Todd the manlet

Fpbp

Shut up manlet.

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Tyler1 vs Todd Howard

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What if she really likes elder scrolls then she dies waiting for the next entry. She doesn't care about it being sub par at all. All she wants to do is enjoy the game series her grand children introduced her to that has kept her brain engaged and healthy.

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He’s just standing closer to the camera Todd is 6’2”

And to think they used to disapprove of their little grandson being a game developer, simply because they thought he'll be paid pencil shavings. Then again to be fair, Todd used to be paid in pencil shavings, but that was then.

>tfw born 5'7 manlet
what the actual FUCK, this is the most unfair bullshit of my life

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>tfw 6'6
You want a stepping stool or something to see how the view is from up here?

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t. lanklet

>tfw tallest kid in elementary but everyone outgrew me and now a 5' 5" manlet
Meh, at least it was fun while it lasted

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>wanting to be over 6'0

holy cringe.

>Stay mad shorty
>makes butthurt threads over successful manlet to cope

Sad. Make money, lanklet.

This is why Stacy never took your calls.

is 5'8 too tall to go full cute twink route

there's no way this is real

6'0+ is too manly. It's better to stay in the andro-zone.

You''ll either date a horse-faced slut, or a small woman and she will bear you manlets. Pathetic.

what's it like to slam a 5'0 womanlet like my ex, bet you could literally kill a woman like that if you went balls deep

What makes people so insecure about their height?

>lies his way in mainstream success
>lies about his height
>empty promises
This nigga is a complete fraud lmao, only a literal nigger would think that being Todd is something to be proud of

He is actually 6'7 you jealous bigot shitlord

yes. might as well kill yourself now.

It's a meme,user. Also, you're short.

>anything below 6'0 is a manlet
>anything above 6'0 is a lanklet
we must nuke humanity
verticality is not the way to go

No, that's kind of the limit actually but with a nice face and butt you are gonna make it.

it's classic meme from Yea Forums

Tyler1 is short but not that short

>tfw 7 foot
Jeez little man, didn't drink mommy's milk?

Height is literally everything. It is a quantifiable measure of quality of life. Every inch below 6'0 is like someone physically snatching away opportunities from you. At 5'9 you are a racial minority, at 5'8 you are disabled, etc. etc.

>having a proud grandma is something to take pride in
are you from a broken family or something?
grandmas are proud of literally anything

>7 foot

Nigga, you got adenoma or something. kys.

>tfw 9'
That's nice little babies, now why don't you play in the sandbox for a while? There are 23 other kids in there.

Cope some more

So, you're 5'8'', user?

As someone who is actually a manlet, threads like these don't really help. Speaking unironically, it really is pretty ridiculous when you think about it; there are so many groups of people who are prejudiced against and have their support groups, and in fact outwardly holding prejudiced beliefs against them and expressing them openly is met with social stigma and scorn.

Not for manlets, though. Pretty much everyone has no issue with pushing every man under 5'8 to the brink of suicide, or at the very least existential depression.

>tfw 9'

Post picture please, what the fuck are you

>lanklet
Don't forget that no matter how strong you get via lifting and working out, i'll still always be able to just hold your head back while you swing at me.

I'm king of the manlets coming in exactly at 6'0. However, I feel very strongly for my manlet brethren and do not take my privilege for granted.

>can't even punctuate properly.
user, do you use a special keyboard or something? How do you cope being a freak?

>tfw 300 feet

Jesus Christ, manlets are everywhere these days.

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>tfw 164.042'
Isn't it past your bedtime little boy?

You tried friend

>thinks 6'0'' is king of manlets

user, I...

>>can't even punctuate properly.
You're a fucking loser

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Todd is living proof that you don't need to ever hit the gym in your life even as manlet if you have a decent face and some extra points in charisma, money helps too but it isn't necessary.

>tfw 93000,000 miles
That's very nice dear, why don't you go back to your crib and I'll get the night light.

>tfw 6'5 but ugly and average size penis with low income job
you guys don't know suffering. I'd rather trade the height for a slightly bigger dick and earn more money.

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>i'll still always be able to just hold your head back while you swing at me

Did you just describe me fucking you? Lanklet, you gay.

The vapid whores on Tinder tell their height on their profiles. That information is there so you don't contact them if you're shorter.

>tfw 90.68 lightyears tall
Honey, put our son back to sleep and give him the pacifier.

>He still can't.

Don't be mad, lankbro. Makes you look short.

>insecure manlets always having homosexual thoughts
You guys are a disease.

user the corpse.

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>tfw 10^80^80^80^80^80^80^80^80^80^80^80 lightyears tall and wide
Maybe you need a pacifier, son. Your mother must've been part red dwarf.

>his height starts with a 5

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Your games suck, manlet

I thought he was 6'2?

Hah, that was the opposite for me.
>average-short height in grade school
>grew to 6'2 all at once at age 15-16

I'm also short, and now even more upset.

>look mom I care so much about formatting my post in the incel website I'm special now?
Whatever makes you feel big manlet

>tfw postbox is too small to fit any conceivable representation of my height
Aww, does someone need his diaper changed?

How does it feel, when manlet is better than you?

Look at what you typed, user. Next time be more direct and unambiguous when typing. I know you're obsessed with gay sex and Todd, but chill.

It's literally, LITERALLY, all women care about these days

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He's not the guy who said he was 7 foot, that's me and I'm just 6'2"

>caring this much about whether or not people punctuate enough
Jesus Christ you are such a faggot I'm not calling Jesus a faggot I'm just not punctuating my post correctly to piss your asperger ass off

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OHNONONONONO

I'm 5'5 and I haven't had a woman express any interest in me romantically or otherwise in over half a decade. Literally nothing. Not even coming up to me and starting a conversation, even with casual acquaintances.

Meanwhile I hear and see people who are tall with women literally flocking to them, or just coming up to them out of the blue and talking to them., all the time. I'm not even unattractive from a facial aesthetics point of view, either. I've posted in /soc/ threads and have been on tinder and I routinely get rated 8/10. It literally means nothing in real life. Being short as a man is literally the worst thing you can possibly be in the modern world. It's literally like living in a segregated bubble where you can see every opportunity being ripped out of your hands every passing moment.

>Admits he's an incel.

You're not tall either, right? Go to bed, shawty.

that can't be real

>tfw gay and don't have to worry about height in any of my relationships
i pity you, straightoids

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This is genius because my chances of getting laid just skyrocketed. All those guys lying about their height are fucked.

>ywnb carried around like a princess by a very tall stud
Being tall and having homo feelings can be a bit conflicting sometimes

AIDS :)

>prep and condoms
stay in your lane honey

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You're worse than the manlets. Being isn't worse than being short but it's about the same level. I would kill myself if I was gay and so should you.

That's hot

damn I feel bad for the manlets out there
For the most part it's just a meme, but I think we all know that people here aren't going to improve their awful personalities or lifestyles to appeal to women. For them physical features like height really will matter.

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>anonymously bragging about being gay
There's a reason people have a real distaste for homosexuals

I think I respect the manlets a bit more. At least they're at least half of a real man. You're going to die of aids or suicide.

Todd is in good shape for his age

why would i kill myself, i hit the fucking jackpot
easy sex and no women
>he says in a thread full of people anonymously bragging about being tall
unironic yikes

Does it really matters what height are you if you are waste that can't get pussy irl?

>same level
If this thread is any indication then no.

>cant even enter an anonymous thread on the Internet without making sure everyone knows he's gay
Seriously dude I think you'll have a lot more fun on Facebook, you can have a profile picture and people will like your comments so you can get all the attention your life revolves around getting

I don't take anything a faggot says seriously. You trash are responsible for so much bad in the world including pedophilia.

>he has to rationalize his manbutt fetish
When you kill yourself, please do it in a clean way so as to not inconvenience me further

The only ones that kill themselves are trans shit, even feminists are jealous of white gay men now.

Here's a genuine question to the mentally unstable faggots itt. Why is it that you ignore the 99% of people that praise you for the 1% that hates your existence?

This is a granny doing skyrim videos on YT, not his granny.

>all these /pol/niggers anally annihilated because some faggot is a literal faggot

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>can't even enter an anonymous thread without declaring that he's tall
hmmmmmm

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Because it makes you mad.

I'm seeing double here, four Todds!

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It's literally just some dude trolling because it works

it's just too fucking easy. the election really did fuck this place over.
i get to make the other side angry too when i tell them i'm a centrist.

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Kinda like how the tall people's mere existence puts manlets in a fit of rage.
Wanna really make me mad? haha, end your life. Man! that would make me so angry!!

i love you todd

>Every inch below 6'0 is like someone physically snatching away opportunities from you

....what opportunities exactly?

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Yes, all those priests who touch the little boys while faghating were secretly fags all along! It's the perfect crime!
Not even him, but kys yourself retard fuckwit .

I doubt anyone in this thread that's 6'+ ever brings up their height until an insecure manlet starts raging. I don't even care whose 5'11 and below, it's just funny seeing how angry people get about it.

i used to be insecure about it but once i overcame my social awkwardness a decent amount it really didnt matter much. you honest to god really just need to develop people skills. 5'7 btw

thats why you see a lot of women on there who are 5'10 and up because they cant find men that can match their height when in 5 inch heels kek. but really it's because tinder is trash anyway and people on it are shallow, dont even bother and meet real people man

fucking this lmao

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I doubt anyone in this thread that's gay ever brings up their sexuality until an insecure straightoid starts raging. I don't even care whose straight and or not, it's just funny seeing how angry people get about it.

Answer me this then. Why is is that EVERY pedo isn't sololy into girls? Notice how they're all also into little boys? Exactly.

>thread about height
>haha look everyone!! i'm gay!!! xD
kys faggot

You wanna provide a citation for that brainlet claim or should we pretend you didnt just prolapse your own asshole when you pulled that shit out? And even if we take it for granted, pedos are probably more attracted to the childlike features and dispositions which both genders share before puberty more than anything so that could easily explain your point, nothing to do with being gay just with being a degen pedo.

>board about video games
>thread about height
hey wait a minute

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It would be easier for you to no take the existence of men who like dicks and girls who like boobies as a personal offense than convince me to hang myself or whatever is trendy with the reddit audience these days, I get that no one cares for you so you don't value human life but hey we are all have different priorities am I right?

The reason guys care so much about height is mostly due to the fact that women are attracted to taller guys so of course a gay guy is going to throw his two cents in because of how it is different for him.
It's directly related to the conversation of height.

Yeah exactly what I thought, you can't refute it. Being gay is linked to homosexuality. It makes me so angry that people can't accept that it's a fucking dangerous mental illness because
>b-but they're still humans!! dey cant help it!!
they can fucking help it hence why there's so many married men 30 years+ all the sudden coming out as gay.

I value human life very much and have compassion for even those of whom I do not like. But being gay is just fucking disgusting and I can't sympathize for them.

You can get laid even if you're like 5'2"
Just dont expect anything over 7 if you're 6+
That's it.
Do you actually think that the less than 10% of men that are 6+ are with 100% of women? Are you guys retarded or something?
If you're not tall you gotta settle down, aim lower.
That's how life works.

Dont expect anything over 7 if YOU ARE NOT 6+
everything else is ok

>Being gay is link to homosexuality.

I'm not dumb enough to believe you were baiting all along, I'm taking this as you rolling over and submitting by acting like you were pretending you were retarded all along to try and starve off the embarrassment of being btfo on a Mongolian basketbweaving forum because we both know you couldnt legit talk you're way out of a paper bag. Now post your disgusting feet as a final tribute to my conquest.

>Being gay is linked to homosexuality
holy shit :O

being gay is linked to pedophilia, mb.

So just so were all the same page, you DIDNT mean to fuck up in such a braindead fashion, that just happened? You WEREN'T pretending? Big oof dude I thought you could at least have been a sub par shitposter...

reminder: 80/20 rule, more young men than ever don't have gfs, and dating sites and tinder prove most women find most men unattractive. you must be a chad nowadays u_u

>can't sympathize with them
The same way /r9k/ can't sympathize with le roasties (every woman who ever had sex) because they are all gross and not worth caring about? This whole Yea Forums normalfag culture shit of everyone is after me is so stupid and boring, bordering at its best on pathetic, next thread try hating on niggers that will only bring good old Yea Forums laughs.

No i'm being dead serious. You're trying to pretend like you think i'm shitposting because it angers you that you know I have a point.

this is huge lanklet cope

I don't hate women and i'm not racist. Re-read what I said
>EVERYONE BUT FAGGOTS
I don't frown on women just for not being attracted to me. That's called being an incel.

don't be sad bro, imagine being so shit at life that you feel proud about things you have 0 control over, like the color of your skin or your height, i say that is how a fucking mental manlet thinks.

hating roasties makes sense

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is 185 cm manlet? I don't understand how to read inches or feet or whatever the fuck that is
I never cared about this meme, until pewdiepie desperately tries to defend he's higher than 180 cm and now I wonder

Anything under 6' is just mediocre. 5'11 isn't short but you aren't going to have girls asking how tall you are.

>no no you don't get it, im being retarded ON PURPOSE LMAO WHAT NOW?!
kek.

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Well at least you admit it instead of pretending like modern democrats

Nothing is funnier than seeing a herd of lanklet failures all cattle up in a circle jerk. God bless us manlets.

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Do you really think democrats only pretend to accept gays? That kinda adds to my conspiracy.

ok, I'm going to assume 185 cm = 5'11 right?
and 6' is right after 5'11 right? there's no 5'12

Democrats are the "good progressive" party as the Republicans are the "evil oppressor" party. Democrats ironically made up of blue-collar unionized workers which by and large are all racists. They want to stick to their own racially segregated neighborhoods and their own kind in general.

I'll let you virgins in on a little secret: height does matter, you just have to be taller than the girl, don't obsess over numbers.

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>height does matter
negative

Women.

this dude knows, im a manlet but i live in a third world shithole where im not a manlet at all, i unironically fuck bitches periodically, now if you're less than 6'0 in a country like sweden where eveyrone is a lanklet, you're fucked.

Reminder, faggots in these threads cry about manlets are not desirable towards women for one reason or another. The are incel, and need to cope with staying proud of the one aspect they excel at and never worked for. Their height.

dont expect other men to take you seriously

No, it's just really great being tall. P.s. people don't care as much about your height as you think people do. Manlets are so paranoid that everyone is judging their height.

See that Todd? You can step over it!

>When you finally find the manlet talking shit in this thread

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>Manlets are so paranoid that everyone is judging their height.
I'm pretty they only become paranoid when people mention their height. I'm pretty sure it also has to do with baby dick syndrome.

I can tell your pissed of by my lack of punctuation, how about incorrect spelling? Does your autism flare up and make you uncomfortable?

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I'm sure being 6+ is great relief when you wagecuck your way into an early grave, I'm sure they coffin will be very tall

At 199cm I'd gladly give away 10cm for free. Shit sucks, got to bend over for everything, you don't fit in cars, leg room is atrocious everywhere you go. No thanks you can take my inches

What are you laughing at? Your corpse will be thrown into a shoe box when you die at 30 form suicide like all short men.

im not even the guy you were talking to but man it's fucking stupid then someone starts with the "i was being retarded on purpose", makes me laugh jej.

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>tfw 5'3
You don't have the right to complain.

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I seen someone who is 4'11 on reddit.

Holy shit.
"COMING SOON: US CAVING IN AND PANDERING TO THE WORST AND MOST USELESS IMPULSES HUMANITY HAS TO OFFER! ONLY TO THE BENEFIT OF TURBO-THOTS! SOCIETY IS GOIN' DOWN!!"

And they're... proud of it.

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>clout
Within Bethesda, sure. He's not the head of a publisher, he's just a head autist.

Physical features matter before anything else does. It's a series of gates. Can't get past this gate? Well, how well you perform at the other gates doesn't really fuckin' matter.

You didn't get cambodian breast milk on a tuesday from a midget holding colored balloons no greater than 5 and no less than 3, requiring at least one red and one blue, so FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

Also.
>You're on Yea Forums and I'm on Yea Forums, we're all degenerates, that was the agreement. Self-deprecation nonstop!! Tee hee hee!
I'm bored with this running gag. Let's throw it away.

You're the same guy, you're just not capitalizing your letters because your childlike mind thinks people will fall for that

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>>Todd the manlet
user doesn't know Todd has powers and can alter his height at will to make people feel comfortable with is ALPHA/OMEGA level charisma

To not even slightly meme at all, and be completely genuine for a second:
youtube.com/watch?v=s418eYwTWRI

We're facing very real cataclysmic issues and most people have very very different ideas about it, all touching different corners of a huge elephant no one can grasp the true shape of.

But everyone seems to be in one insane agreement: "Fuck the unlucky! Fuck the depressed! AND FUCK THE ABUSED! FUCK EM!! THEY HAD IT COMING." It's the most illogical thing you could think, or do, and yet... Unending squalls of it. It never stops.

The fuck are you people doing?
"IT'S JUST MEMES"
No, it very clearly isn't.

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>he has to spend all his day in a gym so people can at least pretend to be interested in him
OH NO NO NO

i would post a screenshot but hey, i could use photoshop right? so i guess you win mate, im him!
HA, JOKES ON YOU FAGGET, IM A RETARD ON PURPOSE NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT I WIN NOW!

>jerma-tier
>this is an insult
immediately discarded

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Record a gif of the browser.
And do things you could only do in the browser.

No one can feasibly accuse you of doctoring that within a certain timeframe.

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You don't have to prove anything, we're all anonymous, in a few hours I'll forget this interaction ever happened

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I just realized if Todd browsed Yea Forums for even a few hours, he'd become a prick who hates video games and manlets

not with inspectelement, which is how people change (you)s these days.

HEY STUPID FUCK.
RECORD THE INSPECTED ELEMENT IN THE GIF AS WELL.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT THINK THAT THROUGH BEFORE REPLYING TO ME HOLY SHIT.

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>going through all this trouble to prove some random faggot wrong at almost 6 am
im not doing that user.
exactly.

Why wouldn't you wanna be prepared to wipe the smugfuck look off someone's face?

Is there anything more satisfying than watching smug turn into fright?

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you are a dumb fuck. you can just change it before starting the gif recording, so it looks like you're changing it but really you already changed it so now in the recording you're really changing it back.
you are the fucking idiot here. Before I just thought maybe you didn't know about inspectelement and I was being helpful, but now I see you're genuinely retarded.

You really believe you can do something so COMPLETELY UNTRACEABLE TO EVEN YOURSELF?

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If men would stop lying it wouldn't have to be done

If women didn't hinge dealbreakers on something so extraordinarily shallow, men wouldn't lie.

Blame it on women. They've done everything to deserve it.

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>Women are the shallow ones

Meanwhile hold up cow tits/cow ass/ anime shit in front of any male in this board and they start drooling like the retards they are

>liking anime girls is a bad thing
Kys, even if you are a woman.

Never said it was bad, I said it's shallow

Trigger much? How did we jump to "kys"? Have you ever had sex?

None of your business. How the hell is that shallow? I'm not him btw, he's some angry manlet that blames women for him being short.

>Comparing anime girls to 3d ones
That's like comparing a Bugatti to a fucking family car. Completely unfair and stupid.

Height is cope.

There is little good in height in itself. It is the traits associated with height that can make height desirable, but without them, it lacks value. For example, a very common thing to see being said is that girls like tall men. Now you've taken the desirable "trait" of 'being liked by women' and associated it with height in order to make height look desirable. But this has a flaw. Height isn't the only factor involved in what girls like, and it isn't a guarantee of girls liking you.

Imagine a tall virgin going up to a manlet smashing girls and tell him "lmao manlet girls want tall guys". This is essentially a coping mechanism. It's using a trait that has a small correlation, or a perceived correlation, with some other desirable trait, to make them feel like they possess that desirable trait. Height isn't the only trait used in this manner. There are a million other traits, including education level, nationality, dick size, that people use as a coping mechanism. People don't want these things for the sake of having them. They want them for what they can potentially give you. Money, social status, power, reproduction which then lead to happiness. These are what people desire, and these are what people should be judged by. Everything else is simply a coping mechanism, because you can't compete on the relevant things.

kys roastie

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I donno man, I love being tall and wouldn't trade it for anything.
P.s. not shit talking anyone for being short.