>Kill one giant enemy
>Achievement unlocked: The Bigger They Are...
>Kill five giant enemies
>Achievement unlocked: The Harder They Fall
Kill one giant enemy
Oliver Wilson
John Evans
>complete tutorial
>Achievement Unlocked: Baby Steps
Nathan Harris
>enemy giant kill one
>The unlocked: achievement are the bigger
>Five giant enemies kill
>They unlocked: achievement the harder fall
Wyatt Lopez
>Mission involves stopping a big drill
>Achievement unlocked: This is Not a Drill
Joseph Morris
I wish the April fools joke is nuking Pepe and wojak posters
Jason Wood
Lanklets on suicide watch. Why are tall people so insecure?
Alexander Sullivan
>mission involves retrieving metal
>underwater, in a wreck or cave
>achievement unlocked: it Zincs!
this is one of my own creation. enjoy
Lucas Gutierrez
hey, we already got elevated cancer risk because we got more cells in our bodies, pls no bulli
Joseph Reyes
We all wish...
Lincoln Walker
>elevated
HAH.
Aaron Torres
>Achievement unlocked: Out of the frying pan...
>Achievement unlocked: ...Into the fire
Mason Rivera
>Achievement Unlocked: Now you see me...
>Achievement Unlocked: Now you dont.
John Anderson
Lmao
Hunter Baker
>Kill insect queen boss
>Achievement Unlocked: To Bee…
>Clear hive
>Achievement Unlocked: Or not to Bee
Isaac Young
>Kill Knight
>Achievement Unlocked: Sleepless Knights
>Kill Paladin Boss
>Achievement Unlocked: Knightmares
Ayden Lewis
>kill one epic enemy
>Achievement unlocked: party rockers in the hou
>destroy the illegitimate state of Israel
>Achievement unlocked: se tonight
Sebastian Wilson
>"Hello World"
Adrian Ramirez
"Learning the ropes"
Austin Peterson
>Fight a Pyromaniac boss in a school
>Achievement Unlocked: Thousands of degrees.
Carter Morgan
now this is based and epic
Logan Russell
> Achievement unlocked: Making Racists Afraid Again
Jordan Carter
If you unlock this in Zimbabwe it'll be epic yes?
Owen Phillips
rhodesia*
Leo Howard
>kill 100 enemies with grenades
>Achievement Unlocked: It's Raining Men!
Leo Morris
should niggers worship the Dutch like gods though? without them they would still be in shitfuckistan
Liam King
>complete the game on hard
>Achievement Unlocked: Completed Hard
>...
Carson Russell
that's the game dev replying ''fuck you too'' for shooting down their beautiful word jokes.
Xavier Price
>KILL BAD BOY CHEEBMENT UNLOCK: YOU GO
>KILL MORE BAD BOY CHEEBO UNLOCK: JAIL TIME!
Dominic Sanchez
>Run over 20 people with your car
>Achievement Unlocked: Tired?
these funny names need more usage!
Jeremiah Richardson
>Kill one black enemy
>Achievement unlocked: The Nigger They Are...
Charles Davis
>Win all cups with the Mii-Driver
>Achievment unlocked: It's a Mii...
>Win all cups with Mario
>Achievement unlocked: Mario