Will David Cage ever admit it?

Incel

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Wearing beanie inside served her right.

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looking a lot like clint howard

This is shopped, right?

Yeah but not far off

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could this be modded to look more like when she was cute? i mean nobody wants to see this ellen

If only Chris Pratt never went to church

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True
youtube.com/watch?v=ec12JKkrhOo

what the fuck has to happen to you? And I liked her when that game came out on youtube.

First of all, she needs to eat a few sandwiches. She's lost so much weight, it's unhealthy. It's visible on her hair, her skin, she is literally stretched so thin, she's making Eugenia Cooney look like a landwhale.

You think it's an eating disorder, illness or just her aging?

I'm afraid of getting old bros.

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Why do (((these people))) always end up looking so fucking miserable?

aging and no makeup

>no makeup
Are you fucking blind?

exercise. everyday. seriously.

If you are a guy, you shouldn't be.

is she young here? i just see the bad new ellen

juggles better than she acts

>You'll never cum inside of Ellen, then her gf then Ellen agian.

Life is suffering.

Lesbian

Lifestyle choices mostly. That includes food, too. Probably pills or whatever she's on and sleep/drink.

There's plenty of makeup there, brother. And aging is way too drastic to be doing that to her, alone.A 32 year old woman should not look like that, due to age alone.

ACT

a life lived full of hate, an unhealthy vegan diet, and "feminist" self-maintenance practices (read: almost none)

That his entire studio fapped in unison to her naked model? No, he never will.

I forgot to take drugs into consideration, meanwhile I lumped stress in with aging. I can't remember the last credit she had before Umbrella academy but I'm sure being out of big roles for so long put her in a funk.

You know the rule. Post the budes

Just keep fucking high schoolers you’ll feel better in no time

elaborate

BIGGER

*just you... And ii... *

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Looks like that one "You retard" Gohan pic

act

make lesbians hetero again

>She's 32
I'm 34 and I look 10 years younger than her.

cute face, nothing else

What a fag

>You will never go back in time, become Ellen's bf, save her from vegan dyke feminism, marry her and have kids with her
It's not fucking fair, why do the Jews have to ruin everything I ever loved?

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Ellen has always been a dyke and she probably wouldn't have dated you anyway, loser.

Neither of them look into it.

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>Ellenfags are real

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I might be a loser but at least I'm fit.

They're married tranny

This is so sad, I want her precious, cute looking face back.

Impressive

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Wtf happened here?

It's fucking Tommy Wiseau

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Start exercising, and eating properly. Give up bad habits and sugar as best you can. You can redeem yourself, but not if you keep making excuses. Oh, and don't worry, we still love you.

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They teach that in gym here. It's a pretty common skill in halifax.

Damn I didn't know Code Lyoko had a live action version

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Fug

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James was never cool

I remember meeting someone who looked bad in the same way Page here does. I think it's mostly the skin and hair in which you can see it. The person I met was extremely stressed out and depressed, so it might be mental problems.

>teenager
>already has wrinkles
the state of western cunts

Hey, a fellow maritimer

Yeah, I went to school just outside of the city and it was a unit every year in gym.

I also remember thinking it was so cool that an actor from Halifax was making it in the movies.

why'd she have to become so ugly, user?

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Not taking care of yourself and makeup vs no makeup.

A C T
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It's called "smiling" you autistic, fuck.

So I wasn't dreaming when I remembered Ellen Page being cute when I first saw her in X-Men

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Leftism gives you aids

She's the girlfriend Yea Forums never had in high school.

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>tfw ellen will never be a cute tomboy again

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>in order to avoid getting old, waste your youth on denying yourself pleasure

what a backwards counter-productive logic

t. Fatfuck

I married my girlfriend though, dipshit

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Just a reminder a vast majority of white middle and upper class females are alcoholics (>le epic box wine and Netflix night!)

And they are on some sort of neurochemical prescription medication (likely xanax)

being fit is a pleasure on its own, multiple times better than not being fit
once you get into it, squats feel better than cumming

>exercising and eating properly is denying yourself pleasure

>marriage
That's a big yikes from me, fella.

>literally married to herself
Damn.

That's what I call meta.

>tfw can't get into it

I've never managed more than a week in the routine. I'll forever be a skinny lanklet with no motivation.

it's not true i did not hit her, it's bullshit! I did not.

For (you)

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There it is.

JASON

>Exercising is wasting your youth
No wonder America is going to shit.

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post her ass and let us r8 her fag

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Was it kino?

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Bet Cage forced a poor intern to animate porn of her

based

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I've never played any of his games. I think I watch Aris play one of them. Was entertaining.

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women age like milk. what else in new. On a downwards spiral already at 19.

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Excellent.

How did anyone find this ugly dyke with a man-jaw attractive?

>spending hours of your peak life in order to make your bottom life a bit less bottom

lol

she hit the wall HARD

Can't bruise the Cruise.

Well, yeah. Exercising is boring as shit and consumes time that could be used for anything else. Eating properly involves denying yourself a lot of the tastiest foods.

Not drinking or smoking go a long way.

Jesus lord what the fuck happened?

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When you workout you feel better for the rest of the day. Just one hour a day can improve your life drastically. Right now I'm trying to get rid of sugar and starting to eat more real foods. It's worth it man.

feminism, not even once.

I waited for 8 years for the Detroit: Become Human specifically because of Valorie Curry's shower scene. And he didn't fucking include one.

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David Cage is the Dan Schneider of video games.

Just get your legs chirugically cut and stuff your ugly face with mcdonalds for the rest of your life then you useless sack of shit.

ONE IN THE AIR

>Valorie Curry
It's absurd how cute she is.

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lmao bitter gymcel

She's manlier than Chris Pratt, jaw most men only dream of having.

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is there any game that can keep my mind off of getting old. shits scary

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OP here, you're assuming too hard. I'm already old, and have had an incredible youth, but if I plan on living to a rope old age and enjoying life I'd rather not for from relentless amount of health conditions.

I'm sorry you're so upset that someone on the Internet could possibly be happy by living a healthy life, guess I'll just get another breakfast cheeseburger then.

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>"you are assuming too hard"
>that picture
>implying im young
>thinking im upset
>thinking i live on burgers

You are assuming too hard.