What's the racket up here son?

maybe don't look like a girl, tranny

>Play Monkey Ball with parents
>Pick Mimi
>Don't tell them she has the best stats
>Wonder why they keep losing

because she has chainsaws on her hands and her head is an explosive device

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Yes, father. Yes I am. Oh don't give me that look father, we both know that isn't the issue here. You see me, here, with my video game and dream of your lost youth. Mother isn't giving you the attention she once did, isn't that right? Well you can hardly blame her. Nobody likes a beer gut. Can you even get it up anymore? Has the alcohol rendered it useless? It'll be okay, don't fret. I can give her what she needs. In fact, I already have. A fair few times I admit. She quite enjoyed riding a real man for once. Do you think she had a thought to spare on my choice in entertainment? I doubt it, far too busy showing me what you used to enjoy. She still has her youth, her drive, her lust. And its all mine. You are a weak man, father. Why am I telling you all this? Well, what are you going to do about it? Leave? Perhaps jump back on the dating scene? Lets not kid anyone here, you couldn't find a date in this day and age. You're old, out dated. Irrelevant. No, the best you can hope for it a comfortable home and a can of beer in your hand. Now begone from my room. Oh, and fetch mother will you?

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My father is dead...

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lol

F

The fuck are you on about?

BASED

Just tell him the main character is a girl and there wasn't a choice, even if that's a lie. How would he know?

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You wish you had the balls to talk to anyone like that.

kek

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"Dad what the fuck are you doing in my house again, I'm not giving you any drug money, go back to mom."

Just ask him "Would you rather look at a guys ass or a girls ass for a next few hours?"

holy fucking based

>Lying to your dad
That's even more degenerate than playing as a girl.

BASED and REDPILLED

Absolutely fucking based

Dad walked out on tenth birthday, but with my mom it'd go something like this
>"Oh user, I see you're playing a game with sexy girls. Hey, at least you're not a retard who likes fat chicks." And then tease me about it until she leaves.

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>And then tease me about it until she leaves.
>Not answering "But mom, those girls aren't sexy. You are!"

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She's really not attractive to me and incredibly Christian, also fucking nuts. She'd absolutely gut me because she's puritanical as fuck 99.9% of the time except when she's teasing me for some reason.
Doesn't stop all my friends including my lesbian best friend from telling me how hot she is though.

Saved

This is the go-to closet tranny answer.

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First time my dad asked me this he said "damn she has a nice ass" and walked off to get us both some tendies.
Now we both make lewd females in MMOs and trick people into thinking we're girls for loot.

I'm going to be fucking sad when I finally lose him.

>She's really not attractive to me
It's an aquired taste user, try it.
>incredibly Christian
They all say that
>also fucking nuts
Must be wild in bed than!
>Doesn't stop all my friends including my lesbian best friend from telling me how hot she is though.
All your friends can't be wrong!

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>sorry son

Get a load of this shit son, won't even fuck his mom.

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My mother claims to be Christian but has fooled around a lot

Someone post the one where the dad joins.