Can any true Samus fan defend the ass on the left?
Go home Ireland, you're drunk
Shut up with your dusty old Irish memes. No one who really likes Samus can defend the degenerate ass on the left.
>the degenerate ass
What?
fpbp
You know what I'm talking about
No, not really.
So female Samus was basically created 30 years ago as an Easter egg by some Japanese men who liked pulp sci-fi, and now some decades later people are acting like this is supposed to be a serious character and shit like that. It's honestly sad.
It's fat as fuck.
It's muscle
Yeah right, dumbass. That sure explains the complete lack of muscle tone, the droopy shape and the mushy thighs
Have sex incel
Have sex
Have sex
This is what degenerates sound like when they run out of arguments.
No really, you sound like a virgin
And?
have sex
I prefer flat chests and flat asses
Labeling people without actual arguments is a dead giveaway of being a degenerate.
Fans who actually love Samus and not just see her as fap bait don't think her butt should be fat.
>Fans who actually love Samus and not just see her as fap bait don't think her butt should be fat.
I think she's both fapbait and an interesting charact and I don't care about her fat butt if I see her in her suit for 90% of the gameplay
>complaining about degeneracy on Yea Forums
I played every single Metroid game and I used to speedrun ZM and Fusion regularly. Her ass being "fat" is perfectly fine. Have sex.
If you actually loved her then you would care about it. Being careless is a sure giveaway of not caring.
And I should care that only you think I don't care because?
Her ass is not "fat". It's fat. And the fact that she has a fat butt is fucking ridicolous. Why did they even do that if not for pandering to waifufags?
Becuase they felt like giving her booty and don't care about autists sperging about a nearly 20 year old game
Giving her booty is not the same thing as giving her a fat ass. Stop being stupid.
>Giving her booty is not the same thing as giving her a fat ass.
Nah
It’s fat, but even strong women can have fat butts. It’s a character flaw to make her less one dimensional
best unsuited samus coming through
What kind of man do you think she would like? Just a thought, haha.
Her character flaw is her unstable psyche. Flaws should not be present on her body
Fuck off, Sybb
>being this blind
At least her ass isn't fat in that game
I want irishmen off my board
>he doesnt like a fat ass
Nigga you gay
this
Zero gravity ruins your muscles, that's why her ass is so flabby. You can join the nasa research of microgravity effects on human body, they are looking for people willing to stay for two months in bed.
Dfend from what?
A fat butt can be nice, but not on Samus
it's hot
>body shaming a successful space bounty hunter
Soul
Soulless
have sex
Absolutely this
Have sex (with an athlete) and you'll realize the shape on the left is the reality when a woman has wide hips.
>fat
That's an actual plump ass, you mongoloid.
It's like you've never even seen a woman outside your basement.
I seriously doubt the developers took that into consideration when they gave her a flab ass on purpose
Yeah the one on the left looks like the artist actually knew what a real woman looks like, the artist on the right watches too much anume
Maybe he lives in one of them third-world countries?
"well filled out or rounded in form; somewhat fleshy or fat. "
Im more upset about those broad ass shoulders on the right.
Where do I sign?
She's no longer an easter egg, she has evolved way past that
Metroid Prime has a bigger story and is very serious in tone so if Samus wasn't to be taken serious it'd fit poorly
>not wanting to stick facce in fat brapper
LMAO @ ur life
No because we don't care unlike smashfags
Congratulations, you just described the average ass of a woman.
Training doesn't get rid of the ass by the way.
If anything it makes it even more shapely.
This thread smells like virgins holy shit
left- perfect feminine ass
right- nothing little boy ass
By "real" woman, do you mean an American fatass?
Why would I defend that ass when I could be attacking it?
You know, with my benis
Do you think Samus is supposed to have the average, fat ass of an average woman? Or is she supposed to have a firm ass?
There's a difference between "firm" and "nonexistent".
The Zero Suit is actually pretty padded.
Left is Samus with a maximum absorbency garment.
Or the artist is a complete retard
Samus never gets old, it's always pleasant to post or discuss about her.
It could be just a bit smaller and a lot firmer.
Well, both pics are straight from the game that spawned the Zero Suit, so it's genuine article. You're not looking at fan art.
Yeah, but the ass in the ending pics her ass looks a lot firmer than it does in the OP pic. Like, a LOT.
ok theres an obvious difference in the asses but is this REALLY the thing people want to complain about?
Like I said, the Zero Suit is padded.
When you look like her any ass would look good on you.
*defends left ass*
How are these daily Sybb threads still not deleted on sight? It's been years.
Doubt that. It's more like the artist doesn't know what consistency is.
I don't think her waist should be that thin
Her ass is so flabby it looks ridicolous
You're the only one complaining about it
Probably because I'm the only one here who doesn't see Samus as fapbait