No game worth playing

Go shoot guns at the range, hit up tinder with my verified 6'"4" profile for some easy pussy, hit the gym, go fishing.

i do it by shooting myself
doesnt really work more than once though

name a newbie friendly grand strategy pls. tried warhammer 2 and got bored as fuck.

>Go shoot guns at the range
what are you shooting user?

Have sex.

Civilization should be accessible to anyone. Watch a youtube tutorial if you need caught up to speed on the basics. GOG also sells Alpha Centauri, which is basically space CIV if you like older games

Get better taste

Sekiro is shit faggot

The curse of choice is a bitch user.
I have the same issues.

This, replay an old favorite or look for an older game that might interest you

(You)

Go emulate Okami, FF12, FF10, SMT; Nocturne, Xenoblade, MGS Series. DMC3

Check out things from Russian fags such as King's Bounty, fan games such as Pokémon Reborn or Clover.

Tales of Maj'Eyal #1 roguelike. How about some old flash style games? Epic Battle Fantasy 3-4-5.
Xcom, Dungeon of the Endless, Dominions 5, Tangledeep, Slay the Spire, Thea the Awakening, Alan Wake, Braid, Hyper Light Drifter, Guilty Gear ACC+R, Impossible Creatures, Jets n' Guns Gold, Overdungeon, Tomb Raider, War for the Overworld.

How about some fucking Battle Toads or Lylat Wars? The games are out there only your perspective has been changed due to the sea of rehashed shit that's all the same and seeking $$$ instead of simply being made out of passion.

i

by most of the time fantasizing about playing them instead of actually doing it. sometimes i fantasize about remaking existing games but more fun too but am too lazy for an endeavour like that

wait ... Fags made kings bounty?
arent fags prohibited in russia ?
i bet you lie

Have sex.

Same problem but I play single player games in small increments of ~20 mins then mostly focus on f2p trash because online multiplayer is too addictive to ever go back.

Yeah sure its better than playing some vidya at home

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>lie down to sleep
>get super motivated to get through a game on my backlog and do all kinds of shit
>but it's too late to actually do any of it and still sleep
>wake up without the motivation to do anything
anyone else

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I play TF2

me when i get home from work

play civ 4. a literal retard could beat the game playing as the dutch.

>How do you deal with this feel?
start with the greeks

>lie down to sleep
>cant because i have insomnia since months
>wake up
>no energy to play or do anything else

play games anyways

Hey Faggots,
My name is Hideo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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If I send him on a mission will he die?

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