Ruta talking about spending some time together AFTER Ganon is destroyed, but then the giant purple cock-blocking fuck emerged and denied any fish pussy for link, but you can tell both were really into it, it just didn't happened sadly.
I agree with the Link + Malon theory.
OoT Link was remembered as a hero in TP. It's in the fucking game all over the place. The Hero of Time is famous all over the timelines.
>Fuck Farore, fuck Nayru, fuck Din,
They didn’t cause the timeline split retard, that was OoT Zelda who is also Hylia by whatever bullshit SS was running on. So it’s literally FUCK ZELDA AND FUCK HYLIA.
Where is he remembered in TP? He didn't do anything in that timeline.
Maybe in TP, but not for the right reasons. Him snitching on Dorf must’ve had some unintentional consequences considering the Arbiters Ground which was clearly a former Gerudo temple. Do you really think would allow something like that to a people who are misguided? Nah, it was probably the Royal Family who took charge in their own hands.
Well I don't see the golden 3 doing anything to help fix it
They just shit out the triforce and fucked off to who knows where
I used to like Manon, but the threads have convinced me that it's impossible. She was clearly just a cute bystander that went on with her simple life.
His title is famous
not Link himself, nobody cared who he was, only what he has done for them
You're one sick puppy
>Well I don't see the golden 3 doing anything to help fix it
They literally had to flood Hyrule just to stop Ganon from destroying everything. All of this because of Zelda’s naivety.
Read the dialog instead of just clicking through. The Goron still revere him, and have been keeping his old bow safe. The Zora tell you that Link spent his time being a hero, and that the Zora continued making clothing for him. They tell you that the Zora tunic was his, and that the Royal family made it for him.
Oh right
I literally forgot Wind Waker existed
>I literally forgot Wind Waker existed
I wish I could too.
Zelda timeline doesn't make any sense
>immediately destroyed by logic.
>going "nuh uh nope" and fucking off is logic
It does if you don't think too much about it
Link seduces straight girls, gay dudes and pedos. Astolfo seduces straight MEN, straight girls, gay dudes, and lesbians.
How can Link even compete?
So the gorons remember that he saved Dodongo's Cavern at least, and they keep the bow he got from Termina safe, you got me there. I still don't remember the Zora doing anything for him since the Zora armor wasn't his. Assuming you're , you should probably read the dialogue yourself. Rutela says the armor was made by her husband for the "coming hero", meaning Twilight Princess Link.
>rutofag fanfiction is logic
Cope
It works great if you assume that FSA and FS aren't canon. They are really the only instances of random shit just being there for no reason.
>twenty years since OoT
>twenty years since Best Girl Malon won the Linkbowl
>twenty years lesser waifus have seethed
Based
Can there be one thread on the internet that isn't derailed by your fanfiction?
SEETHING
Hope
How much does Hope charge you per visit?
Nothing if she loves you.
But how much does Hope charge you per visit?
what about that oracle of seasons dancing girl, she seemed obsessed with link from the start
Hope as in the concept not the person stupid.
the joke
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your head
Link has no heart or free will. He is Zelda/Hylia's puppet. No wonder he's a no personality mute. I hate Link once Skyward Sword was released. It also ruined the Master Sword by creating Fi and Breath of the Wild further ruined the Master Sword by having it capable of "breaking" wasn't it bad enough that the Master Sword could lose it's sharpness like in Windwaker? Some "master" sword. But yeah Link is garbage ever since Skyward Sword. After that I just felt sorry for EVERY single twat that wastes their breath on Link especially Midna. Loving a guy who will NEVER accept them because hes a soulless husk that is property of Hylia/Zelda.
That's because at a certain point they stopped being chronologically connected and got divided into little subcontinuities. It was a mistake on Nintendo's part to bow down for the autists instead of just doing what they ended up doing with BotW anyway, establishing that each game just takes bits and pieces of the fluff to put a new spin on the Legend.
My personal headcannon: OoT Link = Malon (after he returns from MM)
TP Link = Zelda
I have no basis for either of these, just that Malon and TP Zelda are personal best girls, and the stories are intentionally open ended.
As far as any other timelines, hadn't thought about it, as childhood is my favorite.
Clearly Hylia isn’t omnipresent as you’d like to think considering the dude doesn’t hook up with Zelda post OoT. Plus Hylia gets weaker as time goes on and on as noted in SS.
Zelda+Link is canon. This isn't even up for debate. It's a FACT.
>TP Link = Zelda
That’s the worst variation of the pairing on par with SS and OoT. It was strictly platonic.
In like four games maybe.
SS seems to suggest that all of Hylea's long term plans were made prior to giving up her original form, and everything since has just been the dominoes falling into place. She had an incredibly intricate long term plan, and it involves a lot of waifu being horribly murdered over the ages.
>Trying to make me choose one
Screw that I love all boys
At least you're honest about your motives.
Yeah I know, it's little more than headcannon. I don't know why, but TP Zelda had always been my favorite.
What the fuck what’s Fujibayashi thinking when he wrote this shit? Doesn’t he realize just how fucked up Hylia’s relationship with Link and Hyrule is? Dude made me legit hate Princess Zelda because of it.
not in most of the games
Yeah I don't get too caught up in shipping.
I feel like Nintendo has always purposefully kept Link as more of a blank slate for players to self-insert.
Slut.
degenerate, you can only have 1 husbando
It's worse than that, Zelda's insistence on staying alive forever via reincarnation also means that Demise's curse will NEVER end. So long as Zelda insists on staying alive she will also forever be a literal magnet for monsters, new villains or yet again Ganon showing up.
When Zelda said in Skyward Sword "Ganon has given up on reincarnation!" I was going "Go for it pig boy! You're the good guy now!"
>Sometimes the royal family doesn't have any daughters, so the prince must wear a dress and behave as the Zelda of that era.
>This practice has kept the citizens of the kingdom happy for countless generations.
>Statistically, nearly half of the princess that you rescued were actually the prince, but you'll never know which ones.
>It's better that you don't know.
>You have a Zora queen that looks like Link.
Audible laugh.
In every single one where he's an adult.
Do you really think he's saving her because he's such a nice guy? Don't be ridiculous, nigger.
I find it personally amusing to see the statue claim that she is speaking from the edge of time, with the realization that it is an overly poetic way of saying that this is a recording.
What's so special about Malon again?
Man fuck Fuji for this, and fuck BotW for continuing this Hylia bullshit a hundred thousand years after everyone should’ve forgetten her.
Do you really think he's saving her because they have feelings for each other?
Don't be ridiculous, nigger
>Do you really think he's saving her because they have feelings for each other?
Yes.
you silly motherfucker
TP and OoT. Now get fucked.
Fucking god bless Afrobull.
There is really no evidence yet that Ganon will resurrect after TP and WW. it could happen, but it hasn't yet. if there was a real curse, it was how downfall Ganon held the full triforce and gained godhood.
>used to be a Zelinkcuck as a kid because it made sense; hero gets girl
>OoT and TP redpill me that Zelda is the worst girl of her games
>SS doubledowns on this and confirms Zelink as the worst pairing in the series
Came to this thread just to see this post
Never change Yea Forums
only Peatrice was a viable candidate outside of Zelda and even if you choose her her role is very lacking after the fact
the Desert Colosus looks nothing like Hylia and the images within look nothing like any of those associated with Hylia, Hylians or Hyrule as a kingdom
Ganon usually finds some fucky way to come back one way or another, in ALBW he was a literal corpse
In the oracle games he was a zombie
The evidence points toward Malon, TP Link is a direct decendant of the Hero of time, he isn't royalty so that discard Zelda, he is also not a fish, nor a Kokiri, so not Saria nor Ruro.
Then of course, he is a farmer Hylian, living among regular humans, with a his horse being named Epona, so again, everything points toward Malon.
No one cause he died in MM
Fuck off Matpat
>not cucking Hylia by choosing the swordfu she herself assigned you
fpbp
Sometimes. Others I just sprinkle a little vinegar on
This
Fi is lowkey the best waifu in the series
He's sealed at the end of BotW, but they don't say where he appeared from. Considering that there is a backstory that involved giant fighting robots, there has been some narratives come and go.
I don't want to say that Ganon returning is a reason for BotW to be on the downfall line, but that is the line where he is known to keep coming back, mainly because they crammed so many games into it.
I would say that the area names and landmarks in BotW are solid indicators of BotW being in the downfall line. The names of the replacement sages in OOT were the names of the cities in LoZ, which lines up with how BotW uses them. The replacement sages were never needed in the child line because Ganon never murdered all the old ones. That whole timeline is off limits for that reason. In the child line, Hyrule is gone and they started a new different one with it's own landscape and local history, so that line is basically eliminated too. There are lots of references all over the franchise in BotW, but the story of the game requires the downfall line by process of elimination.
she's okay but I don't think I could fuck an armless girl
I mean, again, TP link is descendant of OT Link, that's canon, and that just discard all the girls in OT BUT Malon (if he was descendant of Zelda, he would be royalty), and granted, that's not direct proof for Malon either, but then again, there is a lot of circumstantial evidence for Malon in TP.
None of those ugly whores. Link is canonically gay across all the games.
She more than makes up for it in other ways
TP Link is his canon descendant, the Link dies in MH Theory is the only thing dead.
There is no evidence in TP that Malon ever existed. Nothing that would ever connect her to Link.
Don't tickle Fi. She's helpless to stop you so it isn't fair.
Epona and the Epona song? A Hylian man living among regular humans as a farmer? Again, TP Link IS Ocarina of Time Link descendant, he can only be descendant of Malon among the Ocarina of time girls, with plenty evidence of being the case, or he is descendant of a random girl, that's it.
go away weirdo
>that's canon
It's in some fucking semi-canon concept art and trivia book which later got contradicted by following books.
>"Partially to ease his regrets, the Hero's Shade teaches Link his hidden skills that can only be passed down through those carrying "the hero's bloodline", seeing potential in his descendant."
It says descendant, yes, but it also says "hero's bloodline", meaning TP Link is his descendant only by virtue of also being a Link.
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>Epona and the Epona song?
Alright, at some point she existed and people learned the horse call.
>A Hylian man living among regular humans as a farmer?
Malon wasn't human. She wasn't a farmer. Literally nothing of Malon in this.
>Again, TP Link IS Ocarina of Time Link descendant,
There is nothing of Malon in this.
>he can only be descendant of Malon among the Ocarina of time girls,
That is nothing but fanfic.
>with plenty evidence of being the case, or he is descendant of a random girl, that's it.
You've yet to provide any kind of evidence. You wrote a story that you liked and keep parroting it incessantly in every single thread that you've entered for the last decade. We don't get picture dumps because you keep parroting it incessantly in every single thread that you've entered for the last decade. We don't get narratives about other girls because you keep parroting it incessantly in every single thread that you've entered for the last decade. In the last decade you still haven't come up with any evidence at all, but you keep parroting it incessantly in every single thread that you've entered for the last decade.
Royalty wouldn't be allowed to marry a commoner, much less a smelly, uneducated forest boy.
Saria is more like the childhood friend. Cute, but she's also immortal, and the relationship would never work out because of that.
Therefore, Malon is the best choice. A farm girl, who sings. Link plays an instrument she likes. Both like horses. Both are commoners. It's really the only logical choice.
>hylians
>not human
Are you legit retarded?
>meaning TP Link is his descendant only by virtue of also being a Link.
False, cause that not aplies to all Links(see WW link whole story, where he has to gain the right to be one)
TP Link is the only Link ever to be stated to be descendant to another one, and he is also one of the closest one to Ocarina of Time in the timeline, and the only one who CAN be descendant of OT Link in canon. And with that said, no Royalty, and no Hybrid features, plus a couple of links to Malon, so is either the farmer Girl, or a Random one.
HYLIANS ARE HUMAN YOU DUMB BITCH
Why the fuck is the LoZ ""lore"" so convoluted and hard to understand? Nintendo even published a trilogy dedicated to explaining the background and development and that STILL doesn't cover all the bases. Is it that hard to just make a cohesive story or are the writers just massive brainusers?
It's only complicated for people that jump through hoops to try to justify shipping fan fictions.
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>ITT
fags are still seething Malon was better than their shit waifu.
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Link won all their hearts
and their pussies too
>Alright, at some point she existed and people learned the horse call.
Only Link, who also named his horse Epona! and I remind you, he is from the timeline where OT Link die without any glory, so his Epona it's not legendary, no reason to pass the song or the name among the common folk.
>Malon wasn't human. She wasn't a farmer. Literally nothing of Malon in this.
I got wrong the first one, I grant you that, Malon worked in a ranch, TP Link is a rancher, I don't care enough to make a distintion bwtween ranchers and farmers. Still, Malon and her Family lived outside Hyrule caslte, and you can argue there were closer to the Humans in TP than the Hylians in the city, and the fact that she was in fact Hylian, even help me here, cause then only she and Zelda can be related with pure Hylian TP Link, who again, is not royalty.
>>he can only be descendant of Malon among the Ocarina of time girls,
>That is nothing but fanfic.
He is not royalty, he is not a fish, he is not a Kokiri, so if TP Link is descendant of OT Link, he can't be descendant of any other of the Girls in that game.
>You've yet to provide any kind of evidence.
I did, TP Link is not associated with Zelda, Saria nor Ruto, but has a lot of links to Malon, sircunstancial yes (being a Rancher, live outside the main town, know the Epona song and even have his horse named Epona), but they are there, so it's either Malon, or none of the girls we know.
Hylians and Humans are two different races, very close yes, but you can actually tell them appart, Hylians do have the Elf ears, while the Humans in hyrule don't.
What's confusing you? Don't forget in LoZ there's time travelling involved.
Hylians are literally just humans with pointy ears
>only ranch
>not her mother’s song
>not her horse making a comeback
>not the characters that call to Talon and Malon through their name
The arguement is that he IS a rancher, a keep the Epona tradition, both name and song, so is either a unknown girl we never knew about, or it is Malon. Just because the Zelink is dead in the TP timeline (He is not royalty after all) doesn't mean you need to be so on the defensive, most of us are just poiting out that Malon is the only ship that makes sense in the canon of the series, but if she is not the canon wife on OT link, then is as simple as that we never met his wife in the game.
TP lets you name the horse anything you want, and the world is full of women. You have given nothing but fan fiction. The sad part is that you seem to be convinced that your fan fiction is canon, to the point that you drag it into every thread you enter and push it on everyone else.
TP Link doesn't own a horse ranch. He is hired help with a goat herder. Goats aren't horses, and anyone with more than zero animals can start a ranch.
>Master Link, I am calculating an 80% chance that you are feeling sexually frustrated. As this may reduce your combat effectiveness, please allow me to relieve you of your sexual tension--as the hero's guide appointed by the goddess, I am fully equipped to do so.
>You may touch me anywhere you would like, as well as provide me with instructions. Please be as explicit as you desire.
No really, is also kind of stated they are the ones that can use magic and are the closest ones to the gods. They do call themselves humans in some timelines because there that close, but Humans and pure Hylians are indeed two races.
God I hate ESL shitters
Ordon had cucos, therefore OoT Link married Anju.
He works in a ranch, he is a rancher, that simple.
>TP lets you name the horse anything you want
>after you erase the pregiven name of Epona
Face it, TP isn’t the story of Link and his horse, [insert name], it’s Link and Epona. Also his evidence is stronger than you crying fanfiction over and over.
>kind of stated they are the ones that can use magic
Then explain all the non hylians who can use magic
Literally just pointy eared humans
Because they never intended everything to be tied together, but decided sometime in the early 2000s that it would be amusing to try and tie everything together after the fact
the massive gem on her chest will make playing with her tits interesting to say the least
You probably think TP Link's name is actually Link.
Ruto is truly best girl.
>Fi, turn into a better companion
Done, Master Link
>, to the point that you drag it into every thread you enter and push it on everyone else.
dude, this is my second Zelda ship thread, and last time I was arguind about Link and Midna, so with who you were arguing before? Look, my whole point is, there is 0 evidence for Zelda, Saira or Ruto. to the point that any of them goes against the canon, for being the ancestors of TP Link but there is indeed some in favor of Malon, being the fact the only one that works in the Canon, and thats the only reason I support her, cause I rather to believe the canon ship is with a know character, that with a random. Also, the You can call your Horse whatever you want, doesn't count as an argument and you know it, the canon name is Epona
What if it's an erogenous zone?
you mean Gerudo, Zora and Kokiri? Cause I don't remember any proper Human who can do so. And I mean it, I don't, I am open to be wrong on this one.
Gimme a break. I speak 4 languages and it's fucking saturday night.
Has more evidence than Malon so far.
It is, Nintendo has been trying to insist the canon name in all the games is Link for so long, they even remove the option to change the name now.
Seething
>gerudo
>not human
Also, shiekah, twili and their ancestors, whatever veran is
From reading the thread, she seems to have the most evidence so far as winning the Link bowl. At least from things that are actually in the games. She deserves more art.
Sheikah are a Hylian tribe, not a proper race like a Goron for example, Twili were either Hylians or another thing, a no, Gerudo are no really humans 100%, humans don't have weird magical genetic conditions that define the male/female ratio like that. Again, if you can point me a regular Human, no pointy hears, no weird faction, that can use magic, I listen, I am honestly open to be wrong on this one.
>Gerudo can canonically have children with Hylians
Gerudo and Hylians are both human variants and are deffo the same species. Sheikah probably are too.
>From reading the thread, she seems to have the most evidence so far as winning the Link bowl.
Where?
>genetic
What if just an ancient curse?
Did you ever maybe consider MAGIC?
Gerudo have freaky genetics but why with such a small population have the Sheikah not been bred out of existence. Unless all those Impa's were genetic throwbacks
But Fi you got worse
who would have curses them and why then becomes the question
Yes, that's why I say I haven't seen a proper human use Magic in this games by "natural" means, or at least don't remember one.
I think, again, Sheikah's are a tribe, not a race, so is a question of a culture to teach, rather than a species to preserve.
Maple and Syrup
Perhaps Gerudo and Sheikah traits are dominant despite Hylians being the most common variant? I can't really answer that, it's a good question.
they have very distinct features with the white hair and/or red eyes
No, she became better by becoming Midna. Had she stayed Fi she would’ve shitty.
The only time link canonically won Zelda was Skyward Sword.
Possibly BotW but that seems a bit more complicated.
>he doesn't remember zelda 2
>Maple and Syrup
Thanks then, I "knew" of them, but never played the Oracle games, and just the SNES version of ALttP, honestly, I would only count Maple into this, but yeah, she is indeed a "normal" human who use magic, so I take my loss.
But Midna is awful deviantart tier shit
Pic related is peak loving companion who would never abandon you
Link
I still find funny the fact that Zelda 2 has two Zelda's in canon, I wonder how they make that work in terms of sussecion at the end.
Zelda II begs to differ. BoTW depends on whether Link collected all of his memories, so that point is valid. I think WW Link also falls more on the side that they end up together.
Even with all the memories I'd still say their relationship is a little complicated.
I meant the image text
>But Midna is awful deviantart tier shit
Nah that’s Fi. Midna is the peak of Zelda companions and characters as a whole. Fi on the other hand drags her game down by being intrusive and boring.
True, but hey are not constan, the first Impa was blonde (and she didn't seem to have descendants either), and in BotW we even have a proper Sheikah who is actually a Jiga desertor. It may be a secondary effect of the "magic" on their teachings.
The most glaring problem is that the AoL backstory is supposed to be about the first Zelda and how all princess are named Zelda because of her. For the story to hold, you have to assume that the AoL game manual predates all games, and that there has been a sleeping princess hidden in the background unseen in every game.
Nah that’s Midna. Fi is the peak of Zelda companions and characters as a whole. Midna on the other hand drags her game down by being intrusive and boring.
Link is the kind of high stamina shota to take them all as his harem.
>Fi is the peak of Zelda companions and characters as a whole.
Oh, you were shitposting. Well why didn’t you tell me? >:(
Fi is awful. The most intrusive companion by far, with no personality or development. A person would be completely justified in dropping Skyward Sword because of Fi alone.
I'm dumbfounded by people who find her farewell tearjerking. The bittersweetness the game tries to convey with her goodbye isn't earned in the slightest, and her cheesy line about experiencing happiness from your travels together comes out of nowhere and is never conveyed once.
I thought that was what you were doing
No I was telling the truth. You were shitposting, but that’s okay. SS’ main audience, like WW, is made of shitposters.
I have a truly remarkable proof for this that the margins of this board are too puritan to contain.
>No I was telling the truth
>SS’ main audience, like WW, is made of shitposters.
Sure pal
>Sure pal
It’s true tho. I mean who else can like the most instructive, linear, forced game and the rushed out the ass, subpar dungeon, Triforce hunting POS game of the series?
You literally just described Twilight Princess apart from the Triforce hunting but yeah I agree Wind Waker is shit just like TP
>TP
>rushed and unfinished
Lol wtf? Nah, TP was the best 3D Zelda post MM. Sad state about your shit taste, but given shitposters shitpost it makes sense. Have a pic of the best companion and have a nice day. :D
There is a way around, SS Zelda didn't set the tradition, and it was just a name used from time to time in the family, until one of her close descendants did get cursed and set the tradition, then her "tomb" got lost to history until the events of Zelda II.
She is not armless for crying out loud.
If she was then the Master Sword would have no crossguard. You know the "wings" of the Master Sword? .
Her arms are hidden in the inside of her cloak.
I don't know how Amputee Fi blew up, but it needs to end.
>I don't know how Amputee Fi blew up
waifucucks, user
never, it makes her porn so much kinkier
SS Zelda was never the one that started the tradition anyhow. There are ruins on the ground of Hyrule from before they escaped Demise by launching into the sky.
But is there any evidence of the name of Zelda, or just for Hylia?
She should’ve been the waifu with an M, not Mipha.
The status is the same as it ever was. The game gives every indicator of a golden age of magical gadgetry that preceded it, yet you will never see that age and must fish for swag from ruins. You can only wait for some future game to be a prequel to see what the prior Zelda was like.
sure kid have fun with that post game TP
Ohh, I didn't even notice. Fixed it.
Makeela Riju
AoL tells of a king that used the Triforce to make Hyrule prosper. You can never really precede it until you see a game with a crap new Hyrule that needs the triforce to not be a natural shithole. You almost need to see the original birth of the kingdom.
>seven letters
SO FUCKING CLOSE
best girl in every zelda game starts with M
marin, malon, medili, midna. you can't prove me wrong.
Link's a self-insert. You get to choose.
If you were instructed to make a waifu with a 5-letter m-name for Link for the next game, what would she be?
Personal opinion of who Link should have ended up with? Navi.
Personal opinion of who Link should have ended up with, that's more realistic? Ruto.
mLink
>she
ha
Mulva
Marah
reminder there is always one boy AND ONLY ONE boy in every clash who gets all the girls crushing on him and us uggos should band together and kill him
Saria, childhood friends always win
well I choose the fish
>Personal opinion of who Link should have ended up with, that's more realistic? Malon.
ftfy
Why? Just look at OP. The one boy doesn't give a fuck about the roasties after him.
Fi's the best girl in Skyward Sword, hands down
>The one boy doesn't give a fuck about the roasties after him.
>intentionally ignoring the blush
>the way he opens his legs to bust out the MUSK
>childhood friends always win
If only, user. If only...
And that's why they all become thots because they develop self-esteem issues because their first crush ignored them
*Peatrice
>Doesn't give a fuck about the bitches around him
Who is he staring at user? It's you!