Be an innocent first world American tourist

>be an innocent first world American tourist
>ask a local for some directions
>he immediately attacks me with an axe
Is this the most accurate portrayal of europe in vidya?

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no because the european isn't brown with a bomb strapped to his chest

>set in "Europe"
>all "Europeans" speak with Central American accents

Did they think no one would pick up on this?

This.

do you know that Europe is not a country?

>innocent
>first world
>american
pick one

>first world
>American
Thanks for the laugh in the morning my man.

>Strange foreigner lets themselves into your home
>He's loaded

Leon was not innocent, I'd have grabbed the axe too and thrown it

>be don pedro
>quietly making supper at your fireplace
>american shows up behind you
>the fucker didn't even knock at the door or anything before entering your propriety
>he starts speaking his god forbidden language while showing you a photo of a girl
>he probably want you to fuck the girl, he's a pimp or something
>sperg out and tell him to leave
>your plaga instinct kick in, must kill the american
>american kills you instead
>wake up hours later, wounded but alive
>you plan revenge on the fucker
>they keep him in an isolated house in the outskirts of the village, all tied up
>perfect.jpg
>grab an executioner axe
>gonnakillthatfag.png
>go to house
>he's tied up with another fag
>this gonna be easy
>swing that axe
>you miss and you somehow free them, they don't even lose a finger in the process
>swing again at the american
>he slams you against the wall and you break your neck
>since it's still day, the plaga won't even come out
>fucking vampire plaga
>fucking american
>my neck hurts
>i want to go home

Their portrayal of slavs was pretty spot on.

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That's us 100% not gonna lie

>Spaniards live in filthy peasant villages with faeces and rotting corpses everywhere, using medieval currency
It almost qualifies as a documentary, actually.

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if he's any US tourist I've witnessed he most likely was a loud mouthed dimwit who didn't speak a word of their language or knew anything about the local customs/culture.

FYI, speaking loudly at people won't make them understand your language.

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fucking kek

spotted the mad frog pretending he doesn't speak english only to be a nuisance to others

What? Can you read?

...

no obviously he's californian

Getting mogged by Americans on your home turf? Yeah it's a little intimidating I know.

>stranger trespasses into your home
>not immediately attacking them with a weapon

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First post best post

>europe
pretty sure that was mexico

not much of a difference at this point

It is Spain.

>Brown people that'll behead you and post it online
Pretty much

But he’s brown tho

It seems to have worked on you.
Why learn another language when most other countries have mandatory English classes, and even use it online to communicate since everyone speaks it instead of their little local language?

shut up you stupid yankee

spanish are right wing but euroshit like germans and nordics are a bunch of arrogant muslim worshipers

>projecting this hard in the british empire and the kikes
ask me how a i know that you are a typical american barely making a living wage

kek, mutts are a bunch of coward faggots, they cant do shit without attacking you from behind or without guns

Should I speak slow and loudly too so you can understand the English?

NOT BROWN ENOUGH

>blue collar nigger comeback
a typo is all you have? lmao sad

another stupid limey with his head up his ass living in the glory days of his dumbass ancestors. nothing to see here boys move along

>so mad he had to respond twice
I thought they banned Aussie shitposting.

the fuckin irony HAHAHAHAHAHA Jewsa isnt in the 50s anymore, retard subhuman and what YOU have done? Taking orders in starbucks? lmao at you and your "people"

Uncle Sam pays my bills while I shitpost all day. God Bless America, Amen.

Well an ethnically different person did walk into his house uninvited. Redneck Americans would react the same way