>Soulcalls you midfight
Nothing personell kid
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>”Hey dude can you pick up my package? MPS says they delivered it to the Crystal Tower.”
I'm about to go full edgelord and play drk, because my boy Fray is back in the drk quests.
>Oh thank god I finally got in touch with you bro! Hey, go to Crystal Tower and I'll explain everything in 3 months okay? :)
Waste of money. It comes free with the other expansions.
>Tfw hard drive popped and have to reinstall this dang game
Super heck
No its a waste of money because you literally can't play it on PS3 anymore. I hope this is an old pic or something.
people still don't think its him
Enjoy trying to remember all your settings/hotbars/gearsets since they're saved client side.
Didn't even notice it was ps3.
You can go look at his character sliders on garlandtools. They're identical.
All the DRK job quests went over my head so I don't even understand why people like that questline so much.
Where are my fellow Lalafell enthusiasts at?
Just imagine having a cute Lalafell lass polishing your "lever"
Oh fuck, I hope you saved a config file. I've lost my ui setting like twice and it is an absolute nightmare setting it back up. It takes me like 2 hours minimum. I have so many backups of that fucking file now its ridiculous.
You can back up your UI settings in the game itself now
What didn't you get? Fray was a Jungian shadow of the selfish side of WoL's personality that wants to give up the hero life, and Myste was an embodiment of WoL's guilt.
>being attracted to lalas
Call me back when we can get lala + Miqote mix. I mean I'm pedo but lalas look like 5 year olds, I can't get off to that. Thats disgusting.
A cat is fine too
People dont think its him because of retarded "proof" like yours. I know its him for story reasons, but basically what every proof faggot tries to do is
>mystery hood has average miqote facial features
>theory faggots take random average miqote facial features as reference
>OH WOW THEY ARE IDENTICAL SEE
Its retarded, your reasoning is that barbie doll #254 looks itendical to barbie doll #324 so they must be the same, well guess what, every single barbie doll looks the same.
Yo guys, important question for how I do some things before ShB
First
Minos Lux or Ragnarok Zeta? Already got most of the atmas, and know to aim for a book a day
Second
Anabasis Lux or Last Resort Zeta? On 4/9 Books, but I really don’t care about progress lost.
>mystery hood has average miqote facial features
Actually, both him and G'raha have a unique nose.
WE FALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
Ragnarok > Minos easily
I prefer Anabasis but Last Resort works with more glams.
based autismbro
>tfw no lion guildmom to argue with
i can't imagine what you must do to your interface that it takes "2 hours minimum" to set up.
I imagine it every day
>no tail
>no ear sheathes
not him
G'raha will always be a complete fucking faggot.
WHY DOES MONK EXIST IT IS THE WORST JOB IN THE GAME AND IS A CHORE TO PLAY
Because the facial features told us it was definitely a male Miqo'te, and there are literally only 4 fucking male Miqo'te with any relevance with the Scions.
>X'ruhn
>A'aba
>V'mah
>G'raha
It's not X'ruhn because he has the old man face. It's not A'aba because he's barely recognizable even among the Scion's B-team and actually has nothing remarkable about him at all except that he's gay. It wasn't going to be V'mah because his only remarkable quality is that he's Arenvald's bro. Meanwhile, G'raha is a Circle of Knowing member, was brought up recently during Eureka, and is related to a major entity like the Crystal Tower. The Crystal Tower being a structure with a fucking interdimensional portal on top, when most people already knew we were going to the First in some fashion. You're just a fucking idiot that can't connect dots without having the story hold your hand through it.
>new girl at work
> her: "I like to play Final Fantasy XIV"
> me: "Oh cool, I've been playing it for years. What jobs do you play"
>"I mainly stick to PLD. It's gonna sound weird but I really like women in armor especially when they are very beautiful. And swords and shields are my favorite weapons. FFXIV lets you make beautiful women knights, plus I love to tank and be in charge of the pulls"
>[holy shit could this finally be the one?] "Cool! When did you start playing?"
>"My husband first got into it..."
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!
Anyone here have experience with lgbt communities or free companies for XIV? What are they like?
>no tail
>no ear sheathes
Guess this isnt a miqote either?
How the fuck is it a chore? You just blow our load in the ass of whatever you're fighting then you wait for cooldowns.
If I RP as an asexual on Balmung, does that exclude me from being a degenerate.
If seeing them in party finder and shout counts, they're constantly advertising a discord in PF 24/7.
No.
I don't even remember who he is.
MNK and SAM are the only melee dps worth playing. Also, you forgot about MCH which is utter shit.
>when most people already knew we were going to the First in some fashion
before fanfest? no man. interdimensional hopping was just a theory (a popular one) and nobody said anything about the first.
>Tfw can't decide to start leveling BRD,MCH,NIN or RDM
I'm tempted to play red mage because it's fun but iv'e never tried the others. How is red mage doing right now?
RDM is good. Every job in this stupid game is balanced really well. You can take any job into any fight and do perfectly fine.
God I want to plunge my dick into that slut and polish my dick inside her pussy bulging her stomach until my seed's planted inside every inch of her
Shopko's going bankrupt, this is a store clearing inventory.
probably has lots of UI related macros. if you forget one, it fucks up the entire UI.
Literally join any FFXIV discord and you'll find a pathetic girl to orbit you within a week
>hrothgals release after 5.0
>all the tomboys leave miqo'te
>all the guild moms leave felezen and femroe
>all the amazons leave femroe and viera
Female Hrothgar would be the single bigfest concentration of based women in this game...
So what do. Feels like I picked the worst time to win it
Sorry I'm not interested in trannies.
MGP
>How is red mage doing right now?
Nobody is gonna care what job you play because they are all pretty balanced. The "meta" is only relevant during progression and/or for competition parsefags. If anyone excludes you from a PF or casual raid group because of your job choice you should consider yourself lucky because that is the telltale sign of a gray parsing shitter, unironically.
But how do you get a non-fat non-old non-mentally-ill pathetic girl orbiter? Actually little chubby is okay maybe even preferred but not stomach protrusion.
Do RDM first, it's only 20 levels and it's easy to learn.
Then either NIN or BRD. NIN is a fun melee and has the best class/job quests. while BRD is one of the most enjoyable jobs in the game but the 30-50 quests specifically suck the life out of me.
Then MCH, or just don't bother with it.
Excuse me, but he wasn't talking to you.
People are really sleeping on Minos Lux. It looks better in my opinion and dyes well. I regret not getting it sooner.
A'aba is fucking dead, user. Has been for four years.
RDM is great if you want to do decent damage for very little effort.
MGP every time
I wonder how hard it would have been for them to get SE's permission to play this in the Yojimbo trial.
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FF15 event will require ~250k MGP
Someone said addons are illegal in a different thread. Are they really outlawed in this game? Can you get banned for having a recount type of addon?
AAAAA FUCK I FORGOT
HOLY SHIT
Probably fairly difficult. SE is fucking retarded when it comes to their music rights.
i already have 3.4 million mgp though
this is your dps for 5.0 please be nice to her
i hope the changes will make mch fun. i leveled it up because of that and it was terrible
I do hope we get more of the best boy in ShB, he deserves it.
They're against the rules but not enforced. As long as you don't copy paste someones shitty dps into party chat no one cares.
Why are Arenvald, Hoary and Coultenet better characters than the actual scions despite barely existing?
reminder that tank and healer are the brainlet roles compared to dps
Our DPS for 5.0 is DNC you stupid cat nigger
If by nice, you mean fuck her every time she's in the party, then sure. I'll even feed her if it's consensual.
one day some loser's going to spend 10,000 USD to get this artist to comission their character
Lower power level characters are always more interesting.
>started playing again recently
>defeated the garleans
>quest after quest after quest about more primalshits
>millions of cutscenes about boring shit
jesus christ I just want to play the expansion
Hopefully in the distant future.
*pats her head*
They are against ToS but you are not gonna get banned unless you are specifically DPS meter shaming others and even then they'll probably just put you in jail for a while to think about what you did.
From what I can tell, it's hard to get banned in this game given the amount of bots and RMT related things like sharing accounts and dualboxing.
Basically if you don't mention it in game you will be 100% safe. FFXIV streamers play with all kinds of addons and they have never been banned for it.
this game has no client side cheat detection. only way you're getting banned for addons or third party software is if it changes data on the server side (speedhacks) or you incriminate yourself (harass someone in-game with a parser).
useless dps only good for prog, and even then half the groups roll with a summoner anyway
I meant they had more personality and better chemistry. Like, I can tell you what all three are like, but what even is Thancred's personality?
There is nothing interesting about any of them. They simply occasionally stand around in a scene.
The 2.1-2.5 stuff can be rough. Just do them a patch at a time instead of marathoning your way through or you'll get burnt out.
I don't have bueno.jpg saved but bueno
She's gonna die.
>Minfillia was sent to the First over an entire expansion ago to fix their problem
>She's so fucking useless that the problem has seemingly become even worse since she left
>Her solution is to pull the rest of the Scions who are literally in the middle of fighting a war to the world that she was supposed to save so that they can fix the problem for her
I think she's actually the most worthless character in the entire series. Hopefully she'll stay as a loli so that she can stay out of the way and just be eye candy from now on.
What bots?
ugly, kys for your shit taste
>but what even is Thancred's personality?
He's a casual, smooth-talking rogue who loves to fuck sluts and is also secretly extremely depressed. Until he loses his daughteru and stops hiding it.
from stupidest to smartest, it's
>low damage DPS
>low damage tanks
>low damage healers
>high damage tank
>high damage DPS
>high damage healers
worthless implies that she tried to fix it. this is all according to keikaku
kys yourself
that SMN better be fucking using garuda
if i join another PF with 3 casters and the retarded SMN is using sicfrit still im going to fucking scream
Nah healing is easy and healer dps is just spam 1 button with the occasional second, smartest is high damage dps.
I'd like to amend this, it's actually
>low damage healres
>low damage tanks
>low damage DPS
>high damage tanks
>high damage DPS
>high damage healers
Yeah, this makes a lot more sense
They said she'll be a trust.
>travel to another shard in a new body
>choose loli body
>regain at least 10 years of lifespan now that shes young again
It just works.
I've been using a bot to destroy the Aether sand economy on my server since mid HW and never got banned or warned.
That's even less than I can say about Hoary Boulder, which is a serious fucking problem.
Fuck off, I'm not micromanaging Garuda for a PF group that won't use Garuda properly anyway.
High damage healers are actually a reflection of the entire groups IQ. The only way they get to do good damage is if everyone else plays well.
She just sat in that shards waking sands and sent linkshell messages to people telling them to return
Minfilia's character is a commentary on modern women. Most women would gladly trade their old disgusting wrinkly busted late 20s bodies for something 10 years younger
You're doing god's work.
Which items? All of em?
You're fucking retarded because its a pDPS gain to use Garuda, dumb fuck. Learn to play the class and stop being a greylet.
something must have gone wrong. maybe ascien meddling? still pretty disappointed she failed at saving the 1st. also wished shard hopping would have been in 6.0 or beyond not now
There's endless ways to earn gil, I'll take all the easy mgp I can get
>Team of bots in PvP
I don't even get mad anymore, it's funny.
Only if the healers are actually dpsing and people are synchronizing buffs with Contagion. I know how to use Garuda, and I'm not going to put forth the effort in a PF group that can barely function.
>saw a full priced copy of white knight chronicles 2 sitting around at walmart
>saw a walmart still trying to sell physical copies of champions online that are at least a decade old and when the game is f2p
BARA CHAD CAT BROS
WHERE ARE YOU?
Only in misionary position with the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands
You say that like making relics easy is a bad thing.
>dumbass think they actually have to dodge harmless mechanics in a fight they massively outgear.
The only brainlet in that image I see is the WAR sitting in defiance.
It's literally a pDPS (personal, not raid dps, you fucking mong, the healers have nothing to do with this) if you just get your DoTs under contagion. Fucking faggot.
>"Don't worry guys I won't let 1st fall to the light"
>Hides behind a pillar when confronted with a Sin Eater leaving Thancred to fight alone
What the fuck is her problem? How can one person be this incompetent?
Everyone woman secretly knows that lolis are the sexiest beings and as much as they desperately try to deny it they will in the end accept it if it means they can go back. It's all one major cope.
WKC's online was shit anyway.
I got a kick out of them zipping around the map since it was the first time i saw anything like that (and I don't think I've seen anything similar since, and that screenshot is like half a year old)
i don't want these npcs to have a major role, but i do hope they can do more than stand around and have different dialogue after every event. with the scions in a coma, they're doing a lot more stuff. I hope Thancred and maybe other scions remain in the 1st once its saved
I don't care. I'm not putting the extra effort in when it's a shitty PF group that doesn't know their ass from their heads. If it's a static or the group has shown they can kill consistently sure. But otherwise, keep seething.
I bet it will be some shit like she's powerless by herself but is the "key" to unlock an ancient superweapon that will boost the power of the darkness
Is Shatter still popular? I've got the Shatter addon on MMOminion used that to level 4 jobs to 70. If not I'll try another bot maybe.
Krile is a miracle of the universe.
I'm going to play a hetero hrothgar and you can't stop me.
She asked them to return to the Waking Sands.
They did not oblige.
I want to smooch a Ronso!
>What the fuck is her problem?
She's not a warrior
>it's an Alphinaud cutscene
>mayhap
>mayhap
>mayhap
>shocked emote
>mayhap
>thinking emote
>ermmm uhhh I can't swim haha
>mayhap
>mayhap
Based.
Just whichever type of aethersand is used for current raid consumables. There's a really good RB plugin for gathering that handles ephemeral nodes really well.
BASED DISCORDBARACHADS RISE UP
>80 almost as high as 19-21
Almost everyone in a shatter match is a bit with inhuman reflexes. Funniest shit was seeing two of the same exact dude with one consonant different moving in perfect sync.
Alright, SAM bros. What gear gets me as close to this look as possible?
the first customers of human brain transference into robot body will be rich old women who want to be in a synthetic 18-year old body forever.
Who playing Lion dancer day one?
Stay grey retard, learn to play the game and stop making excuses for it, only to resort to what basically amounts for "U DONT PAY MY SUB XDDDD"
This is a girl that looks like a boy that looks like a girl and I still want to fuck all of its holes very intensely
this and the later quests were call backs to the original DRK questline
Why did we ever think it would go any differently? She has never given us any reason to trust her ever.
Just don't give her anymore responsibilities. Just keep her locked up in the Rising Stones and have Tataru baby sit her all day.
We can dress her in cute outfits to boost the morale of the troops.
tfw probably a two month wait until the new job ability showcase video
I parse orange when I care though. I just don't care to put in the effort when I know the rest of the group is going to wipe us a dozen times anyway.
>ermmm uhhh I can't swim haha
I'd give him lesssons
>Went full meme with swimming in 4.2
>Now it's ghosts every time instead
You don't have to lie user, we're all friends here
absolutely BASED and heteropilled
I'm gay but not that gay. Gonna be a lion Gunbreaker instead.
Yeah I remember moving in droves like Michael Jackson backup dancers when I first got the bot and watched it periodically to see how it was doing after a few hours. Hilarious shit to then recognize similar hordes in the enemy team. FUCK YOSHI AND FUCK RESPECTING THE CONTENT
>tfw no threesome with the twins
The next mogstation outfit, still not released.
of course it's a catlizert retart being a tryhard when it doesn't matter, kill yourself
"I'm kinda a force to be reckoned with when I actually wanna be"
>pathetic girl to orbit you
Wait you mean he'll find some chick he can orbit right?
>tfw shy plain looking 6/10 is my fetish
What are the odds we're fighting Eden this time?
god fucking damn it why are all the good eastern outfits all mogstation. why couldn't these be the high level crafts of this expansion, you know the half-asian-themed expansion?!?!?1
100%, it was already announced
If its FF8 Eden we're probably fighting on/in Eden. He's a pretty big dude
>what are the odds we're fighting the thing we were announced to be fighting
gee I dunno
>In bahamut raid we fight bahamut at the end
>In alexander raid we fight alexander at the end
>In omega raid we fight omega at the end
>"Guys what are the odds of us fighting Eden in Eden raid?"
money
Rabbits!
fucking holy shit damn those fucking hips and thighs my fucking dick
Now we're talkin.
what miqote is x what miqote should've been
blame the players who demanded it even by means of mogstation *yes some seriously said this*
>tfw high damage healer
Yes.
>Turn 1-12
based
>A1-A12
pretty good
>O1-O12
awesome
>E1-E12
yikes
It just looks fucking awful visually and is even worse to say out loud. "eee twelve"
Yes?
The Mhachi created Ozma to stop intruders in the Weeping City of Mhach, so why is a proto-Ozma in Eureka? I don't think Mhach was mentioned during that story. Or were they and I missed it.
who gives a shit
Proto-Ozma is the original, a primal-like weapon created by Eureka during the Allagan era. Weeping City Ozma was an attempt by the Mhachi to recreate it. It's written down on some notes.
eee one ass
based white mage poster
She dies, I 404 my account
healer is the easiest to do high damage
Only good viera art I've seen ever, post more, everyone else kys
which one did You pick
when was it said in the MSQ that she was sent to the 1st to fix it? i honestly dont remember
was it during the warrior of darkness arc?
That's probably as close as I'll get. Hopefully it dyes well.
lmao pay up dumbass goy
Imagine actually picking anything other than the "What of the Scions?" option.
when ShB was announced, many people thought we'd be getting a whole lot of japanese themed stuff like kimonos and such. Fast forward to now we still don't have them despite npcs having it.
HA SHI RE
I'm honestly surprised they singled out Alisaie out of everyone. Of course, I chose that option
Same fucking shit happened with Mists of Pandaria. But SB dropped a large one on gear design in general, basically all good gear is actually just based on fan designs.
>being gay
it's current year. google "vagina and boobs", I think you'll like what you see
As good as they are, I'm still sticking with elezen.
I couldn't give a crusty shit about most of the Scions
Urianger is a good egg at least
I just watched an interview with someone who studied porn in the valley, apparently if you're not a teen or a milf you're fucked and lose all work after like age 20. That's fucked but i can understand it, nobody wants fresh christmas cake unless it's irl.
It could end up being G for garden.
You degenerates do realize that Alisaie is 16 in lore, right
why the fuck are we going to a different dimension when we haven't even defeated garlemald yet?
is elezenos gonna fight the entire garlean empire while we're gone? All the other scions are in comas and I'm assuming saving the first shard will bring them back, so they're not gonna do shit while we're gone, so what the fuck!
If anything happens to Alphinaud and Alisaie in 5.0, I'm gonna kill everyone in this thread and then myself
So she's legal not only in most places in the real world, but in her home country of Sharlayan too?
Even better
Fuck off, America.
battle changes will be showcased in may and im pretty sure they will showcase new skills for all jobs too, including the new ones
Because Tataru would be sad if we tried to fight Elidibus again without our useless back up.
I care far more about the twins than any of the other scions.
sweet she's legal
>have to wait for the expansion to get one (1) new RDM outfit
fucked, wish we had more cool RDM gear
Legal where I live, besides age of consent is a modern concept and is bound to be completely different in Eorzea.
Legal enough to breed!
MGP has higher value than Gil
Because they want to redo the 2.0 zones and if the Garleans fuck everything up while we're away they can do a Cataclysm with 6.0
>pedo waifufagging gets more replies than actual story discussion
yeah this is Yea Forums alright
>We're going to fight off an invasion of eldritch horrors in another dimension just so Tataru doesn't cry
Come the fuck on, stupid potato bitch.
Honestly I think its an indication that the entire 4.5 story was meant to happen all at once rather than being split. Asking about Alisaie makes a lot more sense if the fight with Ascizenos happened right after Ghimlyt dark.
That said the massive shipper fag in me also just wants it to be them further pushing the Alisaie x WoL ship.
i'm still going to play it on launch, but the latest msq did make me lose some of my hype. estinian saving us last minute + mysterious voice could have just told us to go to CT instead of "throw wide the gate" as if we know wtf that meant. the whole thing with garlemald is paused and at this point i wont be surprised if the gas is used on the other provinces and Zenos killing elidibus off screen. the devs seems rushed and short on time and i hope the msq is not affected
It's still better than /vg/ since there is any actual discussion at all.
yes, its harder to get 1 million mgp than it is to get the approx 8 million gil i'd get from the ornate crafting body, presuming i found a buyer. but i really already have everything from the saucer I want
NO PLEASE STOP IT'S OKAY I'LL DO IT
This is your tank for 5.0 say something nice about her!
>unless it's irl
Guys will fuck anything, it's a matter of tier desire rankings not if they'll fuck it. No one wants 20+ roasties. Milfs/gilfs are only desired because of the social context, not their bodies in herently.
I'm not getting back in the fucking shed.
Really kind of old I know but she's still cute so fuck it
Cant wait for SAM to get some sort of stupid Kenki-spend raid utility in ShB so people stop whining about them carrying their shitty statics through content when someone gets fed up to wiping to DPS checks enough
Don't worry. You can still run dungeons with WHM, MCH, and MNK.
How the fuck do I blacklist a faggot who keeps spamming FC invites at me? They removed the ability to just /blist add.
anyone else find midlanders a lot more sexy than cat girls, lizard girls, and bunny girls?
new meta is DRK/GUB
WHO THE FUCK UNDERCUTS BY 100K AND THINKS ITS OKAY
YOU'RE LOSING MONEY YOU SICK RETARDS
kill yourself tranny
Right click their name.
>We ditch mhiggers and their war to play SMT
All is right with the world
I wonder if this is because only 150 years ago we needed to fuck 14yos at age like 16-18 to survive as pioneers and our brains just haven't changed to our arbitrary laws yet.
You are a man of culture
/blist add "insert name here"
...
>Item goes from 1mil to 400k in the span of a day
I don't follow
retard
i fucking hate cats. fuck you
Does it make you furious? On a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you right now?
Based
Botters
based and red-pilled
That nigga on the right better be a trial or at least the boss of a good 80 dungeon
I want it gone.
Yeah he'll be a MSQ trial with 5 phases with 2minutes of text between each phase but you faceroll each phase in 10s preesu rooku forradu too ittu
Someone in my FC made me one of those Quaintrelle dresses and I didn't want it so I listed it and crashed the price from like 800k to 300k in a day. I'm not even a crafter
Need a tank to queue for Keeper of the Lake pls
Pls
_Pls_
The tails ruin them.
Based
>these are statistically the most skilled players in the game
Based. Not even your fault you're not a crafter, everyone is to blame for being an impatient greedy jew. Fuck entitled crafting autist shitters
Is this a boy or a girl also sauce
Absolutely based. Would have been even more based if they set the price lower.
* on Japanese servers
>watched the full trailer for the first time
They sure can hype this shit. That music is great.
Does it matter.
the economist in me wants to kill you
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHY DONT YOU LIKE MONEY
really hoping they're the ones to get the black rose. they're already back to their old ways..
>hotter and more skilled
Oh nononono how will cat and lizard below-80 IQ brainlets ever recover
The only Scions I care about are Alphinaud and Alisaie
>When WoL changes to DRG and the vocals kick in
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What new skills or traits do you want for your main job?
>accidentally leave off a zero
>Crash the price of an item for nearly an month
She was 16 when the game began, I think. Time has passed, but it's unclear how much.
i want one
>Hype this Shisui in the trailer
>Do basically nothing important with it
It hasn't been a year yet. They say this at almost every fanfest because someone always inevitably asks the question again. The story is contained in a time bubble and will always be 5 years post-Calamity unless explicitly stated otherwise.
16 is prime
>Not to scale
trash
I wanted to sell it fast so I listed it down 50k or something. Then someone matched me, then a few other people undercut that, then I moved down to undercut them, etc. If I had just listed it at 500k or something initially I would've made more money but it was fun to watch the price crash in real time
WE FALL
Dia or Banish for WHM. Either one should apply a vuln up on enemies.
as a scholar, i'd like Fey Union to acually do something other than just make Embrace a little more efficient. Maybe make Eos and Selene have different Fey Union effects
another offensive choice for Aethercharges, or make Bane also stun everything
Make Physick worth casting and Adlo worth using more often than just fishing for Deployment Tactics crits
They just say this because it's hard to have a timeline while also considering newfags will jump in late and blow through the story in a matter of weeks, taking them out of the plot's progression as every scene seems to happen moment to moment.
>that picture
L-lewd
Also I guess edgeboy got hit worse by losing minfillia than previously thought and went and stole another world's minfillia loli?
what are they going to take away from WHM this time? how are they going to make it easier
No, we're going to the First Reflection which is where Minfilia was sent off to before. So we're just meeting back up with her again.
>playing ARR
>loitering around FC house
>check market board
>Arachne Bolero of Casting for 250k
>holy shit what a deal
>buy it
>get a /tell shortly after
>guy was begging me to give it back
>claims he forgot to put an extra zero on the end and offered me 500k for it back
>lol sorry, no deal
>shortly after, notice a dude running towards our house
>its the fucking guy who I bought the piece from
>he demands I give it back
>initiates trade no matter how many times I click no
>guild leader locks house to outsiders
>I walk into the house
>leader tells me he is fuming outside and is threatening to call GMs
>I send him a tell just telling him to learn from his mistake and I am sorry he didn't make the profit he should have otherwise gotten
>he tells me to go kill myself
>report him to GMs
>never see him again
Lies.
based kodomo no jikan hype poster
Lilys will be removed and replaced with a Lilly pet that does lewd things to you on the battlefield, which gives you healing buffs
Incorrect. That's the same useless Minfillia it always was. She was sent to the 1st in order to stop the flood of light, it obviously didn't work because she's a useless sack of shit and we are going there to help her. Reasons for her being a loli remain unknown, however.
GREASED LIGHTNING FOUR GREASED LIGHTNING FOUR GREASED LIGHTNING FOUR FUCKING GREWASED LIGHTNING FOUR FUCK YOU YOSHI FUCK YOU WHERE IS MY GREASED LIGHTNING BRING IT BACK FUCKING FAGGOT NIP JAP SHIT COCKSUCKING CASH SHOP TRANNY CASUAL PANDERING SHITTER SHIT SHITFACE JAP CHINK FAGGOT
You'll be doing it as Zenos in roleplaying instances :^)
hydaelyn is a lolicon
I'd steal all the minfilia lolis even if it meant each and edestroy every shard
>Zenos roleplaying sections are a Musou tier slaughterfest
I heard it was a mistranslation, apparently, its not going to be easier, he said the split between regen healer and shield healer is too wonky to balance so they will be adjusting it.
I could be wrong, but that sounds more likely, because I don't actually know how you could make WHM easier than it already is
Unironically what the fuck did he mean by this
>Benediction becomes a role action
>Thin Air becomes a role action
>Secret of the Lily III: Cure I on crit has 5% chance to grant WHM effects of Largesse for 10 seconds
>Stone V: 290 potency GCD that creates 2 stone blocks rather than 1
quit overhyping yourself bro, this is why you get disappointed
based lies poster
>with a body-hopping mechanic
>take over gunblade-wielding centurions, various types of conscripts, biomechanical horrors like Grynewaht, and fist-fighting resonants like in Castrum Abania
I want to at least see how the jobs get fucked before I let the doom set in completely
"...But first, we need to talk about parallel universes."
how do we solve the Lala problem
Hard mashing
As an authority on the subject: there isn't a guildmom alive who wouldn't play a Hrothgal.
The image of a lioness protecting her cubs is too evocative to ignore.
Headpats
Fuck them all and bulge their stomach so many times they die with slobbered ahegao
why doesn't gladiator start with a shield? I had to tell someone to go buy one
If you think about it, mmo are post-scarcity worlds so they're basically real life with something like basic income. Daily and incidental expenses are nonexistent since your character doesn't eat or sleep, the only thing you pay for is teleports and repairs, and everything beyond that is a luxury. It's almost like when money stops being a concern, other factors like social capital (doing it for le memes) come to the front. This frightens the jew.
WHM, including all 10 Role Actions, has the least amount of buttons out of all the jobs, and barely any procs.
Don't you get one from their level 5 quest. It's not like it matters at such low levels anyway.
I hope that Blufever continues to fuck with Mr Happy until the end of the games lifespan.
DPS stance
Give me shota bunny boys or give me death!
why do girls think it's cute to obtain diseases?
Gladiator is a gladiator, not a paladin/knight. Basically you're a hobo fighter.
Someone explain all the references in here, I'm missing like 1/3 of them.
death it is
What bot are you using can you explain it to me? I just wanna use a fishing bot to level to 70 dude.
go kill yourself then tranny
>dude crack lmao
literally what did mr happy even do
can someone explain why everyone hates him
This image immediately came to my head.
>Crystal Tower
>First Shard
>G'raha Tia
>Varis's dumb evil smile from the latest patch
>Bara cats
>Fray coming back
>Stripper slut in the trailer
>Jabba = fat cats in the trailer
>SMN is getting Phoenix
>MCH is getting Edgar's drill and chainsaw
>DNC ranged dps with chakrams
>Mr Crappy SEETHING
now that it's over, what was your favorite moment of Stormblood?
>mfw the camera cut to Nero suited up in his ARR armor in Omega
Just be a huge faggot in general, a redditor, making shitty 10 minute guides that can be condensed into 2 minutes.
there are std chasers irl
Skip soar.
Will dancer kill mch?
i dont get what solus is doing in the pic
Can't kill whats already dead user.
No MCH is gonna be boosted to top DPS again and DNC will get the shaft after everyone finishes and comes out of the raid
Can't kill what's already dead.
Just being himself. We already know he went to visit the First last patch so he's probably going to be our main villain for the expansion.
isn't MCH already dead?
He's a smug annoying prick that shills for S-E because they give him press credentials. Beforehand he would shit talk them when talking about FFXI for example, but there were other instances as well with XIV.
Since then he made a bunch of bullshit predictions and even tried to get his fanbase to go after Blufever for leaking things. Even had the gall to say after BLU was officially announced that, "No one saw this coming" or getting aggressively pissed off about the leaks happening in the first place (Because it lowered his views for speculation vids).
He's basically a little shithead
When ShB releases and the servers shit themselves, how long do you guys think it will take for things to die down? I don't want to experience raubahn ex or dumb server issues again, but I have been thinking about resubbing for ShB.
>catshit tank with tia in name
Welp no dungeons for 30 min
MCH has been worthless for 2 years
everyone is saying that Dancer is going to become the new support DPS to compliment Bard while Machinist turns into a raw DPS like SAM/BLM.
the datacenter expansion coming up is to prevent this from happening. even if the servers do shit themselves, it should be less severe than HW/SB that had less datacenters to split the load.
based
For no reason whatsoever. Somebody on reddit or in balance said that and everybody are like "yep makes sense" even though we know nothing about the changes yet.
post some good RDM glams please...
>yfw nin finally gets that shadow clone jutsu skill
I highly doubt that MCH will be anything other than support, it might have higher raw dps but contribute less overall support buffs
its probably going to remain shit, they did a great job with it in HW (minus hypercharge being shit at first, but that was fixed in 3.2) and they had a solid foundation to build on, then they fucked it because gauges
I hope that turns out to be the case because SAM and BLM are fun to play as despite the meta so MCH would become fun as well.
all Range DPS are supports m8, you aren't getting black mage with a gun so just let it go.
>That literal nigger mage all the way on the left
I laugh every time I realize bitch has no goddamn face
they literally said its a buffing range dps
>all Range DPS are supports m8
BLM isn't.
>everyone
>I main tank
Caster DPS != Range DPS
>I off tank
On the topic of MCH, I think it's going to get a few cast skills seeing as both BRD and DNC have a few. Chances are Flamethrower and the speculated chainsaw skill will be.
Yeah after their crying she said herself that she will see to the first and leave the ascian problems to us. That being said she also said that she couldn't promise anything. I still wonder what the fuck went wrong tho.
>I main DPS
this guy looks like my friend and he offtanked kek (our main tank was an obese landwhale)
all subject to change with the combat revamp. like for all we know they turn main tanking and off tanking into dedicated things in-game for tanks. the devs strongly hint this in interviews.
>For no reason whatsoever
It makes sense, since they said DNC will have group support, and there's no reason to think they'll completely gut BRD's support, so if they had two braincells to rub together making MCH more focused on raw dps with little to no support would probably seem like a better idea than having three fucking jobs fighting over the ranged support slot
Selfish DPS will all be getting some form of utility to offer parties and raids. So now there is less reason to just punt people playing classes you personally dont like.
>what went wrong
we trusted her. She has no interest or intent on 'saving' the First
looks based and high-test to me
>Doing Nabriales trial
>Wipe a few times
>Someone tells the tanks how to do the fight
>Tank from Balmung: "I'm the off tank"
>Never said anything about being an off tank until that moment
It's like as soon as they got criticized they used being an off tank as an excuse.
If they get a chainsaw it will probably be like RDM's melee skills.
it looks like they removed TP gauges so they could flesh out the job gauges more. wonder how hard this will affect jobs.
Just put all of the "utility" skills like Contagion, Battle Litany, and Trick Attack into the cross role actions.
That way, every melee could use Shadewalker, every ranged could use Foe's, every caster could use Devotion, etc.
would be nice to have a chainsaw gun
Nabriales do settle down
kino dungeon boss fight, probably the only kino leveling dungeon in Shitblood
Black rose
Cocks
pic rel will be the first to do it.
>IIII
isn't that the stupid garlean roe from the stormblood msq
keep muh dudebro out muh weebtrash
Hopefully they put firestarter and thundercloud on the BLM gauge finally
tally marks
I main WAR but I'm thinking about committing to WHM for Shad... idk. I hate not being the tank in dungeons and shit.
that's not that one guy with the nigger cat and yshtola
I've been asking for Ruin IV proc to show up on the job gauge for almost 3 years now.
The official MCH theme as of 5.0
youtube.com
maytoya cat confirmed
>that guy in FC that only logs onto voice on Discord to rip huge farts
>he's a purple parse on just about everything
Best way to warm up the onaholes, yup.
And then everyone clapped
According to the Zodiac Weapon storyline a full two years pass between you approaching Gerolt for the first time and completing your Zodiac Weapon Zeta.
Don't worry lesser races. I'm going to the first to teach the dwarves their true birthright and we're going to cleanse the world. Remember, you won't have problems if your dead.
Merge Abyssal Drain and Unleash into one skill, so the result would be to up Unleash's potency and give it health drain.
>tank opens with provoke
>continues to use it during a boss fight when no one's even taking aggro from him
based, fuck crafter entitled autists, they're quite literally jews
it's fun to press oGCDs. low level shit is so boring that I have to throw in a emote inbetween the 2.5s GCD to feel engaged.
Alisaie is weeb's first waifu tier.
Have they shown any new emotes for shb yet? They are all going to be on mogstation aren't they.
Event summer yukata/kimono w/e with pleated skirt dyed red. Search the auction house for lv 1 clothing.
you've already seen gunbreaker and dancers /bpose & /vpose
Obviously user
Except that's literally Yugiri you retarded weeaboo
Would it be wise to resub now for the new expansion? Unironically, playable Ronso are going to bring me back and I’m looking forward to the main story. Haven’t played since the launch of SB, fucking hated it.
No that title belongs to Y'shtola. Anyway the true best girls are the primals.
God no, wait until it launches unless you want to do the XV event that drops soon.
Depends on how fast you are. It takes 7 weeks for a full set of welfare gear nowadays so you could wait another month or so.
you still gotta catch up to be able to do the new expansion
how can one post have this little self awareness
Story doesn't get any better, so you have nothing to look forward to in that regard, hell, it gets arguably worse in some aspects. But you'll easily wrap it all up in a month worth of sub time so you'll be ready for ShB if you resub.
Shut up tranny bitch
You can just buy the equivalent of welfare gear with no gating now that augmented crafted exists. Also they doubled tome cap so it takes like 5 weeks if you for some reason insist on literally only using tome gear.
All objectively ugly
Actual autism
Any lore-friendly suncat guy will be named Tia
>jews crying about outjewed
everytime
girl with a dick
HYDAELYN LIED PEOPLE DIED
SHE WAS NOT GOING TO SAVE THE FIRST
THE GODDESS OF LIGHT HAS NO BUSINESS REMOVING THE LIGHT
THE ONLY PATH TO FREEDOM IS TO DESTROY BOTH GODS
LET THE ERA OF MAN COME ABOUT
April is the XV event if you care about that
Go to bed Varis
who cares poorfags? I just want it out of my inventory. I already have hundreds of millions of gil.
I wanna fuck a catgirl
why would he bother grinding tomes when the expansion will invalidate that gear
You will be missing out on making friends for SHB with the cross world visit feature
>Implying that it's possible to make friends outside of an FC
The cliques in this game are impenetrable.
I don't sell much but I stay to my small niche market. However when someone comes and undercuts by 1 gil along with flooding the supply, you bet my ass I"m tanking the prices.
Fuck off, I'm the only one that gets to profit off this specific item.
I'm sorry that you play on a bad community server.
No, that's just your autism. Speak up bud!:)
>hurr people waste their time undercutting like a fucking gil every three minutes
sorry I have other shit to do then waste time nickle and dimeing you till it reaches where i would have set it anyway.
this, when I fill a niche, its mine to exploit and I can kill it if people try and muscle in on it
its just good business
what level does machinist start to get bad?
30
30.
Start? Never. Hint: it's always bad entirely.
30
when it gets Gauss Barrel. before then its bard with more rng procs
30
30
>Become what you must
Become the market Crasher
I'm gonna go with 30.
I was having fun until I realized, at level 70, how much effort I'd actually have to put into something I was pretty prone to fucking up.
>HW MCH will never come back
Hold me bros
are you ready?
thebalanceffxiv.com
>Immediately jumping on a romance idea instead of wanting to make a new friend
She might have a friend she plays with that she can introduce you to user.
Any odin bros I can nab a ls or fc invite from? New to the game"Izzy dot"
No your flamethrower is still hot I'll get burned
Hopefully Dancer is good enough that it doubles the bitching about Machinist and makes SE finally unfuck it.
why do people hate FF XIV? I always get bullied on Yea Forums if i mention it as an example of a popular mmo.
Wait loliphilia looks like THAT?
>EU
I'm so sorry.
MMO haters convinced WoW is the only "popular" MMO, and WoW shills convinced no other MMO can be popular.
zoomers and late millennials hate MMOs.
lmao look at this faggot talking about XIV kill yourself
she had to throw in her husband because you probably looked thirty af at that point
I wanna cum in him while his sister watches.
What happened to samurai? I haven't seen a samurai player in forever, do they even still exist?
>NIN tank becomes a thing
>Chaos becomes frog containment zone
>Worlds with highest numbers of good players are moved to Light
All is right with the world.
What? SAM and RDM are the most played jobs.
>top tier parses in massive numbers
they are all over the place now dude.
this is barely an mmo.
heh, we're right behind you.
lol you got cucked
>ERP and tranny getting contained in NA
>All the frogs are being contained and one half with the Germans being put in the other
I can hear birds singing in the distance.
here's your primal, bro
Being new, can anyone explain what the deal with this is?
hope you don't need to upgrade bros
Where did you get this picture of me?
twitter.com
why are trannies jealous of biological women enough to start a smear campaign?
Is $30 for Stormblood a good deal for NA?
The reins of history back in the hands of man!
Does anyone know any good Bots to use in this game?
Wait for ShB and you'll get it for free.
normally i'd say it's alright but with shadowbringers 3 months down the line, probably not
Jet li outfit when?
It's black mage but without the memes and less dps.
>good players will just play blackest of mages
>bad players will play sam and get ridiculed behind their back
unironically saw party finder with "no sam" yesterday in the description for O12S.
send help, my server is getting merged with THE erp server balmung right as furshit race is coming out. Fags are also starting to join in numbers, starting to get really annoying .
So what am I suppose to do during my 30 days of free time that I got from Twitch?
Play it?
You underestimate how long it takes to even reach Heavensward.
just play, the first 50 levels feel like they take forever anyways.
Well, play the game for now and level up and finish the story of the first part of the game that you got. Spring sales should be starting around now for gmg, steam, and other platforms. I imagine those SB keys will go on sale soonish
ok which one of you did this
When Shadowbringers releases, you'll get Heavensward and Stormblood for free with it. Just play through ARR until then, level some other jobs and play stuff like Crystal Tower (which is now relevant to the plot).
It will take you at least 2-3 weeks to get through ARR completely. If you desperately want HW/SB then get them, but just know you're gonna have to drop another $40 in June/July.
SHE IS LITERALLY THE PLANET
IF SHE DIES EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
>ywn enjoy HW opening burst on MCH ever again
it was fun while it lasted I suppose...
How does that work, if I buy the expansion now, will I get HS and SB once ShB is out and only when it's out? Or do I have to wait to buy it until it's actually out and bundled with the previous expacs?
Gamestop was selling it for $10 but they sold out.
For what it's worth, Praetorium is a joke because everyone goes into that with Augmented Ironworks gear. That shit was a nightmare on release. We used to be able to skip the cutscenes, but you can thank shitty mentors taking their impatience out on the Sprouts for losing that.
SAY MY NAME!
BUY MY GAME!
That was on the front page of reddit recently so I assume every basic bitch went to copy it
Yes. You'll only get them when Shadowbringers is out. It's dumb but that's how it works.
I was hoping for a free alternative. Is this a subscription model?
If you buy Stormblood, you also get Heavensward and get to play now.
If you preorder/buy Shadowbringers, it will come with Stormblood and Heavensward but you'll only be able to play them after Shadowbringers comes out, which will be 28th of June.
>"hey user, I followed you here."
>"It's not because I like you or anything, I just..."
>want you to buy my game"
She's as much the planet as Zodiark is, as they were the same entity at one point.
free bots are malware or garbage