which one Yea Forums?
snaking or wheelies?
dry bones or funky kong?
waluigi pinball or coconut mall?
Which one Yea Forums?
Both are unbalanced and busted shit.
Snaking was always shit, and Funky Bike Wii was hilariously awful in mechanics
DS
Wii specifically for the magikruiser and it’s retarded tight as shit turns
Wii > DD > DS >>>>>>>>> the rest
>Both are unbalanced and busted shit
imagine complaining about balance in a party game
who gives a shit as long as it's fun
>tryhard tactics
I got something that can 1up that
I think the Mach Bike and Bullet Bike turn tighter right?
Never played either. Only ever played a little bit of Double Dash and a couple rounds of 8.
double dash has weird drifting and you can't use bananas as a shield
HOWEVER it has the absolute best track design
bump
Funky Kong makes it an automatic win
It feels good to come back to these games and beat the fuck out of them after barely even being able to beat 100cc as a retarded child
8>DS>64>SNES>7>Wii>DD>GBA
Objectively speaking, of course
Literally anything is better than DS.
Imagine playing a game where all the shortcuts are intentional
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DS is better but I played the absolute shit out of wii and loved every minute of it
If you didnt actually play with 5/more friends, switch off, and forced the 3rd place guy to use the wii wheel, you didn’t experience true fun
MK8>SMK>64>DD>DS>MKSC>7>Wii
>hasn't played 200cc
DD>SMK>64>8DX>7>WII>SC>DS
SMK is the best for single player though.
Even MK7 had glider shortcuts. 8 was just a total bore in every way
Completely wrong and nostalgiapilled
>snaking or wheelies?
Wheelies
>dry bones or funky kong?
Funky Kong
>waluigi pinball or coconut mall?
Coconut mall.
Me and my friends had all of our fun with MK64. The family and I had our fun with SMK. By the time Wii came out I was an adult and we all went our separate ways.
Wheelies
Toadette
Coconut Mall
I love her!
SMK's battle mode was actually really fun. I know it doesn't have shit like Block Fort, but it could get pretty crazy.
DS is superior BECAUSE
8 RACERS LOCAL
NO ONE HAS TO SHARE A SCREEN
IT'S THAT SIMPLE
Wii >>> DS > DD > 8 > 7 > 64 > Super >>> SC
Yeah, not like all the people in these threads wanking over games like Wii were kids when they came out.
Yea Forums shits on wii all the time
>DS download play lets you play as shy guy
>even people without the game could play
Truly the best
Literally nothing is more fun than getting four friends together and doing the 2 kart co op. Also special items are based. SMK is fun for pure driving skill, fast and intense and most of all challenging, little gimmicks. 64 has nice control. The mini turbos are fun, no snaking bull shit. Also kino courses and music. 8DX has 200cc mode, which is pretty fun Love the kart customization. 7 and Wii are about equal, pretty average. Not bad but nothing special. SC I haven't played in years, maybe after getting good at SMK I'll appreciate it more, but I'll have to find out. DS is utter horse shit. Horrible graphics. No memorable courses, other than the meme waluigi pinball level. The controls are so boring, no momentum to any of your turns. Relies on snaking, which is supposed to be fun somehow. Literally nothing good going for it.
>the controls are boring
>fuck snaking, it’s cheap and sucks
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's fucking stupid in concept and execution. Zig zagging around the track the entire time is fucking retarded, it looks retarded, and is completely arbitrary. I wanna fucking race, not zig around like an idiot. It's not fun at all, you're just spamming mini turbos. If spamming one move over and over is what it takes to make the game fun to control, it's shit. SMK is dpad orientated Mario kart done right.
>getting more speed is stupid
Hmmm
>it looks stupid
Who gives a shit what it looks like. Its the standard drifting animation and rewuires enough skill to do it continuously that theres at least some skill required to it rather than just holding it until you get sparks
Why are 64 and Wii (and 7 for a short time) the only games with ultra shortcuts?
miss the days of playing MKDS with my friends during lunch in HS
Getting more speed is not stupid. It's fun when there's an opportunity to get more speed, and you have to wait for it to come up, and then act accordingly when the time comes. It's not fun when the opportunity to get speed is the entire fucking time. It's pointless. If you're doing it the entire time to get more speed, it might as well just be the default speed. And no, it's not hard to do at all. Mashing the A button to go faster would be just as engaging as snaking.
>double trash anywhere above bottom 2
what's so bad about it?