ITT: Your reaction when he somehow stumbles his way through the democratic primaries

>gets blocked in congress
>executive order banning all beginner's traps
detractorcrats btfo

*obligatory skyrim copy as a human obligation paid from own pocket

>50 people die
the horror

>dps giving a reason to invade another country
BASED

So all his fans?

>opposite party ad
>"phil said he is going to deliver a better economy, but he can't even deliver a copy of final fantasy with a disc"

Given the state of things I could see it. Phil forces his way into the debates by having his retarded orbiters petition the DCCC to allow it, then all he does is call everyone else stupid and says how great he is and how he'll make the internet free for everybody. With the promise of a national fiber optic municipal free wifi program Phil narrowly wins a majority of the delegates while the other four candidates divide themselves. In the general he shits on Trump by promising to unban bumpstocks and machine guns, winning the entire south and the election.

Better question is what would Vice President Warden do.

ITS TEVIN'S FAULT

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>free
Buddy, Todd will make Skyrim ownership mandatory and not having it would be a criminal offense.

fucking shit tier windows interface not uploading my image

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Is this the birth of a new epic meme?

>phil shits on canada
>prime minister boivin crazy talks the USA into losing

I'd watch that shit

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YONG GONG 2018

He will outlaw lootboxes and other "anti-consumer" practices, but you will have to pay Yong $1000 to his Patreon each month.

You just know he'd somehow win, too. If there's anything DSP has, it's both dumb luck, and a willingness to do the wrong thing over and over until it somehow works.

>DSP
>Democrat

WAT? I'm not anti-republican, but it seems the saltiest of nutjobs are firmly planted there.

Who would be the republican E-Celeb candidate?

Make me
DSP is ancap as fuck. I would vote for him

Spread wide

Radiant job creation.

Blair White

DPS is begging socialist

DSP is basically the ultimate idiot savant

so you mean you're also retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=LCem6NODqlk

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Ben "My jewish wife is a doctor" Shapiro
Dave "Phones will replace regulations" Rubin

He doesn't pay taxes.
He has his own business.
He doesn't want to violate TOS.
Shits on every platform that uses bots instead of people to resolve problems.
Had properties.

How so? Idiot Savant implies you got a boon/talent.

t. actual idiot savant NEET here.

>HAHA WOW, YOU MEAN I CAN'T JUST FIX THE ECONOMY? FUCK THIS DUDE
>I'M TRYING TO SIGN LAWS! I'M TRYING HAHAHA
>IMPEACHED? FUCK THIS I QUIT

but they violated the NAP!

Who sure my man some reddit tier video proved me wrong. I hope you understand that having no means of self defense in ancap society is quite silly

>implying DSP isn't a Stalinist type leader
>implying he won't murderhobo everyone a threat to him

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manlets get diplomatic immunity on rape for reasons of compassion

Neckbeardia is a Yea Forums youtuber you scrub. Now go back to furiously type on that keyboard that has safety standards so it won't harm your computer, and your computer that won't surge and kill you because of the same safety standards.

>means of self defense
Doesn't matter, your individual enclaves of armed Ancapfags won't stand a chance against an organized army who will in turn impose their political system on your dumb asses after easily conquering you.

>Yea Forums youtuber
So that's the power of zoomers
All power will be in hands of big corporations like it is today. Nothing will really change. They wouldn't need any proxy muppets to control people that's for sure

even less cataclysmic scenarios already suck dick, imagine wanting a new TV, but there is no safety or quality assurance, nor is there very basic copyright (nu-copyright is far too much, but we need a bit of it) how are you going ot verify your new TV is safe and not a bootleg you overpaid for?

this, the only acceptable systme is Cybercracy, that means, we turn on the singularity and let it roam free to wherever it wants. we'd have a AI-god that isn't a lazy bastard and who will actually fix things.

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE GOT MORE DELEGATES THAN ME
THIS FUCKING THING IS RIGGED DUDE, TOTALLY UNFAIR
DONATE TO MY SUPERPAC SO I CAN STILL WIN PLEASE

The same you way you do today: by finding another seller and comparing a price
I agree. The problem is it's a jew-less society without goys which won't benefit some people

You see it’s free but you have to pay a monthly Skyrim tax or get sent to prison

How high would his platform be?

Yeah,but for pure profit, dirty tricks work the best and what's stopping from a dirty multinational from undermining competition by means that are now illegal?

I'm curious what an AI will do about jew,s I think it'll attack threats to it's existance first. so Islam bye-bye?

Happy so long as he gets assassinated.

Anons, you better trust me.

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with your history Todd? I'll stand infront your gun for my safety.

I was watching one of his streams and he kept harping that it wasn't a bald spot it was because of his fucking headphones and the part in his hair so he went and "brushed his hair" but he actually sprayed on some color and you could tell it was that spray on shit. It was hilarious.

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Bugged diplomacy mechanics.

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There is a proven sociological concept: if no one trust each other it's very beneficial to create a proper trust relationships and vice verse. First concept works in prison where people start to cooperate to do something more beneficial for them and the second part works in Europe where people trust each other and muzzies use it to rob them.

Depends on how we train such AI. In an ideal world it shouldn't ignore any relationship that could lead to corruption.

> assumed office january 2020
>10 months before the election
Retarded e-celeb consumers.

>implying US missile shields can't stop a missile that's 50 years delayed tech wise. The reason we didn't nuke them yet is because they hold South Korea hostage. The distance is far too short to stop here. Howeve,r Phil would be responsible for millions of deaths.

an singularity trains itself, it uses information to not only learn, but to also increase it's methods of learning. You'll get an exponentially growing AI that becomes godlike within a day. It's a wildcard but one that's worth it imo. You are correct that every society is built on trust, but wouldn't the ebul multinational just build the bare minimum?

>Imagine taking a meme this seriously

No one invite you to parties you friendless cuck

not vide ogames