Party member betrays you

>turns out villian is a massive bro and reliable guy when he isn't trying to fuck your shit up.

>party member dies/leaves permanently with very little warning
>you used them since the start so it's the only moveset you're used to

who was in the wrong here?

Funny enough that's how you keep him from betraying you.

What are some other games that do this?

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the guy is some dog trainer, south park made an episode about him

I like the theory of how they replaced the dog at the end of the episode with another to show that they ''resolved'' everything

dog for barking on a superior species

Kind of a sad story with that webm, she cant be trained with her behaviour and they send her to the dog trainers own ranch.

Minecraft Story Mode anyone?

What game?

>Party member leaves with your gear you equipped them

>dog trainers own ranch.
what is that

Jannies are up and on a rampage.

DQXI

Cesar is never in the wrong.

>I like the theory of how they replaced the dog at the end of the episode with another to show that they ''resolved'' everything
Proofs?

The dog was taken by Cesar and only shown to his former owners after some time

How is that sad? The alternative is euthanizing the fucker.

this is also known as "pulling a metzen"

It's like when the send bratty kids to the ranch in Dr.Phil but for fogs.

what the fuck do you mean proof
it was a theory

You didn't pay money for this did you? Oh well too bad.

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How do you even fuck up training a Lab that hard that you need that spic to punch it for you?

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STARFANG NOOO

It's not really that sad, but everyone involved in that episode was retarded. The people who had the dog obviously didn't even really understand what a dog was or how to raise it.

Like how the fuck do you manage to actually have an aggressive lab? lol

>Party member needs to be tamed

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Are you kidding? Those ranches are puppy heaven.
Big open fields and dozens, even hundreds of doggos. She probably had the time of her life.

That theory makes no sense since they didn't resolve anything. The dog had to stay at the ranch permanently.

are aggressive labs rare or something

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>how the fuck do you manage to have an aggressive lab?
Labradors are the cause of more bites than any other breed.

almost as if it was a joke

>merely etc

he got bitten lol

>Villain joins your team
>he loses all characterization and becomes a jobber in the shadow of the hero

That doesn't apply in this situation

>"The sith are evil! I will never turn!"
>30 minutes later
>"Malak was so persuasive and right! I'm with the sith now!"

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The lab became overtly aggro because the Chinaman failed to discipline him and just fucked off when it became aggressive towards food.

Pets need to know where their place is, if they start chimping out because you got near them while feeding its only natural to smack them until they learn.

He lives in a ranch where he has a bunch of dogs, he usually bring the more extreme cases to the ranch, in the end he suggests leaving the lab there because he can not guarantee the dog won't attack the owners or their baby

>Party member can play dead

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yeah because they're the most popular breed idiot

t. P*tbull

World of Warcraft in literally every expansion.

>returning to starting area after finishing RPG

that snake play professional soccer?

>he joins the party after betraying you the second time

>Party member can hide

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>Party member has their own room you can visit them in

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Sharks make better pets than dolphins, a shark might kill you if it's hungry but at least it won't gang rape you first.

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NOT VIDEO GAMES
TAKE THIS SHIT TO

>Party member has a secret shower scene

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Sharks aren't as smart as dolphins, which makes them much more predictable, aka good boys when you treat them like good boys.
>He doesn't like animals

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fuck off fagbag, nature is cool

How are you feeling today

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>Villain who could take on your entire party easily becomes a party member but is as weak as a normal character now

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I like animals but I also like to stay on topic.

Cesar trained the dog after adopting it as his own and moving it to his Ranch where his most extreme cases are, like Fear, Food Aggression, God agression, ect. the dog is now happy and not food aggressive anymore, Cesar posted a video like 6 months after the episode aired with his had in her food bowl and she didnt give a shit.
Now shes a dog ambassador for how to train dogs

>Party member can die

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>are aggressive labs rare or something

Extremely

holy fuck that's cute

>Party member has a thirst meter

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Or so they would have you believe

i thought sharks would die if they didnt swim because fresh water wouldnt flow through their gills
did i fall for memes

>nature is cool
fucking hippies man

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>Party member hordes all the food

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>party member dies
>new guy with same skills/equipment joins your party
>he's still worse

>Main character betrays the party

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>i thought sharks would die if they didnt swim
they sink if they don't swim that's all

The fucking owner for not training his dog at all.
Taking away the food is a sign of domination. If you have a dog, you have to constantly make it your bitch. It's pack mentality, as an owner you have to establish your postion as the alpha male. If you fail the dog will test you over time and he will learn that you are weak and obey you less. Bad cases become agressive.
You can relax around your dog but certain behaviours must be stopped or controlled by you.
This is especially bad with more energetic, bigger dogs. That's why nobody should be allowed to own a pitbull or anything similar if they are not a certified dog trainer.

This clip just shows the tv dog trainer doing his job and dominating that piece of trash.

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twitter.com/cesarmillan/status/879757905737662464

its true

>party member has a high camo index

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If it was up to Victoria Stillwell she'd have killed the dog straight out of the gate after it looked at her wrong

You poor fool

>party member teamkills you

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Against blind people maybe

Poisoned my neighboor's pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable. He was an aggressive cunt, aways barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.

Hey who gives a shit, another retarded dog, another poisoned sausage. This time i'm getting the dose right

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>Party member can equip costumes
I still have no idea what is hiding in this image and it scares me

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These are my favorite tropes

0/10 see me after class

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wish I didn't live somewhere with so much traffic. my cat would have loved to be an outside cat.

>party member judges you

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>"villain" was trying to protect the world from an ancient evil
>you release said evil after defeating the "villain"

>"Dude, what the hell!?"

d-did they fug?

you are like baby

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nothing wrong with dobermanns

Why are you posting so many snakes doing funny things?

what the FUCK was is problem?

t. schlomo bergenstein as his big oil company destroys the amazon rainforest

>That delayed reaction

Do alligators not feel pain?

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HITTING DOGS GOOD

how the fuck did this retard ever get on the air jesus christ

No user, that's a shark, not a dolphin.

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Scalies

>gets his fucking leg death-roll'd
>barely reacts

lol

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>Party member saves you.

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schizo

took me a fucking bit

Only six of those are me. Also because snakes are cute.

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Why do i find snakes so adorable. They seem so dorky to me, i love it. Especially little ball pythons, they are 2 cute.

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that's a croc ya daft cunt

hardly knew her

based

Sharks are a bit more autistic in showing their affection.

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>deforestation and bread.png

WHERE

>Crocodiles and alligators are notorious for their thick skin and well-armored bodies. So it comes as something of a surprise to learn that their sense of touch is one of the most acute in the animal kingdom. The crocodilian sense of touch is concentrated in a series of small, pigmented domes that dot their skin all over their body. In alligators, the spots are concentrated around their face and jaws. A new study has discovered that these spots contain a concentrated collection of touch sensors that make them even more sensitive to pressure and vibration than human fingertips.

BREAKING OUT OF MY PAIN
NOTHING VENTURED - NOTHING GAINED
I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW

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Labrador Retrievers are based.

Who the fuck was recording this?

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>party member dies

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>the enemy can open your inventory

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is this shopped?

I don't see anything in particular
I'm getting baited?

this fight would've been easier if they learned how to parry

Oh shit what a sneaky boy.

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the more interesting part about this webm is who filmed it lol

>Party member can play dead but ends up overacting

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>'Oi that was my arm'

>Also because snakes are cute.
snakes are soulless and deserve death

They can, but they don't show it. Reptiles aren't social so they never evolved the need to show pain to others.

what bird is this

>you and psycho female vilIain forge an uneasy alliance
>she becomes obsessed with you
>she's dying so might as well fuck you anyway before she goes
>she actually dies saving you

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>Cleansing the neighborhood of agressive dogs that will kill some innocent cunt one day

Fucking based. Even if the story is pure bait, more should do this. If only would just stab the owner too, afterwards. Fuck dogs and their gay owners.

someone who shouldnt owe animals

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This

>t. cat that thinks a shoestring is a snake

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level 4 rogue

why are sharks so fucking derpy and cute
youtube.com/watch?v=JwN1f0ofbFg

>enemy spawns without any armor

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Everyone for ignoring the fact that dog has social anxiety

Go make another /pol/ tranny circlejerk thread, you hypocritical faggot.

a 3rd dog

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no just a guy whose dog was killed by a snake

watch this

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whats the story here

A type of vulture I forget the name of

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how can a dog have social anxiety
just be yourself lol

>bird without fur
>fur

>enemy does not allow fun

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yummy

Isn't it weird how one of the dumbest animals on the planet resemble one of the smartest animals so much? Talking about Sharks and Orcas.

They’re known for being extremely friendly and generally easygoing which is why they’re popular with families who have young children.

Heat, is that you?

The wood

>low level party member in high level zone

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I always thought sharks had cold stares but they are actually pretty expressive for whatever reason.

IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

BEHOLD

fuck you cat

You have been waylaid and but defend yourself

>only play with your favorite characters
>hope you enjoy carrying cielo and gale lmao
Fuck digital devil saga 2

youtube.com/watch?v=fqukQRJzS1Y
This shit gets me every time.

German puns somehow manage to be worse than English ones.

What kind of hamster is this?

Best post in the thread

some sharks are adapted so they don't need to. Pic related.

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Some have big anime eyes, others have the dead all black eyes, and some have parasites that grow out of their eyes.

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>t.

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probably spine broken by a bird attack, usually they just peck the back of the head and leave it to die

>Party member must be rejected first

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Dogs are tough, they are not humans, they bite and nip at eachother during play. And when it comes to dominance they fight it out in the pack and still stick together. Don't mix human social norms with dog norms.
Your pussified understanding of the world is the reason that nobody knows their place.
Also he hits them rarely, most stuff is psychology. Here he had to hit it to stop the agression and assert dominance.

>God agression

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>tfw you will never sleep in a big pile of sharks.

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someone shoop moe eyes and blush on that shark

There's a cat in the upper middle of the picture

Let me put it this way, even if a lab is your first dog, its extremely hard to make it aggressive

>You can romance the villain

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It's aggression, you fucking retards.

>party member can loot animal AIs alive

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>God agression
I... see...

A MAN!

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>you become the villain for a segment of the game

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Hes not posting pitbulls.

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so many caves and shit underwater
so much undiscovered topography

>party member come back with more power after finds himself in the auto exile

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>party member humiliates you

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>enemies can open doors

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What the fuck are they doing?

>looking at regular porn doesnt turn you on one bit
>this does
fuck everything, im out

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now that I get a good look at this gif it seems like that penguin WANTS to be shitted on. It looks like he already has several dried up shits on him.

N-NANDA KONO CHIKARA!?

youtube.com/watch?v=1dURgS8T_2M&feature=youtu.be

>Kyaaa, no, senpai, yameteee!

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God FF IV was garbage

>character realizes the error of their ways but it's too late to change or turn back so they fully embrace what they have become

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Pretty much this. My friend's dog is a real asshat because she didn't train it for shit. It once took something I ate from my hand and when I try to get near him to crucify the guy he growled and try to bite me. She spoiled the shit out of him and told me to leave him alone. I told her that you're supposed to teach it who's the boss and respect people. To this day that dog is still a little shit

dear god even penguins have their incels

It's an adult penguin that refuses to leave nest so parents have to shit on it to get it to leave.

Prepping to make sesame chicken

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Chinese bugmen skin rats alive

looks like a bipedal mech, that's fucking awesome. birds are awesome.

>enemies can lock pick

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>letting your dog free roam and blaming wild animals for killing it

Oh shit. Took me forever to finally see the cat

ah I see. thanks for the info.

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lel

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big if true

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Cooking rats. Boil it for a few seconds in oil, then put into cold water. Makes the skin peel right off like a wet sock. Keeps it alive for longer, which means the meat is fresher when you eat it.

How the fuck do you raise a dog that is so protective and aggressive with food?

Jesus fuck they're born like Benjamin Button?

Can't they just peck at it or something? Why do they go straight to shitting?

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I was just quoting a guy, calm down, autist.

this is hot

Cute, sharks can be silly, but they are CUTE.

It's a wake up you're in a coma and we miss you bird

this is so cute it's like he's asking for more

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I love how the dog that saved the other one takes his stick away.

almost all dogs are like this
I had the sweetest sheltie when I was a kid
But if you put your fingers next to her food bowl, she would start to growl and bare her teeth

were you dropped when you were little or have you just recently decided to be retarded?

Yeah, and he spelled it right. How do you fuck up that hard?

Too violent and best used as a last resort. It's the penguin equivalent of your dad calling you a worthless piece of garbage until you move out.

That is what he's doing

>Battle Royales

>villain retains his stats after joining your party

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How fucking retarded are you? No most dogs are not like that. Only shit peoples shit dogs does things like that.

Hearts of Iron when playing as Germany

Penguins are water birds so it encourages it to go to wash itself in ocean.

In general yes, but if they are floating in a current that does the work for them.
Others even have neck muscles that will pump the water over the gills for them so they can chill and wait for food to come by.

why

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>motherfucking underwater chainmail
I still doubt it would stop a shark from taking a finger or two.

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I went to China and I had a sea food hot pot with "fresh shrimps", I thought it's just be freshly captured, but dead shrimps. They brought me a bunch of skewered shrimps on a plate of ice and I was sure they're dead, but then they twitched a bit and I realized that no, they're very much alive. I hoped that they were dead by the time the hot pot reached the proper temperature, but nope, when the waitress put them in there they twitched like crazy for a bit, until they stopped, eventually. Chinese people consider this kind of thing an indication of quality because they KNOW what they're getting is as fresh as they come. And you know what, as fucked up as that was, those shrimps were the best I've had in my entire life.

>don't mix human social norms with dog norms
>proceeds to mix human social norms with dog norms

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Letting pets free roam is sign of bad owner and illegal in most places.

>a lab with a bad temper
how the fuck? is this a rescue animal or something?

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I've owned several dogs and the only one who acted like that was a rescued stray. Dogs that I've raised since puppies have never acted that way.

penguins are fucking assholes

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Fucking hoes are just incompetent at everything.
They treat them as cuddly toys.
The civilised side in me wants to teach her how to do it better, but i would love to just belt that dog and choke her afterwards when she tries to defend it. God damn it, i get so irrationally angry about this.

the waitress cooked the food in front of you? thats weird

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yeah letting my dog run in my backyard is bad

>almost all dogs are like this
Not true in the slightest. Even with minimal training, most dogs recognize humans as their superiors and know they have to let the alpha eat first. They only get food aggressive if they think they're the alpha. Or if they are just broken, which happens.

based as fuck on the parents part
penguins have got things right

It's owned by emotionless asian so it's not socialized.

t.self loathing German

>party member betrays you

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you really gotta wonder how they found this shit out, did they just watch dolphins nonstop or something

he didn't fly so good

>Party member can enter big mode

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because people assume that labs are perfect dogs many people never bother to train their temperament or behavior and some end up getting awful habits ingrained in them

No she basically put the skewers in the hot water and I took them out myself. I think she kind of realized this experience was way out of my expertise.

>you're in a guaranteed loss scenario, but the enemy takes ages to kill you

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>lategame boss can spawn in a low-level zone

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>tfw masturbated 2 hours ago but this shit gave me a boner

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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live shrimps boiled in hot water is the best thing youve eaten?

No, user, they fucked the dolphins. It's from the blog of a dolphin fucker.
A double boy.

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You'll get nasty bruising and possibly dislocation, but it's pretty much impenetrable by sharks.

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Haha. I remember seeing the gif and looking up the episode. It's owners were such soft bread faggots. No wonder the decided it was the king. I think that was the last ever Whisperer. It bit him right on the hand.

You mean one of the boards with almost no traffic? Let us have our fun. This thread will get deleted soon anyway.

how is this even possible

youtube.com/watch?v=xEvJmI7uJ-g

>party memeber stabs you in the back

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imagine the diseases those things carry, they must be worse than bats.

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>boss joins your party
>can't use any of his op special attacks

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>tfw

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Daily reminder that if you encounter one of these, never turn your back or you will be ripped apart.

he means it was the best shrimp he's eaten dum dum

>DEX vs STR

snopes revealed they just killed the dog and got a different one

way easier

>No, user, they fucked the dolphins
yeah at a glance I actually thought it was written from an educational viewpoint, shiet

It survived that?

It was a hot pot so not just water and the best SHRIMPS I've eaten. I come from a place where fresh shrimps are hard to come by.

Labs are probably the most naturally friendly dogs and it's really hard to fuck them up. Even a literal child could raise one without much issue, and sure enough anyone looking for a family dog or a first dog in general is usually recommended a Lab.

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>95% of the catalog is non vidya garbage or viral marketers
>complains about an animal thread on Yea Forums

what are these monkeys called? ive seen them do the same expression to magic tricks

I love Nilnish Nilnif!

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Yeah man.

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That's a demon summoning portal if I've ever seen one.

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What the fuck

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>thank god no one was around to see that

The dogs are probably being trained for rescue, so I'm guessing the trainer is filming.

Wow. It's just like my life, but in reverse.

>trusting snopes

Strong legs, man.

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TRIAL BY STONE
TRIAL BY STONE

>If you see a random agressive person, what you're supposed to do is come up to them and punch them in the face in order to assert your dominance
Where do you live that this social norm exists?

Awww, its so cute that he rescued it's partner.

this clip is used by dog trainers as how not to treat animals with food aggression

as always with these grifter reality tv dipshits, they haven't got a single clue what they're doing

bitch is lucky they didn't take her back to their rape cave

This. The amount of shilling on this board is just dumb. Worst marketing strategy ever.

What a pussy. If a dog squares up to you, you have every right to show it not to fuck with you, which includes threatening or hitting it. What're you gonna do? - beg it to behave? It's a fucking animal. Only thing changing its mind is dominance and/or violence.

But by all means, try to talk reason over some tea and dog biscuits with an angry dog. See how fucked that gets you.

>history of violence
>spay/neuter: no
fucking retard

youtube.com/watch?v=Sfggd4fUFmM

>Party member is over confident in their ability

I always see this webm but don't know what kind of animal it is. What is it? And is it really that dangerous?

fuck your gay dog im glad its dead

The whole "meat tastes best right after the animal dies" thing isn't a meme. Asians are weird, but they know their shit when it comes to cooking.

Went to a couple fish restaurants when I lived in Japan, and it was always the shops where you got to pick the live fish from the tank and watch them cook it that always tasted the best. I have no goddamn clue how it works, maybe its just a psychological thing, but I can't argue with the results.

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Oof

Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get out of the car!

So they weren't even de-veined? That can't be sanitary.

thanksgiving eve
this time, they're mad

look at the way she spreads her legs open, how she holds him in her arms, and how she's smiling. she's asking for it

based

How are you supposed to treat them then

>Please think the rape caves are a joke

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t-this is how i get down
s-seriously guys

you could have saved yourself a lot of embarrassment if you spent 5 seconds to think about what you wrote before you hit post.

Reread his post you, dumb nigger, I literally just highlighted to quote.

Shitbull getting as deserved.

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Have you been in one, user? Who knows, you might enjoy it.

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I swear those badgers are aggressive cunts. Are they even scared of anything?

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Idgi, why the fuck does everyone seemingly own pitbulls now? I swear labs were the quintessential 90's dog, and now everyone has some form of pitbull. I hate the 2010's

she really enjoyed that

Joke's on you nobody would miss me

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Based cate

Predators don't cry. You can see a lion all scratched up and lacerated after a fight, but it kinda just sits there occassionally licking the wounds. It never rolls over and whimpers. They are killers and know others are too, so they can't afford to show weakness.

have you never been to a proper hot pot or kbbq or hibachi?
youre really missing out user

I can take food from my dogs bowl and he will do nothing, at most wiggle his tail

Remember, many species of vulture are bald because they stick their heads into places where feathers would get stuck.

OK.

>Food Aggression

While your aggression is palpable, I'm sorry to say that there is no cure for being retarded. Ignoring you now.

these are the best threads on Yea Forums please allow 1 at all times even if it's just a thinly veiled animal thread

Now i just need to plan a vacation.
Imma rape me some dolphins

Well I think they were because they were prepared for the cooking so to speak. It was a high quality place in Beijing, not some shithole, so I reckon it's fine. Been nearly a year since then and no parasites or whatever.
It's something about decomposition breaking down cellular structure. Shit is not a meme but seeing something get cooked to death in front of you is not exactly a pleasant sight. If you have the stomach for it I recommend it, and as a meat eater I would be a pretty big hypocrite if I would find this shit reprehensible but not have any issues with eating meat.

Its to exert dominance. You give them the food, they need to know you can stop feeding them. Same reason why if you are taming a wild creature you start when its little with touches so they get used to being in presence of humans.

Is it true that some dude had the tip of his dick torn off because he female dolphin he was fucking clamped shut and spasmed too hard or is that just an urban legend?

this is an extreme wypipo conclusion if ive ever read one

>party member dies
>have to fight their resurrected corpse at the end of the game

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I'm too much of a pussy to see the video. What does the tiger do to the dog?

YOU JUST KNOW

12 gauge to the head

Spoken like a true fucking idiot who assumes their own experiences must represent the average.

holy fuck really ?

>Predators don't cry

Not on the outside.

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Actually they don't. They bathe in their own shit which actually kills most bacteria. They're actually immune to shit like anthrax and rabies because of that and their insane digestive fluids.

>As a little kid, I had an dog that would growl and try and bite me if I stared at him for too long
>Got bigger, and now when I stared at him, instead of growling, he starts to whine and look away
>When he does that I whisper in his ear Look at me Hector

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it scares it off
pupers is fine

What the FUCK was his problem?

they dont know shit retard theyre not social animals thats all

Nice and all but if you're not in a hurry and the dealie isn't urgent, try feeding it green anti-freeze. Forgot the scientific name of the green anti-freeze but it was like ethylene glycol of some sort, it tastes extremely sweet and animals will straight up lick it off the ground. Inject it into meatballs or sausages and feed them to the dog, it will lap that shit up in an instant.
It then proceeds to cause the animal kidney failure and a very slow and painful death. Should take like a week from ingestion to burial.
Also it causes strong depression in animals, they just don't really bother moving or doing anything at all, including attacking people. I've heard of cases where people got splashed with green anti-freeze got mild depressive episodes too.

It showed the pit some tiger style.
Fucking pit, tiger was already backing away, but nooo, the subhuman in dogform just had to push it more and went ooga booga on something that seemed like weakness to him. I hate pitbulls so much.

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Is he okay?

The same thing tigers does to every animal it attacks.

>being this embarrassed about your own illiteracy
sad shit

Its called a Cassowary. Just imagine a being as smart and careful as a Emu, the anger of a Hippo, and the claws of a Falcon. It follows any and every living thing it means not out of curiosity, but because it sees anything as food. If it ever actually feels threatened, it can always just outrun it. Otherwise, it follows, and waits till the creatures guard is lowered. When its guard is lowered, it pounces on them, holding them down with one leg, as the other guts you like a fish, or it simply swipes at you trying to claw out your organs.

what happened after this

>main character and big bad join up to fight a bigger threat
>big bad ends up as a more ambiguous character, leading to potential team ups and alliances in the future

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Lots of poor people own pitbulls because they're cheap and their reputation provides the owner with some measure of security. Then again what exactly "is" a pitbull isn't always clear, lots of "pitbulls" are mutts that just get called pitbulls if they have a bit of certain breeds in them.

That isn't to say that pitbulls aren't dangerous, they're used as fighting dogs for a reason. I don't know about banning them outright but definitely nobody with small children or small animals should own a pitbull.

they're strong as fuck for their size and can withstand a shitload of venom as well.

Food aggression is a sign of poor training, a properly trained dog will not react aggressively if you touch her food.

Bites it by the neck and the video cuts off. I think it's safe to say the shitbull doesn't make it out alive.

did he died?

fucking florida

Good. That fucking nigger dog race should just dissapear from Earth.

>party member dilates

make this shit into the human centipede

That was a thread around here some years ago, dunno if it was true, probably just taking the piss out of dolphin fuckers.
I think it was on Yea Forums? I remember they used to have regular dolphin sex threads every summer, almost a tradition like the christmas cum guy, but haven't been there in ages.

>you betray party member
Honestly, Guybrush is kind of an asshole.

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>Villain becomes party member
>They're somehow more broken than when you had to fight them

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makes me wonder what a video game thread on /an/ would be like, hours between posts and facebook level memes notwithstanding

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your pitbull is a killing machine just waiting to fuck up anything it deems unworthy

the dog's owners, it's pointless to rehabilitate an aggressive dog, just take it out back shoot it with a shotgun

a snake

I just realized he just wanted the stick.

It's a cassowary. It's a primitive bird which is closest living animal related to dinosaurs. It has bigger toe claw than velociraptor and can kill human with one kick. Luckily it's a herbivore so it only uses it in self-defense.

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Fucking hell man. If that's the case, I bet the guy recording the video shat himself

My legs are OK

>game has way too many party members to keep track of

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Cuts off way too early, wheres the full video?

>love interest goes for an NPC instead of you

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Anyone got the mgs rising edit of this?

Man what do you think is going through these animals' heads when some strange long creature comes along and starts rubbing them? Do other animals outside social ones understand the goodness of rubs?

does that mean it has four penises?

We've had Monster Hunter threads there a few times.

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go cry next to your shitty dead dog faggot

I always assumed that off-topic vidya threads in other boards were actually good.

Oh fuck that thing. I would have shot it instantly just out of fear, even if it wasn't coming after me

Maybe, he just had to remain careful and being seen as not weak. Hopefully the Cassowary simply got bored eventually, and found something living that did show weakness to be capitalized upon.

Not just that, dogs are bros when it comes to potential drowning
youtube.com/watch?v=zVsS_FMaKf0

These people should just own cats honestly.

don't forget to dilate

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is it legal to gun down cassowaries? I imagine so

Fish pain is something different from our own pain. In the elaborate mirrored hall that is human consciousness, pain takes on existential dimensions. Because we know that death looms, and grieve for the loss of richly imagined futures, it’s tempting to imagine that our pain is the most profound of all suffering. But we would do well to remember that our perspective can make our pain easier to bear, if only by giving it an expiration date. When we pull a less cognitively blessed fish up from the pressured depths too quickly, and barometric trauma fills its bloodstream with tissue-burning acid, its on-deck thrashing might be a silent scream, born of the fish’s belief that it has entered a permanent state of extreme suffering.

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It's a girl. She's scared and screaming. Eventually it goes away and then it comes back again.

Even the dog doesn't want this

Why do you hate cats, user?

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That anaconda's got buns, hun

I would probably snap the dogs neck.

>Raid healing

In the history of the great Emu war, it was cited that it takes more then TWO bullets to kill a Emu. Considering that Cassowary's are just Emu's with long claws, you would need to remember, one bullet isn't enough.

Oh yeah man
It was a good year for rider mmo's

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>visiting Yukari in her room.jpg

FUCK ALVIN

ahem...

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This is true, my dog once freaked out in the backyard, barking and crying, and I ran to see what happened. Turned out a wild rabbit had fallen into our pool and our dog was trying to save it.
>DURRR HE JUST WANTED TO EAT IT user
Horseshit, he was raised alongside two other rabbits and he was a gentle fat lab. Dogs are smart enough to recognize distress.

Escape from Duckatraz.

>ragdoll_physics.webm

Based and ATFpilled

BONER NO

>patriot dog attacks illegal alien stealing its food
it deserves a medal

what are some games

lmao you're retarded dude

What did he say before he jumped?

Dogs are the fucking best, anyone who doesn't like dogs should be executed, for example cats. I fucking hate cats, they're smug and pretend they're not scared of dogs but whenever we run away or dodge them like in all those 'funny' Youtube videos it's just to let them off dogs can't win all the time. Stupid cats, everyone should buy a dog or even better adopt one.

cats leads and dogs follow

So what was the truth? Did he try to save him, or did he know it was over for him and did this so the wolves wouldn't go after the others?

Snake? Snake!? Snaaaake!

i don't think that's what we're wondering
i think what we're wondering is why they think it's ok to have sex with dolphins

This. At least the cat does not need much training, besides potty training. And the cat wont go ballistic at other people like a dog if they leave it alone. Well, some cats do, but they are clearly warning you, way better than dogs.

>I would be a pretty big hypocrite if I would find this shit reprehensible but not have any issues with eating meat
suffering is the moral dilemma, not the death itself or ingestion

Reactor, online.
Weapons, online.
Sensors, online.
All systems nominal.

I like to see dogs, specially niggerbulls being mauled by big cats.

Labs by "default" are good tempered. But statistically since labs are so common and the definition of the easy dog they have high bite counts on par with pitbulls which shows that your average American is just a shitty dog owner and doesn't realize they have an animal and not a toy that sits there quietly. Breed = degree of difficulty and time you have to spend, labs are easy but folks just buy a puppy or dog and just leave it alone and think if you don't bully it it won't do anything wrong when you've supplanted its parents and fellow puppies that would've taught it social behaviors.

No, that means you didn't or it was never trained in its puppy stages in the case of adoption. I've raised aggressive breeds and a stranger can put its mouth in their hand or pull food from its mouth without any defensive behavior but I've raised it from its 8 weeks on. Dogs by default do resort to that behavior but with reinforcement training early on and firm authority you knock that out of their behavior as soon as possible along with aggressive play, desire to hunt small animals, socialization and exposure to every random factor that it may encounter so simulating a kid grabbing its tail or squeezing it as example. So your dog is sweet, but it also responds to situations based on what it knows, food = defense in its head while every other situation it thinks "Good things". They're smart but simple minded so it's one extreme or the other when it comes to how they respond to things.

It tried to hit wolves but they have poor vision.

The dog, it attacked first, Cesar just asserted dominance.

The biggest issue i've seen is that so many single people get labs because they've heard how chill they are. Since this is the biggest selling point they think they can just go to work all day from 8-6 and lock them in a room with no thoughts about the problems this will cause. They get home to see their dog has chewed shit up and hit the dog and punish them which leads to them having trust issues and being defensive often.

Greenland sharks have been known to live past 400 years old

Always kino

You shoulda copied the guy in your pic and snuck up behind the dog like this.

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Tried to Google that but found this instead. Made me kek hard: fox5sandiego.com/2015/09/08/pit-bull-saved-from-death-row-mauls-teen-on-first-day-home/

Not to sound like a vegan but I reckon the amount of suffering shrimps go through is infinitesimal compared to the suffering an average livestock goes through in their life. Thanks for that Manga btw ShindoL you sick fuck

You wouldn't guess it, but labradors are suckers for JRPGs.

Is there a reason why over the last couple years every animal thread is obsessed with pitbulls?

Owls are fucking lovely animals, I had up until a few weeks ago 5 burrowing owls in my backyard, 2 parents, and 3 offspring. They cute little feather balls of anger and loud REEEEEing.

cats are chads and dogs are betas

Kek

lol. A teen cub, CUB tiger or lion can fuck an adult dog up. Any breed.

Herbivore won't kill you if you stay away from it and don't try to take it's babies.

youtu.be/Mfxg1OXprRc?t=636

Anyone here have the raiden /blade wolf version of said image?

>punches dog
>WHY IS IT AGRESSIVE!?!?!?

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>I'm a big tough guy, look at me I punch dogs to show them who is boss!
lol

>Sorry, this content is not available in your region.
goddamn soviet union

shit pets stick on your mind

ignore the tripfagging

>party member dabs on dem haters

>tripfagging

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well he doesn't want to be married to a curse girl

Add outline.com/ in front of the link.

Here's whole thread about those games.

Herbivores tend to be more actively dangerous than carnivores. For example, snakes and sharks kill an average of one American every year, but cows kill 20 a year.
Deer, despite their pathetic reputation, are also extremely dangerous, especially males during mating season. A stag in rut will charge at you and gore your chest with its antlers and not give a fuck.

Yeah, people were redpilled by threads on /pol/ or comment sections in pitbull attack vids.
Now there is a pretty polarized view of them. When earlier most people did not care now they are either agains pits or for them.
It's just an effect of gaining more insight in some topic.
Pits are one of the worst races and they are also raised by all kinds of wrong people. But even with a great owner a pit can snap, too much instinct and aggression, they were bred to fight, not to be a lapdog.

Based retard poster

The owner.
Like you have to be a real, clinically proven retard to have a Golden Labrador that acts that way.

youtube.com/watch?v=-CDjT8GisvE

Wasn't even trying.

>Dolphin rape is real
Just like my Japanese animes.

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It's lulz

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Imagine stumbling a pack of them by yourself

Sneaky-beaky-like

Fucking punching dogs... what the fuck man...

He's just trying to eat...

The owner is a chink

It's how these kind of herbivores work. They let one die to save the flock.If they stay to fight they'll just lose more, so whoever is targeted is just condemned.

>you can romance the boss into not attacking you

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god I want Youmu to cook me a fish dish so bad

>skeksis_hunting_for_gelflings.webm

Those don't count as real dogs so we're good

Cesar gets criticism from trainers for using outdated methods, but he does get results, he does love dogs and genuinely wants to help. He of course makes some mistakes sometimes, like any human.
Also, his show indirectly helps a lot of dogs by getting some viewers to take training and care more seriously.

I mean, look at the guy on his ranch, he has so many dogs there that would have been fucking euthanized otherwise, and they all seem so happy. I think that alone gives him some leeway.

wait yoshimo fucking betrays you?
my game broke and i gave up trying to fix it, this fucker was in my party

>party members are oblivious to obvious villain's mannerisms and evil monologues

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Gee, I dunno user. Might have something to do with the fact that it's a freshly killed animal meat instead of the stuff that's been rotting for a week in a styrofoam container shrink-wrapped in plastic at the supermarket.

This is adorable until the puma's natural instincts kick in and maul the shit out of him. Given how felines are, it can even happen accidentally because the puma wants to "play".

Exotic pet owners are so fucking stupid.

Figures. They leave China and start behaving like shit because outside of the ricefields they don't have social points to worry about.

To this day I'm stunned that this picture isn't doctored in any way. How can such a grotesque creature exist?

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Uh no..
Never had to. I owned a dog as a kid and it was great, never had to care about its behaviour. Dad did a good job raising him properly. If you do this, you don't need any violence. Violence is used on the bad cases to correct them in very bad situations.

God I want a dog so badly.

>the villain explains his ideology to you before the fight
>you can agree with him
>the new boss fight is your party members and the villains henchman joins your party to help

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>Main character is a fake

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Not to say that they don't have pain receptors, but the nerves that govern touch and pain are separate from each other, so your blurb is irrelevant.

you know he didn't actually try to save him right?
he just wanted the stick, saving the other dog was just an accident

>herbivore
>has talons the size of scissors
ok bruv

Name all the games that do this.

Nature is fucking terrifying.

>but whenever we run away or dodge them
uhhh, woof woof bark bark?

Shadowrun dragonfall

Is a snake as friendly as a dog would be in that they would want to be around you and pet them or would they just be friendly enough to not try and nip at you if you tried picking them up?

>party member's past life was an asshole but he's good now after being abused after his reincarnation

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Are all pitbulls' teeth this fucked up or this just a particular case?
Because holy shit those are some fucked up teeth. I play with my dog sometimes and he'll put my hand in his mouth, but fuck me I'm not putting my hand anywhere near that thing's mouth.

Julius Caesar pardoned his enemies so he could gain legitimacy in Rome, not because he wanted to save them.

Yes, but he does so unwillingly. He's under a geas.

>Exotic pet owners are so fucking stupid.
True except for cheetahs. Cheetahs are genuine bros and doglike in nature. As long as you don't run and they aren't starving they'll just flop on you. They don't even have the stealth drive other cats have when your back is turned to them. Honestly, we should force breed them and start an actual domestication effort, they would be great pets.
youtu.be/A4GXXvEfjNE
youtu.be/axcPoS2sF0E

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lol based cat

Cool story bro. Tell me more about how having your dad raise your dog for you made you a dog expert.

Herbivores have weapons but they don't hunt with them.

soccer player got pushed by an opponent

only predatory birds have evolved talons for killing

QUACKMIKAZE

love is a universal language

They are definitely not herbivores, they're opportunistic omnivores. A cursory YouTube search will show them eating whatever they get their claws on.

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>people worship a god that created this

I honestly prefer Zangetsu in Gaim.

Sharks have lots of electroreceptors on their jaw and snout(thats why people recommend punching sharks on the nose if youre attacked). The shark is probably getting sensory overload from that dude petting it

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