Cool robot mascot

Hey guys I drew some mascot for a gaming club. What do ya think?

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It's got a gamecube controller and the word "sage" on it. That's all I can really make out of it.

I am so confused and my body is betraying me.

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I think you’re a fag

I honestly don't understand what I'm fully looking at. It's like your art was captured in the middle of melting.

I think you should add a guys cock

A futa cock would be better

Futafag please go

feel free

what the fuck am I looking at

My asshole bitch

A robot gaming mascot for a college club I'm in. Its carefully designed to be ambigious and gender neutral, to appeal to all

I can't even tell what the fuck it is and it's certainly not cool

I literally cant tell what the fuck is even going on here because the colors are fucking shit
this is some shit b8

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Weak bait Fuck off nigger

They got a good grasp of the basics at least

U mad bro? This design is pretty solid and deliberately intended to both genders. No room to complain from either side

Looks like it has cool and wide hips

No offense, but are you literally autistic? Because if you started practicing art you could probably channel that into making something that doesn't look like a blurry anus

It looks like a HR Giger nightmare, congratulations.
>Its carefully designed to be ambigious and gender neutral, to appeal to all
That's how you get the Greendale Human Being you fucking sped.
Brown and grey are ambiguous and neutral but they appeal to nobody.
Are you some kind of alien?

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You have to go back

Sorry if I offended you in some way, I do intend to please everyone with this character, and frankly I feel like I've done a disservice to you, personally.

why does it have SAGE on its' face

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Based and redpilled

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Based

Nope. I aim to please, this character is focus tested for success.

I can't tell if this is a fetish shitpost or an autism ARG prompt

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I make that comic and I am not the person posting this.

Hey guys I drew some mascot for a reptile club. What do ya think?

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what the fuck is this filter?
how can such a bland image be so offensive to look at?

I'd like to know that too

You should have made a cute 'lil loli instead

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>snake tits

Based

Full body shot?

Soon

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The worst part about you fucking kiddie tumblr cartoon porn shitposters is you choose literally the worst images ever created by humankind for your brigades. I literally could not find something as bad as this if I tried.

Yes but what the fuck is going on with any of those.
Why does the head terminate in a beak anus?
Why does it have those white things behind the visor that make it look like he's got Sonic the Hedgehog eyes?
What are those things sticking out of the back of his head? Why are they even there?
Why do the shoulders look like they're sacs filled with yellow goo?
Why does the chest have a GC controller in it as if his sternum had been cracked open so his lungs were on display?
Why does the chest look like it's connected to the head via that little chin thing instead of a neck? Why is there a little chin thing in the first place?
Why is there a third prong in the center of the chest sticking out from under the GC controller?
Why are the arms so low on the torso? Are his shoulders double jointed?
Why the fuck are his arms the way they are in general? Tthe second reason why everyone is calling this thing fetishbait (the first is the beak anus)?
Why would you ever think that was a cute tummy? It's a blue whale's stomach on a tiny robot/monster mash man. It doesn't fit and it looks like it doesn't fit anything in it.
Speaking of textures, why is it so rubbery/latexy? Again, another point toward fetishbait.

If you're trying to make a mascot, make it simple. The best videogame mascots are simple in design.
>But they're gender/class/whatever encoded
Nobody gives a fuck if Mario or Sonic are male. Nobody. Master Chief is barely gendered and he's a fucking master class on vidya mascots.
Go and study.

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time to kill the thread

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Ouch. That realy hurt, you know. I'm just a nigga trying to get by

>Master Chief is barely gendered and he's a fucking master class on vidya mascots
cringe and red vs bluepilled

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Clearly you don't comphehend the current political climate and cultural dogma surrounding simplistic and complex character design. This character was actually inspired by chibi robo an flcl, and have you HEARD of artistic and practical liberties. jeez bud

Now THIS would make a perfect gaming club mascot, take notes OP!

thank christ someone bothered to decode this clusterfuck

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at least post in quality

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Now c'mon bud, how would I deglove a synthoid character without it look too mechnical and inorganic. It looses apart of the fetishic appeal that way. Use your noggin.

I don't even like Halo but he's unarguably iconic.
He's Microsoft's videogame mascot. Or he was. I don't keep up with Xbox.
>Clearly you don't comphehend the current political climate and cultural dogma surrounding simplistic and complex character design.
Good art is timeless.
Mickey Mouse is pretty much as he was 90 years ago. That's not going to change because of dumb fucking temporary bullshit.
>have you HEARD of artistic and practical liberties. jeez bud
How about you address any of my questions.
You get your liberties when you show you can handle basic fucking technique, and critique.
I was gonna say "taste" but honestly, this appeals to someone, but it isn't going to appeal to anyone as a videogame club mascot, not without a severe rework.

gmi

Think about it pal, it has tactfully incorporated all the best aspects resonate with the gamosphere. Robotic form, intense shading and lighting, trendy nintie controller, monitor face, and inherently androgynous and futuristic form. I've gotten near unanimous good reception, and trust me, longevity is in sight given the future is what we make it. The future, is SAGE.

is this procedurally generated?

I just fapped but I'd fap again to this