What is some cool Pokémon trivia?

What is some cool Pokémon trivia?

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Nty, I prefer futas, not furries
Thanks for the offer though

This doesn't even look like a pokemon.

A long time ago humans married Pokemon
haha

It's Leafeon.

I know it's supposed to be that but leafeon doesn't look like that. The pupils make it worse

pokeshit belongs in I let alot of nintendie bullshit slide because sure some games do have a mature tone every now and then but pokemon is 1000% for children.

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90% of men over 21 that play pokemon games self reported as virgins in 2017

Umm if Pokemon is supposed to be kid's series explain how Eeveelutions give me a raging hard-on

this, I don't mind the drawing but the artist went a little too creative with the face

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Wasn't this a mistranslation?

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brain problems plain and simple

source please?

no, it was that in the japanese release, but was translated to 'people and pokemon ate in the same table' when localized

Ah, so it was, but I had thought it was the other way around.

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literally perfect design
no other eeveelutions, even for types yet to be created, can compete

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Come on now, it's not that hard to find.

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Now this actually look like my favorite foxcat grass abomination.

Regitrio is based on Evangelion

I just woke up and it too me thirty seconds to find it on e621, just look for animated Glaceon.

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Oh, okay, thanks : )

Can't wait till the artist does all of the Eeveelutions.

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Since we're already at this point, might as well say that I blame /vp/ for making me have a thing for fluffy pokemon like flareon, delphox and especially ninetales. I'm trying to ween off that shit, but I fear I'll turn fully into a furshit if I see another lewd pic of any of those faggots now.

The playable girl in BW2 is actually a boy

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There is literally nothing wrong with being attracted to cute fluffy pokemon, it's completely natural

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Glaceon > shiteons

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based

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Zoroark is best girl

*ahem*
FUCK UMBREONS

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Would if I could, buddy, would if I could.

Pokemon can't consent

>mfw reading this thread

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>come home
>see this
What do?

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I'd argue consent is implied when the pokemon you're fucking could, at any moment, choose to telekinetically slam you into a wall or set fire to everything within a 75ft radius.

This

*razor leafs your dick off*

Nothin' personell, trainer

You can't force a dude to get hard.

>anthro
Disgusting.

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Imagine

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That’s right this board is for mature games for mature gamers

>anthro

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>to a machamp, you weigh less than what megumin would weigh compared to you

post the vaporeon one

Did you know that some Vaporeons can grow to enormous sizes?

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They have strange and mysterious powers over my dick

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this

Taking Glaceon requests

>feral dogfuckers
Jeeze louise....

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What about one in a hoodie sipping strawberry cola.

>tfw want to fuck literally every pokemon
>tfw want to be literally any pokemon and be fucked

Hypno is the most autistic shit since it's always EXACTLY like fucking Kaa from The Jungle Book and you know that every single hypnosis fetishist popped baby's first stiffie while watching that damn snake put the moves on Mowgli. God damn I hate how the human psyche does sexuality. A fucking disgrace.

draw a non anthro glaceon failing to eat a hamburger and all the lettuce and stuff is falling out

I better not see a SINGLE FUCKING piece of trivia that has been stated 1000 fucking times in that YouTube community of unoriginal, stagnated, over-positive, lazy, man-child cunts. FUCK poketubers and FUCK the pokemon community.

Also, AZ from XY is based off of the "Wandering Jew", a story about an immortal man set to roam the earth until the second coming. This is supported by him owning a Golurk, who is based on jewish depictions of golems.

Vapreon can't learn hypnosis what the fuck

not all user ...

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There is no excuse for having only 1 save slot after all these years.

Hey guys what's going on in this thread

based

Amen Brother

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Fuck you, I used a drowzee in Blue and crystal and he carried my ass.

Hypno and Persian are my blue bros, Hypno and Donphan are my crystal sisters.

There is an entire event quest for Arceus in DPPt, which is triggered by playing the azure flute, an item intended to be distributed by events. However, it was the flute was never distributed because it was thought to be "too complicated for players" as stated by Masuda.

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glaceon zoomers are just wannabe vaporeon boomers

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anything with breasts is ugly
also why are so many good threads being deleted?

I'm not talking about the pokemon named Hypno. Use context clues.

Blue's original name in japan is Green.

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Tfw will never be the Magnezone gf

OH NO SHE'S CUTE

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post full

Cumming is an involuntary action tho so it'd still be rape

>Nouveau dossier
Basé

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woosh

G-god I wish that was me.
God I wish I was a Pokemon

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Pokemon can't consent.

You're all going the distortion world.

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which meet & fuck is this?

Who was this made for.

Who actually gets hard for a metal floating disk with magnets and a cyclops eye?

I mean. What.

>draw a human
>paint it blue
>call it a vaporeon
Why is this allowed?
>optional bonus: give it deviantart tier proportioned breasts and legs
I hate autists SO FUCKING MUCH

It's a Pokémon thread and you type Hypno.

Anyways, porn ruined that Pokémon and it's really hard to find cool or epic fanart with it.

Protip, Hypno is really good for most games it's access to relatively early status and good tutor moves such as the elemental punches coupled with decent bulk and good midgame offenses make him really reliable at breaking the game.

>he doesn't know about monster mind
e621.net/post/show/1562440
You really missed something

The person he responded to, probably.

Newfag

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Didn't know humans had paws, tails, gigantic ears, fur and a snout.

Reply to this post if you'd rather fuck the hiss, gronk one.

>What is some cool Pokémon trivia?

Sure.

Humans are capable of physically learning and emulating certain Pokemon types & moves from the Normal, Dark, Fighting, Ghost, and Psychic elemental types through training. By that I mean: in certain situations a Human is capable of becoming just as physically (or supernaturally) powerful as a Pokemon.

Humans & Pokemon used to fight side by side in wars together and much of the Pokemon world's history was defined by lengthy, constant, brutal, conflict where Humans and Pokemon warred with one another using nothing more than their own abilities and fuckin' swords n' shit. Legendary Pokemon basically interfering and acting as a Dr. Manhattan style threat to EVERYTHING was one of the main reasons why such behavior stopped- modern society continues to live under the thumb of legendary Pokemon.

Humans eat *Pokemon. Humans still eat Pokemon, but they've made an effort to stop eating Pokemon and instead try to make artificial manufactured/processed substitutes to supplement the need and demand for meat. Some Pokemon can regenerate through- Krabby & Crabrawler can grow back their limbs, so their claws are harvested for meat.
*Things like Bellsprout, Goldeen, Magikarp, Taurus, etc.. They wouldn't eat a Hypno or a Machoke for instance.

Porygon was a creation/byproduct of the PC system: Porygon is data converted into a physical creature, basically a Digimon, but it's significance was that it was the first creature used in the PC-Pokemon transference experiments and largely responsible for the whole thing. Porygon continues to be used in extremely dangerous experiments: space exploration, extra-dimensional travel, etc.

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That guy's animations are great, and I look forward to his Flareon.

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proofs?

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Its my humble opinion that anyone whose favorite Eeveelution is Glaceon just wants to fuck it.

That's not to say a given Leafeon and Umbreon fan doesn't want to fuck their favorite Eeveelution, just that Glaceon fans want it at a 100% rate.

People can do all that stuff in real life but no one believes me.

>Lileep Cradilly
Don't lewd my bros. At least my favorites don't seem to be in there. And I won't say which.

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>I want to discuss and share pornography, where should I post?
>Yea Forums, /trash/, /h/, /e/, /d/, nope those boards aren't for pornographt
>Yea Forums, perfect

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>this thread

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What is "that look" called?

that's not a pokemon

I like Leafeon and Flareon because I like gardening and fluffy dogs.

Am I a degenerate?

Just a fair reminder

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>And I won't say which.
Why say this?
You clearly seem to want to

>he says, posting a glorified metal human

Isn't Glaceon's body like literal cold and ice incarnate? How can people pretend to have sex with it? It's the same as Shiva from Final Fantasy. Touching them equals boner killer because COLD destroys erections.

I hate you all

those things don't hide the fact that you haven't drawn a pokemon, just a woman with clumsy proportions which you decorate with just enough features that you can get away with calling it whatever you want. A pokemon, a cat, even fucking bowser. How pathetic.

Yea Forums, I would like to present you my wife.
Please, say something nice about her.

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>New chapter of Darcy's Breeding Guide to Alola out
Thanks for reminding me, Yea Forums

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She's worth a lot of exp.

>using Golurk to shitpost
Best boy doesn't deserve this.
You should be busy giving him headpats and feeding him nice food because he's such a good lad

I have no idea what I'm looking at so I can't come up with a decent insult.

I'd fuck her.

What if I like Hypno, Slowbro and Donphan?

what does that mean

you haven't met my erection

>that comic series
>the eevee just recently evolved into a jolteon and is having jolteon on jolteon sex

w-wew lads, that comic has no right to be as hot as it actually is.

how new.ru

You're fine

It's okay, Glaceon gives me boners that could melt tungsten

At first I was wondering why she has wings but found out her mega evolution has it
absol looks really pretty, it kind of looks like cynthia if she were turned into a pokemon

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alright i googled it and got no results

now what

boy did I

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>you have to be new to dislike off topic garbage
ebin

Get better google-fu, but don't even bother the art is shit.

Yea Forums is at its best when off-topic
Newfag

You must suck ass at googling.
furaffinity.net/view/27098987/

Its TF porn by the way

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im good at googling
cute pic

post it somewhere else i dont know fa login

>i dont know fa login
you can actually fuck right off now, he gave you a source

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Have some more.

Fossil Pokemon aren't a 1 to 1 resurrection of their actual species as they existed in the past due to the resurrection process applying the 'rock' typing to them as opposed to what they originally had. Lileep for instance would have been Grass/Water instead of Rock/Grass, etc.. It's unclear if this, though, effects their physical appearance at all or is merely just a thematic thingy.

Certain Pokemon have been effected by Humanity negatively and positively: Eevee's used to be extremely common and at one point covered the planet with their kind appearing in every environment, Humans hunted them to near extinction in the wild due to how great they were as companions. Farfetch'd is famous for being hunted to near extinction as well, but for being so fucking delicious- Humans literally ate it to death. Finally, Lapras, ironically, have been brought back from the brink of complete extinction and their numbers have SWOLLEN due to aggressive conservation programs.

Safari Zones are more or less game ranches: artificial wild spaces maintained and managed in an effort to produce large quantities of rare, foreign, or uncommon Pokemon so trainers can catch them and spare actual wild populations. Pokemon like Tauros, Rhyhorn, kangaskhan, Scyther, the Nidoran lines, all used to basically cover Kanto before urban development kept them isolated to the Safari Zone.
Exeggutor & Exeggcute, though, are not native not Kanto and are introduced species from Alola.

Grimer, Voltorb, Magnemite, Koffing, and so forth, all 'do' exist in the wild, but before Human industrialization; they were so rare due to their specific environmental needs that they basically didn't exist. With the world becoming 'greener', Pokemon like Grimer & Koffing are going extinct as food and habitat progressively disappear.

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