Yea Forums suddenly hates Bioshock: Infinite

Finally when back to do a platinum play through.
It's fucking shocking how awful the npc's animate and behave in general.
Game is exhausting to play too.

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Wait a minute, that bait...

suddenly

>suddenly

it was always considered to be the worst from the moment it came out

Porn addiction

-I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly

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Such a bad game, every aspect of the game is fucked it's crazy

is there such a thing as a game truly for smart people?

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skyrim. those puzzles had me stumped for weeks

You do realize that this is still one of the few games that actually went full Todd Howard (think TES:Oblivion) on E3 which at least for me had a huge impact on my feeling towards the game, actually didn't pick it up until quite recently when I forgot about that debacle and well it is not in any way a bad game per se it is just very good at being mediocre and considering the promises that were made, I would say awful.

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Yeah. But it depends on what kind of intelligence you want to challenge. You have games like the Zachatronics titles that require pretty solid logical reasoning on one hand, and then games like Pathologic that challenges the language and social intelligence on the other.

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MASSIVE BUTTON PROMPTS APPARENTLY

>suddenly

The other Shock games are fine though

bioshock 2 is the best

personally i prefer Bioshock: new vegas

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Bioshock wasn't that good of a game when it came out. It got stellar opinions from a lot of Yea Forums, but on closer inspection the level design, unused assets, and rushed plot made it a game that didn't age well.
Maybe that's why Yea Forums hates it now. They were duped into thinking it was a perfect game when it was just pretty good.
And everyone knows Yea Forums hates being wrong. Especially if it's Yea Forums saying Yea Forums is wrong.

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>Suddenly
fuck off revisionist

I'd add The Void as well, even if it does approach cumbersome levels of complexity.

WAIT

The fact that stealth or nonviolence only existed in a single throaway section you had to find, and that there were maybe a total of 3 Raven Chests, really spoke to how unfinished the game was.

USELESS!

Based

fpbp. I remember everyone finding it bland and when I finally played it myself I had to agree.

>suddenly

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>historical revisionism

>suddenly

>wait a minute, that card...

Based.

it’s literally always been like that

>Bazinga
>BABABABABABABABA
always makes me laugh my ass off

See? This guy fucking gets it.

I think it's disingenuous that all of these...
...faggots are acting like they weren't right there giving the game hard gay deepthroat fellatio when it first came out, but it's also not true that the game was seen as the best for very long.
It's much more important to hold it up as what it was. An ambitious product that got raped into shoddy rushed narrative and decent mechanics with an ad campaign claiming it to be the second coming of Christ.

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If you are talking about Infinite: no. The game got MASSIVELY shat on by Yea Forums months before it was even released, as the newer promo materials began to show much much has been cut or changed since the E3 demos (looking back at it, I find it FASCINATING that we even believed that could ever be a real game fucking footage, but I guess that was the era where we still had illusions about rapid technological advancement in the industry). The closer it got to release, the more negativity stirred up around here, and by the time it was released, it was met with a few days of "uhhh... what the fuck..." from the last remaining people who hoped it would still be solid, and a massive "WE TOLD YOU IT WAS SHIT" from the majority of users.
The only fucking positive reactions it was getting here on Yea Forums were painfully blatant trolls making obvious bait threads about how people who dislike it "are too stupid to understand quantum mechanics and that is why they dislike it".

He did say he got help from Raimi in writing the script for that video, but I always thought it was a weird crossover

It was never liked because its a bad game you fucking waifufag

no matter how many posts you quote ot doesn't fix how shit the game was and how shit your taste was for liking it even back then

People hated it from day one boomer
>Wait a minute that card

>admitted game was shit
>somehow that means he liked it
Methinks user doth protest too much. Don't tell me you preordered...

Has there been another game so critically acclaimed and commercially successful that was forgotten as quickly as Bioshock Infinite? The porn is the only thing that kept people from being completely forgetting it.

It's the James Cameron's Avatar of games.

Like overwatch, the only thing that ever made it relevant was porn

Why even make a thread like this, what is the point? Is it that fun posting something factually untrue?

Only retarded gaming outlets and redditors were acting like the game was good. I'm sure you're a newfag and you weren't even on Yea Forums to remember that though. There was much fun had at the expense of retards who thought it was deep or revolutionary because everywhere here saw it for what it was - a CoDified unfinished mess.

My theory that saves the game
>If you are dead in another reality you go insane in this one
>In true brilliance the writers and devs acted as if they were insane and built an entire game made by insane people
Bravo

The difference between the critical reception and fan reception was so vast it almost single-handedly caused Gamergate. That's impressive. There's bad, and then there's "caused a few million people to lose faith in games journalism" bad. If it was intentional it would've been brilliant but Ken Levine seems under the delusion he actually made a good game and the critics were right about it.

truly a work of art

Oh no user, you can throw people under the bus all you want...that doesn't mean you're going to brand me as one of the unwashed for your intellectual dishonesty.
I reiterate.
The game was shit.
The development cycle was garbage
Yea Forums Sucked it's cock for a good while because they were not disillusioned until the troll threads started.
I, however, was too busy playing Black Flag to do anything but wank it to Infinite.

>IT WAS ABOUT LE ETHICS IN LE GARMZ JURNALIZSM111!!!
Yeah you have to be underage

>Yea Forums suddenly hates Bioshock: Infinite
>suddenly

Where the fuck were you when the game came out? From what I can tell its pretty much universally disliked since day one for dumbing down everything that made Bioshock fun.

The only good part is the SFM porn.

>killing booker kills every booker/comsotck in every other universe
>conveniently just one comstock has escaped for the Burial At The Sea ™ DLC (Part 1 and part 2)

explain this bioshockbabs?

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Still trying to rewrite history, huh.

>Yea Forums Sucked it's cock for a good while
No, we really didn't
You've never heard "WAIT A MINUTE, THAT CARD"?

>Yea Forums Sucked it's cock for a good while because they were not disillusioned until the troll threads started.
You literally weren't around here at that time, you delusional faggot. I doubt you were even allowed to use computer unsupervized at the time to begin with.

Are you the same retard who thinks Yea Forums loved Other M?

you're disillusioned

>point of the series is making fun of pure ideologies
>The commie nigress is a bloodthirsty maniac in the game
>btw she dindu nuffin, the incest twins told her to go and murder a kid so that liz would intervene and murder her and she gladly accepted for no reason cause she's a good girl

Yea Forums hated it as soon as they downgraded Elizabeth's tits, fuck off back to plebbit

>Suddenly
anyone who had played the first one (even the second) agreed that they dropped the ball

why are you faggots feeding the obvious troll. everyone knows bioshock infinite was shit and good for nothing but fap fodder

>t. Kikeipedia

black women can't never be bad or wrong
women can't never be bad or wrong

Everyone hated it on day one you retard.

proof?

I love wanking over Elizabeth

You haven't seen the image with the guy from red letter media and he has a list of plotholes in infinite over him?

>Burial at Sea Part 2
>Elizabeth gets to travel to yet another Columbia, meaning there's ANOTHER universe where Comstock's doing shit
T-thanks Levine

>Now that the dust has settled,

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Infinite is my 5th favorite game of all time but there isn't really any way to "get" sci fi concepts like parallel universes or alternate timelines or whatever. None of that shit is really proven scientifically, so getting mad at Infinite "violating" quantum mechanics with its inter dimensional travel is about as stupid as getting mad at catgirls for not going into heat every month in FFXIV.

Is it weird that I would unironically crank my wank to an Elizabeth/Rapunzel hybrid character with sexy feet?
God help me.

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I mean you should have known, every single event creates multiple realities. So even going back and killing Booker to stop all the realities just leads to another universe where he never died anyway.

pure pottery

WAIT

It literally doesn't make sense she's like that

A

MINUTE

WHO IS DOING THIS

SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE

To be fair the strange people who play FF XIV might actually like that

>Infinite is my 5th favorite game of all time
WHY

>None of that shit is really proven scientifically, so getting mad at Infinite "violating" quantum mechanics with its inter dimensional travel is about as stupid as getting mad at catgirls for not going into heat every month in FFXIV.
It doesn't break "real physics", it constantly breaks it's own rules.

People turned on this game pretty quickly after it came out.

The story and graphics are nice. Outside of that it’s a pretty bland shooting gallery, and the music is unspeakably bad. I can’t stress how rare it is for a video game to have straight up bad music these days.

>Ken Levine seems under the delusion he actually made a good game and the critics were right about it
I think he knew it was shit. He closed the studio and started a smaller one.

THAT

How old is she?

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>The story and graphics are nice
The story was fucking garbage and the graphics were very poor for the time. It had great art and sound design tho

CARD

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Really? I can believe people liking it, there are a few redeeming qualities. But top 5 of all time?

C A R D
A
R
D R A C

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>If I type what happened in big letters and poor english, that'll mean it wasnt true!!
Hi Jim Sterling

Yeah I meant design, not graphics. My bad.

And by “story”, maybe I meant “world” or “concept”. In any case, those were the things that kept me playing. It sure as shit wasn’t the gameplay.

Fair enough

Someone please tell me this is fucking bait, god damn this board has fallen to fucking shit.

Based

>None of that shit is really proven scientifically, so getting mad at Infinite "violating" quantum mechanics with its inter dimensional trave
First of all, wrong. Second of all, nobody cared about the fact that it isn't scientifically accurate, people were angry because it was fucking STUPID AND MADE SENSE ON NO LEVEL WHAT SO EVER. The entire plot was actually just one fucking giant plothole. The events did not logically follow from one and another, the character arks were non-sensical, the game spewed technobable to justify clearly absurd and illogical steps, and the ending was insulting in how it tried to squeeze emotions through COMPLETELY non-sensical set of contrivances.

The story was garbage and would be completely garbage even if it used magic instead of quantum mechanics and multiverse theory, because the chain of causality was nonsensical and characters garbage.

the real redpill was bioshock was nothing but jewish indoctrination by an actual jew who developed the game.

History is written by the victor. It doesn't matter what's true it only matters what you can prove in court. Wait. Actually scratch that last part. It only matters what I say and please don't look at the proof. That's... sexist or something.

the game was downgraded really bad and left a sour taste in everyones mouth except the journos who had the taste of corporate dick in theirs.

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Biggest disappointment of a game. It's taught me valuable lessons about the industry and buying practices that I won't ever forget.

>Booker gets a random telegram telling him not to pick a specific number
>Picks the number later and doesn't think "oh shit, maybe I should bail"
>booker sees poster that mentions how the false shepard has a AD on the back of his right hand
>Booker has the exact same letters on his right hand
>doesn't think "oh shit, better cover this shit up since it's obviously not a good thing"
Truely, for intelligent gamers like myself.

I think the game might have been more enjoyable from a combat perspective if you could carry more than two guns and if vigors were more like they were in previous games and not really disposable like they were in infinite. The combat just feels too neutered.

I actually played all three games a while ago. In my opinion, the first one is the best, but both Rapture and Colombia are fascinating settings and I enjoyed going through them.

Battleship Bay was one of my favorites.

youtube.com/watch?v=mQheaCpjH0I

>The difference between the critical reception and fan reception was so vast it almost single-handedly caused Gamergate.
>Bioshock infinite
>Released 2013
>Gamergate
>August 2014

Come the fuck on.

I think people only “hate” this game because it’s an okay game that became huge in the zeitgeist. The Avatar comparison is a very good one.

No one would hate this game if it got decent reviews and sold only reasonably well.

No one picked up on the bait but you and the fag that has Infinite as his 5th favourite game of all time. You'd think if you've been here as much as it seems you'd recognize easy bait user

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>None of that shit is really proven scientifically
It’s not that it can’t be done in real life that the story is torn to shreds, it’s that the game doesn’t even follow its own set of rules it makes up as the game progresses.
Also really? Top 5? Have you only played 4 other games?

>The Booker you play as rejected his baptism, cementing him as not becoming Comstock
>Elizabeth drowns him years after the timeline split to prevent Comstock being born
What blithering retard wrote this story? It doesn't even BEGIN to work

Ban all leafs hiro.
Also the game is shit. The puzzles are told to you instead of using your brain for a second and the devs admitted that they had no idea what they were doing with the plot and just wanted people to be confused so they think it is smart.

i thought the game was perfectly adequate, just what you'd expect from the third in a series.

Hivemind af these are the exact same post

I just can't tell these days, we have unironic hourly threads of faggots excited for Gearbox's next trainwreck. I don't know what to believe anymore

But that's fucking bullshit. Rapture had people from all walks of life, it really only mattered what they believed, not what they were. Ryan became an egotist asshole using capitalism and 'The Great Chain' for his own gains, going as far as seizing Fontaine Futuristics when Frank "died". All the while Fontaine used socialism and the 'worker's revolution' to fight Ryan. It's never even mentioned Ryan was jewish, afaik the only character whose past is explored is Tenenbaum, and that's because she started working on the field of genetics because of her time in Auschwitz.

The only reason it got popular and big is because, drum roll

the porn

>suddenly
Uh huh

Hey, I get you user. This place is in an all time low really.

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its a copy pasted reddit comment.

nice kot

define train wreck, try not to be hyperbolic, the first three borderlands are fun, there's a solid chance "3" will be too

Now that the dust has settled

Let me guess, they're fun with friends? Fuck off please.

>5 favourite games
>one for each of his IQ points
ahhh.... pottery

God I am so fucking excited for when this finally hits a million views

>ambitious
What, you mean the regenerating shields? The two weapon limit? Racism is bad message? No really, what?

That's not hard puzzle, that's just shitty game design because the game doesn't explain HOW to look at the back of objects

Oh Im sure Duke Nukem Forever, Alien Marines and Battleborn were all just one off mistakes. Im sure the fact they couldnt even get the trailer to show at a stable framerate during the announcement means nothing.

?

no, solo too. fun weapon mechanics, interesting abilities, varied level design, memorable characters. they also have cool art design.

Cпacибo

I love liz though

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Yeah good point, do gearbox have any projects they can steal funds from to make BL3?
Maybe Randy's kiddy porn lawyer money?

>>Duke Nukem Forever
was doomed from the start
>> Battleborn
died to bad timing and blizzard dickery
>> Aliens
ok this one is just indefensible

That's fucking retarded. You don't know what this board was like before gamergate. Okay, first of all, lots of people liked Bioshock Infinite. The metacritic user scores and steam reviews are all overwhelmingly positive. So your assertion that there was some sort of massive discrepancy there that was a cause for scandal doesn't hold up at all. I will grant you that at least Yea Forums didn't like it. But guess what: it wasn't a shock to anyone. It was business as usual. We hated just about everything and journos liked just about everything. We all joked about "9/10 it's alright - IGN" reviews, or how the rating scale went from 5/10 to 10/10. We all felt like the scores were inflated but who the fuck cared, you just took the reviews with a grain of salt, if you read them at all. It was a completely different atmosphere that your post-gamergate zoomer brain just can't comprehend.

That’s simply not true, my man. I was one of the few who thought it was alright and you couldn’t say anything even to that effect with the amount of shitposting. Yea Forums pretty much hated it, or the minority were VERY vocal. I still think it’s ok

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>I will grant you that at least Yea Forums didn't like it.
Five sentences in, dude.

Disregard that; I suck cocks. Didn’t read your post properly

This is the only thing I think about whenever I see Bioshit Infinite mentioned.

Only retarded underaged summerposters liked Bioshock Infinite in the days of its release.

>Yeah good point, do gearbox have any projects they can steal funds from to make BL3?
Uh... "steal funds from games GEARBOX IS PUBLISHING"? How the fuck does that make any fucking sense you idiot?

I like how people pretend to not like Bioshock Infinite cause others say them so, also because of this meme video with card and 'game for smart gamers'
It's one of the best games ever created.

It really isn't, but judging by your post you're only 14 or so. Don't worry when you're older you'll understand, you're just amazed because you haven't seen these concepts before

Infinite was "Wasted potential due to console limitations: The Game". Also instead of deformed time travel mutants, we got "MUH RACISM". Fuck Ken Levine, he's a hack on the level of Burch and Cliffy B.

Ironically, since Levine didn't work on Bioshock 2, the game has best combat, best characters, best atmosphere, best daughterfu, best everything. That's an objective fact and whoever disagrees is surface dwelling commie.

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She is dead at the end of Burial at Sea 2 btw.

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only good thing that came out of bioshock infinite is the SFM porn
prove me wrong

It happened to many projects, people got fooled by concept arts and imagined their perfect game. Happened to FFXV too.
Its not a bad game by any means.

Have you ever even tried playing Borderlands 1 on singleplayer?

Ah so you're slightly older than 14, still, get some taste and come back

>Wasted potential due to console limitations
Based retard

That's also pretty bad when she doesn't have a dick

lul christ how underaged can you get? Or is that you Randy?
We all know Gearbox used the funds they were supposed to make Colonial Marines with on BL2.

Studio FOW movie is really stunning right? x^D

>Implying they could run the shit they showed in the pre-alpha trailers on the PS3/XBox360 at a stable 30 fps

Yeah please due explain how would you render all those moving buildings, skylines, multiple flying zeppelins and numerous enemies at the same time on 512MB GDDR3 VRAM even at 720p. Go ahead.

Even BioShock 1 had tons of canned content because of console limitations

It's a legitimately inferior game. It's a fun shooter with cool parts but the 2 weapon limit, hilarious upgrade system, and truthfully I only used Crow and Bucking Bronco and sometimes the Tentacle one.

Plus if you aren't immediately aware of the Doctor Who level shit going on right out the gate the ending is gonna suck. It did suck.

yeah, it play's fine for a game of it's vintage, there are issues, but it's not unfun in any way.

this

I wanna fuck her raw and cum inside her.

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>infinite bad
Oh oh.
next thing you niggers will say prequels were bad, typical how low iq mongs can't appreciate a good idea.

I don't know what that means, but the entire gameplay and loot system is designed around a party. Playing solo is complete shit.

imagine the smell

you think you want that, but that's just your instinctive evolutionary reaction

>deformed time travel mutants
wut?

are you really so retarded that you think all the thousands of pinups and animations of elizabeth sfm porn are all made by studiofow?

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what about it

BRAAAPPPPPP
My Oh MY that was one beautiful fart m'lady
*SNNNNNNNNNIiiiiiiiiiiFFFfffffff*
OOOOO THE SMELLLL

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>suddenly
You have to go back

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Reminder that all you crappy shitposters opened the door for niggers with absolutely 0 taste like to browse Yea Forums.

>suddenly
Bioshock infinite was shitposted to death from the day it released, right alongside The Last of Us

youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

>falling for obvious bait
did you even read this thread

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I prefer selfcest

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first time I've seen that video

based newfag

why is she eating guacamole ice cream?

That's so fucking wrong HOLY shit. People liked the FIRST TRAILER. By the time the half-assed game was actually out, Yea Forums had been tearing into it for MONTHS you retard.

STOP CONFUSING V WITH REDDIT JUST BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU WERE WHEN INFINITE CAME OUT.

If anything, Yea Forums have gotten WAY less hostile to both infinite and Skyrim than they were at launch, likely due to Reddit influx

>> the entire gameplay and loot system is designed around a party. Playing solo is complete shit.

it's not though.

I love watching her rim dogs' assholes

Pick your favourite Liz

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>Attributing to people quotes they didn't say
>reading comprehension

You know it's possible to literally just see the post you replied to?

read the thread

Bioshock Infinite has an entirely static environment. The are no objects with physics.

How is it not? You can tell you're wrong just by how respawns of the mobs and respawns of the pc work.

That's just so fucking wrong on every level. The reception to Bioshock infinite was GOD FUCKING AWFUL because it's everything people have begun to hate about shooters since ~2010. Regenerating health, 2 weapon, corridor shooter

California has twisted your brain.

(You) have to go back

This can't be real

This seems to be a thing with UE3 games.

Not the guy you're responding to but the book outs Ryan as a Jew who escaped from Soviet Russia, explaining his hatred of anything communal and his ambition. This is a direct reference to Ayn Rand who did that too but as a woman. The book also has Ryan deciding to build Rapture after he hears about the atomic bombing of Hiroshima, because he was deathly afraid of the bomb.

Not that this changes much though, it's stupid to make Bioshock about "jew" identity or whatever when the whole purpose of Bioshock was losing your identity for a new one - either Team Ryan or Team Atlas. This is explored more in Bioshock 2's MP.

you and I have very different experiences then, the game is fine.

That's not a fucking argument. retard.

Also the topic of "identity" becomes more obvious in the original Bioshock pitch (before it was set in Rapture), in the original E3 Demo and in Levine's commentary years later. However, again none of it involves Jews or could be allegorical to Jews because the game's plot simply isn't about religion - it's the absence of it. This is why the only religious characters in the game are either literally crazy and mindbroken or get killed early on.

>The reception to Bioshock infinite was GOD FUCKING AWFUL
On Yea Forums, yes.

I know I took a risk when I wrote a post longer than three lines but for fuck's sake didn't anyone bother reading it?

Came to this thread having this on Ctrl+V.

Daily reminder /bsg/ got BTFO

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Incredible art design, but the writing and actual gameplay mechanics were mediocre at best. Infinite seemed like it had an interesting vibe back before they replaced Stephen Russell with Troy Baker.

zoomers

>Liked B1 a lot
>Had a lot of fun with B2 and thought Minervas Den was the best B related thing in the series
>Oh shit all the trailers for Infinite look amazing
>Game comes out
>None of the interact with town segments really made it in its just everyone knows you from the first encounter besides a few early parts that are bland
>No bosses besides the ghost like a hundred times spawning adds
>Shitty bloated life/damage need headshot mod "1999" meme mode
>Handymen are boring and not worth fighting
>Only thing from exploring is usually flat out money besides the few upgrades.
>Story is convoluted crap that once explained is just stupid.
>Infinite universe theory but apparently only 6 versions of me who did bad thing.

Infinite was awful and had none of the love the first two/Minerva did. Exploring felt like shit and enemy variety was comically worse.

Rapture = Vampire > Bodybuilder > All others

Objective truth, can't prove me wrong

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Dishonored had physics though, I guess it was just a result of the fucked up dev cycle.

This game was never more than mediocre, and Yea Forums only liked the porn.

tfw I literally grew up playing this game

Elizabeth was my first video game crush, feels amazing.

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I think you've mistaken Yea Forums for

the weapon upgrades were particularly shit, they looked so cool in B1 and 2, then they were just stat boosts in infinite

Rapture Elizabeth is the only one I can watch now purely because she is absolutely the best one.

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Reminder that Bioshock 1 and 2 are some of the best games ever made in their genre and in 3d game design in general

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you grew up playing a 6 hour long single player game?

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I've hated it since 2013.
Fpbp

somebody edit this with modern day paris and change the words to "escape paris"

Kino

As a shooter Infinite is fucking awful. People only like it for the 'amazing"' story.

LOL i see wot u did there ;DDDDD

shit like this is why Yea Forums hates it
youtube.com/watch?v=muJYTeQlvC4

niether is what you're saying, the game plays fine solo. i get you don't like it.

This. The story isn't even that good. It's just that Reddit plebs think it's "deep."

cringe

rapture > corset > student > rest of that trash

Everyone hated Infinite on release, though.
>muh negro baseball
>muh 3deep5u choices that don't do anything
>muh """quantum""" """mechanics""" as interpreted by an artist who got Cs in highschool maths
>muh Elizabeth redesign
>muh so randumb jump scare
>muh oversimplified and hamfisted politics in comparison to 1 and 2

>the game plays fine solo
>the same amount of enemies exist for a party as they do for solo
>dying respawns you in another map unless a party member helps you out
>enemies don't respawn when you exit the map, but on a timescale

>Anyone fucking cares about what Reddit thought about bioshock infinite

Why the fuck would I care about people who dicksuck polygon reviews?

yes, these are common things games did when this game was new.

You're going on a tangent that's barely even related to my post. I don't care what you care about.

>muh so randumb jump scare
tbf BioShock 1 had at least a couple jumpscares too, don't remember if 2 did too.

Where was the jumpscare?

youtube.com/watch?v=mLm7ZAJUe5o

The game is clearly designed to be played with a party, retard. It has a shitty story and boring enemies, the only fun component is the multiplayer aspect.

>suddenly

>one of the best games ever created
You've probably only ever played Mario games to believe this.
v never praised infinite, but it's always been seen as mediocre at best. MatthewMatosis is a nice call back as to how it was.

The game plays fine solo. faggot. The story is interesting, with one of the best villians, the characters are funny, and likable, even the ones you hate. asshole. the enemies are just like the enemies of literally any shooter.
>>hurr durr I can only have fun in multiplayer, game is too hard solo.

This is some great pasta

Zachtronics games
Factorio
City Sims
Baba is You

This has to be one of the dumbest fucking threads ever created.

Why in a million years would I ever give a flying fuck what someone, without a name mind you, thinks about a video game?

The game sucked. I said it sucked when it came out. It still sucks. Stop talking to Yea Forums like it's a person and go outside to make some friends you lonely pathetic faggot.

Shit thread. Shit game. Stupid ass rail system.

You can't just say something like that and not provide a link nigga.
Why would you pick anything but corset Liz?

The threads praising it were endless when it first came out, but within a few months it got too popular so everyone started to hate it and have hated it ever since

I like tower Elizabeth too much, she's just too cute.

the only people who liked this were fags like Total Biscuit who were firmly in the "video games as art" crowd, and wanted to ruin video games and make them pretentious just so they wouldn't feel embarrassed about having to tell 'serious' adults that their hobby is vidya

/pol/ incels absolutely can't cope with this game because it annihilates their shitty worldview.

This is where the thread should have ended. OP has no idea what they're talking about.

nice spacing m8

>Suddenly

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand BioShock infinite. The story is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Quantum mechanics most of the plot will go over a typical player's head. There's also Booker's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Ken Levine's writing, to realise that they're not just fun they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike BioShock Infinite ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Elizabeth's existential catchphrase "BOOKER CATCH!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ken Levine's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Try harder.

I can't control my level of hornyness bros.. that fucking face made me go full diamond

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>suddenly

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Yikes.

Not even gonna read the thread, just want to call you a retard for liking that fucking abomination of a game.

FPBP, people were calling this shit pretentious the moment it came out.

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Maybe they just liked a fun swashbuckling adventure

I don't know what fucking board you're talking about but Yea Forums was shitting on this game in the months ahead of its release and for months after it was released because of all the wrong 10/10 reviews it got despite being very mediocre.

It was always shit.
The first 1/3 of the game was good, but after you save Elizabeth it devolves into a poorly written doctor who story and is trash.
The gunplay is actually fine, it's the story that's a big pile of shit.
Whatever happend to the e3 and demo versions? Almost none of it was in the game Was half the game scrapped?

The people who remembered the first trailers and previews bashed the game since the first second.

>Why would you pick anything but corset Liz?
Because Rapture Liz turns my dick into adamantium?

Corset Liz is 2nd place of cource.

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>I don't know what fucking board you're talking about but Yea Forums was shitting on this game in the months ahead of its release and for months after it was released because of all the wrong 10/10 reviews it got despite being very mediocre.
Actually, most people who liked the game were kids with relatively low standards, who settled for the games admitedly impressive presentation, a gameplay that was still one step above what passed for a shooter in those days (it was STILL the Halo / CoD era, remember?) and who would be naive or inexperienced enough to assume that what they don't understand probably must be very deep. So mostly fairly casual or mid-core gamers who were't obsessively jaded, did not have much of a comparison point, and wanted to enjoy themselves.

As for "videogames are art" fags, they mostly despised it. Including me. It's funny how instead of understanding that not everyone is jaded or actually capable to judge more impenetrable narratives, you assume they all must be THE PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE REEEEEEEEEE!

It's fucking hilarious how insecure you people get.

You're allowed to like flawed things. It's guaranteed that most of Yea Forums have played Halo, CoD, and Bioshock: Infinite, and enjoyed themselves at least slightly despite the deep problems with each.

I have lurked on Yea Forums for years. When it was released six years ago, Yea Forums hated it. They still do.

She was born in 1892 and since BSI takes place in 1912, she's 20.

I remember before it was released 2K showed a teaser and Elizabeth had a bigger rack and exposed cleavage. They changed it for the release build and anons were hating it for that even before it came out.

>Yea Forums is one person
There's was lots or love for it. There was an active attempt to make the game seem more casual than it actually was through cringy YouTube videos making fun of the literal intro of the game. It was basically like a proto goobergate.

>suddenly
youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

I lost all hope I might have had for the game at the bells/card puzzle. Not because it's a non-puzzle, but because it assumes ringing bells in left to right order is so natural. I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out the order of ringing before I thought "this is an American game for American gamers" and just went left to right because "hurr durr you perform EVERY arbitrary action in the direction you read and write".

The game also looked visually disappointing. Whereas the first Bioshock pushed the envelope in terms of graphics, Infinite looked average or worse. NPCs look and animate like marionettes. The environment looks as flat as theater props. Plants are 2-dimensional sprites. The game only got praised for its visuals because its color palette contained more than 3 shades of brown.
The gameplay was mediocre. It's been said a hundred times: the weapons and vigors suck. The addition of weapons, around the middle of the game, which didn't carry the upgrades acquired up to that point was a terrible design decision. I found no reason to play with anything other than the carbine and the crows. The game barely gave an incentive to try switching things up. It got to the point where I didn't even try the last few vigors.
And then you got the fucking ally friendly-fire. In the late game you have a few fights with the rebels on your side. Lay trap with your trap-laying abilities, one ally walks into it and now you got twice the enemies fighting you. Whoever designed that nonsense should have received a slap to the balls.
And one of the worst idiotic things I found in this game is the clothing and the in-game menu. I picked up what I assume to be all of the clothing articles in the game, but used none past the first ones.
Cont.

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No there fucking WASNT

>>I lost all hope I might have had for the game at the bells/card puzzle. Not because it's a non-puzzle, but because it assumes ringing bells in left to right order is so natural. I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out the order of ringing before I thought "this is an American game for American gamers" and just went left to right because "hurr durr you perform EVERY arbitrary action in the direction you read and write".

this is literally a non issue, every language the game was released in reads left to right.

lmfao, fucking goobers
see

>I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out the order of ringing
When you ring a bell correctly it lits up. It has nothing to do with the order, you're just retarded.

i remember being extremely hype for it then realizing it was just fantasy call of duty with bioshock crap slapped on it. extremely disappointing.

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Only good thing about infinite was big milkers Elizabeth, which got toned down.

disturbing lack of porn and anons trying to hook up via discord to erp/fap bait each other

'ad a good laugh. Thanks, user.

Call it what you want, doesn't change the fact that most of Yea Forums had a negative opinion on the game. And still does.

It's biggest video game-related disappointment of my life. Fucking two gun limit, fucking absence of hacking, fucking autosave, fuck this.

>Cont
During loading screens there's a message telling you you can change your clothes in the "in-game menu". There's not a single prompt telling you how to open said menu. I kept pressing Esc assuming that's the menu, but found nothing there. I just assumed I'd find a tailor machine like in the other Bioshock games, and when I saw the broken one in the slums I gave up on that. Only then I figured I should go into the key bindings and look for it. It was O. I looked through the existing clothes and found nothing to switch, so I never used that menu again.
The game is so shallow you don't even need to be aware of this menu's existence to play through. The passive buffs are so watered down and minor the tiny variability they give is irrelevant.

Then there's the retarded MC and the nonsensical plot... His inability to comprehend the concept of parallel realities is insulting, and the whole "dude quantum physics so we can fly and teleport around" was annoying.

What's a goober?

imagine if rapture elizabeth drugged you with a drink and you awoke strapped over the bed face down ass up and she proceeded to anally fuck you for multiple hours while she physically abused you, bruising you and leaving you a prostate assaulted mess, covered in your own cum and gallons of lube

>make fun of quite possibly the most non intentional sardonic moment in a big budget videogame ever since the introduction of voice acting
>it must be due to an underlying political agenda and not the ridiculousness of the moment
games like deus ex also had moments like this, difference being that they have lots of stuff going for them, infinite doesn't

This is one of those games I wish I could erase my memory of so I could experience it over again for the first time.

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Ringing bells and looking at pictures on a piece of paper are actions that have nothing to do with the direction of reading.

best thing to come out of Infinite is the SFM porn

Leaked footage of a Japan-only promotional demo.

youtube.com/watch?v=RkYz722lWIk

Look, I agree that B:I is garbage, but OH MY GOD, are you actually fucking mentally damaged. As in: do you have any fucking clinical diagnosis of cognitive disability or impairment that could serve as an excuse? Because if not: you may want to check yourself in with a doctor. You are a fucking retard, in the purest fucking sense. You are literally too dumb for Bioshock Infinite: which is a game for IDIOTS. That is almost an achievement as far as stupidity goes.

Yea Forums ritualistically hated B:I after it came out, after having high hopes for it from the original alpha trailer. It turned out to be a dumbed down corridor shooter like Call of Duty. No idea why anyone who's actually been here since the release would think Yea Forums ever liked it. Whenever it came up in a thread it was always shit on by just about everyone unanimously, the only thing anyone agreed on was liking Elizabeth.

>Yea Forums not hating anything non-Japanese

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I only played it this year.
It sucked.
And I don't care that it sucked so much as I care that it sucked in ways that the original Bioshock didn't suck. They didn't just fail to do anything new, they actively made it worse.

I want to cum on a girl's glasses 2bh.

IMAGINE

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you can cum on mine user

Wait a minute... this thread

How fucking new are you?

the archives.

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GOD i wish this bitch would get blacked

good ol times my nigga

we know you do John Bettendorf

Its quite hilarious how Infinite had no impact or influence on any game. Its no Dark Souls, thats for sure.

Really makes you think...

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those are really small condoms

Damn..W-Woah..

>wait a minute, that card...

one of the all time greatest twitter posts. Up there with Trumps "shlonged" one.

the people who shit on the whole "gamers rise up" thing were the most radical "gamers rise up" kind of people a couple years back

holy fuck that got way better with age

No shit
GAMERS RISE UP is totally autistic though

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It's tied with the last of us for my favorite game of all time.

I remember when it came out it was getting stellar ratings and critical acclaim from critics for its story but I think some people just didn't "get" the story if they weren't at least a little familiar with sci-fi, quantum mechanics and or metaphysics. This being compounded by the fact that people who were reviewing the game likely made a point of seeking out all the voxophones and absorbing the information in them whereas people who only picked the game up at the behest of other people's praise were more inclined to just rush through the game to get the story figured out without knowing that unless you take the time to immerse yourself with your surroundings throughout the story won't click at the end.

wait are we gamers not rising up anymore???

nice try user

So who wrote this?

I really want to cut my veins.

>it's just like Call of Duty
>I totally played the game guys!

Embarassing.

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fuck, the picture didn't load

who wrote this note?

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you wouldn't your own daughter would you?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aea72f143734

Thank you Ken for this fucking masterpiece

The twins staged the lighthouse to go with Booker's delusions, this wasn't the first time Booker after all.

But then why not also tell him to hide his tattoo and not pick a lottery ball? Also, the twins didn't get off the boat, so they would have had to time/dimension travel just to put that note on the door. Why?

>bioshock infinite biggest gaming disappointment right after gw2
>was so mad made threads about it on Yea Forums almost daily for over a month
>still vividly remember how over half of the posts were praising the game and saying how i didnt get the story while ignoring regression in gameplay
i mean op isnt COMPLETELY wrong. Yea Forums was mostly positive on this game at release. you know who you are, fuck you

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ITT thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=6QUmPZmkr4I

thread theme music

>But then why not also tell him to hide his tattoo
Fuck if I know
>and not pick a lottery ball?
They did, remember the telegram the kid gives you? It says to not pick up that specific ball, but Booker does regardless because 'constants and variables lmao'
> they would have had to time/dimension travel just to put that note on the door. Why?
They also put the tortured guy inside. Again, so Booker's mind doesn't break and goes along with the made up story. You're probably thinking about it more than Levine did.

it definitely went in that direction pretty strongly compared to the last 2 games.

Are you implying that he's wrong?

>You're probably thinking about it more than Levine did.
there it is

Remove cheating and punk rock Liz is my jam.

Jesus. They went to the lighthouse before Booker got there. That's a thing people do you know. And if anything at all were different from what you see Booker would fail. Things you think set him back actually ensure he wins.

Which doesn't matter anyway because Elizabeth sees that Jack's journey is better so she undoes Infinite happening at all in the DLC. Bioshock 1 is the only story that happens. If Columbia exists, Rapture cannot and vice versa.

This isn't hard, and the bad writing isn't so bad that you can't figure this out.

For immersion

I wish this guy didn't fucking disappear, that Peggle video destroys me

based

I thought the "gamers rise up" people were gamergate

>They went to the lighthouse before Booker got there.
Yes but not before Booker started developing his delusion about the debt. They would have had to time travel back just to put the note on the door, and why that of all things?
>Things you think set him back actually ensure he wins.
He doesn't win though.

Everyone shat on Bioshock: Infinite, you dumb nigger. The only positive about that game is Elizabeth, and even she was underwhelming compared to the early trailers.

>generic linear corridor shooter with bullet sponge enemies
>decent mechanics

Booker has already been there. The Booker you start the game as isn't the first one, there's already been like a hundred Bookers before him that have tried and died, the twins already know how to stage the lighthouse, it's not the first time they do it.

>He doesn't win though.
If you take the game at face value and don't question the plot holes, he does. Booker drowns, Comstock disappears

thats his point

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based Cliffy

Fpbp it was always shit.

But gamergate hates the notion of games as art.

B&R

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you have no idea what gamergate was do you

Only newfags think Yea Forums wasn't shitting on infinite the moment it was announced

hehe constants and variables XD

Better than you apparently

>the moment it was announced
Whoops, you overplayed your hand there

Look at you having to prostrate yourself. The state of this wrongthink faggotry lmao

okay then explain how games as art was ever a conversation related to gg

And why do they not leave a note saying "make sure she doesn't hit you with a wrench when you're on the airship" or "this is how you control Songbird"?
How is every Booker/Comstock dying a 'win'? Even at the end Booker just wants to take Elizabeth somewhere safe, he doesn't give a fuck about the Comstocks in other universes.

Suddenly? Bitch I tried to like it. I gave it three (3) solid attempts to finish it but fuck man. Bioshock was 10/10 as was SS2 but fuck man Infinite blows. What pisses me off are the people who think the story is "2deep4u" when it's just time travel nonsense.

Fun game with a terrible plot

boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/suddenly hates Bioshock: Infinite/type/op/

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I wasn't even the one to bring that up, made that connection

But anyway gamergate is the "muh politics in video games" crowd, they don't want games to be anything but toys for escapism. They are completely at odds with the "games as art" crowd both directly and due to everything surrounding the topic.

I think he talking about this

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The universe does not work in the Lutece's favor all the time. Booker has to go through and does go through all the events that has happened, that are happening and that will happen. All the twins can do is to change few variables, like providing him with clues at different points in the game. The timeline always follows in a way that Booker goes to the lighthouse, then through the baptism, raffle and fair and then Monument Island and just like that the entire game. Whenever you die and Elizabeth isn't with you, Booker 'respawns' by crossing his office's door. In-universe, that Booker died, and the Lutece went and took a new one from a new timeline, and he went through the events of the game all the way to where the last Booker died.

They cant just go and drown him because they cant bend the space and time at will as well as because they are scattered in the universe, they cant do it by themselves due to the fact that they are always pushed in to different dimensions immediately. There's a Voxphone mentioning this.

i was a supporter of gg and i believe games are art by definition, it is even recognized as an art from the by the US government
it was never about politics but about corruption. the corrupt brought politics into it
goddamn zoomer

I didn't get an answer.

First guy here, I thought "gamers rise up" was more of a community ethos that grouped with gamergate for the wrong reasons.

>Why does this occur?
>Because somethings can be changed and some things can't be changed in order to suit the plot
That's why Infinite is retarded. It doesn't stick to its own rules, it changes the rules to suit the story. This is why everyone hates the "you just don't get it" fags, because there's nothing to get other than "Levine says so".

God, the more time passes, the funnier it gets when you still run across a true believer. You got duped, son.

fuck off kotaku

>somethings can be changed and some things can't be changed
That's literally the rule though.

Their initial idea was to simply return Elizabeth to her original branch.

>Voxophone 77: My brother has presented me with an ultimatum: if we do not send the girl back from where we brought her, he and I must part. Where he sees an empty page, I see King Lear. But he is my brother, so I shall play my part, knowing it shall all end in tears.
>Voxophone 78: Our contraption shows us the girl is the flame that shall ignite the world. My brother says we must undo what we have done. But time is more an ocean than a river. Why try to bring in a tide that will only again go out?

At this point, the twin's goal is merely to take Elizabeth back from Comstock, and return her to her own branch, thus avoiding the destruction of New York. After Comstock sabotages the twin's device and they can jump timelines and shit, they decide to use Booker to rescue Elizabeth:

>Voxophone 65: Comstock has sabotaged our contraption. Yet, we are not dead. A theory: we are scattered amongst the possibility space. But my brother and I are together, and so, I am content. He is not. The business with the girl lies unresolved...but perhaps there is one who can finish it in our stead.

However, their plan is flawed, for reasons that are hinted at in Voxophone 78 above. There will be some branches where Booker rescues Elizabeth, but others where he fails. In fact, we are lead to believe that Booker succeeds only in the branches to which a future Elizabeth sends back a message to herself.
When the Siphon is destroyed and Elizabeth gains her full powers, she realizes that the only way to prevent the destruction of New York in all branches is to go further back in time to the baptism and kill Booker. She feels morally or emotionally obligated to show Booker why he must die.

>suddenly

user, gamergate was a pretext to shit on SJWs, and SJWs are the "games is art" crowd. You're on the wrong side here.

Hey man, don't shoot the messenger

It has the best lewds tho

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i said fuck off kotaku

Man, I came to the bells bit with way too high expectations, seeing a puzzle where there was none. I thought it was a combinatorics puzzle, as I saw no indication for the order of ringing. is apparently correct, but I guess at the time I wasn't really looking at the lights above the bells. I dun goofed. The in-game menu thing I blame on the game's lacking design.

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You're a bit retarded aren't ya?

Gamers Rise Up believe videogames are the highest form of any discipline, being science or arts. They're practically the guys you see posting made up articles on your feedback about how gaming makes you smarter.
I think you're confusing gamergate with gamers rise up and for some reason bringing up SJWs.

>In fact, we are lead to believe that Booker succeeds only in the branches to which a future Elizabeth sends back a message to herself.
Because that message is how to control Songbird. So why didn't the Luteces just tell Booker how to control Songbird from the beginning?

There is no reason why things have to happen the way they do other than Levine says that's not how it works.

Also why does killing a Booker that already refused the baptism kill all Bookers before the baptism?
Also doesn't killing an infinite number of Bookers make Elizabeth a bigger murderer than any singular Comstock?

What's laughable is that as I said when a bell is correct it lights up, so anyone could've done it without the paper. Even in universe, a random person could stumble their way inside Columbia. It's fucking ridiculous.

>There is no reason why things have to happen the way they do other than Levine says that's not how it works.
Yes, that's what the whole 'constants and variables' means. There'd be no reason for the already shitty plot without it.

>Also why does killing a Booker that already refused the baptism kill all Bookers before the baptism?
Welcome to any discussion of this game's ending ever. It didn't make sense in 2013, it doesn't make sense now. Even less so when the DLCs introduce a new Comstock in Part 1 and a new Columbia in Part 2

>Also doesn't killing an infinite number of Bookers make Elizabeth a bigger murderer than any singular Comstock?
You can take the post-credits scene as that one universe where nothing happens and they're happy, so fuck it I don't even care

>if you believe X you must also believe Y because most people who believe X also believe Y
people like you shouldn't be allowed to vote

People like him are under 18 so pretty sure they don't

I know I'm probably annoying but I only played this game recently. I was expecting it to be worse than Bioshock 1 but it still stings. Mainly because of how empty and shallow the gameplay feels.

>suddenly

What bizzaro world are you from?

If this isn’t b8, then let me tell you that there are a lot of plot holes that you may not realize the first time you play through.
“Hey how do we get all these weapons to this location?”
“I dunno, ooh how about we go to a parallel universe where we just found a solution to this problem!”
Fucking what?

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>Adam Sessler
He was simply too big brained to be a video game reviewer.

youtube.com/watch?v=B90frJAHoB8

>suddenly
how does it feel to be as new as a newborn baby?

Nah, it's fine. As some other user has already said, people wouldn't care as much if it was a AA middle shelf shooter. But it was a new BioShock made by Levine, supposed to be better than "that shittty 2 that Levine didn't direct". The first trailers and gameplay we saw were incredible. Then it all got downgraded in subsequent reveals and we ended up with the game we have today. Thankfully it doesn't retroactivelt ruin the other two games besides the 'Ace in the Hole' bit in the DLC so just think of them as non canon and move on.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bioshock Infinte.

Why aren't you guys posting Elizabeth porn?

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It's a bad rule because it's shallow, and it's shallow because it relies on the whimsy of Levine instead of being an internally consistent system that players make educated guesses about and try to understand.

Compare the time shenanigans in Bioshock: Infinite to Chrono Trigger or The Elder Scrolls or literally any other game, even Kingdom Hearts.

>you think you want that, but you just want that
woah...

Daughteroo Liz is best redesign

It's so funny.

Before it was praised for being smart and progressive and written by a woman.

Now it's blasted for being tone deaf.

>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bioshock: Infinite. The story is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of sci-fi, quantum mechanics and/or metaphysics most of the plot will go over a typical player's head.

Gamers Rise Up is an ironic meme that was made to bait out of touch normies.

That's just Natalie Portman though

BAZINGA B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B

They should remake it with an all-female cast.

>"the narrative advantage of games is fully realized in a manner with no equal in the medium"
Apparently the narrative ADVANTAGE that videogames have over other medium are... cutscenes?

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Kys faggot

>wait a minute.. that card

Cutscenes that you're forced to participate in, pushing the stick forward, while some character feeds you expository dialogue.

the virgin booker
the CHAD Delta

You can pretty much guarantee that if people love it, most of Yea Forums will hate it. Dark Souls is a great example. When it was released everyone sucked it's dick because it was too hard for the casual player. Now that everyone plays Souls games people shit on it, and not without surprise, praise the worst game in the series (DS2). You're gonna find contrarian hipsters/elitists attached to any hobby you have.

Best daughterfu too

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